On 5/25/2013 5:31 PM, ChasNemo wrote:
> I'm not the person you mention,
Yes you are Chucky, that whole Nemo, the "Wal Mart of the dark side" act
is so over:
Big-screen movie adaptation of her book �Dance of the Goblins� � Clearly
fancying herself as the next JK Rowling, (even her pen name �Jaq D
Hawkins� seems like a cross between JK Rowling and Captain Jack Harkness
of Dr Who fame), Denise was looking for �175,000 for a 15% share
(valuing the project at just over the �Magic Million�).
As with the car-valeting boys, her valuation was based in fantasy-land,
having sold less than 2,000 copies of her book (though I�ll bet she
sells a few more now after the Den coverage!), I�d love to know what
thought process she went through to think that an unsuccessful book
would make a good movie. You can see the opening credits now: �Based on
the crap-selling book by Jaq D Hawkins�
Denise let slip that she had lined up a leading man to star in the
movie, and intended paying him �1,000,000 (oh look � it�s the magic
million again!) � She wasn�t happy to reveal who he was, though she did
say that he had appeared in Pirates of the Caribbean (as �the only
convincing pirate� apparently) and Phantom of the Opera. I wonder who
that could be then. well, it�s either him or Bill Nighy, who seems to be
in every British film ever made at the moment.
Well, the dragons decided that Dance of the Goblins: The Movie was not
for them, and you can hardly blame them: A move based on a book that
didn�t sell, starring someone who we can�t name, pitched by someone who