Ron Mershon~ Ninja Warrior
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From: Vincent Crowley
Topic: Re: Ron Mershon, Ninja Warrior
Message: 11 of 14 (In response to Ipsissimus Mershon)
Sent: Sun, 16 Jul 2000 23:28:22 -0700
Ron "Kung Fool" Mershon,
Spare me your drama, bitch boy. You know my E-Mail, let's set this
thing up. Your mouth needs to be shut and I'm just the person to do it.
So I'll look into gym in your area, since I'm sure you don't have the
gas money (or car) to come here, to rent out. I'd like to make this a
"All Welcome" event, if that is OK with you. Since you are such a bad
ass Ninja, you should have a problem. See Ron, now it is time to go
beyond your computer fantasies. In fact, how about a wager? $500.00 to
the winner. Loser pays. Come on Ronnie, if you are so rich $500.00
should be nothing. Now the ball is in your court yet again. Reply or
Die.
Ad Maiorem Satanae Gloriam! Vincent Crowley
PS- Sorry fool, but I don't live in a trailer. But I can understand
such a childish remark made from a man who still lives in the basement
at his Mommy's house. Oh, I will have such fun revealing what a
parasite you are. Time is ticking.....Bring it on you little Bitch Boy.
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Ipsissimus Mershon
documentary on Satanism for the Learning Channel. How have you been?
I accept Vincent's challenge. Set it up, I'll be there. I hope he will
up the wager to an even $1000 though. I hate to be cheap.
We will be in Columbus next June 6 to perform a wedding for two of our
members. So, if Vincent chickens out about coming here, perhaps I can
see him then.
--
Hail Shaitan!
Ipsissimus Ron Mershon
Order of Shaitan Yezidi Empire
http://www.geocities.com/oshaitan
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Before you buy.
Vincent Crowley
to end the on-line bullshit and deal with this face to face. I will be
in contact with some Gyms in your area. $1000 sounds like a GREAT bet.
Looking forward to doing this. E-mail me and we will start work on this
thing.
Ad Maiorem Satanae Gloriam!
Vincent Crowley
MsCirce
fights to know who to bet on.
--
www.celeron.cc
"Vincent Crowley" <derwolfe...@hotmail.com.invalid> wrote in message
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Kali Vibrators
>
> Vincent Crowley wrote:
[VC]:
> > You're on! Let's set this thing up. It is good to see you are
> > willing to end the on-line bullshit and deal with this face to
> > face. I will be in contact with some Gyms in your area. $1000
> > sounds like a GREAT bet. Looking forward to doing this. E-mail
> > me and we will start work on this thing.
> >
> > Ad Maiorem Satanae Gloriam!
> > Vincent Crowley
[MC]:
> Can we place our bets? And if so I would need to hear of at
> least some past fights to know who to bet on.
>
> --
> www.celeron.cc
[KV]:
Publicity stunt?
Australopithecine flashback?
A Homoerotic fight fantasy?
The first blush of a classic
hoodoo-voodoo loooove triangle?
Or... is it just another day
in the life of USENET
mammalian politics?
June 6th is a very long wait
for such a "main event" (the
Thrilla in Ohio? Hmmmm...)
Will this be to the death?
Alone in a barren, desolate realm
bare-fisted debauchery,
winner take all? Will the loser's
pummeling be digitally videographed
for all of perpetuity and endless
Internet ridicule?? If a man fights
a 400 lb. gorilla and loses (severely)
http://www.koko.org/images/mikeface.jpg
does this mean that the gorilla is
the finer of the two primates?
Wiser, smarter, wittier, more noble
and of greater potential & significance
in the various universes?
Did Jerry Springer put you
up to this?! Howard Stern??
The Fox Network??!
In any event, it's always a welcome
sight to see such bright youngsters
engage each other. Ahhhh, Sweet Death!
Have fun!
DEATH writes:
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Impeach DNA!
Then let's start all over.
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-Kali Vibrators
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Weight, height, reach, martial specialties, win/lose ratio. Some pictures would
be nice. Then we can all place bets.
Hey, is it fair for the audience to influence the fight with magic?
_____________________________________
"Trauma is the engine of Initiation" - Lud
"You are a sickening, twisted THING - NOT a person, NOT HUMAN!"--Metadromos
"You MONSTER! DIE! DIE!" -- Mina Pell
Ludvig Prinn
Worker of Miracles
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That's MISTER Flaming Irishman To You
*cc'ed to Ron Mershon and to Vincent Crowley via email*
In article <169b2ded...@usw-ex0106-044.remarq.com>,
Vincent Crowley <derwolfe...@hotmail.com.invalid> wrote:
> You're on! Let's set this thing up. It is good to see you are willing
> to end the on-line bullshit and deal with this face to face. I will be
> in contact with some Gyms in your area. $1000 sounds like a GREAT bet.
> Looking forward to doing this. E-mail me and we will start work on
> this
> thing.
Tell ya what; since I've also been challenged to a duel
by Ron "My Will Is Iron But My Schlong Is Spaghetti" Mershon
why don't we make arrangements to settle this argument
once and for all?
There are innumerable boxing gyms in the Baltimore area;
if Ron and Vince are agreeable to same, I will be happy
to rent a boxing ring with my own funds,* to provide
for a referee, and to see that each fighter has proper
equipment (gloves, helmet, etc.)
Since Ron is an expert in "Ninja Death Secrets," I am
presuming that he is also an expert in the Marquis of
Queensbury rules. I suspect a battle between Ron and
Vince would be more *ahem* colorful, but if Vince had
other things to do, I would be happy to step into the
ring myself and go a few rounds with Ron.
(I will of course sign a waiver absolving Ron and the
gym from all liability before doing so, and presumably
Ron will do the same).
If we all are amenable to this solution, why don't we
get together and make some arrangements?
Peace
Kevin "The Punching Paddy" Filan
* My motives aren't charity: I honestly figure I can
make my money back and more selling tickets to this event.
Ipsissimus Mershon
That's MISTER Flaming Irishman To You <raksh...@my-deja.com> wrote:
> by Ron "My Will Is Iron But My Schlong Is Spaghetti" Mershon
No, but it is Italian. More of a calzone, actually.
> There are innumerable boxing gyms in the Baltimore area;
> if Ron and Vince are agreeable to same, I will be happy
> to rent a boxing ring with my own funds,* to provide
> for a referee, and to see that each fighter has proper
> equipment (gloves, helmet, etc.)
No way, leprechaun-brain. My bout with Vincent is a thing between
gentleman and that has nothing to do with scum like you.
> other things to do, I would be happy to step into the
> ring myself and go a few rounds with Ron.
>
> (I will of course sign a waiver absolving Ron and the
> gym from all liability before doing so, and presumably
> Ron will do the same).
Do it, but it is just you and me. Anyone who wants can come watch
however. In fact, I know quite a few people who want the whole thing on
videotape.
By the way, Kevie, I notice you haven't mentioned our little wager
about the Learning Channel. I'm ready to provide proof if you are still
ready to retire. That won't stop me from kicking your sorry ass, though.
--
Hail Shaitan!
Ipsissimus Ron Mershon
Order of Shaitan Yezidi Empire
http://www.geocities.com/oshaitan
Ygraine
>There are innumerable boxing gyms in the Baltimore area;
>if Ron and Vince are agreeable to same, I will be happy
>to rent a boxing ring with my own funds,* to provide
>for a referee, and to see that each fighter has proper
>equipment (gloves, helmet, etc.)
>* My motives aren't charity: I honestly figure I can
>make my money back and more selling tickets to this event.
>
>
Oh, you will. I can think of nothing else that could get me to visit
Baltimore.
Y~
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http://www.geocities.com/nepotism_grotto
http://www.geocities.com/evilsecret
The Howler
Mark out a circle give you each a set of knives and let you kick the
fuck out of each other mister "Im big but I have penile envy Irishman,"
if you think you can kill him why not try. After all there are ways to
lie to get out of murder. For instance gang related. Just remember your
backing away not him. He wants blood. you want safety. Who the
chickenshit. I fought in the arena and I would bet on Ron for attitude.
The Howler
That's MISTER Flaming Irishman To You
The Howler <wolfcall8...@hotmail.com.invalid> wrote:
> You do it the pussy way. How about I find a nice place like a forest.
> Mark out a circle give you each a set of knives and let you kick the
> fuck out of each other mister "Im big but I have penile envy
>Irishman,"
Oh look, one of the Order of Shaitan's Elite Warriors.
If Ron isn't willing to meet me in a gym and fight
according to the Marquis of Queensbury Rules, he's
certainly not likely to agree to meet me in the forest
and fight with knives, is he, now?
I was making a party which I felt was fair to all parties
concerned. We can all pound on our chests and do the
professional wrestling thing. (i.e. "I'll kick your ass!"
"No, I'll kick YOUR ass!!!") or we can get together in real
life and put our money (and our fists) where our mouths are.
In the real world, people don't agree to knife fights...
or, at the very least, they certainly don't agree to
them in a public forum. (You have heard, I presume,
that knife fighting is illegal?) On the other hand,
people regularly agree to spar at dojos and in gyms.
I felt this would give Ron a chance to reclaim some of
the honor he lost when his *ahem* little problem was
disclosed to the world.
> if you think you can kill him why not try. After all there are ways to
> lie to get out of murder. For instance gang related.
"Yes, Officer, I beat Ron Mershon to death with a
baseball bat but it's OK; you see, we're both in
gangs."
As Andre would say... well, we all know what Andre
would say, don't we?
Free clue: those who want to commit murder are well-
advised not to brag about it in public forums. I
guess you missed that in your days in the arena.
> Just remember
> your
> backing away not him. He wants blood. you want safety. Who the
> chickenshit.
Since I'm chickenshit, Ron should have no problems
taking care of me in a boxing ring.
> I fought in the arena and I would bet on Ron for
> attitude.
> The Howler
BWAAHAHAAA!!!!
Based on your posts, I might be convinced that you took
many hard blows to the head... but you hardly strike me
as the "Thai Kickboxer" type. Hell, you'd get your ass
kicked by the average Mormon missionary.
Peace
Kevin Filan
The Howler
till you face is ripped off your skull. For a flaming Irishman your
afraid of a little bloodshed. that does no pride for your Irish
descent. Well if you think your so big and bad come and get me instead.
I miss the blood and the taste of it. You now know me so come get me.
The first rule of survival is to live long enough to hear the rest.
Ipsissimus Mershon
know you have no balls. Stop bitching and set it up. I WILL BE THERE.
--
Hail Shaitan!
Ipsissimus Ron Mershon
Order of Shaitan Yezidi Empire
http://www.geocities.com/oshaitan
JFitzsi421
about the Learning Channel. I'm ready to provide proof if you are still
ready to retire >>
Ron, I'm sure selective attention is a big part of your Ipsissimus claim, but
you keep forgetting all the other stipulations of that wager.
I'm sure you are doing this because it fits your agenda better to forget these
things, but no one else has forgotten. So please, come forward with the proof
of all your claims about yourself and your wife if you are going to claim
"victory" in the case of the wager.
Fitz
Ipsissimus Mershon
I did a documenatery appearance for the Learning Channel, Kevun Filan
will announce his resignation from the CoS and never represent himself
as a Satanist again.
Posistive proof of our claim will be posted later today or early
tomorrow.