Bill O'Reilly Art for Sale
xona
May 18, 2004
Bill O'Reilly is pleased to announce what is sure to become one of
America's most valuable and sought after works of art, the O'Reilly
DO DO BUST.
Yes, now you can own a life like bust of Bill O'Reilly, exact in every
detail, and hand crafted by right-wing artisans out of Bill
O'Reilly's's
own do do. Not only do these works of excretion art look exactly like
Bill O'Reilly, they also feel and smell just like him too.
Each day, except when Bill is constipated, a highly trained FOX News
Intern
carefully removes the massive amount of O'Rielly do do from the great
ones toilet bowel and carefully transports the various lumps of
O'Reilly
do do to the design studio where conservative artists mold the turds
into a beautiful life-like sculptures of Bill O'Reilly.
And, for you NRA boys and hunters there is a special service available
that you will find hard to pass up. After you go out and kill some
animal for sport and sexual excitement, you can send the meat of the
murdered deer, bear, or whatever to Bill who will have it prepared and
enjoy it as a meal. Then, when the animal has been transformed deep
within O'Reilly's stomach and bowls into pure O'Reilly do do, It will
be
collected after he forces it out his rear end and turned into an
O'Reilly Do Do Bust. Now that is specialized art that will truly set
you apart from the crowd.
Only ten to twenty O'Reilly Do Do Busts can be produced a day, when
O'Reilly is able to move his bowls in a normal manner. Memorabilia
experts predict that these O'Reilly Do Do Busts will accrue in value
at well over 28% per year, making them one of the best investments in
America today. So pick up your phone and call 1-800-GET-DODO. The
cost of a hand made O'Reilly DO Do Bust is only $1,999.95 plus $49.95
shipping and handling. To have the hunters special O'Reilly Do Do
Bust add and extra $999.00, plus $99.95 for preparation and cooking.
Remember, there is a lot of crap being sold out there as art. But
now, you can own a true work of art, made from the best part of Bill
O'Reilly's body that you will be proud to show, proud to touch, and
when
you breath in deep, you will fill your lungs with the true essence of
your Hero-- Mr. B I L L O' R E I L L Y.
xona
art connoisseur
Sean the Dishwasher
You have catured the essence of that
Malignant Magpie O'LieLee.
Your post gives new meaning
to the phrase
"Bill O'lielee smells like ass"
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Writyapped
spouting about things that adults prefer to ignore. Too bad she never grew up
completely.
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>Date: 5/18/2004 4:40 PM Central Daylight Time
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