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Authors who contributed to this document:
(in alphabetic order)

Blanche Barton
Peggy Nadramia
Matt G. Paradise
Herbert Paulis

Special thanks for correction and improvement suggestions:

Phil Marfuta
Lestat Ventrue

CONTENTS:

1. Terminology and Introduction

1.1. What is the purpose of this document?
1.2. What is a FAQ?
1.3. Common Abbreviations and Terms

2. What is the Church of Satan?

3. Anton Szandor LaVey

3.1. The man and his life
3.2. LaVey's death
3.3. Myths and truths
3.4. Isn't Anton LaVey merely ripping off Nietzsche?

4. Satanism as seen by the Church of Satan

4.1. The philosophies
4.2. The Nine Satanic Statements
4.3. The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
4.4. The Nine Satanic Sins
4.5. What is the Satanic Bunco Sheet?
4.6. To apply the name of Satan to this church, implies a connection
to the Bible. What is the stance of the CoS on these popular
tales and predictions? Who is Christ to the CoS?
4.7. As a representative for Satanism, you do interviews and
lectures.
Isn't this preaching? And, doesn't this violate your rule of not
giving your opinions unless asked?

5. Membership in the Church of Satan

5.1. How can I become a member of the Church of Satan?
What if I do not live in the US?
5.2. What happens if I change my mind and want to get out of all this
again?
5.3. I am not 18 years old yet. Can I still become a member?
5.4. The Church of Satan charges application fees for membership and
further involvement and accepts money from people. Sounds like
your garden-variety tent-show evangelist scam.
5.5. I really want to join the Church of Satan... I mean, A LOT! I
want to be a Priest and be one of you. I want magical powers and
a direct phone-line to Satan.
5.6. Do you find most of the membership of the CoS to be 'Xtian
refugees' or do they come from all sorts of backgrounds?

6. Satanic Literature

6.1. Books by and about Anton Szandor LaVey and the Church of Satan
6.1.1. Where can I get a copy of _The Satanic Bible_?
6.1.2. Where can I get an electronic copy of _The Satanic Bible_?
6.1.3. How to obtain these books from the US?
6.1.4. How to obtain these books from outside the US?

6.2. Satanic Magazines and Publications
6.2.1. The Cloven Hoof
6.2.2. The Black Flame
6.2.3. Not Like Most
6.2.4. The Raven
6.2.5. Others

6.3. A little Satanically inspired book suggestion
6.3.1 Non-Fiction
6.3.2 Fiction

7. Satanic Music and Videos

7.1. Music by Anton Szandor LaVey
7.2. Other Music of Satanic value
7.3. Videos

8. The Church of Satan on the Internet

9. Artifacts and where to look for them
9.1. Artifacts
9.2. Societies
9.3. Shops

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1.1. What is the purpose of this document?

Many misunderstandings, false rumors and plain lies about the
Church of Satan have been spread online, especially in the
alt.satanism forum on Usenet and on several web pages, not to
forget hours of TV shows and tons of newspaper articles. This
document has the sole purpose of correcting these pieces of hoax
and wrong information and to give accurate information,
authenticated by the Church of Satan and signed electronically. It
does not at all aim at proselytizing, a practice which is frowned
upon by the Church of Satan. See also topic 4.7.

1.2. What is a FAQ?

"FAQ" is an acronym for "Frequently Answered Questions" or
"Frequently Asked Questions", for what it's worth. These are
documents on various topics, forming a veritable library of free
information, usually put together by voluntary enthusiasts in
order
to answer certain questions that constantly come up in some
newsgroups (hence the name). They are periodically posted to their
home newsgroups and (usually) to news.answers, and archived at
various places. This FAQ isn't really a proper list of frequently
asked questions and their answers; it's more of a fact-file or an
introduction brochure than a traditional Usenet FAQ, although some
Q&A are included and hopefully more will be added in future. In
some cases an author is noted for a portion of this FAQ. In other
cases the text is compiled from several authors' contributions.
Intermediate forms occur.

The language in these articles is without doubt colored by the
fact
that some contributors have other mother tongues than English -
and
so it will remain. Nevertheless proposals for more idiomatic
wordings are always cordially welcomed.

1.3. Common Abbreviations and Terms

To save typing during discussions and in electronic mail, several
abbreviations have been generally adopted and are listed here for
the convenience of the reader.

CoS, C/S Church of Satan
TSB _The Satanic Bible_
TSR _The Satanic Rituals_
TSW _The Satanic Witch_
DN _Devil's Notebook_
ASL Anton Szandor LaVey
Statements The Nine Satanic Statements
Sins The Nine Satanic Sins
RotE The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
LHP Left Hand Path

Some Satanists find themselves discussing Christianity frequently.
In order to cut down on keystrokes many type "Xtian" and
"Xtianity"
rather than the longer versions. A few may intend it partly as a
slur, but most do it only for convenience. The abbreviation itself
is far from insulting; it is accepted and used by many Christians
including (we are told) the Pope, as the first letter of Christ in
Greek is Chi.

2. What is the Church of Satan?

We were established in 1966 C.E. by Anton Szandor LaVey, our High
Priest, who declared the Year One, thus opening the floodgates to
a
revolution designed to smash the hypocrisy and unreason which has
reigned for the past 2000 years. We have, since 1966, stood as the
most formidable threat to those who would halt progress in the
name
of spirituality. We are explorers on the untrodden paths of
science, human motivation and mystery -- all that is most _truly_
occult.

Those who proudly carry our cards identifying themselves as
members
have the strength and dedication to implement the tools of Satan,
the imagination to confound and confuse, the wisdom to recognize
the Unseen in our society, and the passions of a classical
Romantic
soul.

In modern parlance, the Church of Satan may be called a
user-driven
organization. Members are involved and advanced exactly as their
own desires, abilities and accomplishments dictate. There are no
set activities, meetings or contacts. The new member comes to the
organization, ideally, with his own goals and plans for achieving
them; he presents them to us and is directed in the way that would
be most mutually beneficial. The CoS is not looking for people who
join and want us to "put on a show," taking them by the hand,
introducing them to their new friends, telling them what time to
show up for the weekly get-together and what to wear. Satanists
are
not put in contact automatically, or by geographical proximity;
this has been tried and found a failure. True elitists are by
their
nature very individualistic and neighboring members won't
necessarily have anything in common; "just being Satanists
together" isn't enough. When we observe members making advances on
their own in their chosen fields of endeavor, we will put them in
contact with other members running on the same track; we've
watched
this happen many times and we're pleased and proud to say the
results are magical. There are also members who are satisfied
simply to join and be counted among the adherents to a philosophy
that best embodies their own true nature.

3. Anton Szandor LaVey

3.1. The man and his life

(This is an excerpt from Blanche Barton's book, _The Church of
Satan_. For an even more detailed and fascinating LaVey biography,
read _The Secret Life of a Satanist_, also by Blanche Barton. See
the books section of this FAQ for details.)

Anton Szandor LaVey was born in gangland-era Chicago on April 11,
1930; but his parents moved to California soon after his birth.
After a restless youth, where he made his first supernatural
experiences, he dropped out of high school at the age of 16,
deciding to become second oboist for the San Francisco Ballet
Orchestra. Later, he decided the circus was a good place for an
energetic young man with his talents, and so he signed on with the
Clyde Beatty Circus.

At 17, LaVey was taming eight Nubian Lions and four Bengal tigers
alone in the big cage and developed a close relation with and an
affection for the big cats. But his musical talents were not
wasted, either, and he played the calliope regularly, accompanying
circus greats from the Flying Wallendas to Hugo Zachinni.

LaVey extended his knowledge of the outdoor entertainment industry
by joining the carnival and amusement park circuit, working some
of
the biggest traveling shows on the Pacific Coast. Playing
calliope,
Wurlitzer band organ, or Hammond along every midway, LaVey also
worked with famed freaks in the "Ten-in-One." He was in his
element
among the loners, drifters and marginal types who have always been
attracted to the cynical carnival atmosphere. It was here LaVey
learned how much people will pay to be fooled -- how desperately
they want to escape their own dull lives.

After a short career as a photographer for the SFPD and an
investigator in occult affairs, LaVey completely devoted himself
to
exploring the occult and magic. He founded the "Magic Circle" and
held magical lectures on various subjects. Finally, on
Walpurgisnacht 1966, his life work came to an unmatched
culmination
when he founded the Church of Satan, proclaiming the Satanic
Year I.

3.2. LaVey's death

As a lot of (false) rumors and even more lies have been spread
over
the net (and they still are), here is a short fact account of
Dr. LaVey's death.

Having a long-standing valvular problem associated with rheumatic
heart disease, Anton LaVey had some kind of massive cardiac
arrhythmia after several internal bleedings in late summer of 1997
C.E. had been treated in hospital. He died on October the 29th, in
St. Mary's Hospital, a Catholic hospital associated with the
University of San Francisco. He was brought to St. Mary's because
it was the closest; he had never been treated there before.

Although there has been some confusion with his funeral records,
some listed Halloween as his death date, rumors that his death has
been caused deliberately by a Xtian nurse are grossly false. He
was
being given a Satanic funeral, attended only by his closest
relatives and was cremated afterwards.

His long-time companion, Blanche Barton, now acts as High
Priestess
of the Church of Satan.

3.3. Myths and truths

Zeena LaVey, his younger daughter, chose to disown her father in
1989 and had no more contact with him since. After his death, she
has gone to TV shows, saying that she has proven herself to be the
more competent Satanic witch since her father died because she
cursed him to a painful death. She has contacted reporters to say
her father was a wife-beater, and that he never had a relationship
with Jayne Mansfield (despite the fact that several photos prove
the contrary, see _The Secret Life of a Satanist_) or any
involvement with the film _Rosemary's Baby_ (LaVey played the role
of the Devil). She has cursed herself to a miserable fate.

People often wondered about the "Doctor" title seen once in
awhile.
Well, formally speaking, Anton LaVey did not hold a Ph.D. or
anything similar. But he himself had never said that he does. It's
just that his friends and people who hold him up in great respect
called him Doc or Dr. LaVey as a kind of honorary title (_The
Secret Life of a Satanist_, p.223). It is only natural that there
were and will always be people who ran him down because of this.
So
what? If they are not good enough to get an academic degree for
themselves at some university and not famous enough to get an
honorary mention, count it up to envy and jealousy.

3.4. Isn't Anton LaVey merely ripping off Nietzsche?

Extremely limited (and limiting) thinking, indeed. When LaVey
refers to an idea, concept, or quote derived or taken from someone
else, he often cites the author, either in the paragraph or in the
indices of his books. If anything LaVey writes seems or is similar
to past concepts, oftentimes, it is augmented with modern
circumstances, his own thoughts, and is analogous to our
philosophy.
Seeing that Satanism is a work in progress, something like science
meets philosophy, we are fully justified in choosing the concepts
of
old, working with them in our context and taking them into the
future. (If we didn't, who else would?) Same thing scientists,
doctors, psychologists, and many other professionals do. Nothing
would get done if individuals merely went along with established
thought and never added to it. It's evolution, pure and simple.

4. Satanism as seen by the Church of Satan

4.1. Our philosophies

If you have not already done so, we strongly suggest you purchase
_The Satanic Bible_, and study it. It is a diabolical book, the
basis for our philosophy. Satanism is not for everyone, but if it
is for you, we welcome you. We are not a fan club, a pen-pal
society, or a lonely hearts group. We are a group of dynamic
individuals who stand forth as the ultimate Underground
alternative
-- the Alien Elite. We realize what we have, what we are, and what
we shall become. Our scope is unlimited, and the extent of your
involvement is based upon your own potential.

In recent years, we've wasted far too much time explaining that
Satanism has nothing to do with kidnapping, drug abuse, child
molestation, animal or child sacrifice, or any number of other
acts
that idiots, hysterics or opportunists would like to credit us
with. Satanism is a life-loving, rational philosophy that millions
of people adhere to. Now we're ready for something that goes quite
a few steps beyond just explaining our principles. Every
revisionist movement needs a set of goals/guidelines that are
clear, concrete, and that will effect significant changes.

The following Five-Point Program reflects attitudes which allow
others to decide whether they wish to align themselves with
Satanism or not. Each is necessary for Satanic change to take
place. When asked what we're "doing", here's the answer:

1) STRATIFICATION -- The point on which all the others ultimately
rest. There can be no more myth of "equality" for all--it only
translates to "mediocrity" and supports the weak at the expense of
the strong. Water must be allowed to seek its own level without
interference from apologists for incompetence. No one should be
protected from the effects of his own stupidity.

2) STRICT TAXATION OF ALL CHURCHES -- If churches were taxed for
all their income and property, they'd crumble overnight of their
own obsolescence, and the National Debt would be wiped out as
quickly. The productive, the creative, the resourceful should be
subsidized. So long as the useless and incompetent are getting
paid, they should be heavily taxed.

3) NO TOLERANCE FOR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS SECULARIZED AND INCORPORATED
INTO LAW AND ORDER ISSUES -- to re-establish "Lex Talionis" would
require a complete overturning of the present in-justice system
based on Judeo-Christian ideals, where the victim/defender has
been
made the criminal. Amnesty should be considered for anyone in
prison because of his alleged "influence" upon the actual
perpetrator of the crime. Everyone is influenced in what he or she
does. Scapegoating has become a way of life, a means of survival
for the unfit. As an extension of the Judeo-Christian cop-out of
blaming the Devil for everything, criminals can gain leniency,
even
praise, by placing the blame on a convenient villain. Following
the
Satanic creed of "Responsibility to the responsible," in a Satanic
society, everyone must experience the consequences of his own
actions -- for good or ill.

4) DEVELOPMENT AND PRODUCTION OF ARTIFICIAL HUMAN COMPANIONS --
The
forbidden industry. An economic "godsend" which will allow
everyone
"power" over someone else. Polite, sophisticated, technologically
feasible slavery. And the most profitable industry since TV and
the
computer.

5) THE OPPORTUNITY FOR ANYONE TO LIVE WITHIN A TOTAL ENVIRONMENT
OF
HIS OR HER CHOICE, WITH MANDATORY ADHERENCE TO THE AESTHETIC AND
BEHAVIORAL STANDARDS OF SAME -- Privately owned, operated and
controlled environments as an alternative to homogenized and
polyglot ones. The freedom to insularize oneself within a social
milieu of personal well-being. An opportunity to feel, see, and
hear that which is most aesthetically pleasing, without
interference from those who would pollute or detract from that
option.

4.2. The Nine Satanic Statements

1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence.
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe
dreams.
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical
self-deceit.
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of
love wasted on ingrates.
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek.
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of
concern for psychic vampires.
7. Satan represents man as just another animal -- sometimes
better,
more often worse than those that walk on all-fours -- who,
because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual development,"
has become the most vicious animal of all.
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to
physical, mental, or emotional gratification.
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He
has kept it in business all these years.

4.3. The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they
want to hear them.
3. When in another's lair, show him respect or else do not go
there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and
without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating
signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a
burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it
successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of
magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose
all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject
yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for
your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone
bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy
him.

4.4. The Nine Satanic Sins

1. Stupidity -- The top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal
Sin of Satanism. It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful.
Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on
stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they
are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a
posture
that is not only acceptable but laudable. Satanists must learn
to see through the tricks and cannot afford to be stupid.
2. Pretentiousness -- Empty posturing can be most irritating and
isn't applying the cardinal rules of Lesser Magic. On equal
footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation
these days. Everyone's made to feel like a big shot, whether
they can come up with the goods or not.
3. Solipsism -- Can be very dangerous for Satanists. Projecting
your reactions, responses and sensibilities onto someone who is
probably far less attuned than you are. It is the mistake of
expecting people to give you the same consideration, courtesy
and respect that you naturally give them. They won't. Instead,
Satanists must strive to apply the dictum of "Do unto others as
they do unto you." It's work for most of us and requires
constant vigilance lest you slip into a comfortable illusion of
everyone being like you. As has been said, certain utopias
would
be ideal in a nation of philosophers, but unfortunately (or
perhaps fortunately, from a Machiavellian standpoint) we are
far
from that point.
4. Self-deceit -- It's in the Nine Satanic Statements but deserves
to be repeated here. Another cardinal sin. We must not pay
homage to any of the sacred cows presented to us, including the
roles we are expected to play ourselves. The only time
self-deceit should be entered into is when it's fun, and with
awareness. But then, it's not self-deceit!
5. Herd Conformity -- That's obvious from a Satanic stance. It's
all right to conform to a person's wishes, if it ultimately
benefits you. But only fools follow along with the herd,
letting
an impersonal entity dictate to you. The key is to choose a
master wisely instead of being enslaved by the whims of the
many.
6. Lack of Perspective -- Again, this one can lead to a lot of
pain
for a Satanist. You must never lose sight of who and what you
are, and what a threat you can be, by your very existence. We
are making history right now, every day. Always keep the wider
historical and social picture in mind. That is an important key
to both Lesser and Greater Magic. See the patterns and fit
things together as you want the pieces to fall into place. Do
not be swayed by herd constraints -- know that you are working
on another level entirely from the rest of the world.
7. Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies -- Be aware that this is one
of the keys to brainwashing people into accepting something
"new" and "different," when in reality it's something that was
once widely accepted but is now presented in a new package. We
are expected to rave about the genius of the "creator" and
forget the original. This makes for a disposable society.
8. Counterproductive Pride -- That first word is important. Pride
is great up to the point you begin to throw out the baby with
the bath-water. The rule of Satanism is: if it works for you,
great. When it stops working for you, when you've painted
yourself into a corner and the only way out is to say, "I'm
sorry, I made a mistake, I wish we could compromise somehow,"
then do it.
9. Lack of Aesthetics -- This is the physical application of the
Balance Factor. Aesthetics is important in Lesser Magic and
should be cultivated. It is obvious that no one can collect any
money off classical standards of beauty and form most of the
time so they are discouraged in a consumer society, but "an
eye"
for beauty, for balance, is an essential Satanic tool and must
be applied for greatest magical effectiveness. It's not what's
supposed to be pleasing -- it's what is. Aesthetics is a
personal thing, reflective of one's own nature, but there are
universally pleasing and harmonious configurations that should
not be denied.

4.5. What is the Satanic Bunco Sheet?

Because Anton LaVey has made Satanism so popular, everyone wants
to
jump on the bandwagon. If you're new to the Realm of Darkness,
suddenly feeling the fires of Satan burning within you, be warned:
there are unethical individuals out there who will prey upon you,
claim to teach you how to become a Great Black Magician overnight,
who will promise instructional fellowship and activities with
"True
Masters", who may claim unverifiable links with the Church of
Satan
or other such lineage. Save your money. The Satanic Bunco Sheet is
a tip sheet to recognize pseudo- and anti-Satanic groups that have
sprouted up since LaVey started the original Church of Satan.

Some places where you can find and read the complete Satanic Bunco
Sheet:
http://www.churchofsatan.com/
http://www.purgingtalon.com/nlm/bunco.htm
http://www.HerbertsDarkCorner.com/

4.6. To apply the name of Satan to this church, implies a connection
to the Bible. What is the stance of the CoS on these popular
tales and predictions? Who is Christ to the CoS?

We take the name Satan in concept only. Any other connection is
thrust upon us by anxious, ignorant, and/or misinformed people.
The
archetype itself, by whatever name is appropriate, is far older
than Xtianity or Judaism, and it was these religions that, in
order
to gain a foothold in the world, decided to destroy and bastardize
the "pagan gods." Satan has generally been the character who has
challenged sterile thought, encouraged indulgence, rebelled
against
slavery, and truly represented human nature and all that the
mundane world offers. By extension, instead of worshipping Satan,
we emulate him. The Xtian bible was probably one of the greatest
pieces of propaganda (with Mein Kampf running a close second) in
world history but, quite frankly, a scientifically,
philosophically, and technologically advanced civilization should
logically cease to have a need for such outmoded parables and
slave
ethics. But, seeing as insecurity never goes out of style, those
in
need seek their baby-sitters in whatever avenue is acceptable; in
LaVey's words, a "privileged lie." Many Satanists also view the
Xtian bible as an example of mankind's hypocrisy, incompetence,
and
spinelessness. Jesus Christ is the paradigm for these qualities.
How can anyone with human insight and reasonable logic skills
accept the phrase "the meek shall inherit the Earth" without
laughing? History certainly doesn't support this assertion. From
my
experience, many people who call themselves Xtians are so merely
by
convenience and not so much by a rational decision, if rationale
is
possible. It's a truly insecure philosophy that demands its tenets
to be installed in humans from early childhood, because if it was
introduced for the first time to adults, many would raise their
eyebrow in suspicion and disgust. Many Xtians I've met haven't
even
read their bible (at least, not critically), but keep the book on
their coffee table to appear "righteous." And, some just skip the
sanguine parts. Many of them really seem to get off on their
religion, the self-righteousness feeds their impoverished egos. As
trivial as it seems, it's a glaring metaphor for Xtianity in
general, an amass of contradictions, and almost Freudian.

4.7. As a representative for Satanism, you do interviews and
lectures.
Isn't this preaching? And, doesn't this violate your rule of not
giving your opinions unless asked?

Of course, this isn't preaching and it doesn't go against the
First
Satanic Rule of the Earth. If you open a magazine, turn on your
radio, or click on your television and see an interview with a
Satanist, you've reached a point where you will either not read or
look at it, or you will. If you choose the latter, you have
consigned yourself to the information and, by your own actions,
have given your non-verbal consent to receive such information
about our religion. If you attend a lecture, you have even more so
welcomed yourself to our "opinions." No one coerced you to attend
or read or watch or listen. Assuming that Satanism can be preached
is to assume that anyone can be a Satanist, which is grossly
false.
We know this and wouldn't bother proselytizing like other
religions. It would waste our time and we'd have to care, which we
don't.

5. Membership in the Church of Satan

5.1. How can I become a member of the Church of Satan?
What if I do not live in the US?

We don't solicit memberships; however, if you wish to join us, to
show your support or appreciation, you can become a Registered
Member. Write a letter to P. O. Box 210666, San Francisco, CA
94121, USA with a self-addressed stamped envelope (or include two
International Reply Coupons, if you live outside the US) and ask
for our membership information. You can also download and print
the
form from many web sites on the WWW. The Church of Satan accepts
members from all over the world.

For a one-time registration fee of one hundred dollars, you will
receive a crimson card declaring you a member of the Church of
Satan. No further dues will be expected. All names and addresses
are held in strict confidence and you are under no obligation as a
Registered Member, unless you choose to present yourself for
further consideration.

You'll also receive a questionnaire. Filling out the questionnaire
indicates your more serious interest in our organization. By
completing and returning it, you will be included in our Bulletin
List so you can receive announcements pertinent to your
affiliation.

5.2. What happens if I change my mind and want to get out of all this
again?

There are idiots around who propagate such ridiculous and silly
misinformation as that "there is no possible way to get out of a
Satanic organization other than death." This only intends to scare
people. All one has to do to get out of the Church of Satan is to
_write us a letter_ telling us that they want to resign.

No one's kicked out unless they do something that is blatantly
against our tenets or unless _they_ request to have their name
taken from our lists. Unless people let us know in writing that
they want to resign, we consider them members.

5.3. I am not 18 years old yet. Can I still become a member?

You may become a member of the Church of Satan at any age, though
further participation in the organization is limited to those who
are eighteen years of age or older. This is not meant as a
judgment
of your maturity; we've received letters from 14-year-olds who had
a distinct, mature grasp of Satanism. But we must be realistic
about the world around us. One reason is that we don't want to
become a haven for the kind of sanctimonious perverts that
Christian churches and other "Goodguy Badge" forums (such as Big
Brother/Big Sister, Boy Scouts, etc.) often are. There are a lot
of
sick people out there, and we don't want our vital young Satanists
to become victims of twisted adults who are more interested in
contacting young kids than they are in practicing Satanism.

Another reason is because your parents or other adults in your
life
may not understand us or might be hostile toward your exploration
of this religion. They may try to cause trouble for us, falsely
accusing us of any number of things, just because they feel
threatened. So, we simply cannot allow anyone under the legal age
of consent to participate in any activities directly sponsored by
the Church of Satan. The _only_ exception to this rule would be
the
_written permission and attendance_ of your parent or legal
guardian. Some of you may be lucky enough to have a very good
relationship with your parents and they may be supportive, even
enthusiastic, about your exploration of the Dark Side. They may be
willing to go with you to meet a local Grotto Master and decide on
your level of participation at this point in your magical
development. If this is the case, let us know.

5.4. The Church of Satan charges application fees for membership and
further involvement and accepts money from people. Sounds like
your garden-variety tent-show evangelist scam.

First off, you are probably confusing two different terms. The
Church of Satan is an organization. Satanism is a religion. Since
we are one of the few (if not the ONLY) religions whose
organized body REJECTS the tax-exempt status other religions cling
to, the CoS accepts money to keep it moving, and we pay BACK into
the economic system. ("Responsibility to the responsible.") Also,
there seem to be a couple presuppositions hiding under your
statement. The first is that we should feel "bad" or "humble"
about
money. Why? We are Satanists. Most of us appreciate success in one
form or another and, in business, we know that money often enough
helps this along. We lay our cards on the table and have no
problem
with it. If a credible Satanist pays into the CoS, he or she does
this in support, and does it knowingly because he or she is wise,
like all good Satanists are. If your average ignoramus throws
money
at the CoS, the organization is happy to take that, too. But, it
is
the idiot, not the CoS, who should be held responsible because,
quite frankly, we didn't rush up to his house with Uzis, drag him
to the ATM, and make him empty out his account for us. You don't
even have to be a member of the CoS to be a Satanist, so no money
is required, unlike that required by others for tithes, collection
plates, and holy corn meal. (The monetary fee, by extension, also
keeps out most of the trend chasers, the occultniks, and the
terrorists. We don't want them and we won't put up with them.) The
second presupposition lies in your penchant for equating us with
the model of religion which Xtianity ostensibly portrays. It has
been adequately stated and PROVEN that Satanism is not inverse
Xtianity. It's an old point. Tell the Judeo-Xtian churches to pay
THEIR taxes and see what they say. The differences are enormous.

5.5. I really want to join the Church of Satan... I mean, A LOT! I
want to be a Priest and be one of you. I want magical powers and
a direct phone-line to Satan.

Go away.

5.6. Do you find most of the membership of the CoS to be 'Xtian
refugees' or do they come from all sorts of backgrounds?

Surely, I couldn't speak for all Satanists, but I would assume
that
many, particularly older Satanists who grew up in an era when
Xtianity was taken a bit more seriously, had some sort of Xtian
indoctrination in their childhoods. Oftentimes, teens will
approach
Satanism as a reaction to their growing disdain for Xtianity, and
I
think that's an honest and healthy step, speaking from experience.
However, once a Satanist (a true Satanist, and not some
drugged-out
devil-worshipping metalhead with a penchant for feline slaughter)
grows up a bit and experiences some of the outside world, Satanism
becomes a lot more than a game of shock-the-sheep and the Satanist
applies himself/herself to attain goals and engage in meaningful
pursuits. I wouldn't use the phrase "Xtian refugees" to describe
the situation mentioned above, simply because there is an implied
idea of victimization riding shotgun with it, and victim is a
label
no Satanist cares to wear - mainly because it's unproductive as
well as being antithetical to pure Satanic philosophy.

6. Satanic Literature

6.1. Books by and about Anton Szandor LaVey and the Church of Satan

THE SATANIC BIBLE and THE SATANIC RITUALS
-- by Anton Szandor LaVey.
Published in paperback by AVON BOOKS; available in all major
bookstores, in the Occult or New Age sections.

THE SATANIC WITCH and THE DEVIL'S NOTEBOOK
-- by Anton Szandor LaVey.
Published by Feral House, available in all major bookstores. If
needed, bookseller can order, or copies are available from the
publisher:
FERAL HOUSE, 2554 Lincoln Blvd. #1059, Venice, CA 90291, USA.
Send SASE for info.

SATAN SPEAKS
-- by Anton Szandor LaVey
Dr. LaVey's last (and final) book, to be released in late
1998 by FERAL HOUSE (address above).

THE SECRET LIFE OF A SATANIST
-- by Blanche Barton.
The authorized biography of Anton LaVey, published by FERAL HOUSE.
In the "Biography" section of bookstores (paperback or hardcover),
or send SASE to FERAL HOUSE (address above) for info.

THE CHURCH OF SATAN
-- by Blanche Barton.
Detailed history of the Church, with photos, instructions on
forming Grottos or groups, lists of Satanic films, music, and
books. Available in stores, or order from:
HELL'S KITCHEN PRODUCTIONS,
P. O. Box 499, Radio City Station, New York, NY 10101-0499.
Send SASE or 2 IRC for information.

SATAN WANTS YOU
-- by Arthur Lyons.
Published in 1988 by MYSTERIOUS PRESS (paperback and hardcover
editions). Buy or order in stores.

6.1.1. Where can I get a copy of _The Satanic Bible_?

_The Satanic Bible_ can be found (in America) in most chain
bookstores in the New Age, Philosophy, or Religion sections.

Many non-U.S. readers have written that _The Satanic Bible_ is not
available in their country for various reasons. I suggest trying
one of the following methods:

If your local book store does not carry _The Satanic Bible_ or any
other books mentioned here (or, what would be the correct truth in
most cases, does not _want_ to hold them in stock), you can mail
order them from most of the addresses mentioned here without
problems. (See also the list at the end of this FAQ file.)

They also will be glad to serve inquiries from other countries,
although you may find the air mail charges rather steep. In
Europe,
you might also try PENTAGRAM, P. O. Box 66, Dewsbury WF12 0XY, UK.
They carry most of the books mentioned here.

If you have access to the Internet, you could also place an
on-line
order with one of those companies:

http://plaza.satannet.net/
http://www.psinet.co.uk/pentagram/index.html
http://www.feralhouse.com/
http://www.amazon.com/

A great place for book searches is also

http://www.abebooks.com/

and finally you might find a bargain at

http://www.eBay.com/

6.1.2. Where can I get an electronic copy of _The Satanic Bible_?

You cannot; they don't exist, and if such electronic copies would
exist, they would be a violation of copyright laws.

6.2. Satanic Magazines and Publications

6.2.1. The Cloven Hoof

The official _Bulletin_ of the Church of Satan. Current news,
articles, poetry, reviews, and analyses pertaining to all subjects
Satanic. Includes the latest LaVeyan releases and rip-offs. An
interactive communique, disseminating information received from
our
vigilant Satanic Forces around the world! Address submissions and
subscription requests to:
Blanche Barton, The Cloven Hoof, PMB #365, P.O.Box 390009
San Diego CA 92149-0009, USA. $35 per year, Sample copy $5
(U.S. funds). Make U.S. checks or money order to "Blanche
Barton". Foreign orders add $8.00 for subscription or $2.00
for single issue.

6.2.2. The Black Flame

This _magazine_ is the international forum of the Church of Satan.
Published once per year, this comprehensive magazine will inform
you about trends in Satanic happenings and thought. Filled with
articles, reviews, poetry, and artwork of vital interest to all
Satanists. Single copy is $6.00 ($8.00 outside U.S.), two-issue
subscription is $12.00 ($16.00 outside U.S.). Send U.S. funds or
money order to: HELL'S KITCHEN PRODUCTIONS. (See address above).

6.2.3. Not Like Most

A Satanic publication adhering to the philosophies set forth by
Anton Szandor LaVey, The Church of Satan and directly affiliated
publications. Its primary audience is comprised of Satanists,
although it is also written for non-Xtian and anti-Xtian readers.
_Not Like Most_ is published once per year and is available by
mail order for $4.00 ($5.00 outside the continental United
States.)
Payment is to be made either by cash or a United States postal
money order filled out in the publisher's name, not the publishing
company. NO CHECKS.
Publisher: Rev. Matt G. Paradise, Priest - Church of Satan
Not Like Most, P. O. Box 88131, Burlington, Vermont 05402, USA

6.2.4. The Raven

"The lighter side of the dark." Empower a vitally important
Satanic
attribute: your sense of humor! Enjoy our insightful and humorous
take on life, food and wine, religion, culture, current events,
etc. Issued quarterly (Equinoxes and Solstices). $10.00 per
year($15.00 outside US), payable to:
N.B. Smith, Box 163, Stratford CT 06497-0163 USA

6.2.5. Others

DIABOLICA - An Independent Forum of Satanic Thought
Sample copy $6.00 US / $7.00 Foreign,
Subscription $11.00 US / $13.00 Foreign
AZAZEL, P. O. Box 53, Allen Park, MI 488101-0053, USA

The Black Pun-kin
Canada's Satanic Forum
$7.00 US American residents, $7.00 CDN Canadian residents,
$10.00 US Overseas
All checks and money orders payable to Robert A. Lang
The Black Pun-kin, P. O. Box 32017, 1386 Richmond R.d.,
Ottawa, Ontario, Canada K2B 1A1

6.3. A little Satanically inspired book suggestion

Food for discussion groups or diabolical rumination. Most of these
have nothing to do with Satanism per se, but the keen reader will
be able to glean much from them, nevertheless. These works are
just
a small selection from Anton LaVey's bookshelves, but it should
give you the idea and whet the appetite.

Please note that this is just an arbitrarily shortened and biased
(by the FAQ maintainer) version of the much longer, albeit still
only hinting, list on books, music, and films which is given in
the appendix of Blanche Barton's book, _The Church of Satan_.

6.3.1 Non-Fiction

Carl Jung: _Man and His Symbols_

Friedrich Nietzsche: esp. _Beyond Good and Evil_, _The
Anti-Christ_
and _Twilight of the Gods_

_The Johnson, Smith and Company Catalogue: Surprising Novelties,
Puzzles, Tricks, Jokegoods. Useful Articles, etc._

Ambrose Bierce: _The Devil's Dictionary_

H.L. Mencken: esp. _The American Language_

Jerry Mander: _Four Arguments for the Elimination of Television_

6.3.2 Fiction

Charles Finney: _Circus of Dr. Lao_

Fyodor Dostoevsky: _Notes from Underground_

H.G. Wells: esp. _The Island of Dr. Moreau_

Jules Verne: _20,000 Leagues Under the Sea_

Oscar Wilde: _The Picture of Dorian Gray_

Jack London: esp. _The Sea-Wolf_, and books of lycanthropic
transformation

Fred Saberhagen: _The Dracula Tape_

Macabre stories and poetry of _Weird tales_ and Arkham House
writers Lovecraft, Robert E. Howard, Frank Belknap, August
Derleth,
et al.

7. Satanic Music and Videos

7.1. Music by Anton Szandor LaVey

AMARILLO RECORDS,
5714 Folsom Blvd., Suite 300, Sacramento, CA 95819 USA
(Send SASE for ordering information.)
Selections include:
STRANGE MUSIC (10"),
SATAN TAKES A HOLIDAY (CD), and
THE SATANIC MASS (CD)--which also includes THE HYMN OF THE SATANIC
EMPIRE, also known as "Battle Hymn of the Apocalypse", written and
performed by Anton LaVey).

7.2. Other Music of Satanic value

Look out for Franz List (Mephisto Waltz, Faust Symphony), Modest
Mussorgsky (Night on Bald Mountain), Richard Wagner, Richard
Strauss (Thus Spoke Zarathustra), Frederic Chopin, Igor
Stranvinsky, and many more.

7.3. Videos

SPEAK OF THE DEVIL: THE CANNON OF ANTON LAVEY
-- Video interview by Nick Bougas.
LaVey intersperses musical performances with his unique and
penetrating commentary, ranging from American pop music to World
Wars to Whoopie Cushions!

DEATHSCENES
-- with on-camera introduction and narration by Anton LaVey.
Extremely graphic morgue shots and crime scene photos. Not for the
faint of heart!

DEATHSCENES 2 and DEATHSCENES 3
-- Similar material, but with soundtracks by Peter Gilmore.

For information about all video selections above, write to:
FERAL HOUSE, 2554 Lincoln Blvd. #1059, Venice, CA 90291, USA.
Please include a SASE or IRC.

SATANIS, THE DEVIL'S MASS
-- a 1968 documentary film about the Church of Satan.
A fascinating documentation about the early days of the Church of
Satan, giving many philosophical insights and witness to magical
rituals. This jewel has long been lost, but recently it turned up
again.
Send SASE or IRC to:
Strength Through Joy Prod.,
P. O. Box 82435, Portland, OR 97282, USA

8. The Church of Satan on the Internet

Our online representative is Magistra Peggy Nadramia:
nadr...@panix.com

http://www.churchofsatan.com/
The official web site of the Church of Satan

Some selected web sites where you may also find information from
and about the Church of Satan and Anton LaVey provided by our
affiliates. This is just a selection and has no intentions of
being
complete in any sense. Use them as starting points for your own
research. Caveat Emptor!

http://www.purgingtalon.com/
Purging Talon Publishing Headquarters

http://www.satannet.net/
The Satanic Network

http://www.HerbertsDarkCorner.com/
Herbert's Dark Corner of the Web

9. Artifacts and where to look for them

9.1. Artifacts

THE SATANIC BIBLE and THE SATANIC RITUALS were published briefly
in
hardback editions in the early 1970's by UNIVERSITY BOOKS. They
turn up very rarely in stacks of used books. Anyone looking for
these should probably use a book search service.

THE DEVIL'S AVENGER, a 1974 paperback biography of Anton LaVey, is
long out of print. Rare copies sometimes turn up through book
search services, however.

THE SATANIC MASS (an LP) was the first recording of authentic
Satanic rituals, made in 1968. It has been re-released on CD by
Amarillo Records (address above). A rendition by Anton LaVey of
his
HYMN OF THE SATANIC EMPIRE has been added, making this album a
real
treasure!

THE COMPLEAT WITCH (which originally had U.S. hardcover and
paperback editions as well as an Italian hardcover edition) has
been re-released as THE SATANIC WITCH.

9.2. Societies

THE LADY O SOCIETY,
BCM 3406, London, WC1N 3XX England
(The society for submissive ladies.)

TEMPLE OF THE VAMPIRE,
P. O. Box 3582, Lacy, WA 98509
http://temple.home.netcom.com/
(The only organization for those who share a vampire aesthetic.)

9.3. Shops

(Please send SASE or IRC for ordering info.)

ABYSS,
48 Chester Road, Chester MA 01011, USA

DESIGN TOSCANO, INC.,
17 East Campbell Street, Arlington Heights, IL 60005, USA
(Gargoyles, etc.)

THE DEVIL'S BOOKSHELF,
P. O. Box 666, Daytona Beach, FL 32115-0666, USA
(send $5 for catalogue.)

EDMUND SCIENTIFIC COMPANY,
101 East Gloucester Pike, Bradenton, FL 08007-1380, USA

HELL'S KITCHEN PRODUCTIONS,
P. O. Box 499, Radio City Station, New York, NY 10101-0499, USA

INFERNACULA,
c/o Dave Martinez,
P. O. Box 792666, San Antonio, TX 78279-2666, USA

INNER SANCTUM,
180-1 Elm Street, Suite 112, Pittsfield, MA 01201, USA

INTERNATIONAL IMPORTS,
236 West Manchester, Los Angeles, CA 90003, USA
(Send $3.00 for a big catalog.)

JOHNSON SMITH COMPANY,
4514 19th Street Court East,
P. O. Box 25500, Bradenton, FL 34206-5500, USA

MUSEUM REPLICAS LIMITED,
2143 Gees Mill Road, Box 840, Conyers, GA 30207, USA
(Not strictly occult-oriented, but GREAT daggers, swords, capes,
etc..)

NETHERWORLD,
701 N. MacQueston Parkway, Crypt 122, Mt. Vernon, NY 10552, USA

PENDRAGON, GIDEON, MEPHISTO AND SCRATCH,
P. O. Box 163, Stratford, CT 06497-0163, USA
(Send $1.00 and SASE for your very own personal standard
sell-your-soul contract!)

SATANIC BAPHOMETS, beautiful and exclusive! Authentic 1 1/4 inch
diameter fire-enameled medallions, in black, white, or crimson.
THE CHURCH OF SATAN, P. O. Box 210666, San Francisco, CA 94121,
USA. ($44 in U.S. funds, check, or money order, including postage
and handling. $5 extra for overseas orders.)

SEXY SHOES,
Leslie Shoe Co.,
480 N. 2nd St., P. O. Box 48, Rogers City, MI 49779-0048, USA
(A purveyor of excellent witches' shoes!)

PENTAGRAM,
P. O. Box 66, Dewsbury WF12 0XY, UK

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The man and his life

(This is an excerpt from Blanche Barton's book, _The Church of Satan_.
For an even more detailed and fascinating LaVey biography, read _The
Secret Life of a Satanist_, also by Blanche Barton. See the books
section of this FAQ for details.)

For an even more exciting book of fiction, read HP of Satan Mike Warnke
and his detailed descriptions of blood curdling events.

Anton Szandor LaVey was born in gangland-era Chicago on April 11, 1930;
but his parents moved to California soon after his birth. After a
restless youth, where he made his first supernatural experiences, he
dropped out of high school at the age of 16, deciding to become second
oboist for the San Francisco Ballet Orchestra. Later, he decided the
circus was a good place for an energetic young man with his talents,
and so he signed on with the Clyde Beatty Circus.

At 17, LaVey was taming eight Nubian Lions and four Bengal tigers alone
in the big cage and developed a close relation with and an affection for
the big cats. But his musical talents were not wasted, either, and he
played the calliope regularly, accompanying circus greats from the
Flying Wallendas to Hugo Zachinni.

LEGEND: The 15-year-old ASL played second oboe with the San Francisco
Ballet Orchestra, making him the youngest musician ever to play with
that prestigious institution.

REALITY: There was no "San Francisco Ballet Orchestra" in 1945. The San
Francisco Ballet was accompanied by a local orchestra, whose records
show that none of its three oboists was named "Levey" or "LaVey".

SOURCES: San Francisco Performing Arts Library & Museum, San Francisco,
California.

LaVey extended his knowledge of the outdoor entertainment industry by
joining the carnival and amusement park circuit, working some of
the biggest traveling shows on the Pacific Coast. Playing
calliope, Wurlitzer band organ, or Hammond along every midway, LaVey
also worked with famed freaks in the "Ten-in-One." He was in his element
among the loners, drifters and marginal types who have always been
attracted to the cynical carnival atmosphere. It was here LaVey learned
how much people will pay to be fooled -- how desperately they want to
escape their own dull lives.

It was here that LaVey learned how to charge big bucks to con boring,
dull suckers.

LEGEND: In 1947 ASL ran away from home and joined the Clyde Beatty
Circus. The Circus employed the 17-year-old as a lion tamer. He then
replaced the Circus calliope player, accompanying such famous Beatty
acts as the Concellos, Harold Alanza, and the Cristianis.

REALITY: The voluminous Beatty archives show no record of a "Levey" or
"LaVey" as lion tamer or musician. The Concellos, Alanza, and Cristianis
were never Beatty performers; they worked exclusively for the Ringling
Brothers Circus.

SOURCES: Beatty 1947 Route Books, Circus World Museum, Baraboo,
Wisconsin (Wright, "SD", page 67); ASL relatives.

After a short career as a photographer for the SFPD and an
investigator in occult affairs, LaVey completely devoted himself to
exploring the occult and magic. He founded the "Magic Circle" and held
magical lectures on various subjects.

LEGEND: ASL was exposed to the savagery of human nature during his stint
as a San Francisco Police photographer in the early 1950s.

REALITY: San Francisco Police Department past employment records include
no "Howard Levey" nor "Anton LaVey". Frank Moser, who was a SFPD
photographer in the early 1950s, said that ASL never worked for the
Department.

SOURCES: SFPD records, Frank Moser (Wright, "SD", page 68).

LEGEND: ASL studied criminology at San Francisco City College during the
Korean War.

REALITY: SFCC has no record of ASL's enrollment at any time.

SOURCES: SFCC records (Wright, "SD", page 68).

How could he have enrolled in college without a high school diploma? He
was also a draft dodger or just too unfit to qualify.

They claim they stand for: STRATIFICATION --They've turned this into a
"thou shalt" and obsessed over it. "There can be no more myth of


"equality" for all--it only translates to "mediocrity" and supports the
weak at the expense of the strong. Water must be allowed to seek its own
level without interference from apologists for incompetence. No one

should be protected from the effects of his own stupidity." The COS
doesn't realize that equal opportunity (which is what that means)
results in stratification. They whine because most of them are at the
bottom of the barrel.

2) STRICT TAXATION OF ALL CHURCHES -- "If churches were taxed for all
their income and property, they'd crumble overnight of their own
obsolescence, and the National Debt would be wiped out as quickly. The
productive, the creative, the resourceful should be subsidized. So long
as the useless and incompetent are getting paid, they should be heavily
taxed."

If anything, Churches can now apply for government funds to do charity
work.

3) NO TOLERANCE FOR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS SECULARIZED AND INCORPORATED INTO
LAW AND ORDER ISSUES --

The COS is going to take on George W. Bush on this one since religions
most certainly can preach now when they engage in public work, at tax
payer's expense. Well, most COS members voted for Bush. They got what
they asked for (did not).

"to re-establish "Lex Talionis" would require a complete overturning of
the present in-justice system based on Judeo-Christian ideals, where the
victim/defender has been made the criminal."

The Christian Coalition would emphatically deny that this is
Judeo-Christian. Only the COS imagines it is.

5) THE OPPORTUNITY FOR ANYONE TO LIVE WITHIN A TOTAL ENVIRONMENT OF
HIS OR HER CHOICE, WITH MANDATORY ADHERENCE TO THE AESTHETIC AND
BEHAVIORAL STANDARDS OF SAME -- "Privately owned, operated and
controlled environments as an alternative to homogenized and polyglot
ones. The freedom to insularize oneself within a social milieu
of personal well-being. An opportunity to feel, see, and hear that which
is most aesthetically pleasing, without interference from those who
would pollute or detract from that option."

Any kind of total environment? The Christian Coalition is much in favor
of this idea. So is NAMBLA.

4.5. What is the Satanic Bunco Sheet?

"Because Anton LaVey has made Satanism so popular, everyone wants to
jump on the bandwagon. If you're new to the Realm of Darkness, suddenly
feeling the fires of Satan burning within you, be warned: there are
unethical individuals out there who will prey upon you, claim to teach
you how to become a Great Black Magician overnight, who will promise
instructional fellowship and activities with "True Masters", who may
claim unverifiable links with the Church of Satan or other such
lineage. Save your money. The Satanic Bunco Sheet is a tip sheet to
recognize pseudo- and anti-Satanic groups that have sprouted up
since LaVey started the original Church of Satan."

Read the COS FILES at http://home19.inet.tele.dk/angles/cosfiles/

"We don't solicit memberships;"

Read the COS FILES at http://home19.inet.tele.dk/angles/cosfiles/

"For a one-time registration fee of one hundred dollars, you will
receive a crimson card declaring you a member of the Church of Satan.
No further dues will be expected. All names and addresses are held in
strict confidence and you "

Read the COS FILES at http://home19.inet.tele.dk/angles/cosfiles/

"You don't even have to be a member of the CoS to be a Satanist,"

We Satanist know this, we always knew this. Yet the COS harasses other
Satanic organizations for not being COS members and paying up. Read the
COS FILES at http://home19.inet.tele.dk/angles/cosfiles/

"It has been adequately stated and PROVEN that Satanism is not inverse
Xtianity."

It is adequately known to every theologian that the COS's version of
Satanism is inverse Xtianity. The Dark Tradition which is not part of
the COS is not inverse anything. The only people who proved, PROVED,
that their Satanism is not inverse anything are the Dark Tradition
crowd. They are with the Satanic Council and are considered enemies by
the COS.

As with anything coming from the COS, frequently asked questions are
answered with lies. The COS, by its own admission, by the statements
made by their own administrators, is a hierarchal dictatorship. Read
the COS FILES at http://home19.inet.tele.dk/angles/cosfiles/

5.4. The Church of Satan charges application fees for membership

It costs 100$ to mail out a red card worth 5 cents?

"and further involvement and accepts money from people. Sounds like your
garden-variety tent-show evangelist scam."

It sounds like it because it IS like it.

"First off, you are probably confusing two different terms. The Church
of Satan is an organization. Satanism is a religion."

No, the COS is trying to confuse you. The church of satan is a
fascistic corporation sole. Read the COS FILES at
http://home19.inet.tele.dk/angles/cosfiles/

The Temple of Set is a religion - registered under Satanism, and, like
all other religions, IS tax exempt.

Once again, "Sounds like your garden-variety tent-show evangelist scam."

It sounds like it because it IS.

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The man and his life

(This is an excerpt from Blanche Barton's book, _The Church of Satan_.
For an even more detailed and fascinating LaVey biography, read _The
Secret Life of a Satanist_, also by Blanche Barton. See the books
section of this FAQ for details.)

For an even more exciting book of fiction, read HP of Satan Mike Warnke


and his detailed descriptions of blood curdling events.

Anton Szandor LaVey was born in gangland-era Chicago on April 11, 1930;


but his parents moved to California soon after his birth. After a
restless youth, where he made his first supernatural experiences, he
dropped out of high school at the age of 16, deciding to become second
oboist for the San Francisco Ballet Orchestra. Later, he decided the
circus was a good place for an energetic young man with his talents,
and so he signed on with the Clyde Beatty Circus.

At 17, LaVey was taming eight Nubian Lions and four Bengal tigers alone
in the big cage and developed a close relation with and an affection for
the big cats. But his musical talents were not wasted, either, and he
played the calliope regularly, accompanying circus greats from the
Flying Wallendas to Hugo Zachinni.

LEGEND: The 15-year-old ASL played second oboe with the San Francisco


Ballet Orchestra, making him the youngest musician ever to play with
that prestigious institution.

REALITY: There was no "San Francisco Ballet Orchestra" in 1945. The San
Francisco Ballet was accompanied by a local orchestra, whose records
show that none of its three oboists was named "Levey" or "LaVey".

SOURCES: San Francisco Performing Arts Library & Museum, San Francisco,
California.

LaVey extended his knowledge of the outdoor entertainment industry by


joining the carnival and amusement park circuit, working some of
the biggest traveling shows on the Pacific Coast. Playing
calliope, Wurlitzer band organ, or Hammond along every midway, LaVey
also worked with famed freaks in the "Ten-in-One." He was in his element
among the loners, drifters and marginal types who have always been
attracted to the cynical carnival atmosphere. It was here LaVey learned
how much people will pay to be fooled -- how desperately they want to
escape their own dull lives.

It was here that LaVey learned how to charge big bucks to con boring,
dull suckers.

LEGEND: In 1947 ASL ran away from home and joined the Clyde Beatty
Circus. The Circus employed the 17-year-old as a lion tamer. He then
replaced the Circus calliope player, accompanying such famous Beatty
acts as the Concellos, Harold Alanza, and the Cristianis.

REALITY: The voluminous Beatty archives show no record of a "Levey" or
"LaVey" as lion tamer or musician. The Concellos, Alanza, and Cristianis
were never Beatty performers; they worked exclusively for the Ringling
Brothers Circus.

SOURCES: Beatty 1947 Route Books, Circus World Museum, Baraboo,
Wisconsin (Wright, "SD", page 67); ASL relatives.

After a short career as a photographer for the SFPD and an


investigator in occult affairs, LaVey completely devoted himself to
exploring the occult and magic. He founded the "Magic Circle" and held
magical lectures on various subjects.

LEGEND: ASL was exposed to the savagery of human nature during his stint


as a San Francisco Police photographer in the early 1950s.

REALITY: San Francisco Police Department past employment records include
no "Howard Levey" nor "Anton LaVey". Frank Moser, who was a SFPD
photographer in the early 1950s, said that ASL never worked for the
Department.

SOURCES: SFPD records, Frank Moser (Wright, "SD", page 68).

LEGEND: ASL studied criminology at San Francisco City College during the
Korean War.

REALITY: SFCC has no record of ASL's enrollment at any time.

SOURCES: SFCC records (Wright, "SD", page 68).

How could he have enrolled in college without a high school diploma? He
was also a draft dodger or just too unfit to qualify.

They claim they stand for: STRATIFICATION --They've turned this into a

"thou shalt" and obsessed over it. "There can be no more myth of


"equality" for all--it only translates to "mediocrity" and supports the
weak at the expense of the strong. Water must be allowed to seek its own
level without interference from apologists for incompetence. No one

should be protected from the effects of his own stupidity." The COS
doesn't realize that equal opportunity (which is what that means)
results in stratification. They whine because most of them are at the
bottom of the barrel.

2) STRICT TAXATION OF ALL CHURCHES -- "If churches were taxed for all


their income and property, they'd crumble overnight of their own
obsolescence, and the National Debt would be wiped out as quickly. The
productive, the creative, the resourceful should be subsidized. So long
as the useless and incompetent are getting paid, they should be heavily
taxed."

If anything, Churches can now apply for government funds to do charity
work.

3) NO TOLERANCE FOR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS SECULARIZED AND INCORPORATED INTO


LAW AND ORDER ISSUES --

The COS is going to take on George W. Bush on this one since religions
most certainly can preach now when they engage in public work, at tax
payer's expense. Well, most COS members voted for Bush. They got what
they asked for (did not).

"to re-establish "Lex Talionis" would require a complete overturning of


the present in-justice system based on Judeo-Christian ideals, where the
victim/defender has been made the criminal."

The Christian Coalition would emphatically deny that this is


Judeo-Christian. Only the COS imagines it is.

5) THE OPPORTUNITY FOR ANYONE TO LIVE WITHIN A TOTAL ENVIRONMENT OF


HIS OR HER CHOICE, WITH MANDATORY ADHERENCE TO THE AESTHETIC AND
BEHAVIORAL STANDARDS OF SAME -- "Privately owned, operated and
controlled environments as an alternative to homogenized and polyglot
ones. The freedom to insularize oneself within a social milieu
of personal well-being. An opportunity to feel, see, and hear that which
is most aesthetically pleasing, without interference from those who
would pollute or detract from that option."

Any kind of total environment? The Christian Coalition is much in favor


of this idea. So is NAMBLA.

4.5. What is the Satanic Bunco Sheet?

"Because Anton LaVey has made Satanism so popular, everyone wants to
jump on the bandwagon. If you're new to the Realm of Darkness, suddenly
feeling the fires of Satan burning within you, be warned: there are
unethical individuals out there who will prey upon you, claim to teach
you how to become a Great Black Magician overnight, who will promise
instructional fellowship and activities with "True Masters", who may
claim unverifiable links with the Church of Satan or other such
lineage. Save your money. The Satanic Bunco Sheet is a tip sheet to
recognize pseudo- and anti-Satanic groups that have sprouted up
since LaVey started the original Church of Satan."

Read the COS FILES at http://home19.inet.tele.dk/angles/cosfiles/

"We don't solicit memberships;"

Read the COS FILES at http://home19.inet.tele.dk/angles/cosfiles/

"For a one-time registration fee of one hundred dollars, you will


receive a crimson card declaring you a member of the Church of Satan.
No further dues will be expected. All names and addresses are held in
strict confidence and you "

Read the COS FILES at http://home19.inet.tele.dk/angles/cosfiles/

"You don't even have to be a member of the CoS to be a Satanist,"


We Satanist know this, we always knew this. Yet the COS harasses other
Satanic organizations for not being COS members and paying up. Read the
COS FILES at http://home19.inet.tele.dk/angles/cosfiles/

"It has been adequately stated and PROVEN that Satanism is not inverse
Xtianity."

It is adequately known to every theologian that the COS's version of


Satanism is inverse Xtianity. The Dark Tradition which is not part of
the COS is not inverse anything. The only people who proved, PROVED,
that their Satanism is not inverse anything are the Dark Tradition
crowd. They are with the Satanic Council and are considered enemies by
the COS.

As with anything coming from the COS, frequently asked questions are
answered with lies. The COS, by its own admission, by the statements
made by their own administrators, is a hierarchal dictatorship. Read
the COS FILES at http://home19.inet.tele.dk/angles/cosfiles/

5.4. The Church of Satan charges application fees for membership

It costs 100$ to mail out a red card worth 5 cents?

"and further involvement and accepts money from people. Sounds like your
garden-variety tent-show evangelist scam."

It sounds like it because it IS like it.

"First off, you are probably confusing two different terms. The Church


of Satan is an organization. Satanism is a religion."

No, the COS is trying to confuse you. The church of satan is a

Darrick Dishaw

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I found myself trying to rationalize the CoS's behavior until I got fed
up and quit. There is life after the CoS, though. I have my own
satanic organization now. It is very small but guess who calls the
shots? Not some grotto master on the east coast. Hail Satan and Hail
Thyself! D

"Natural leaders are rarely encumbered with intelligence. Greed,
egotism, animal cunning, and visciousness are the important attributes."
Blake's 7
http://community.webtv.net/darkcolors9/SatanLives

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