Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him.
She said "I don't know exactly. but put me down for a 5."
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has
a hole-in-one.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a
ball 400 yards.....
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They went clubbing
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide
between a wood and an iron