Dear Gang

[Wavy G, At Your Service]

Hi guys. It's me, Wavy G.

I have an idea I would like to share with the world, and I wanted to run
it by you all and see if it is worthwhile. It's an idea for a movie, or
perhaps a television "mini-series." Well, actually, it's just a scene,
but I think I can work a frame of a story around the scene if enough
sparks fly in the old "magic-maker" here (that's what I call my brain
sometimes).

Here's the setup for the scene: Christmastime. A group of people who
may or may not be acquaintances have all been gathered for a party under
mysterious circumstances at the home of a mysterious and very wealthy
man. Each person at the party knows this man--as they have all done
nefarious business of some sort with him in the past--but no won knows
that anywon else at the party does.

Two people are not yet present at the party: #1), a loudmouth, comical
curtain salesman, who a few of the guests know. The other guests dread
this man's arrival because he is annoying, and he always gives free
curtains as gifts. #2), the party's host.

Well, as all the guests are gathered around, they begin to talk about
this mysterious man who has invited them all here for a Christmas party
but hasn't got the courtesy to be there on time himself. Won by won,
they all begin to uncover more and more details about their relationship
with this man, and it slowly comes about that he has reason to KILL each
won of the guests!

Then they begin to realise that they have all been gathered at this
house to be killed won by won on this very evening! Frantic, they all
panic and try to escape, but they find all the doors locked. They try
to phone the police, but the lines are dead. It's total chaos as they
all now fear for their very lives! Suddenly, out the window, we see
headlights. They realise that the man has arrived to kill them. Won of
the guests shouts, "IT'LL BE CURTAINS FOR US ALL!"

The door opens...It's the curtain salesman. He passes out his gifts to
the party-goers. It is "curtains for them all," indeed.

(Oh, and they probably all take this opportunity to leave the house
before the guy gets there, so, yeah.)

What do you think?

Wavy G, at your service.

[david hillstrom]

do you give away curtains as gifts?

--
dave hillstrom zrbj mhm15x3

[Wavy G, At Your Service]

The following is an important announcement from "david hillstrom":

Look, smart-arse. I wanted to get people's opinions on my little movie
idea here, not a bunch of "clever" quips from a bunch of smarmy people
who are trying to "won-up" me. What did you think of my "twist" ending?

[Evil Verner]

Agatha Twistie?

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[go go goblin]

In article <d6jnj5h0h3jp8jgl2...@4ax.com>,
King...@WassamattaU.edu says...

eric oh eric, what the hell you up to these days?

the password is still gravy

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- go go goblin!
- s h a z b o t a t f u s e d o t n e t

[Wavy G, At Your Service]

The following is an important announcement from "Evil Verner":

YES, EXACTLY!!! That's what I was thinking:
Agatha-Christie-Meets-M-Night-Shamayloin-(spelling?)-A-Hallmark-Christmas-Special!!!!
It's a Christmas Miracle! God bless us. Everywon!!!!!!!!!@!!!11!21!

[Wavy G, At Your Service]

The following is an important announcement from "go go goblin":

Mostly hanging out in Milford, but occasionally in Northside. Sometimes
Norwood, but only at the "fabulous" Edge Inn. Fuck it. We need to just
pick a time and a place and meet each other. Oh, and by the by, what
did you think of my swell little Christmas movie idea?

Love,
Wavy G

[go go goblin]

In article <rnloj59gts0v2lo6e...@4ax.com>,
King...@WassamattaU.edu says...

I have a dermatologists appointment in Milford
on the 18th! it's MLK Day, so we could get
lunch or something. My doc is in that Blue
building on Main.

everybody I know in Northside pissed me off last year
so I haven't been hanging out there in a long while

I think your movie needs more singing chipmonks
and shapeshifting robots

[Wavy G, At Your Service]

Oh, yeah? Well, stick around. The only bar in town open on Mondays is
"By Golly's." I'm always there. Great food. Regulars bar. Cheap
draught beer. Low-key. And depending on how sick you are, we can close
the place down. I'm like a king there. You'll be treated most
respectfully.

> everybody I know in Northside pissed me off last year
> so I haven't been hanging out there in a long while

Wow, imagine that; Yeah, Northside is *full* of flakes. I haven't been
"hanging out" there either recently, really. We go and see the bands
play at Northside Tavern once in a while, but other than that, it's all
"scenester" territory, which I cannot stand. You know? "Yeah, we get
it: you're cooler than us. Can you go home and take a shower now?"

> I think your movie needs more singing chipmonks
> and shapeshifting robots

*plonk*

[Bloody Horvath]

On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 22:28:24 -0500, "Wavy G, At Your Service"
<King...@WassamattaU.edu> wrote this crap:

>
>Look, smart-arse. I wanted to get people's opinions on my little movie
>idea here, not a bunch of "clever" quips from a bunch of smarmy people
>who are trying to "won-up" me. What did you think of my "twist" ending?
>
>Wavy G, at your service.

You'll never be a writer. Learn the difference between, "One," and,
"Won."

Happy New Year and vote for Palin-Ahhnold in 2012.

Hor...@Horvath.net

I'm Horvath and I approve of this post.

[John Kuthe]

On Dec 30, 4:20 pm, "Wavy G, At Your Service"

Let me introduce you to my leetle friend!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6pYHd777-g&NR=1&feature=fvwp

;-)

John Kuthe...

[david hillstrom]

On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 22:28:24 -0500, "Wavy G, At Your Service"
<King...@WassamattaU.edu> wrote:

cheesy.

[Jack of Thorns]

"IT'LL BE CURTAINS FOR US ALL!"

The door opens...It's the curtain salesman. He passes out his gifts
to
the party-goers. It is "curtains for them all," indeed.

(Oh, and they probably all take this opportunity to leave the house
before the guy gets there, so, yeah.)

What do you think?

I like it. Especially if the pun is presented effectively.

[Wavy G, At Your Service]

The following is an important announcement from "Jack of Thorns":

Thanks! *FIRST PUMP*

I'm thinking of selling my idea to Hitchcock. Or Rankin-Bass. Whichever
won I can locate first.

[david hillstrom]

i hear that the twilight zone is buying.

[go go goblin]

In article <28ooj5pm2vij5p8f0...@4ax.com>,

I'm not actually sick, well, not at the moment
but i've got the hair doctor at 9 for alopecia
then an eye doc appt @ 2, followed by the dentist @ 4

so, we can get together sometime in between all that

and I doubt I can close the place down on a Monday
and still make it to work by 7 AM!

but yeah, By Golly's works for me email me and
we'll set it up.

>
> > everybody I know in Northside pissed me off last year
> > so I haven't been hanging out there in a long while
>
> Wow, imagine that; Yeah, Northside is *full* of flakes. I haven't been
> "hanging out" there either recently, really. We go and see the bands
> play at Northside Tavern once in a while, but other than that, it's all
> "scenester" territory, which I cannot stand. You know? "Yeah, we get
> it: you're cooler than us. Can you go home and take a shower now?"
>

oh, you've got that right.

stinky bike-riding bastards all.

> > I think your movie needs more singing chipmonks
> > and shapeshifting robots
>
> *plonk*
>

hahahaaaa

> Love,
> Wavy G
>
> Wavy G, at your service.
>

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