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Wavy G, At Your Service

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Dec 27, 2009, 2:41:54 PM12/27/09
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Hello and seasons greetings to all my Usenet friends and fans. Wavy G
wishes you all a very Happy Christmas! Joy and Rapture. Noel. I bring
tidings and bundles of great joy and wassail to all you merry little
dandy moppets on this Christmas Day! And I hope you all found your
favourite toy or snack in the bottom of your stockings hung with care.
Christmas joy! Happy Christmas to all, and God bless us all, and to all
a good night! Merry Merry Merry!!!! Wavy G!!!!!!!!!

Wavy G, at your service.

david hillstrom

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Dec 27, 2009, 3:02:29 PM12/27/09
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arent you a little late, hmmmmm?

--
dave hillstrom zrbj mhm15x3

Wavy G, At Your Service

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Dec 27, 2009, 3:48:44 PM12/27/09
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The following is an important announcement from "david hillstrom":

Late?

david hillstrom

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Dec 27, 2009, 4:37:47 PM12/27/09
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On Sun, 27 Dec 2009 15:48:44 -0500, "Wavy G, At Your Service"
<King...@WassamattaU.edu> wrote:

>The following is an important announcement from "david hillstrom":
>
>>On Sun, 27 Dec 2009 14:41:54 -0500, "Wavy G, At Your Service"
>><King...@WassamattaU.edu> wrote:
>>
>>>Hello and seasons greetings to all my Usenet friends and fans. Wavy G
>>>wishes you all a very Happy Christmas! Joy and Rapture. Noel. I bring
>>>tidings and bundles of great joy and wassail to all you merry little
>>>dandy moppets on this Christmas Day! And I hope you all found your
>>>favourite toy or snack in the bottom of your stockings hung with care.
>>>Christmas joy! Happy Christmas to all, and God bless us all, and to all
>>>a good night! Merry Merry Merry!!!! Wavy G!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>arent you a little late, hmmmmm?
>
>Late?

yes. xmas was, like, ~days~ ago.

Wavy G, At Your Service

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Dec 27, 2009, 4:44:48 PM12/27/09
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The following is an important announcement from "david hillstrom":

>On Sun, 27 Dec 2009 15:48:44 -0500, "Wavy G, At Your Service"
><King...@WassamattaU.edu> wrote:
>
>>The following is an important announcement from "david hillstrom":
>>
>>>On Sun, 27 Dec 2009 14:41:54 -0500, "Wavy G, At Your Service"
>>><King...@WassamattaU.edu> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Hello and seasons greetings to all my Usenet friends and fans. Wavy G
>>>>wishes you all a very Happy Christmas! Joy and Rapture. Noel. I bring
>>>>tidings and bundles of great joy and wassail to all you merry little
>>>>dandy moppets on this Christmas Day! And I hope you all found your
>>>>favourite toy or snack in the bottom of your stockings hung with care.
>>>>Christmas joy! Happy Christmas to all, and God bless us all, and to all
>>>>a good night! Merry Merry Merry!!!! Wavy G!!!!!!!!!
>>>
>>>arent you a little late, hmmmmm?
>>
>>Late?
>
>yes. xmas was, like, ~days~ ago.

So...that means I'm "late" for bidding you, my friends, tidings of joy
and tenderness during the holliday season? Fine, then. If that's the
way you jerks feel about it, I take it all back.

How does THAT feel???

david hillstrom

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Dec 27, 2009, 4:51:15 PM12/27/09
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On Sun, 27 Dec 2009 16:44:48 -0500, "Wavy G, At Your Service"
<King...@WassamattaU.edu> wrote:

>The following is an important announcement from "david hillstrom":
>
>>On Sun, 27 Dec 2009 15:48:44 -0500, "Wavy G, At Your Service"
>><King...@WassamattaU.edu> wrote:
>>
>>>The following is an important announcement from "david hillstrom":
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 27 Dec 2009 14:41:54 -0500, "Wavy G, At Your Service"
>>>><King...@WassamattaU.edu> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Hello and seasons greetings to all my Usenet friends and fans. Wavy G
>>>>>wishes you all a very Happy Christmas! Joy and Rapture. Noel. I bring
>>>>>tidings and bundles of great joy and wassail to all you merry little
>>>>>dandy moppets on this Christmas Day! And I hope you all found your
>>>>>favourite toy or snack in the bottom of your stockings hung with care.
>>>>>Christmas joy! Happy Christmas to all, and God bless us all, and to all
>>>>>a good night! Merry Merry Merry!!!! Wavy G!!!!!!!!!
>>>>
>>>>arent you a little late, hmmmmm?
>>>
>>>Late?
>>
>>yes. xmas was, like, ~days~ ago.
>
>So...that means I'm "late" for bidding you, my friends, tidings of joy
>and tenderness during the holliday season? Fine, then. If that's the
>way you jerks feel about it, I take it all back.
>
>How does THAT feel???

current and topical.

now, you ~could~ wish people a happy new years, because, like, thats
the next holiday in line...

Aratzio

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Dec 27, 2009, 8:03:33 PM12/27/09
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On Sun, 27 Dec 2009 16:51:15 -0500, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <da...@meow.org>
got double secret probation for writing:

How about a passing wave at the 'orrible aughts?

Wavy G, At Your Service

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Dec 27, 2009, 11:23:15 PM12/27/09
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The following is an important announcement from "Aratzio":

Why not keep Christmas in our hearts every day of the year? Not just
WON day, sheesh. Gosh. What a bunch of Scrooges!

Devil's Advocate

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Dec 27, 2009, 11:27:26 PM12/27/09
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"Wavy G, At Your Service" <King...@WassamattaU.edu> wrote in message
news:3kcgj5l7g429o3gdr...@4ax.com...

> Why not keep Christmas in our hearts every day of the year?

Why would you want to celebrate the birth of a fictitious God on a day that
wasn't his birthday? It all sounds just a little too daft for me!


Wavy G, At Your Service

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Dec 28, 2009, 3:00:12 AM12/28/09
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The following is an important announcement from "Devil's Advocate":

Oh, jeemanites, I don't know. I guess, because when we were children,
we believed that on that very day, we would receive presents from a
magical being...a magical being who defies logic and performs
ludicrously impossible tasks. Of course, this whole concept exists
merely because our parents perpetually lied to us, because, as
impressionable young children, we were naive and ignorant, and
therefore, easily manipulated by the adults who supposedly loved us. And
for some reason, now, as adults, we can't look beyond the absurdity of
that concept, and we still glorify the holiday based on our cherished
memories of such childish naivety and, well, greed. Also, I like
watching the reruns of those poorly executed--but somehow
beloved--children's animated Christmas specials.

Devil's Advocate

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Dec 28, 2009, 3:17:21 AM12/28/09
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"Wavy G, At Your Service" <King...@WassamattaU.edu> wrote in message
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Ahh... I somewhat agree! However - I'd be more inclined to side with you if
they renamed this 'CHRISTmas' affair to SANTAmas. Now THERE'S a magical
being that I'd be happy to pretend (for the benefit of the kids) exists!

Young Nastyman (KIMOTA!)

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Dec 28, 2009, 1:36:32 PM12/28/09
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On 28 Des, 05:27, "Devil's Advocate" <e...@gmail.com> wrote:
> "Wavy G, At Your Service" <Kingof...@WassamattaU.edu> wrote in messagenews:3kcgj5l7g429o3gdr...@4ax.com...

>
> > Why not keep Christmas in our hearts every day of the year?
>
> Why would you want to celebrate the birth of a fictitious God on a day that
> wasn't his birthday?  It all sounds just a little too daft for me!

we are supposed to celebrate the solstice (more light, less dark until
mid summer)

not jesus. he was born in about march but the romans fixed the
calender so the holiday fell on winter solstice and everyone could be
happy and take a holiday at the same time. of course jesus was way
cool too, ....

YNM

Devil's Advocate

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Dec 28, 2009, 2:29:46 PM12/28/09
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"Young Nastyman (KIMOTA!)" <anacon...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> of course jesus was way cool too, ....

Jesus is a 2000 years ago version of David Blaine or Derren Brown! Nothing
more... Roll up your rugs and get over it!

Wavy G, At Your Service

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Dec 28, 2009, 5:30:51 PM12/28/09
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The following is an important announcement from "Devil's Advocate":

>Roll up your rugs and get over it!

Yeah, and then get those throw pillows off the duvet, lol.

david hillstrom

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Dec 30, 2009, 6:37:01 PM12/30/09
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On Mon, 28 Dec 2009 17:30:51 -0500, "Wavy G, At Your Service"
<King...@WassamattaU.edu> wrote:

>The following is an important announcement from "Devil's Advocate":
>
>>Roll up your rugs and get over it!
>
>Yeah, and then get those throw pillows off the duvet, lol.

<throws pillows>

david hillstrom

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Dec 30, 2009, 6:46:24 PM12/30/09
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On Sun, 27 Dec 2009 23:23:15 -0500, "Wavy G, At Your Service"
<King...@WassamattaU.edu> wrote:

you sound like an ad from the methodist church. <giggle>

david hillstrom

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Dec 31, 2009, 5:15:36 PM12/31/09
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i like dancing elves.

david hillstrom

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Jan 5, 2010, 4:14:44 PM1/5/10
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hippy freak

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