Having protested, and done without food for like three hours, it is
time to move on.
<burp!>
I can imagine how large you are now, even joking that 3 hours was a
legitimate hunger strike. That's like churches that have weekly "fasts"
but the fasts last 6 hours and there's plenty of juice available.
And rather than protest, you protected Letterman. You said so yourself.
Unless you want to admit making an error, which you rarely do. Where is
SC with respect to Atlanta, GA again?
The halloween costume is looking great. The rusty chainsaw numchucks
give me a definite "redneck revenge" pseudo-ninja look that would make
most horror films look like the Care Bears in comparison.
They start up and make noise too! They hack their way through stuff if I
really wanted to do that, say, to someone who claimed that women DESERVE
to be raped and murdered and abused, but they don't actually cut well.
I'd sharpen them if I wanted them to be clean weapons instead of just a
halloween prop.
I can't wait to display my skills on the 31st. I wanted to see some
friends in NY, but the numchucks, even as a prop, aren't allowed in that
state. So I'll probably see a "friend" or two in Philadelphia. Just
remember to not put the double edge razor blades in the apples. The last
time that happened, children got really hurt and sick. I'm pretty sure
there were some young gymnasts in that group, so I know you think they
DESERVE it, but still ...
Maybe instead, I can go as Tabitha. Oh that would be fun, but only if
others could come dressed as other EFHs.
Or perhaps I could recreate the scene from MP's Meaning of Life: "Pardon
me, we're here for your liver."