Ghost is a modest Pearson 30 and I'm just an average bloke who's still
learning....so why is my fine little ship covered with 17-34 year old trim? Why
is the V-berth packed with triangles?
1) because I actually SAIL my boat, while most people sit in the slip!
2) because Ghost is SAFE. No one has been hurt...unless they're into that!
3) because EVERYONE gets a chance to sail
4) because Ghost has a fine little sound system a great music for all
5) NO drinking, NO smoking aboard!!!
6) because women are treated like the fine and the wonderful creatures they
are!
7) because I'm a real man and sailor, unlike the frauds on Alt.sailing.asa
It's not a formula. It's not magic. It's called sailing. When you do it right,
they will come, wearing sexy outfits and bearing favors....It's a wonderful
life for a Real Sailing Man.
(Have fun, Scott!)
Hooh ahhh!
Capt RB
I think that is a little bit much.
Bobsprit <bobs...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20020109105000...@mb-dh.aol.com...
> Why, why, why?
>
Blah......Blah .....Blah
>
> y
> are!
> 7) because I'm a real man and sailor, unlike the frauds on Alt.sailing.asa
> It's not a formula. It's not magic. ...Blah Blah
b.ah.........and oh so modest!
Cheers
Marty
http://hometown.aol.com/bobsprit/myhomepage/collection.html
That's (from left to right) Jen, Kate, Kathy, Nuria, Sara, Julia, Suzanne,
Nuria (again), Natalie, Julia, Anna-Lee, Petra, Jennifer, Natalie and Amanda.
Hoooh ahhhh!!!
Capt RB
Stephen,
What else would you expecy from someone who also has a rule that says
8) NO heterosexual women aboard!!!
Regards
Donal
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I also don't allow drinking while on the water . .. however once the anchor
is down or the boat safely tied up at some friendly pier . . . .. MILLER
TIME!
/s/ Michael
"Donal" <do...@lanospamde.com> wrote in message
news:1010613507.2055.0...@news.demon.co.uk...
8) NO heterosexual women aboard!!!>>>
I can understand why it's important for newsgroup sailors to believe that.
Sadly, there's no a lesbo in the bunch anymore. She went off to buy a J30.
Capt RB
LB
> Bobsprit wrote:
> Sadly, there's no a lesbo in the bunch anymore. She went off to buy a J30.
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Jax
Funny, but it used to be considered "good manners" to provide an ashtrah for
a guest who smoked.
Last year, in Spain, a non smoker commented "No need to hide your
cigarrette, you are not in Emgland now".
I refuse to crew on any "non-smoking" boat. For God's sake, who ever heard
of a smoker causing a boat to blow up? If your gas is leaking, then you
have a problem anyway. Somebody "lighting up" on deck is very unlikely to
pose a safety threat. If your boat is so badly maintained that you have to
ban smoking for safety reasons, then I wouldn't feel safe getting aboard
anyway. If you are so short on hospitality that you wouldn't allow me to
smoke, then I wouldn't want to sail with you. You may well think that "that
is your loss"! Is it?
Your second reason "I don't smoke", is very odd. I can remember, that
about 30 years ago, nearly everybody *liked* the smell of tobacco. Now,
Californians, and other politacilly correct people, claim that they do
*not* like the smell of tobacco. Weird.
Regards
Donal
--
Regards
Donal
--
Hoo Ahhhh
Capt RB
Private???? Ha ha ha!
You really need to learn about the Internet!
Regards
Donal
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"Donal" <do...@lanospamde.com> wrote in message
news:1010619549.5527.0...@news.demon.co.uk...
Jeezw H Kristee, Do you really mean that in "politically correct"
California, it is acceptable to forbid your "other half" from smoking on
deck?
You expect to get your leg over, (with a beautiful lady), and you can get
away with banning her from smoking on deck?? I would consider taking the
same attitude if I had at least 14" and there was proof positive that size
really did matter. I would also expect to have to learn to do some ironing,
cooking, sweeping, listening, caring, etc. etc. before critisising a woman
for smoking on deck.
As you know, my first "proper sail" was on a Centaur- 11 years ago. I
smoked. The owner is still alive.
Perhaps you should recognise that Lady B's smoking is not really likely to
do you any real harm.
Regards
Donal
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I don't want to smell smoke aboard. I've never smoked or liked it.
I don't want burns on my deck. I see them on plenty of boats, teak or glass.
Smoking shows that you have little regard for your health or the health of
those around you.
It's not permitted aboard and there's never been a complaint.
Drinking is allowed after a sail only, and only after the boats is packed up.
Capt RB
Yeah...no bottom for Scott, unless it's a sheep.
Capt RB
No Drinking... he can't get them drunk and screw them when they pass out!
No Smoking.... they know he won't screw them because he won't be able to
have a cigarette afterwards.
On the other hand the girls on Overproof have learned to double knot thier
bikini straps and hold their liquor..... :-D
--
Capt. Mooron ©
S.V.Overproof
"Treat your Crew with Disdain.... and other Vessels with Distaste"
"Bobsprit" <bobs...@aol.com> wrote in message
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Barbara! I'm shocked! You'll ruin ylour voice!
Perhaps not outside where the smoke can go elsewhere, but I can attest to the
fact that second hand smoke in close quartrs does do harm. Mr Sails smokes
like a fiend. If I stay in the same room with him for any length of time when
he is on a smoking jag, my sinuses revolt, my contacts become unwearable, and I
sneeze. Also, have you ever looked at your pillows without the cases? They
aren't yellow in the middle from your hair oil...that's nicotine stain being
brathed out at night....
"Donal" <do...@lanospamde.com> wrote in message
news:1010623311.7134.0...@news.demon.co.uk...
They charge by the hour?
<do...@lanospamde.com> wrote ...
<bob...@aol.com> wrote ...
<bobshi...@aol.com> wrote ...
> You get the award for the most twatish post in the tread dick wad!>>
>
> Yeah...no bottom for Scott, unless it's a sheep.
>
> Crap RB
"katy" wrote ...
>Also, have you ever looked at your pillows without the cases? They
> aren't yellow in the middle from your hair oil...that's nicotine stain
being
> breathed out at night....
Scott, the smokeless Mac sailor
"MichaelO." wrote ...
> Actually I just chuck the things over the side. Anyone doesn't like it .
.
> . they can stay ashore and p-ss up a rope.
> "Donal" <do...@lanospamde.com> wrote a bunch of crap...
LB
Scott = Bobsprit???.
Regards
Donal
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<shudder>
But you do look a bit like her...
Capt RB
Waste of airfare, Waste of a kick, waste of time....just like Scott herself.
Capt RB
<do...@lanospamde.com> wrote ...
>
>
> Scott = Bobsprit???.
>
>
Hey dufus, I live in Plowville PA. You can fly into Philly, drive WNW, when
you get to Plowville, just ask anyone where I am.
Hurry.
Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa. _/)__/)__/)_
"stephen.sumner" <stephen...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:vIg%7.9066$X87.1...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com...
Hey dufus, I live in Plowville PA. >>>
Joke's on you, as always, Scott.
Capt RB
"Lady Sailor" wrote ...
What arrrghh we smokin?
Anything we want to smoke.... cigarettes, cigars, pipe and of course good
herb!
A good pungent bud with more head than body is preferred.... but any variety
of Indica or Sativia is welcomed!
Hash for the after dinner smoke is also a sweet treat.
Scott, the Mac sailor
"Capt.Mooron" wrote ...
LB
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"stephie.sumner" wrote ...
> Springfield? You been watching too many 'Simpsons' reruns.
>
> Hey dufus, I live in Plowville PA. You can fly into Philly, drive WNW, when
> you get to Plowville, just ask anyone where I am.
> Hurry.
>
> Scott Vernon
> Plowville Pa. _/)__/)__/)_
>
>
Hey Scott, is that on (county rd?) 10, @Buck Hollow Rd, just south of
Beckersville?
Cheers Marty
--
Mundo
The Captain who is a bully and an ass
"Capt.Mooron" <ae...@ns.sympatico.ca> wrote in message
news:HSi%7.90$xj7....@sapphire.mtt.net...
We have a friend who goes every year, rents a barge and cruises the
canals.
Seahag
Woops, didn't see that Ole Thom beat me to the punch on that one.
Probably better....
"SkitchY" wrote ...
"stephey.sumner" wrote ...
(10 is a state rd.)
"Martin Baxter" wrote
> Yup. That's it. If you go south 1/2 mi. to the next right (Chestnut hill
> rd.) then 1/2 mi. that's our house. N40* 12.211' W75* 54.931'
> Please don't tell stevie summer or Booby, it would really be embarrassing if
> they showed up here and made improper advances towards me.
>
> (10 is a state rd.)
>
> "
Somehow I can't imagine either of those characters surviving in the
sticks for any length of time, so no worries mate.
Cheers
Marty
I spend plenty of time at my father's estate in PA. What's to survive beyond
the distance from the sea?
Capt RB
*reference to 'Deliverance'
"Martin Baxter" <baxt...@rmc.ca> wrote in message
news:3C42D0BF...@rmc.ca...
> Cue the banjo music.*
> ;)
>
Boars aren't the only thing in the woods that
squeal ;-o
Cheers
Marty
Your wife is also in the woods?
Capt RB
You betcha, don't forget your hunter orange jacket, her
eyesight leaves something to be desired!
Cheers
Marty
No, today - everybody's allergic to tobaco. The only rule on my boat is no
cigars during spinnaker takedowns.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
Trains are a winter sport
Make him go to the garage. I shouldn't be the only one.
You, sir, are a gentleman. It would be a pleasure to crew on your fine
vessel.
Regards
Donal
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I make him go downstairs to his office wher ehis computer is and where he can
smoke until it comes out his ears...which is has on several occasions, but not
becasaue of cigarettes...
Did he smoke when he asked you to marry him? The poor sod probably assumed
that you weren't allergic to smoke when you said "yes". Sinuses, indeed!
That is a *very old* woman's complaint. A real man will inform his wife
that the next room is a smoke free environment - if that is what she seeks.
The spare bedroom is probably smoke free, too.
Regards
Donal
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