From the halls of my apartment, to the shores of Lake Gaston
Pete Walsh
Good morning and what can I tell ya... We SURVIVED (although SOME would
probably say ENDURED (actually *I* ENDERED)) BeaChat '92!! I could tell
you that it came off without a hitch, I could tell you that everyone
arrived safe and on time... BUT, contrary to my nature I'll tell the
truth... well, MOSTLY
It was a blast, it was amazing, it was MUCH better than Cats, I will go
see it again and again... Which brings us to ENDER'S 1ST ANNUAL BEACHAT
AWARDS!:
PERSON WHO DIFFERED MOST FROM MY IMPRESSION OF THEM:
This award goes to Lee/GOGIL. A GRAND performance!
Two thumbs up! Rent this one...
PERSON MOST LIKE MY IMPRESSION OF THEM:
Blade! (Just kidding!) Actually Paul "Rip" Taylor.
Yes folks, he REALLY IS like that... be afraid...
be VERY afraid...
MOST BUNNY-LIKE PERSON IN A FEATURE ROLE:
I'd just *LOVE* to tell you it was a female... BUT
Fluffy ran away with this one... Sorry gals!
PERSON MOST LIKELY TO BECOME AN OLYMPIC DIVER (NOT!):
Garret/Sarek. But he did get MAJOR style points for
the attempt.
MOST EASILY RECOGNIZABLE EXTRA:
Blade. We didn't fool anyone with the clone-thing.
Oh, and Blade? What's this I hear about a French chick
named Francis spending a good deal of time sitting on your
face?
LAMEST CLONE SINCE THE ELVIS SCARE:
Andy C. 'Nuff sed.
MOST (UN)ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK FEATURING THE SAME LYRICS:
Composer: ME. Performed by: The RFA Lounging Band
I'll end my awards here. EVERYONE who showed deserves an
award but I'll let some of the other Chatters get their digs...
er, shots... er, uh... congrats! Yea, dat's da ticket... in.
Ender
Secretary to the President of the Romantic Fires Association
CoHost of the Romantic Fires Association BeaChat '92
*AND* (again) Dino/Grace's Big Bro and Official Poster
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Steve Walvick
This is the first time I've ever posted to a news group, and I figure
that this one is probablly the best for me.
I spent a while trying to figure out how to introduce myself...but it
seems that all my ideas have been used by someone else :(
Everyone is so friendly here with all the *hug*'s Tm. and what-not and
I guess that's what I could use most now...someone to talk to. <sigh>
I'm just another cynic-romantic
Writing poems and tossing them out
Editting them til I'm frantic
I scream and I cry and I shout
I open my heart to the eyes of the world
Only to watch it get crushed
I'd rather it was just my body they hurled
but my feelings, away they are brushed
My soul has been killed many times
My dreams, they have often been shattered
I record all my pain in these rhymes
I record all the things that have mattered
Oh I'm just another old fool
No better than you and no worse
I only have this one tool
to seal all my hurt with a verse
--Don't mind me...It's been a rough week....
--I'd sign but why bother....
p.s.
may be I'll write again...may be not....
David AR. Sanders
>Keywords:
>
>
>This is the first time I've ever posted to a news group, and I figure
>that this one is probablly the best for me.
>
>I spent a while trying to figure out how to introduce myself...but it
>seems that all my ideas have been used by someone else :(
It seems to happen alot. Happened to me too :-)
>
>Everyone is so friendly here with all the *hug*'s Tm. and what-not and
>I guess that's what I could use most now...someone to talk to. <sigh>
>
>
< Poem removed to protect the innocent>
>
>--Don't mind me...It's been a rough week....
Sounds like it. Cheer up, things can only get better.
Here's some poetic advice :
Laugh and the world laughs with you,
Weep and you weep alone.
For the sad old earth
Must borrow its mirth,
But its sadness is its own.
(No I didn't write it , can't remember who did. Tennyson ?? )
>
>
> --I'd sign but why bother....
>
>p.s.
> may be I'll write again...may be not....
* sniff *
Here have a ** HUG **
Dave
Lisa Dominique
>seems that all my ideas have been used by someone else :(
>
>Everyone is so friendly here with all the *hug*'s Tm. and what-not and
>I guess that's what I could use most now...someone to talk to. <sigh>
Suddenly Steve looks up to the sky and sees a lovely blonde
lady in a flowing white gown flying through the sky....No, wait,
she's flying towards him! The lady lands her broom several feet
from Steve and slowly walks towards him smiling,"Welcome to
ARC-land Steve. You will find many good people with caring
hearts here, and many smiles, hugs, and sometimes sharings of
tears and fears....but we support each other and sincerely care.
Please try to relax and be yourself...." The Good Romantic Witch
waves her Golden Wand above Steve's body and he is showered with
Golden Majique Romance Dust. "Steve, this dust will bring on a
spell of inner warmth and romance. Enjoy your first dusting,
there will be more of them as long as you stay with us in ARC-Land.
Enjoy!!" The blonde lady gets on her broom and begins to fly
away; Steve, who is beginning to feel very serene and good inside,
waves happily at the Good Witch.... He then sees several other
ARC-ers coming towards him to greet him. **Welcome Huggs**
Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association
Like a Diamond, Her Life has Many Facets
p.s. Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
PuterDude
> The blonde lady gets on her broom and begins to fly
>away; Steve, who is beginning to feel very serene and good inside,
>waves happily at the Good Witch.... He then sees several other
>ARC-ers coming towards him to greet him. **Welcome Huggs**
A 2' version of PuterMan walks up to Steve with a very large
lollipop. In a little voice (which reminds everyone of when PuterDog JUMPED
and landed smack dab on Puter's.... uh, gems) he says...
Welcome, Dyood! (handshake mode activated)
P.S. Lisa, I miss your mail... Can't wait to get mine fixed...
--
Puter pu...@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com .sig by Generic Labels, Ink
David Torok
: Please try to relax and be yourself...." The Good Romantic Witch
: waves her Golden Wand above Steve's body and he is showered with
: Golden Majique Romance Dust. "Steve, this dust will bring on a
: spell of inner warmth and romance. Enjoy your first dusting,
: there will be more of them as long as you stay with us in ARC-Land.
: Enjoy!!" The blonde lady gets on her broom and begins to fly
: away; Steve, who is beginning to feel very serene and good inside,
: waves happily at the Good Witch.... He then sees several other
: ARC-ers coming towards him to greet him. **Welcome Huggs**
Hey! Watch where you're dusting...you got some in my contact lenses!
Where's that damn saline....
-=$>DaveTorok<$=-
--
David Torok, NYNEX Science & Technology, 914-644-2378 Fax: 914-644-2211
500 Westchester Ave, White Plains, NY 10604 "to...@nynexst.com" Juggle!
Lisa Dominique
>
> li...@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) wands out...
>
>> The blonde lady gets on her broom and begins to fly
>>away; Steve, who is beginning to feel very serene and good inside,
>>waves happily at the Good Witch.... He then sees several other
>>ARC-ers coming towards him to greet him. **Welcome Huggs**
>
> A 2' version of PuterMan walks up to Steve with a very large
>lollipop. In a little voice (which reminds everyone of when PuterDog JUMPED
>and landed smack dab on Puter's.... uh, gems) he says...
>
>Welcome, Dyood! (handshake mode activated)
>
>P.S. Lisa, I miss your mail... Can't wait to get mine fixed...
Hi Puter!! I miss your mail too! Looking forward to when we
can chat more again! *hug* and another *hug* for good measure. :)
Clare West
>
>This is the first time I've ever posted to a news group, and I figure
>that this one is probablly the best for me.
Welcome, this was the first newsgroup I ever posted to too.
>I spent a while trying to figure out how to introduce myself...but it
>seems that all my ideas have been used by someone else :(
Original ideas are not a requirement for an introduction (not that we
don't like original ideas just that we don't exclude people who don't
have them (I don't have them either *so there*))
>Everyone is so friendly here with all the *hug*'s Tm. and what-not and
>I guess that's what I could use most now...someone to talk to. <sigh>
Well, this is the place for you, iif you want to talk just email me, I
promise to reply! It sounds like you need some hugs so here goes:
*HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG*
*HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG*
*HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG*
*HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG*
*HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG*
*HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG*
*HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG*
*HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG*
*HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG* *HUG*
>--Don't mind me...It's been a rough week....
*HUG*
>p.s.
> may be I'll write again...may be not....
please do,
clare
ps
Welcome to ARCland, The Happiest Place On The Net!
--
Oh, why didn't I listen when they said "Never do a | cw...@cs.aukuni.ac.nz
masters and try to have a life at the same time"? | clare west
BigSis to Chis, Eric and Kristiina
Official Welcomer of the RFA
Clare West
>
>Hey! Watch where you're dusting...you got some in my contact lenses!
>Where's that damn saline....
>
>-=$>DaveTorok<$=-
Are you new? I certainly don't remember you (most humble apologies if
you're not new)
Welcome hugs,
Welcome to ARCland, the happiest place in the Net
*HUG*
clare
Richard Iswara
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*sigh*
You just have to say that, don't you. Not only you put *ThatPhrase(tm)* (with
a slight modification, granted) but now you put it into your .sig too!!!
Please, spare me from the SongFromHell. Or is LyricsFromHell more appro-
priate?
Richard
Official RoadRunner of RFA
Getting OverDosed on the MarineHymn.
Tina Marie!
>
>This is the first time I've ever posted to a news group, and I figure
>that this one is probablly the best for me.
>
>I spent a while trying to figure out how to introduce myself...but it
>seems that all my ideas have been used by someone else :(
>
You don't have to be wonderfully original to fit in here..
Just be yourself!
>Everyone is so friendly here with all the *hug*'s Tm. and what-not and
>I guess that's what I could use most now...someone to talk to. <sigh>
>
*hug* *reallyBigHug*
That's what we're here for!
>
>I'm just another cynic-romantic
*stuff deleted*
>I only have this one tool
>to seal all my hurt with a verse
>
>--Don't mind me...It's been a rough week....
>
*hugToRemoveEffectsOfRoughWeek*
> may be I'll write again...may be not....
Please do...we'd love to have you!
Tina Marie
Official TradeMark of ARC/RFA
"And love made death an illusion" -- Chthon, Piers Anthony
IronEagle
>This is the first time I've ever posted to a news group, and I figure
>that this one is probablly the best for me.
Well welcome Steve... (hmmmm...*another Steve, this *IS* getting real
confusing!) =) This is the best group for everyone, that is why there
are so many wonderful people in here!!
>I spent a while trying to figure out how to introduce myself...but it
>seems that all my ideas have been used by someone else :(
Well, the best way to get started is to just join in, after all, that
is how I joined!! =)
>Everyone is so friendly here with all the *hug*'s Tm. and what-not and
>I guess that's what I could use most now...someone to talk to. <sigh>
I know what ya mean guy, but now that you are here, things will be
pretty sunny for you.... =) *BrotherlyTypeHug*
>I'm just another cynic-romantic
>Writing poems and tossing them out
>Editting them til I'm frantic
>I scream and I cry and I shout
>I open my heart to the eyes of the world
>Only to watch it get crushed
>I'd rather it was just my body they hurled
>but my feelings, away they are brushed
>
>My soul has been killed many times
>My dreams, they have often been shattered
>I record all my pain in these rhymes
>I record all the things that have mattered
>Oh I'm just another old fool
>No better than you and no worse
>I only have this one tool
>to seal all my hurt with a verse
Hmmm......I am impressed....may I borrow some of your poetic abilities
some time??
>--Don't mind me...It's been a rough week....
Hmmm...... *AnotherBrotherlyHug*
> --I'd sign but why bother....
>
>p.s.
> may be I'll write again...may be not....
Please do, as I am sure that you will enjoy it in here!!
-BMIEB!
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Paul T Taylor (aka SSGwGWNbaT Man)
>
>Good morning and what can I tell ya... We SURVIVED (although SOME would
>probably say ENDURED (actually *I* ENDERED)) BeaChat '92!! I could tell
Yes, it was quite an enderprise.....
>you that it came off without a hitch, I could tell you that everyone
>arrived safe and on time... BUT, contrary to my nature I'll tell the
>truth... well, MOSTLY
>
>It was a blast, it was amazing, it was MUCH better than Cats, I will go
>see it again and again... Which brings us to ENDER'S 1ST ANNUAL BEACHAT
>AWARDS!:
Yeah!!! *whistle* Bring on the bimbos!! Hubba, hubba! (ooops, wrong
awards..)
PERSON WHO DIFFERED MOST FROM MY IMPRESSION OF THEM:
> This award goes to Lee/GOGIL. A GRAND performance!
> Two thumbs up! Rent this one...
I must whole heartedlee agree. The thrills! The chills! And to top
it all off, it is a hearwarming love story! Kind of a modern version
of the Princess Bride...
> PERSON MOST LIKE MY IMPRESSION OF THEM:
> Blade! (Just kidding!) Actually Paul "Rip" Taylor.
> Yes folks, he REALLY IS like that... be afraid...
> be VERY afraid...
Brewhahaahahahhahahahahaahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
> MOST BUNNY-LIKE PERSON IN A FEATURE ROLE:
> I'd just *LOVE* to tell you it was a female... BUT
> Fluffy ran away with this one... Sorry gals!
Yep, and from someone who has seen the dark side of this Bunny, I
must say that I am just happy to get out alive! I have bruises that
are just *now* starting to show! And the elbow is still a bit sore!
Face it, he's a killer with huge sharp teeth, the blood, the gore!
It was not a site for the weak at heart!
> PERSON MOST LIKELY TO BECOME AN OLYMPIC DIVER (NOT!):
> Garret/Sarek. But he did get MAJOR style points for
> the attempt.
Hey, he sacrificed his body for a good cause! I gave it perfect 10!
Better that Greg Luganes(sp) any day!
MOST EASILY RECOGNIZABLE EXTRA:
Blade. We didn't fool anyone with the clone-thing.
Oh, and Blade? What's this I hear about a French
chick named Francis spending a good deal of time
sitting on your face?@@
JJJJJJ
I saw it! I was there! She was the cutest little thing! Milky skin
smooth as silk, hair like Kojack. Not only did she sit on his face,
she actually crawled around all over it! She ended up sitting on top
of his head... Talk about kinky...
> LAMEST CLONE SINCE THE ELVIS SCARE:
> Andy C. 'Nuff sed.
Worked for me... Oh, and Andy? How in hell did I end up with one of
your socks? I was unpacking, (my luggage Blade!), and I saw
something that did not look familiar. I said to myself, (Ok, all
together now....), Self, what the hell is that?! I went out, got
some neoprene gloves on, took my bar-b-que tongs and picked it up.
Low and behold it was one of Andy's sock! How do I know it was
Andy's you ask? It was the only thing, that *I* know of,
that he was wearing that was not completely black Friday. And yes
Andy, you *do* have nipples......
>LYRICS:
> MOST (UN)ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK FEATURING THE SAME
> Composer: ME. Performed by: The RFA Lounging Band
Live and Let Die
>
>I'll end my awards here. EVERYONE who showed deserves an
> er, shots... er, uh... congrats! Yea, dat's da ticket... in.
______________________________________________________________________
Rip _____
1/2 of the r...@sequent.com / \
Official Palanquin Bearers / rip \
For the Secretaries |xxx-xxx|
Of the RFA ___|_______|___
And BigBro to LF, 'Chelle, HotDi, \~ ~~ ~\
Lis, Garrett, and Michelle (whew!) \~~ ~~~\
Help! My karma ran over my dogma, and it can't get up!!
Pete Walsh
|> In article <1992Jun22.1...@uunet.uu.net> en...@uunet.uu.net (Pete Walsh) writes:
|> >
|> >Good morning and what can I tell ya... We SURVIVED (although SOME would
|> >probably say ENDURED (actually *I* ENDERED)) BeaChat '92!! I could tell
|> ^^^^^^^
|> Yes, it was quite an enderprise.....
Gaston... the final frontier...
|> >It was a blast, it was amazing, it was MUCH better than Cats, I will go
|> >see it again and again... Which brings us to ENDER'S 1ST ANNUAL BEACHAT
|> >AWARDS!:
|>
|> Yeah!!! *whistle* Bring on the bimbos!! Hubba, hubba! (ooops, wrong
|> awards..)
|>
|> PERSON WHO DIFFERED MOST FROM MY IMPRESSION OF THEM:
|>
|> > This award goes to Lee/GOGIL. A GRAND performance!
|> > Two thumbs up! Rent this one...
|>
|> I must whole heartedlee agree. The thrills! The chills! And to top
|> it all off, it is a hearwarming love story! Kind of a modern version
|> of the Princess Bride...
"As you wish..."
|> > PERSON MOST LIKE MY IMPRESSION OF THEM:
|> > Blade! (Just kidding!) Actually Paul "Rip" Taylor.
|> > Yes folks, he REALLY IS like that... be afraid...
|> > be VERY afraid...
|>
|> Brewhahaahahahhahahahahaahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
It was indeed a bruhaha
|> > MOST BUNNY-LIKE PERSON IN A FEATURE ROLE:
|> > I'd just *LOVE* to tell you it was a female... BUT
|>
|> > Fluffy ran away with this one... Sorry gals!
|>
|> Yep, and from someone who has seen the dark side of this Bunny, I
|> must say that I am just happy to get out alive! I have bruises that
|> are just *now* starting to show! And the elbow is still a bit sore!
|> Face it, he's a killer with huge sharp teeth, the blood, the gore!
|> It was not a site for the weak at heart!
Look at the BONES man!!
|> MOST EASILY RECOGNIZABLE EXTRA:
|> Blade. We didn't fool anyone with the clone-thing.
|> Oh, and Blade? What's this I hear about a French
|> chick named Francis spending a good deal of time
|> sitting on your face?@@
|> JJJJJJ
|>
|> I saw it! I was there! She was the cutest little thing! Milky skin
|> smooth as silk, hair like Kojack. Not only did she sit on his face,
|> she actually crawled around all over it! She ended up sitting on top
|> of his head... Talk about kinky...
Okay, if you insist... There was this one time in Cimarron, New Mexico... }=>
[Ender pauses here to wait for the slower folks to catch on...]
|> ______________________________________________________________________
|> Rip _____
|> 1/2 of the r...@sequent.com / \
|> Official Palanquin Bearers / rip \
|> For the Secretaries |xxx-xxx|
|> Of the RFA ___|_______|___
|> And BigBro to LF, 'Chelle, HotDi, \~ ~~ ~\
|> Lis, Garrett, and Michelle (whew!) \~~ ~~~\
|> Help! My karma ran over my dogma, and it can't get up!!
Ender, LCMDR in the RFA
Secretary to the President of the Romantic Fires Association
CoHost of the Romantic Fires Association BeaChat '92
*AND* ino/Grace's Big Bro and Official Poster
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"From the halls of Montezuma, to the shores of Tripoli..."
- Me. Then us. Ask a 'Chatter
F Thomas
>
>
>This is the first time I've ever posted to a news group, and I figure
>that this one is probablly the best for me.
>
>I spent a while trying to figure out how to introduce myself...but it
>seems that all my ideas have been used by someone else :(
>
Yeah, bit of a problem I must admit.
>Everyone is so friendly here with all the *hug*'s Tm. and what-not and
>I guess that's what I could use most now...someone to talk to. <sigh>
>
Well you've come to a pretty good place to do it!!
>
[poem deleted but noted for future reference]
>
>--Don't mind me...It's been a rough week....
>
I know the feeling well!!!!!!
>
> --I'd sign but why bother....
>
If you don't sign, how will we know who you are ???
>p.s.
> may be I'll write again...may be not....
I certainly hope you do write again, new faces are always welcome here
Frank
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Dan C. Horner
I have only one thing to say about the "singing" that went on in
the inimitable state of North Caroline this weekend...
If I ever hear that fucking marine song again in my life it will
be a life too soon.
Preview:
Dateline the present Location, Washington DC.
82 people died today in and around the E Street McDonald's in
a freak accident involving the latest HappyMeal and an assailant
who has been identified as Dan "Blade" Horner. Mr Horner apparently
snapped right as a marine contingent went by outside playing their
anthem. 22 unfortunates between the madman and the door were hacked
down by the plastic knife and fork wielding psychotic, their remains
covered in bits of HappyMeal and splattered in blood. The marine contingent
died to a man, their bodies grossly punctuated by fork holes and
slavering bite marks. The honor guard made a good showing, actually
holding off the madman for several moments while the band played
on to keep their moral high. Unfortunately, this only goaded the
psychotic Mr. Horner into even higher efforts, scattering instruments
over the surrounding 6 blocks, some of which sailed over 4 stories
straight up. Mr Horner was last seen chanting the lines of the
marine anthem to the baseline of Innaghodadavita and is presently
still at large. Dan "Blade" Horner should be considered armed and
EXTREMELY dangerous especially within hearing of anything dealing
with Montezuma or Tripoli. APBs and search efforts continue to locate
and contain or terminate this individual.
Lisa Dominique
>li...@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:
>: waves her Golden Wand above Steve's body and he is showered with
>: Golden Majique Romance Dust. "Steve, this dust will bring on a
>: spell of inner warmth and romance. Enjoy your first dusting,
>: there will be more of them as long as you stay with us in ARC-Land.
>: Enjoy!!" The blonde lady gets on her broom and begins to fly
>: away; Steve, who is beginning to feel very serene and good inside,
>: waves happily at the Good Witch.... He then sees several other
>: ARC-ers coming towards him to greet him. **Welcome Huggs**
>
>Hey! Watch where you're dusting...you got some in my contact lenses!
>Where's that damn saline....
Hell if I know!!
Andy Crerar
>In article <1992Jun22.1...@uunet.uu.net> en...@uunet.uu.net (Pete Walsh) writes:
>>
>>Good morning and what can I tell ya... We SURVIVED (although SOME would
>>probably say ENDURED (actually *I* ENDERED)) BeaChat '92!! I could tell
> ^^^^^^^
>Yes, it was quite an enderprise.....
Argh! Stop it, stop, or I'll jump out the window and ender it all! Argh! ;)
Actually, with all those graceful leaps and acrobatic feats from this weekend
a leap from my window probably wouldn't do much harm. Speaking of which, I
think there should be an award for MOST GRACEFUL INTERPRETIVE DANCE, which
could only be given to Rip for his Swan-Like version Floyd the Barber's
"Leap from a Pier to Catch a Flying Disk."
>>you that it came off without a hitch, I could tell you that everyone
>>arrived safe and on time... BUT, contrary to my nature I'll tell the
>>truth... well, MOSTLY
Phew!! That's a relief.
>>It was a blast, it was amazing, it was MUCH better than Cats, I will go
>>see it again and again... Which brings us to ENDER'S 1ST ANNUAL BEACHAT
>>AWARDS!:
>
>Yeah!!! *whistle* Bring on the bimbos!! Hubba, hubba! (ooops, wrong
>awards..)
>
> PERSON WHO DIFFERED MOST FROM MY IMPRESSION OF THEM:
>
>> This award goes to Lee/GOGIL. A GRAND performance!
>> Two thumbs up! Rent this one...
>
>I must whole heartedlee agree. The thrills! The chills! And to top
>it all off, it is a hearwarming love story! Kind of a modern version
>of the Princess Bride...
While I really liked the love story, I have to argue this one. The person
who differed most from *my* impression of them was...
BLADE! Why, he turned out not to be me at all! I was shocked
and flabergasted! As a matter of fact, he looked, sounded, and
tasted almost entirely different. Oops. Scratch tasted. I
don't really know. In any case, he wasn't a very good clone at
all.
>> PERSON MOST LIKE MY IMPRESSION OF THEM:
>> Blade! (Just kidding!) Actually Paul "Rip" Taylor.
>> Yes folks, he REALLY IS like that... be afraid...
>> be VERY afraid...
>
>Brewhahaahahahhahahahahaahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
Scary. Very scary. In a jolly sort of way. The only person I know who
could say that he trusts Blade as far as he could throw him, and that
would mean something positive.
>> MOST BUNNY-LIKE PERSON IN A FEATURE ROLE:
>> I'd just *LOVE* to tell you it was a female... BUT
>
>> Fluffy ran away with this one... Sorry gals!
>
>Yep, and from someone who has seen the dark side of this Bunny, I
>must say that I am just happy to get out alive! I have bruises that
>are just *now* starting to show! And the elbow is still a bit sore!
>Face it, he's a killer with huge sharp teeth, the blood, the gore!
>It was not a site for the weak at heart!
Too true! He's got HUGE NASTY TEETH! He also fights more fiercely
when he's injured... How's the knuckle Fluffy? He's a rabbit in the
_Watership Down_ model--cute, fuzzy, and tough as nails.
>> PERSON MOST LIKELY TO BECOME AN OLYMPIC DIVER (NOT!):
>> Garret/Sarek. But he did get MAJOR style points for
>> the attempt.
>
>Hey, he sacrificed his body for a good cause! I gave it perfect 10!
>Better that Greg Luganes(sp) any day!
::Andy stands up to do the wave, realizes that a wave of one looks silly,
and continues anyway::
> MOST EASILY RECOGNIZABLE EXTRA:
> Blade. We didn't fool anyone with the clone-thing.
Drat it. I'm going to have to have a talk with my resident mad scientist.
He obviously got the formula a bit wrong on this one. I may have to feed
him to the fern.
> Oh, and Blade? What's this I hear about a French
> chick named Francis spending a good deal of time
> sitting on your face?@@
> JJJJJJ
>
>I saw it! I was there! She was the cutest little thing! Milky skin
>smooth as silk, hair like Kojack. Not only did she sit on his face,
>she actually crawled around all over it! She ended up sitting on top
>of his head... Talk about kinky...
It was a very public affair! I saw her too, and she had the most delectable
looking legs I have seen in a long time! The way she rode him as he walked
around in the pool was, well, this is a family net...
>> LAMEST CLONE SINCE THE ELVIS SCARE:
>> Andy C. 'Nuff sed.
Hrumph. So they didn't buy it. Can I help it if I'm about as big around
my chest as Blade is around an arm? There just wasn't enough batter to
make two that size, so they scrimped on the limbs and saved up for the
important bits. ;)
>Worked for me... Oh, and Andy? How in hell did I end up with one of
>your socks? I was unpacking, (my luggage Blade!), and I saw
Is that where it went? I scrambled all over Saturday morning looking for
that thing, after being unceremoniously dumped out of my sleeping bag.
>something that did not look familiar. I said to myself, (Ok, all
>together now....), Self, what the hell is that?! I went out, got
>some neoprene gloves on, took my bar-b-que tongs and picked it up.
Don't ever use those to cook again! For your own sake!
>Low and behold it was one of Andy's sock! How do I know it was
>Andy's you ask? It was the only thing, that *I* know of,
>that he was wearing that was not completely black Friday. And yes
Quite. You can mail it to me, or keep it as a momento (ewwwwwww).
Send me some email and I'll give you my postal address. COD if
you prefer. I can't wait to see the postman delivering an envelope
that very obviously doesn't contain a letter... ;)
>Andy, you *do* have nipples......
It's news to me! Are you sure you didn't see freckles?
>> MOST (UN)ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK FEATURING THE SAME LYRICS:
>> Composer: ME. Performed by: The RFA Lounging Band
>
>Live and Let Die
Some of the lamest, off-key singing I have ever heard. Also the funniest.
>>I'll end my awards here. EVERYONE who showed deserves an
>
>> er, shots... er, uh... congrats! Yea, dat's da ticket... in.
>
>______________________________________________________________________
>Rip _____
>1/2 of the r...@sequent.com / \
>Official Palanquin Bearers / rip \
>For the Secretaries |xxx-xxx|
>Of the RFA ___|_______|___
>And BigBro to LF, 'Chelle, HotDi, \~ ~~ ~\
>Lis, Garrett, and Michelle (whew!) \~~ ~~~\
>Help! My karma ran over my dogma, and it can't get up!!
Once again, I want to thank Mary who worked harder than anyone would
imagine, and jeopardized her "real" job to attend. Thanks to the rest
of you lot, who made it worth attending.
Andy the YOUNG
--
Andy Crerar cre...@uunet.uu.net
CS Administrative Asst. uunet!crerar
Lisa Dominique
>>
>|========================================================================|
>| Frank Thomas |
>|========================================================================|
>| f_th...@csd.brispoly.ac.uk || voice +44 (0)272 355038 |
>| (E-mail welcome) || In Ye Olde Merrie England |
>|========================================================================|
>| Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there |
>| may be in silence. |
>| (Desiderata) |
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|
Hi Frank!! I've been wanting to commend you on your .sig.
Desiderata is a beautiful poem written in 1927 by Max Ehrmann.
Have a copy posted on the bulletin board. *hugs*
Paul T Taylor (aka SSGwGWNbaT Man)
>In article <1992Jun22.2...@nynexst.com> dto...@nynexst.com (David Torok) writes:
>>li...@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:
***part about Lis dusting the guy deleted***
>>Hey! Watch where you're dusting...you got some in my contact lenses!
Everyone ready? 1....2....3... Isn't that just too Goddamn bad!
>>Where's that damn saline....
>
>Hell if I know!!
Brrrrr...... Did it just get colder in here?
>Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
(Missed ya! But hope things are going ok...)
ripster
Paul T Taylor (aka SSGwGWNbaT Man)
>Baron von Riphausen sez:
>|> In article <1992Jun22.1...@uunet.uu.net> en...@uunet.uu.net (Pete Walsh) writes:
>|> >
>|> Yes, it was quite an enderprise.....
>
>Gaston... the final frontier...
Wait a minute! I thought we weren't going to do this!
>|> I must whole heartedlee agree. The thrills! The chills! And to top
>|> it all off, it is a hearwarming love story! Kind of a modern version
>|> of the Princess Bride...
>
>"As you wish..."
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener....
>|> Brewhahaahahahhahahahahaahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>It was indeed a bruhaha
And that ain't no blarney! You gotta send me the words to the monkey
fart song!
'Oh a monkey's farts should smell like a banana...'
Great stuff!
>|> Face it, he's a killer with huge sharp teeth, the blood, the gore!
>|> It was not a site for the weak at heart!
>
>Look at the BONES man!!
Aye! And we can't risk another try, that rabbit's dynamite!
>|> of his head... Talk about kinky...
>
>Okay, if you insist... There was this one time in Cimarron, New Mexico... }=>
>
>[Ender pauses here to wait for the slower folks to catch on...]
Which, unfortunatly they never do...
______________________________________________________________________
Rip _____
Official Palanquin Bearer / rip \
Paul T Taylor (aka SSGwGWNbaT Man)
>
>I have only one thing to say about the "singing" that went on in
>the inimitable state of North Caroline this weekend...
>
>If I ever hear that fucking marine song again in my life it will
>be a life too soon.
Careful what you wish for, you *may* end up being a Marine in the next
life! Brewhahahahahaahah....!! Now we know what will be playing in
the Muzac in B&B Hell! The Marines Hymn sung by Debbie Boone to the
tune of 'You Light up my Life'! (Oh shit! It works!)
>Preview:
>
>Dateline the present Location, Washington DC.
>
>82 people died today in and around the E Street McDonald's in
E Steet, isn't that near the Marine Barracks?
>marine anthem to the baseline of Innaghodadavita and is presently
>still at large. Dan "Blade" Horner should be considered armed and
>EXTREMELY dangerous especially within hearing of anything dealing
>with Montezuma or Tripoli. APBs and search efforts continue to locate
>and contain or terminate this individual.
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Richard Iswara
> In article <1992Jun22.2...@nynexst.com> dto...@nynexst.com (David Toro\
> k) writes:
> >Hey! Watch where you're dusting...you got some in my contact lenses!
> >Where's that damn saline....
>
> Hell if I know!!
That's all right. ContactLenses needs romance too. They spent all these time
in intimate contact with your eyeballs and you don't expect them to be in
some sort of romantic relationship? Brrrr, what a scary thought!
Pete Walsh
|> >|> Yes, it was quite an enderprise.....
|> >
|> >Gaston... the final frontier...
|>
|> Wait a minute! I thought we weren't going to do this!
Oh! Quite right! =)
|> >|> I must whole heartedlee agree. The thrills! The chills! And to top
|> >|> it all off, it is a hearwarming love story! Kind of a modern version
|> >|> of the Princess Bride...
|> >
|> >"As you wish..."
|>
|> I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener....
As opposed to a 'Chelle Wiener?
|> >|> Brewhahaahahahhahahahahaahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
|> >
|> >It was indeed a bruhaha
|>
|> And that ain't no blarney! You gotta send me the words to the monkey
|> fart song!
|>
|> 'Oh a monkey's farts should smell like a banana...'
Well, here at least is the rest of the chorus for all to enjoy (as well as I
can currently remember it). I'll seend ya the words later Rip...
"Oh a monkey's fart should smell like a banana
English farts should smell like cups of tea
The farting of a fairy, should be very light and airy
When a father farts I hope you'll think of me
An Irish fart should always lilt with laughter
It should melt your heart and melt your shorts as well
A lion's fart should roar with power
Cuckoos shoot farts every hour
A nun's fart should have meaning, but no smell
A strong man's fart should sound out like a trumpet
A pretty girl's should barely even squeak
But the person you can trust
Is the one who'd rather bust
Than ever let one rip right on the street..."
|> Great stuff!
|> ______________________________________________________________________
|> Rip _____
|> Official Palanquin Bearer / rip \
|> For the Secretaries |xxx-xxx|
|> Of the RFA ___|_______|___
|> And BigBro to LF, 'Chelle, HotDi, \~ ~~ ~\
|> Lis, Garrett, and Michelle (whew!) \~~ ~~~\
|> Help! My karma ran over my dogma, and it can't get up!!
Ender
Secretary to the President of the Romantic Fires Association
CoHost of the Romantic Fires Association BeaChat '92
*AND* Dino/Grace's Big Bro and Official Poster
Pete Walsh
|> >I have only one thing to say about the "singing" that went on in
|> >the inimitable state of North Caroline this weekend...
|> >
|> >If I ever hear that fucking marine song again in my life it will
|> >be a life too soon.
|>
|> Careful what you wish for, you *may* end up being a Marine in the next
|> life! Brewhahahahahaahah....!! Now we know what will be playing in
|> the Muzac in B&B Hell! The Marines Hymn sung by Debbie Boone to the
|> tune of 'You Light up my Life'! (Oh shit! It works!)
|>
|> >Preview:
|> >
|> >Dateline the present Location, Washington DC.
|> >
|> >82 people died today in and around the E Street McDonald's in
|>
|> E Steet, isn't that near the Marine Barracks?
Nope... E Street is that lowsy Springsteen guy's ex-band... Ya know,
"I was boooooorn in the USA, I was..." HEY! Wait a minute! THAT works
TOO! =)
|>
|> >marine anthem to the baseline of Innaghodadavita and is presently
|> >still at large. Dan "Blade" Horner should be considered armed and
|> >EXTREMELY dangerous especially within hearing of anything dealing
|> >with Montezuma or Tripoli. APBs and search efforts continue to locate
|> >and contain or terminate this individual.
|>
|>
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|>
|> ripm(ontezuma)eist(ripoli)er
Under other conditions I would take credit... er, apologize for having created
a monster... but Blade was a monster beforehand...
Ender, LCMDR in the RFA
Secretary to the President of the Romantic Fires Association
CoHost of the Romantic Fires Association BeaChat '92
*AND* Dino/Grace's Big Bro and Official Poster
Curtis Desjardins
>>you that it came off without a hitch, I could tell you that everyone
>>arrived safe and on time...
On time? **ahem** I don't think so. I endured (or is that endered) 10
@#$%^&* hours in the Newark airport. Grrrr! I hate flight cancellations!
Hey, they even *lost* the crew to my second flight (how the hell do you
*lose* a flight crew? When they schedule a plane, don't they also
schedule a crew to go with it?)
>>It was a blast, it was amazing, it was MUCH better than Cats, I will go
>>see it again and again... Which brings us to ENDER'S 1ST ANNUAL BEACHAT
>>AWARDS!:
Uh-Oh!
> PERSON WHO DIFFERED MOST FROM MY IMPRESSION OF THEM:
>> This award goes to Lee/GOGIL. A GRAND performance!
>> Two thumbs up! Rent this one...
I have to agree with that one! Lee also wins my award for Person
Who Most Resembles Macho Man Randy Savaage! ;-)
>> PERSON MOST LIKE MY IMPRESSION OF THEM:
>> Blade! (Just kidding!) Actually Paul "Rip" Taylor.
>> Yes folks, he REALLY IS like that... be afraid...
>> be VERY afraid...
Afraid of who? Rip? Oh puh-leeeease! I taught him a lesson he'll
never forget! ;-)
>> MOST BUNNY-LIKE PERSON IN A FEATURE ROLE:
>> I'd just *LOVE* to tell you it was a female... BUT
>> Fluffy ran away with this one... Sorry gals!
**takes a bow** Thank you, thank you, I most humbly thank you!
(Humbly? Hah! Not likely!)
Wait-a-durn-minute! Is this a compliment, or what? It's hard to
tell with you!
>Yep, and from someone who has seen the dark side of this Bunny, I
>must say that I am just happy to get out alive! I have bruises that
>are just *now* starting to show! And the elbow is still a bit sore!
>Face it, he's a killer with huge sharp teeth, the blood, the gore!
>It was not a site for the weak at heart!
I warned you! I warned you! But did you listen? OH No! "It's just
a little bunny rabbit", isn't it? Hahahahahahaha!
> MOST EASILY RECOGNIZABLE EXTRA:
> Blade. We didn't fool anyone with the clone-thing.
> Oh, and Blade? What's this I hear about a French
> chick named Francis spending a good deal of time
> sitting on your face?@@
Whoa! Back up here! I think I missed something!
>>LYRICS:
>> MOST (UN)ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK FEATURING THE SAME
>> Composer: ME. Performed by: The RFA Lounging Band
How about MOST ANNOYING SONG SUNG DURING THE WHOLE WEEKEND:
This was a runaway winner: that @#$%^&* Marine song! Singing
that damn thing for 2.5 hours was quite out of control (but
funny nonetheless ;-)
A fun time was had by all! It was great! It was amazing! It was
stupendous! It was incredible! It was... well, you get the picture.
=========================== Fluffy the Wonder Bunny ==========================
aka Monsieur LeFlouffe the Bunador Retriever aka Curtbag
Mascot and Donkey Hodey of the RFA (and, occasionally, the ARC Wallflower)
==============================================================================
"A present from the heart: I'm not here because I'm supposed to be here,
or because I'm trapped here, but because I'd rather be with you than
anywhere in the world." -- Richard Bach, "Bridge Across Forever"
================== cadesj...@descartes.waterloo.edu =======================
Hi! I am a .signature virus. Copy me into your .signature and join the fun!
Curtis Desjardins
>In article <1992Jun23.0...@sequent.com> r...@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor (aka SSGwGWNbaT Man)) writes:
>>Yep, and from someone who has seen the dark side of this Bunny, I
>>must say that I am just happy to get out alive! I have bruises that
>>are just *now* starting to show! And the elbow is still a bit sore!
>>Face it, he's a killer with huge sharp teeth, the blood, the gore!
>>It was not a site for the weak at heart!
>
>Too true! He's got HUGE NASTY TEETH! He also fights more fiercely
>when he's injured... How's the knuckle Fluffy? He's a rabbit in the
>_Watership Down_ model--cute, fuzzy, and tough as nails.
The knuckle is fine. My bruises have healed quite nicely, thank you
(although I hear Rip's injuries are a bit more severe --- heh heh)
A Bunny with a Blade! Outta my way or I'll cut you in half!
Well, except of course for you Mr.Blade, sir! No no no, I
don't want you to think I meant you! ;-)
Curtis Desjardins
>the inimitable state of North Caroline this weekend...
>
>If I ever hear that fucking marine song again in my life it will
>be a life too soon.
Oh, quit yer bitchin'! You only heard half of it. You missed us
singing it to The Brady Bunch and Gilligan's Island and Ender Sandman
and the ABC Song and a whole lot more. Be glad you weren't there!
I was there for the whole thing and I regret it already! ;-)
>Preview:
>Dateline the present Location, Washington DC.
>
>82 people died today in and around the E Street McDonald's in
>a freak accident involving the latest HappyMeal and an assailant
>who has been identified as Dan "Blade" Horner. Mr Horner apparently
>snapped right as a marine contingent went by outside playing their
>anthem. 22 unfortunates between the madman and the door were hacked
>down by the plastic knife and fork wielding psychotic, their remains
>covered in bits of HappyMeal and splattered in blood. The marine contingent
>died to a man, their bodies grossly punctuated by fork holes and
>slavering bite marks. The honor guard made a good showing, actually
>holding off the madman for several moments while the band played
>on to keep their moral high. Unfortunately, this only goaded the
>psychotic Mr. Horner into even higher efforts, scattering instruments
>over the surrounding 6 blocks, some of which sailed over 4 stories
>straight up. Mr Horner was last seen chanting the lines of the
>marine anthem to the baseline of Innaghodadavita and is presently
>still at large. Dan "Blade" Horner should be considered armed and
>EXTREMELY dangerous especially within hearing of anything dealing
>with Montezuma or Tripoli. APBs and search efforts continue to locate
>and contain or terminate this individual.
Hahaha! This brought a quick laugh to me this morning! And this
is so true! ;-)
Paul T Taylor (aka SSGwGWNbaT Man)
>>In article <1992Jun22.1...@uunet.uu.net> en...@uunet.uu.net (Pete Walsh) writes:
>>>
>>>Good morning and what can I tell ya... We SURVIVED (although SOME would
>>>probably say ENDURED (actually *I* ENDERED)) BeaChat '92!! I could tell
>> ^^^^^^^
>>Yes, it was quite an enderprise.....
>
>Argh! Stop it, stop, or I'll jump out the window and ender it all! Argh! ;)
Are you sure you can open the w'ender that far? Or is it one of
those sliding ones?
>Actually, with all those graceful leaps and acrobatic feats from this weekend
>a leap from my window probably wouldn't do much harm. Speaking of which, I
>think there should be an award for MOST GRACEFUL INTERPRETIVE DANCE, which
>could only be given to Rip for his Swan-Like version Floyd the Barber's
>"Leap from a Pier to Catch a Flying Disk."
Thank you, Thank you, Thank you! I want to thank my Mother and Father
for conceiving me.... And I'd like to thank the little people who
made this all possible....
>>
>>I must whole heartedlee agree. The thrills! The chills! And to top
>>it all off, it is a hearwarming love story! Kind of a modern version
>>of the Princess Bride...
>
>While I really liked the love story, I have to argue this one. The person
>who differed most from *my* impression of them was...
> BLADE! Why, he turned out not to be me at all! I was shocked
> and flabergasted! As a matter of fact, he looked, sounded, and
> tasted almost entirely different. Oops. Scratch tasted. I
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I heard of a 'scratch and sniff', but never a scratch and taste!
> don't really know. In any case, he wasn't a very good clone at
> all.
Oh, well, back to the drawing board huh? Maybe you put in too much
piss and vinegar in the last batch...
>>> Blade! (Just kidding!) Actually Paul "Rip" Taylor.
>>> Yes folks, he REALLY IS like that... be afraid...
>>> be VERY afraid...
>>
>>Brewhahaahahahhahahahahaahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>Scary. Very scary. In a jolly sort of way. The only person I know who
>could say that he trusts Blade as far as he could throw him, and that
>would mean something positive.
Light as a feather! You forget, mine is the strength of 10,
because my heart is pure. Afterward he asked me why I didn't just
go in with him, I said it was much more fun just throwing him in!
*SPLOOOSH!!*
>>> MOST BUNNY-LIKE PERSON IN A FEATURE ROLE:
>>> I'd just *LOVE* to tell you it was a female... BUT
>>
>>> Fluffy ran away with this one... Sorry gals!
>>
>>Yep, and from someone who has seen the dark side of this Bunny, I
>>must say that I am just happy to get out alive! I have bruises that
>>are just *now* starting to show! And the elbow is still a bit sore!
>>Face it, he's a killer with huge sharp teeth, the blood, the gore!
>>It was not a site for the weak at heart!
>
>Too true! He's got HUGE NASTY TEETH! He also fights more fiercely
>when he's injured... How's the knuckle Fluffy? He's a rabbit in the
>_Watership Down_ model--cute, fuzzy, and tough as nails.
*Galvanized* nails! Not toe nails!
>
>>> PERSON MOST LIKELY TO BECOME AN OLYMPIC DIVER (NOT!):
>>> Garret/Sarek. But he did get MAJOR style points for
>>> the attempt.
>>
>>Hey, he sacrificed his body for a good cause! I gave it perfect 10!
>>Better that Greg Luganes(sp) any day!
>
>::Andy stands up to do the wave, realizes that a wave of one looks silly,
>and continues anyway::
What is the sound of a one person wave?
>> MOST EASILY RECOGNIZABLE EXTRA:
>> Blade. We didn't fool anyone with the clone-thing.
>
>Drat it. I'm going to have to have a talk with my resident mad scientist.
>He obviously got the formula a bit wrong on this one. I may have to feed
>him to the fern.
No! you wouldn't throw him into the FernGully would you? A fate
*worse* than death!
>> Oh, and Blade? What's this I hear about a French
>> chick named Francis spending a good deal of time
>> sitting on your face?@@
>> JJJJJJ
>>
>>I saw it! I was there! She was the cutest little thing! Milky skin
>>smooth as silk, hair like Kojack. Not only did she sit on his face,
>>she actually crawled around all over it! She ended up sitting on top
>>of his head... Talk about kinky...
>
>It was a very public affair! I saw her too, and she had the most delectable
>looking legs I have seen in a long time! The way she rode him as he walked
>around in the pool was, well, this is a family net...
It was just sick if you ask me! Flaunting his manhood all over the
place! I was just ready to hurl! Duct tape all over the place....
it was sickening!
>>> LAMEST CLONE SINCE THE ELVIS SCARE:
>>> Andy C. 'Nuff sed.
>
>Hrumph. So they didn't buy it. Can I help it if I'm about as big around
>my chest as Blade is around an arm? There just wasn't enough batter to
>make two that size, so they scrimped on the limbs and saved up for the
>important bits. ;)
Well at least they could have save enough for nipples! Now were are
we suppose to hang those clamps? Anybody got *any* ideas? (he asked
innocently)
>>Worked for me... Oh, and Andy? How in hell did I end up with one of
>>your socks? I was unpacking, (my luggage Blade!), and I saw
>
>Is that where it went? I scrambled all over Saturday morning looking for
>that thing, after being unceremoniously dumped out of my sleeping bag.
Hey, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. It was time to get up.
>>something that did not look familiar. I said to myself, (Ok, all
>>together now....), Self, what the hell is that?! I went out, got
>>some neoprene gloves on, took my bar-b-que tongs and picked it up.
>
>Don't ever use those to cook again! For your own sake!
Oh come on! It will just add a bit more flavor! I will have it
sterilized... I mean washed and send it to ya...
>>Low and behold it was one of Andy's sock! How do I know it was
>>Andy's you ask? It was the only thing, that *I* know of,
>>that he was wearing that was not completely black Friday. And yes
>
>Quite. You can mail it to me, or keep it as a momento (ewwwwwww).
There we go! I'll have it bronzed
>Send me some email and I'll give you my postal address. COD if
>you prefer. I can't wait to see the postman delivering an envelope
>that very obviously doesn't contain a letter... ;)
>
>>Andy, you *do* have nipples......
>
>It's news to me! Are you sure you didn't see freckles?
Almost positive! Besides they were sticking out pretty far after you
got out of the water.
>>> MOST (UN)ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK FEATURING THE SAME LYRICS:
>>> Composer: ME. Performed by: The RFA Lounging Band
>>
>>Live and Let Die
>
>Some of the lamest, off-key singing I have ever heard. Also the funniest.
I'll second that...
>Once again, I want to thank Mary who worked harder than anyone would
>imagine, and jeopardized her "real" job to attend. Thanks to the rest
>of you lot, who made it worth attending.
>
Yeah Mary! Good job! Did you get your $769 from Blade yet, or just
a bike ride?
______________________________________________________________________
_____
Rip r...@sequent.com / \
Official Palanquin Bearer / rip \
Pete Walsh
The Fluffmeister, Man of Fluffstynia sez:
|> On time? **ahem** I don't think so. I endured (or is that endered) 10
|> @#$%^&* hours in the Newark airport. Grrrr! I hate flight cancellations!
|> Hey, they even *lost* the crew to my second flight (how the hell do you
|> *lose* a flight crew? When they schedule a plane, don't they also
|> schedule a crew to go with it?)
Hmmmmmmmm... Interesting question... Anyway, we're glad you made it in at
last...
|> >>It was a blast, it was amazing, it was MUCH better than Cats, I will go
|> >>see it again and again... Which brings us to ENDER'S 1ST ANNUAL BEACHAT
|> >>AWARDS!:
|>
|> Uh-Oh!
You said it! =)
|>
|> >> MOST BUNNY-LIKE PERSON IN A FEATURE ROLE:
|> >> I'd just *LOVE* to tell you it was a female... BUT
|> >> Fluffy ran away with this one... Sorry gals!
|>
|> **takes a bow** Thank you, thank you, I most humbly thank you!
|> (Humbly? Hah! Not likely!)
|>
|> Wait-a-durn-minute! Is this a compliment, or what? It's hard to
|> tell with you!
And my answer to this question is... Yes. It IS a compliment... or what... }=>
|> >>LYRICS:
|> >> MOST (UN)ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK FEATURING THE SAME
|> >> Composer: ME. Performed by: The RFA Lounging Band
[Special note - How in HELL did this post get so screwed up format wise?
I have a copy of the original and it's not screwed up like this... sigh]
|> How about MOST ANNOYING SONG SUNG DURING THE WHOLE WEEKEND:
|>
|> This was a runaway winner: that @#$%^&* Marine song! Singing
|> that damn thing for 2.5 hours was quite out of control (but
|> funny nonetheless ;-)
|>
|> A fun time was had by all! It was great! It was amazing! It was
|> stupendous! It was incredible! It was... well, you get the picture.
Yes we DID get the pictures... and we will be selling them to the highest bidder(s) shortly
|> =========================== Fluffy the Wonder Bunny ==========================
|> aka Monsieur LeFlouffe the Bunador Retriever aka Curtbag
|> Mascot and Donkey Hodey of the RFA (and, occasionally, the ARC Wallflower)
|> ==============================================================================
|> "A present from the heart: I'm not here because I'm supposed to be here,
|> or because I'm trapped here, but because I'd rather be with you than
|> anywhere in the world." -- Richard Bach, "Bridge Across Forever"
|> ================== cadesj...@descartes.waterloo.edu =======================
|> Hi! I am a .signature virus. Copy me into your .signature and join the fun!
Ender
Pete Walsh
(quoting Andy Guru here)
|> Speaking of which, I
|> >think there should be an award for MOST GRACEFUL INTERPRETIVE DANCE, which
|> >could only be given to Rip for his Swan-Like version Floyd the Barber's
|> >"Leap from a Pier to Catch a Flying Disk."
|>
|> Thank you, Thank you, Thank you! I want to thank my Mother and Father
|> for conceiving me.... And I'd like to thank the little people who
|> made this all possible....
WATCH IT WITH THOSE LITTLE PEOPLE COMMENTS PAL!! You're not much taller than I.
=)
|> >>> Blade! (Just kidding!) Actually Paul "Rip" Taylor.
|> >>> Yes folks, he REALLY IS like that... be afraid...
|> >>> be VERY afraid...
|> >>
|> >>Brewhahaahahahhahahahahaahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
|> >
|> >Scary. Very scary. In a jolly sort of way. The only person I know who
|> >could say that he trusts Blade as far as he could throw him, and that
|> >would mean something positive.
|>
|> Light as a feather! You forget, mine is the strength of 10,
|> because my heart is pure. Afterward he asked me why I didn't just
^^^^ Yeah... but pure WHAT?!
|> go in with him, I said it was much more fun just throwing him in!
|> *SPLOOOSH!!*
|> >>> MOST (UN)ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK FEATURING THE SAME LYRICS:
|> >>> Composer: ME. Performed by: The RFA Lounging Band
|> >>
|> >>Live and Let Die
|> >
|> >Some of the lamest, off-key singing I have ever heard. Also the funniest.
|>
|> I'll second that...
And I'll just add that quite a few peole were about a third off... and I only
mean off-key in a few cases...
|> ______________________________________________________________________
|> _____
|> Rip r...@sequent.com / \
|> Official Palanquin Bearer / rip \
|> For the Secretaries |xxx-xxx|
|> Of the RFA ___|_______|___
|> And BigBro to LF, 'Chelle, HotDi, \~ ~~ ~\
|> Lis, Garrett, and Michelle (whew!) \~~ ~~~\
|> Help! My karma ran over my dogma, and it can't get up!!
Ender
Pete Walsh
|>Blade sed:
|> >If I ever hear that fucking marine song again in my life it will
|> >be a life too soon.
|>
|> Oh, quit yer bitchin'! You only heard half of it. You missed us
|> singing it to The Brady Bunch and Gilligan's Island and Ender Sandman
|> and the ABC Song and a whole lot more. Be glad you weren't there!
|> I was there for the whole thing and I regret it already! ;-)
Suuuuuuure you do... I think Blade's dad probably regrets it more... =)
[Most of Blade's story deleted]
|> >straight up. Mr Horner was last seen chanting the lines of the
|> >marine anthem to the baseline of Innaghodadavita and is presently
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Which, may I add was
already done by yours truly. :takes a bow... =)
|> >still at large. Dan "Blade" Horner should be considered armed and
|> >EXTREMELY dangerous especially within hearing of anything dealing
|> >with Montezuma or Tripoli. APBs and search efforts continue to locate
|> >and contain or terminate this individual.
|>
|> Hahaha! This brought a quick laugh to me this morning! And this
|> is so true! ;-)
|>
|> =========================== Fluffy the Wonder Bunny ==========================
Ender
PuterDude
>> >Where's that damn saline....
>> Hell if I know!!
>
>That's all right. ContactLenses needs romance too. They spent all these time
>in intimate contact with your eyeballs and you don't expect them to be in
>some sort of romantic relationship? Brrrr, what a scary thought!
I'd be romantic with mine, but they are SOOOOOOOO shallow! I mean,
I can see right thru them!!! (GROAN)
I must admit, they do help me see the world in a different way...
And they feel the best when moist...
But, alas. We don't sleep together...
--
Puter pu...@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com .sig by Generic Labels, Ink
Garrett S Fitzgerald
>Good morning and what can I tell ya... We SURVIVED (although SOME would
>probably say ENDURED (actually *I* ENDERED)) BeaChat '92!!
Well, I survived, but enduring was rather problematical.... :-)
> PERSON MOST LIKE MY IMPRESSION OF THEM:
> Blade! (Just kidding!) Actually Paul "Rip" Taylor.
> Yes folks, he REALLY IS like that... be afraid...
> be VERY afraid...
Umm, I don't think VERY afraid quite cuts it.... :-) Pity Yoda missed
with all three arrows... :-)
> MOST BUNNY-LIKE PERSON IN A FEATURE ROLE:
> I'd just *LOVE* to tell you it was a female... BUT
> Fluffy ran away with this one... Sorry gals!
Of course, he couldn't run away with the award until he actually got
there to claim it... :-)
> PERSON MOST LIKELY TO BECOME AN OLYMPIC DIVER (NOT!):
> Garret/Sarek. But he did get MAJOR style points for
> the attempt.
<*hysterical laughter, followed by*> <*embarrased cough*> Ok, I have
something to say about this. I'd like to apologize for my extremely
childish performance. First, I'd like to apologize to Steve and Julie
for trying to cannonball them. Next, I'd like to apologize to anyone I
blamed for encouraging me--I think that was about 5 people. :-) Next,
the people I blamed for not stopping me. I think that was almost
everyone else. :-) Finally, I'd like to apologize to everyone I whined
at for crutch duty. I think that covers just about everyone at the
Chat. :-) And I'd like to thank the ice-pack suppliers, whoever that
was holding me up in the water right after I hit, the various
crutches, and especially the guy with the ATV who took me back to the
cabin the first time. I'd mention specific people, but by the evening,
I was also suffering from a touch of sunstroke on top of everything
else, so my memory was a bit fuzzy. :-)
> "From the halls of Montezuma, to the shores of Tripoli..."
> - Me (and us). Ask a Chatter
No, don't. You don't
want to know. :-)
--------------------
"From the halls of Montezuma, to the shores of Tripoli..."
Sarek of Vulcan
a.k.a. Garrett Fitzgerald `:-)
Official Masseur to the _rest_ of the RFA and 'Chelle's TwinSib
President of the Cyrano Society and bearer of S'harien
Sa...@world.std.com
Dan C. Horner
>>could say that he trusts Blade as far as he could throw him, and that
>>would mean something positive.
>
>Light as a feather! You forget, mine is the strength of 10,
>because my heart is pure. Afterward he asked me why I didn't just
>go in with him, I said it was much more fun just throwing him in!
>*SPLOOOSH!!*
Well, If you recall, I stopped the thrashing about and was going
to make major style points with a double overhead summersault but
no... all I get is a Sploosh!...
>>It was a very public affair! I saw her too, and she had the most delectable
>>looking legs I have seen in a long time! The way she rode him as he walked
>>around in the pool was, well, this is a family net...
>
>It was just sick if you ask me! Flaunting his manhood all over the
>place! I was just ready to hurl! Duct tape all over the place....
>it was sickening!
Nothing we couldn't have licked up later...
>>Once again, I want to thank Mary who worked harder than anyone would
>>imagine, and jeopardized her "real" job to attend. Thanks to the rest
>>of you lot, who made it worth attending.
>
>Yeah Mary! Good job! Did you get your $769 from Blade yet, or just
>a bike ride?
Hey, the money is all Ender's to take care of... the bike ride hasn't
occured yet...
Blade
Garrett S Fitzgerald
>Ripster sez:
>|> I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener....
>
>As opposed to a 'Chelle Wiener?
Ummm, you weren't there at the time, Ender, but Yoda was talking to
Chelle, she answered a question correctly, and she said, "We have a
weiner!" It took him several seconds _after_ Chelle pointed it out to
figure out what he had just said.... :-)
My picutres are being developed as we speak. If I get any good ones,
I'll try to figure out how to make a B+W GIF...
--------------------
"<*thhhhwokkkk!*>"
Paul Norris
}My picutres are being developed as we speak. If I get any good ones,
}I'll try to figure out how to make a B+W GIF...
Yes, Please! Give those of us who weren;t there some more
ideas about what happened, who everyone is and so forth.
Paul
Official Snoopy to the RFA
Joe cOOl, PR Agent to 'Chelle
==============================
I am not in love;
But I am open to persuasion
--
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown
Stephen Dennison
>Saline out to sea...
^^^^^^
Now *that's no ... solution. {gack} :-)
-- Stephen
nuthin' left but the signature... press `n' to skip it.
The `past' is the pablum we feed our souls when the `future' has
soured. Though it will sustain us, it will not allow growth.
Curtis Desjardins
>In article <1992Jun23....@uunet.uu.net> d...@uunet.uu.net (Dan C. Horner) writes:
>>If I ever hear that fucking marine song again in my life it will
>>be a life too soon.
>
>tune of 'You Light up my Life'! (Oh shit! It works!)
Don't you start! I've had just about enough out of you, young ma...
um, older guy...uh, hmmmmm... Marine dude?
>>Dan "Blade" Horner should be considered armed and
>>EXTREMELY dangerous especially within hearing of anything dealing
>>with Montezuma or Tripoli. APBs and search efforts continue to locate
>>and contain or terminate this individual.
>
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Boy are you ever asking for it!
Hey, Blade! Do you want to take care of him, or may I have
the honour?
>ripm(ontezuma)eist(ripoli)er
=========================== Fluffy the Wonder Bunny ==========================
Curtis Desjardins
>|> (how the hell do you
>|> *lose* a flight crew? When they schedule a plane, don't they also
>|> schedule a crew to go with it?)
>
>Hmmmmmmmm... Interesting question... Anyway, we're glad you made it in at
>last...
Erin's our ARC Philosopher, maybe he should answer it. And while
you're answering that one, here's another one for you to ponder
(I asked this to some of the Chatters, and they didn't know):
Why don't people get goosebumps on their faces?
>|> >> MOST BUNNY-LIKE PERSON IN A FEATURE ROLE:
>|> >> I'd just *LOVE* to tell you it was a female... BUT
>|> >> Fluffy ran away with this one... Sorry gals!
>|>
>|> Wait-a-durn-minute! Is this a compliment, or what? It's hard to
>|> tell with you!
>
>And my answer to this question is...Yes. It IS a compliment...or what... }=>
Thanks... I think. :-\
>|> A fun time was had by all! It was great! It was amazing! It was
>|> stupendous! It was incredible! It was... well, you get the picture.
>
>Yes we DID get the pictures... and we will be selling them to the highest
>bidder(s) shortly
I don't care about the pictures. It's those wacky & kooky negatives that
I want to get my paws on!
Paul T Taylor (aka SSGwGWNbaT Man)
>|> >|> Yes, it was quite an enderprise.....
>|> >
>|> >Gaston... the final frontier...
>|>
>|> Wait a minute! I thought we weren't going to do this!
>
>Oh! Quite right! =)
Damn tootin'!
>|> I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener....
>
>As opposed to a 'Chelle Wiener?
Nah, Lee ain't my type. Too much male in him...
Thanks for posting the chorus. That song is oh so funny.
Har har! Hardy har har! Har har har!
rip
Paul T Taylor (aka SSGwGWNbaT Man)
>In article <1992Jun23.0...@sequent.com> r...@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor (aka SSGwGWNbaT Man)) writes:
>>In article <1992Jun22.1...@uunet.uu.net> en...@uunet.uu.net (Pete Walsh) writes:
>>>you that it came off without a hitch, I could tell you that everyone
>>>arrived safe and on time...
>
>On time? **ahem** I don't think so. I endured (or is that endered) 10
>@#$%^&* hours in the Newark airport. Grrrr! I hate flight cancellations!
>Hey, they even *lost* the crew to my second flight (how the hell do you
>*lose* a flight crew? When they schedule a plane, don't they also
>schedule a crew to go with it?)
Maybe the plane had just come back from a trip through the Burmese
Triangle or something, you know, the area where the planes come out
ok, but the people all disappear? Kind of like the neutron bomb of
the 'Triangle' business....
>> PERSON WHO DIFFERED MOST FROM MY IMPRESSION OF THEM:
>>> This award goes to Lee/GOGIL. A GRAND performance!
>>> Two thumbs up! Rent this one...
>
>I have to agree with that one! Lee also wins my award for Person
>Who Most Resembles Macho Man Randy Savaage! ;-)
Yeah, but I bet Lee could take on Rick Flare!
>>> PERSON MOST LIKE MY IMPRESSION OF THEM:
>>> Blade! (Just kidding!) Actually Paul "Rip" Taylor.
>>> Yes folks, he REALLY IS like that... be afraid...
>>> be VERY afraid...
>
>Afraid of who? Rip? Oh puh-leeeease! I taught him a lesson he'll
>never forget! ;-)
Oh, come on! Tell us about some of *your* bruises! And how about
that spinning move I did on ya! How soon they forget! (elbow is
still tender)
>>> MOST BUNNY-LIKE PERSON IN A FEATURE ROLE:
>>> I'd just *LOVE* to tell you it was a female... BUT
>>> Fluffy ran away with this one... Sorry gals!
>
>**takes a bow** Thank you, thank you, I most humbly thank you!
>(Humbly? Hah! Not likely!)
>
>Wait-a-durn-minute! Is this a compliment, or what? It's hard to
>tell with you!
>
>>Yep, and from someone who has seen the dark side of this Bunny, I
>>must say that I am just happy to get out alive! I have bruises that
>>are just *now* starting to show! And the elbow is still a bit sore!
>>Face it, he's a killer with huge sharp teeth, the blood, the gore!
>>It was not a site for the weak at heart!
>
>I warned you! I warned you! But did you listen? OH No! "It's just
>a little bunny rabbit", isn't it? Hahahahahahaha!
Must be why rabbits is part of the *animal* kingdom....
>> MOST EASILY RECOGNIZABLE EXTRA:
>> Blade. We didn't fool anyone with the clone-thing.
>> Oh, and Blade? What's this I hear about a French
>> chick named Francis spending a good deal of time
>> sitting on your face?@@
>
>Whoa! Back up here! I think I missed something!
And you ought to be glad you did! It was a display of depravity that
has never been match in the annals of human history! Probably a slow
day for the Blademon though....
>How about MOST ANNOYING SONG SUNG DURING THE WHOLE WEEKEND:
>
>This was a runaway winner: that @#$%^&* Marine song! Singing
Hey, I love that song..... *sniff* always brings a lump to my throat
and a tear to my eye!
> aka Monsieur LeFlouffe the Bunador Retriever aka Curtbag
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I *love* it!!!
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Paul T Taylor (aka SSGwGWNbaT Man)
>|> *lose* a flight crew? When they schedule a plane, don't they also
>|> schedule a crew to go with it?)
>
>Hmmmmmmmm... Interesting question... Anyway, we're glad you made it in at
>last...
>|> >> MOST (UN)ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK FEATURING THE SAME
>|> >> Composer: ME. Performed by: The RFA Lounging Band
>
>[Special note - How in HELL did this post get so screwed up format wise?
> I have a copy of the original and it's not screwed up like this... sigh]
Sorry, sorry, that would be my fault. My editor only goes out to 80
columns, and alot of this is *way* past that. When I was deleting
lines it just started blowing things away. Again, sorry...
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Garrett S Fitzgerald
>Garrett promises (brave man!):
>
>}My picutres are being developed as we speak. If I get any good ones,
>}I'll try to figure out how to make a B+W GIF...
>Yes, Please! Give those of us who weren;t there some more
>ideas about what happened, who everyone is and so forth.
Ok, I have two GIFs online, but I have no idea what I should do with
them now. :-) Anyone have an archive I can FTP them to? :-) Since
noone has yet told a long Chat story, I might as well be the first
one--Sorry, Sib. :-)
Wednesday morning, I drove up to Maine to collect Donna and Neal, a
friend of Mary. We got on the road about 7 am Thursday, and we drove
to Philadelphia (if anyone wants a GIF of Independence Hall or the
Liberty Bell, let me know. :-) ). After leaving Philly (and forgetting
to mail our Fathers' Day cards :-( ) we wound up at Yoda's around
midnight. He came out to greet us--he said he had a feeling someone
was driving up. :-) We chatted for a while (and used his cool water
bottle :-) ), and then we went to bed. Donna and I used the living
room floor, and Neal borrowed Ender's bed, since Ender was working all
night.
We met Ender the next morning, and then headed off to meet a friend of
Donna's who took us sightseeing in Washington and environs (GIFs of
the Old Post Office and Washington National Masonic Monument also
available on request :-) ) The PO was cool--Donna and I took the Tower
tour, so we got to ride up 14 stories and see the view from up there.
On the way down, we got a good look at the bells, which are rather
impressive. :-) Eventually, we got back to Yoda and Ender's, where
almost everyone else had shown up. Fluffy was the exception to this.
:-) We spent some time playing with Yoda's bow and arrow--Rip (or was
it Blade?) managed to shoot a Pepsi can off Donna's head. :-) We
played Nintendo, watched the video of the last Chat (complete with
Magique Dust!), and generally hung out. We were considering calling
the airport and paging "Fluffy the Wonder Bunny", but unfortunately
decided against it. :-( Eventually, we decided that we had to get to
the liquor store before it closed, so we rushed out there, made our
choices, and rushed back. I got some Amaretto Di Saronno to pour over
French Vanilla ice cream. Yummy. :-) Around 9:30 (?) we realized that
if we didn't get to Chili's soon, we weren't going to eat. So we
headed over. We walked in, monopolized at least 5 tables, and made
lots of noise--and we were all pretty much sober so far. :-) When the
waitress came over, we explained what we were doing there, and someone
decided that had to get the camera on her face to get her reaction.
:-) In the middle of dinner, a waitress came over and asked, "Is there
a Steve Mansfield here?" We all started chanting "Fluffy! Fluffy!"
Yoda went to get him (actually, this was after we ordered, but before
the food came.) By the time we were all done, there was still no
Fluffy. :-( We went home to our various abodes and hit the sack. (At
least we did--I can't speak for anyone else....)
The next morning, Donna dragged me out of bed at 4:45 (ARGGGGGHHHH!!!)
since we were planning on being on the road _real_ early. I think we
all left around 7, stopping at McDonald's on the way out. We met at a
rest stop just over the NC border (we were last, due to a gas stop I
had forgotten to make earlier and following highway signs too
literally...), and drove on to a Blue Flame convenience store/gas
station. However, someone overshot, and Blade went after them on his
Ninja. Yoda and I passed the time with a game of Abalone. Then, we
drove out to the lake. :-) We parked next to the cabin, unloaded,
changed, and went to the lake. There was a beach (of course, this
_was_ the BeaChat! :-) ) but it was really small, so we set up our
towels on the pier. This pier had a 10-foot diving platform, which I
just barely worked up my nerve to try. :-) Steve brought his CD
player/boom box, so we had music. Some of the people did skeet
shooting with the Nerf bow&arrow and the frisbees--did any of them
manage to connect??? :-) There was also quite a bit of frisbee
throwing off the side of the pier with people leaping off to intercept
them in midair. At least one person there had their ankles grabbed
while dangling them off the pier--right, Chelle? :-) Rip was
collecting the skeet arrows by bobbing for them.... Rip threw me off
the pier once, I threw him off the pier once (I was looking, he wasn't :-) )
I'll let someone else tell the story of my diving exhibition,
though--that one's too embarrassing. :-) Well, that's enough typing
for now--anyone else want to take it from here?
--------------------
"Rip, shut up and go to bed!"
Sarek of Vulcan
a.k.a. Garrett Fitzgerald `:-)
Official Diver of the RFA and 'Chelle's TwinSib
David Torok
: To *me* it sounds like you're a little Hoff, man ! :-)
:
:
: >Saline out to sea...
: ^^^^^^
:
: Now *that's no ... solution. {gack} :-)
-=$>Dave<$=-
--
David Torok, NYNEX Science & Technology, 914-644-2378 Fax: 914-644-2211
500 Westchester Ave, White Plains, NY 10604 "to...@nynexst.com" Juggle!
Paul T Taylor (aka SSGwGWNbaT Man)
>Rip sez:
>(quoting Andy Guru here)
>|> Speaking of which, I
>|> >think there should be an award for MOST GRACEFUL INTERPRETIVE DANCE, which
>|> >could only be given to Rip for his Swan-Like version Floyd the Barber's
>|> >"Leap from a Pier to Catch a Flying Disk."
>|>
>|> Thank you, Thank you, Thank you! I want to thank my Mother and Father
>|> for conceiving me.... And I'd like to thank the little people who
>|> made this all possible....
>
>WATCH IT WITH THOSE LITTLE PEOPLE COMMENTS PAL!! You're not much taller than I.
Yeah, that may be true, but I am *way* bigger! You forget, Blade only
has 10lbs on me....(Ok, I know what I have done here, so go ahead!)
>|> Light as a feather! You forget, mine is the strength of 10,
>|> because my heart is pure. Afterward he asked me why I didn't just
> ^^^^ Yeah... but pure WHAT?!
You remember that blarney we were talking about earlier?
"When Irish Eyes are Smiling"
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Steve Mansfield
>> Blade! (Just kidding!) Actually Paul "Rip" Taylor.
>> Yes folks, he REALLY IS like that... be afraid...
>> be VERY afraid...
>
>
>Umm, I don't think VERY afraid quite cuts it.... :-) Pity Yoda missed
>with all three arrows... :-)
Hey! It was dark. I couldn't see a thing. I had only his VOICE to go
by! I'll have you know that when we awoke the next morning, I did a
quick search for the arrows, and found that two of them had to have come
close! I'll get him yet, though!
Yoda yo...@triryche.uu.net
The Keeper of the Romantic Side of the Force
and Official Green Light Spotter for the Secretary
to the President of the RFA.
===============================================================================
Feel the breeze, time so near you can almost taste the freedom.
There's a warm wind from the South. Hoist the sail and we'll be gone
By morning this will all seem like a dream...
Queensryche - Anybody Listening
Steve Mansfield
>
>Ummm, you weren't there at the time, Ender, but Yoda was talking to
>Chelle, she answered a question correctly, and she said, "We have a
ExCUSE me! When did I become a she?!?!?!
>weiner!" It took him several seconds _after_ Chelle pointed it out to
>figure out what he had just said.... :-)
It was pretty sad. She even berated me for it, and I STILL didn't get it
for a moment or two....
Steve Mansfield
>
>"When Irish Eyes are Smiling"
Oh NO! It works tooooO!!!!!!!!!!!!
From the halls of Montezuma
To the shores of Tripoli....
>
>rip
Pete Walsh
|> >|> (how the hell do you
|> >|> *lose* a flight crew? When they schedule a plane, don't they also
|> >|> schedule a crew to go with it?)
|> >
|> >Hmmmmmmmm... Interesting question... Anyway, we're glad you made it in at
|> >last...
|>
|> Erin's our ARC Philosopher, maybe he should answer it. And while
|> you're answering that one, here's another one for you to ponder
|> (I asked this to some of the Chatters, and they didn't know):
|>
|> Why don't people get goosebumps on their faces?
Uh... er... WRONG! Ice cubes don't have bones! (yeah, that's da ticket!)
|> >|> A fun time was had by all! It was great! It was amazing! It was
|> >|> stupendous! It was incredible! It was... well, you get the picture.
|> >
|> >Yes we DID get the pictures... and we will be selling them to the highest
|> >bidder(s) shortly
|>
|> I don't care about the pictures. It's those wacky & kooky negatives that
|> I want to get my paws on!
Sorry... Not available... It's my not so humble opinion that there were very
few negatives to the event...
|>
|> =========================== Fluffy the Wonder Bunny ==========================
-- Ender
Pete Walsh
|> the Great Pretender squeeks:
That's "PretEnder" and I do NOT!
|> >WATCH IT WITH THOSE LITTLE PEOPLE COMMENTS PAL!! You're not much taller than I.
|>
|> Yeah, that may be true, but I am *way* bigger! You forget, Blade only
|> has 10lbs on me....(Ok, I know what I have done here, so go ahead!)
Too easy...
|>
|> >|> Light as a feather! You forget, mine is the strength of 10,
|> >|> because my heart is pure. Afterward he asked me why I didn't just
|> > ^^^^ Yeah... but pure WHAT?!
|>
|> You remember that blarney we were talking about earlier?
Ah yes... makes sense now...
|>
|> "When Irish Eyes are Smiling"
I always thought this was "When Irish THIGHS are smiling..." Silly me...
|>
|> rip
-- Ender
Erin go brah-less! }=>
(Not you Socks... =) )
Paul T Taylor (aka SSGwGWNbaT Man)
>>You remember that blarney we were talking about earlier?
>>
>>"When Irish Eyes are Smiling"
>
>Oh NO! It works tooooO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, no shit! You don't think I would throw something up...I mean
*out* without sampling it first!
>
>From the halls of Montezuma
>To the shores of Tripoli....
Now if only I could remember how the theme to the 'Wild Wild West'
goes!
rip
LexicographicalFiend
>afd...@lims02.lerc.nasa.gov (Stephen Dennison) writes:
>: >Saline out to sea...
>: ^^^^^^
>: Now *that's no ... solution. {gack} :-)
>Yes, but if you're not part of the solution....you're part of the precipitate.
Does everyone around here have to remind me that I'm starting Chem 1A
next week?
LexicographicalFiend, Pundis Horrendis Aevi
Official ReallyGrossDittyWriter of ARCland and DirtyMindedApe
Bro to Rip, 'Chelle, HotDi, Miche and Sarek; SpiritualBro to Lis
'Chelle's Bouncer, Plucked From Retirement
BackupLeatherGod and LexiTerminator
- I've got Fe in my test-tube...[LexiBabes: OO-LA-LA!!] 8-) -
Julie Malone
>In article (Dan C. Horner) writes:
>>
>>I have only one thing to say about the "singing" that went on in
>>the inimitable state of North Caroline this weekend...
>>
>>If I ever hear that fucking marine song again in my life it will
>>be a life too soon.
>
>singing it to The Brady Bunch and Gilligan's Island and Ender Sandman
>I was there for the whole thing and I regret it already! ;-)
Geez, no kidding! Most of us have permanent damage from that! I can't
listen to ANY song anymore wondering if "it would work."
>>Preview:
>>Dateline the present Location, Washington DC.
>>
>>82 people died today in and around the E Street McDonald's in
[hysterical story deleted]
>
>Hahaha! This brought a quick laugh to me this morning! And this
>is so true! ;-)
There was a serious accident last night as Steven walked into the living
room to find Julie doubled over on the floor in what he thought was
appendicitis (sp?). He scooped her up, took her to the emergency room,
and had to apologize to the doctor when Julie could finally tell him it was
only laughter from reading Blade's story of mass murder....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Julie Malone...AKA... | "Love me tender, love me true,
Grasshopper | all my dreams fulfill, oh my
PR Agent for Blade | darling, I love you, and I
Member: Romantic Fire Assoc. | always will...."
|
Julie.....The Hopeless Romantic | Email Welcome
| jma...@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Julie Malone
>Umm, I don't think VERY afraid quite cuts it.... :-) Pity Yoda missed
>with all three arrows... :-)
How 'bout "Be HORRIFIED!!!"
>
>> PERSON MOST LIKELY TO BECOME AN OLYMPIC DIVER (NOT!):
>> Garret/Sarek. But he did get MAJOR style points for
>> the attempt.
>
><*hysterical laughter, followed by*> <*embarrased cough*> Ok, I have
>something to say about this. I'd like to apologize for my extremely
>childish performance. First, I'd like to apologize to Steve and Julie
>for trying to cannonball them. Next, I'd like to apologize to anyone I
No need to apologize, Garrett. If you hadn't gotten hurt, I would have
thought it was hysterical....
>blamed for encouraging me--I think that was about 5 people. :-) Next,
>the people I blamed for not stopping me. I think that was almost
>everyone else. :-) Finally, I'd like to apologize to everyone I whined
>at for crutch duty. I think that covers just about everyone at the
>Chat. :-) And I'd like to thank the ice-pack suppliers, whoever that
>was holding me up in the water right after I hit, the various
>crutches, and especially the guy with the ATV who took me back to the
>cabin the first time. I'd mention specific people, but by the evening,
>I was also suffering from a touch of sunstroke on top of everything
>else, so my memory was a bit fuzzy. :-)
Garrett, no need to apologize, we're just sorry you got a bum ankle. And
I'm REALLY sorry that you couldn't use your ankle when it would have been
good to run away on when THAT song started.....if I could've gotten off
the top bunk by myself, I would have run for the woods myself.....
>
> No, don't. You don't
> want to know. :-)
Agreed.....*snicker*
Julie Malone
>
>Good morning and what can I tell ya... We SURVIVED (although SOME would
It wasn't so bad, Ender. Excpet that da*ned song.....
>
> PERSON WHO DIFFERED MOST FROM MY IMPRESSION OF THEM:
> This award goes to Lee/GOGIL. A GRAND performance!
> Two thumbs up! Rent this one...
Agreed. He was cuter than I thought he would be. Don't you agree?
>
> PERSON MOST LIKE MY IMPRESSION OF THEM:
> Blade! (Just kidding!) Actually Paul "Rip" Taylor.
> Yes folks, he REALLY IS like that... be afraid...
> be VERY afraid...
I don't think ANYTHING could have prepared me for meeting RIP.....
>
> MOST BUNNY-LIKE PERSON IN A FEATURE ROLE:
> I'd just *LOVE* to tell you it was a female... BUT
> Fluffy ran away with this one... Sorry gals!
Yeah, I suppose his tail was cuter than mine....and he looked more like
a rabbit when he jumped in the water...*giggle*
>
> PERSON MOST LIKELY TO BECOME AN OLYMPIC DIVER (NOT!):
> Garret/Sarek. But he did get MAJOR style points for
> the attempt.
I gave him a "10."
>
> MOST EASILY RECOGNIZABLE EXTRA:
> Blade. We didn't fool anyone with the clone-thing.
> Oh, and Blade? What's this I hear about a French chick
> named Francis spending a good deal of time sitting on your
> face?
He was the largest.....And where was this french gal I keep hearing about?
I swear there were only 4...me, Michelle, Donna, and Mary. And this clone
thing scares me....we had both Blade and Andy in our car...I wasn't sure if
they could sit in the same space without exploding.....
>
> LAMEST CLONE SINCE THE ELVIS SCARE:
> Andy C. 'Nuff sed.
Yeah, but he sings good.....(for real!)
>
> MOST (UN)ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK FEATURING THE SAME LYRICS:
> Composer: ME. Performed by: The RFA Lounging Band
Yeah, and we'll never forgive you, my friend....
Dan C. Horner
>>>EXTREMELY dangerous especially within hearing of anything dealing
>>>with Montezuma or Tripoli. APBs and search efforts continue to locate
>>>and contain or terminate this individual.
>>
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>>liMontezumaTripoliMontezumaTripoliMontezumaTripoliMontezumaTripoliMont
>
>Boy are you ever asking for it!
>Hey, Blade! Do you want to take care of him, or may I have
>the honour?
Go get im Fluff ! Take off a limb... Something he doesn't use much,
maybe.... mua hua ahahahhaahhaha
Blade
E. Andi Woods
In a previous article, swal...@nynexst.com (Steve Walvick) says:
>This is the first time I've ever posted to a news group, and I figure
>that this one is probablly the best for me.
This seems to be the group for new posters...:) it is the first place
i posted as well... *welcome hug*
>I spent a while trying to figure out how to introduce myself...but it
>seems that all my ideas have been used by someone else :(
Well, it is not so important how you introduce yourself, but what you
say once you are here... :)
>Everyone is so friendly here with all the *hug*'s Tm. and what-not and
>I guess that's what I could use most now...someone to talk to. <sigh>
That seems like the best reason to post.... with any luck at all you
will have no problem finding people to talk to here... in fact if
my cards are to be believed, you may have a problem keeping up... :)
<most of lovely touching poem reluctantly deleted to save bandwidth>
>Oh I'm just another old fool
>No better than you and no worse
>I only have this one tool
>to seal all my hurt with a verse
If you are a fool, then most of the rest of us are as well...
How many poets do we have on line?
>--Don't mind me...It's been a rough week....
Well, i hope it get's better from here...
> --I'd sign but why bother....
Because how can i tell you how nice it is to meet you? if you haven't
properly introduced yourself...
>p.s.
> may be I'll write again...may be not....
I hope that you will choose the first option... i would hate to
miss out on the chance to get to know you.
*Hugs* to all
Andi Official Gypsy of the RFA
Still looking for that tall dark stranger... (I think)
ps as of whenever, the best address to reach me at is
bz...@cleveland.freenet.edu i will still get things
that are sent to me at the old address, but i do much
prefer this one...
--
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
:) To make the RIGHT decision, you must have a choice. :)
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) (=
"Nothing can be born without first dying." H. Hesse _Demian_
Garrett S Fitzgerald
>> aka Monsieur LeFlouffe the Bunador Retriever aka Curtbag
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>I *love* it!!!
>rip
Nah, I still think the person who came up with "LabBunny" got it
right... :-)
--------------------
"I know it doesn't have much skin left on it, but would you terribly
mind saving my butt too????"
Garrett S Fitzgerald
>>Chelle, she answered a question correctly, and she said, "We have a
> ^^^
>ExCUSE me! When did I become a she?!?!?!
Well, this morning I slept from 7pm last night to 10:30am. Tell you
anything about how tired I was when I typed that message? :-) I'm
_still_ not sure I have my internal clock adjusted right after last
weekend.... :-)
--------------------
"Oh, Immanuel Kant was a real pissant..."
Sarek of Vulcan
a.k.a. Garrett Fitzgerald `:-)
Official Diver of the RFA and 'Chelle's TwinSib
Garrett S Fitzgerald
>Sa...@world.std.com (Garrett S Fitzgerald) says:
>>Umm, I don't think VERY afraid quite cuts it.... :-) Pity Yoda missed
>>with all three arrows... :-)
>How 'bout "Be HORRIFIED!!!"
Well, that's closer.... :-)
>I'm REALLY sorry that you couldn't use your ankle when it would have been
>good to run away on when THAT song started.....if I could've gotten off
>the top bunk by myself, I would have run for the woods myself.....
You may have noticed that when I came back from the bathroom that last
time, I sat in the chair nearest the door--actually, you wouldn't have
noticed, you had all those drying clothes hanging on the line between
you and the rest of the room. :-)
--------------------
"No squeaking beds allowed!" (or whatever that quote was...)
Julie Malone
>
>You may have noticed that when I came back from the bathroom that last
>time, I sat in the chair nearest the door--actually, you wouldn't have
>noticed, you had all those drying clothes hanging on the line between
>you and the rest of the room. :-)
Hold on now....if I remember correctly my dear Garrett, we were sleeping
directly across from you and your lovely Donna....and directly over
Blade who would have let the entire room of sleeping people know if anything
went on....so you can just can that little smile of yours....
*Julie is looking at Garrett with her arms crossed and is tapping her foot*
*Leer*
Dan C. Horner
>>time, I sat in the chair nearest the door--actually, you wouldn't have
>>noticed, you had all those drying clothes hanging on the line between
>>you and the rest of the room. :-)
>
>Hold on now....if I remember correctly my dear Garrett, we were sleeping
>directly across from you and your lovely Donna....and directly over
>Blade who would have let the entire room of sleeping people know if anything
>went on....so you can just can that little smile of yours....
>
>*Julie is looking at Garrett with her arms crossed and is tapping her foot*
>
>*Leer*
BZZZZZZZZTTTT But thanks for playing.... Blade was unconscious...
When I sleep after drinking, I sleep witht he dead... I thought for
sure the bed WAS going to come down on me with all that creaking up
there...
BTW Stevie baby... I WON the fight where I dropped the shinai
cause Andy couldn't get in fast enough and I LET RIP throw me
off (not that he might not have anyway) Because I was GOING to
go in with him, the bitch, but he spurned me... Hmmph !
On the snoring... I have no clue... Normally I don't... In CA I did
with the big boys and while drunk ? ahahahahha yeah who cares...
Blade
Julie Malone
>
>BZZZZZZZZTTTT But thanks for playing.... Blade was unconscious...
>When I sleep after drinking, I sleep witht he dead... I thought for
>sure the bed WAS going to come down on me with all that creaking up
>there...
How would YOU know BladeButt, you were asleep! *huurump*
>
>BTW Stevie baby... I WON the fight where I dropped the shinai
>cause Andy couldn't get in fast enough and I LET RIP throw me
>off (not that he might not have anyway) Because I was GOING to
>go in with him, the bitch, but he spurned me... Hmmph !
You know, Blade, as your PR agent, I have learned that you are SLIGHTLY
egotistical. I realize that you have told me that since last year, but
I had no idea you meant it.
From now on, if someone accuses you of something, as your PR agent, I will
have to say "he probably did it."
Yes, it pays to meet your clients.....
>
>On the snoring... I have no clue... Normally I don't... In CA I did
>with the big boys and while drunk ? ahahahahha yeah who cares...
Believe me, you did...and NOONE cares.....
pst...Steven does too when he's got a cold...*giggle*
Garrett S Fitzgerald
>directly across from you and your lovely Donna....and directly over
>Blade who would have let the entire room of sleeping people know if anything
>went on....so you can just can that little smile of yours....
Little smile? :-) What _little_ smile? :-) Bwahahahahahahaha! (Darn,
needs work....)
>*Julie is looking at Garrett with her arms crossed and is tapping her foot*
Uh-oh... <*Garrett rapidly begins removing anything that would not
withstand the Chocolate Vat...*>
>*Leer*
And just what is _that_ supposed to mean? :-)
--------------------
"There's no where unless you're there..."
Pete Walsh
>en...@uunet.uu.net (Pete Walsh) says:
>>
>>Good morning and what can I tell ya... We SURVIVED (although SOME would
>>probably say ENDURED (actually *I* ENDERED)) BeaChat '92!! I could tell
>
>It wasn't so bad, Ender. Excpet that da*ned song.....
You can't blame ME for that!! Well, er, actually you CAN... it was my idea...
Oh well... sue me.... =)
By the way, try these at home... "Welcome to the Jungle" by GnR,
and (prepare to shudder) "Get Down Tonight" by K.C. and the Same Shit Band.
>> PERSON WHO DIFFERED MOST FROM MY IMPRESSION OF THEM:
>> This award goes to Lee/GOGIL. A GRAND performance!
>> Two thumbs up! Rent this one...
>
>Agreed. He was cuter than I thought he would be. Don't you agree?
Definitely. He reminded me a lot of my high school friend who gave me
my nickname, and a bit of Blade's ex-roomie, Pete (not to be confused with
me... I'm not schizophrenic... "Sez who?!" "You keep out of this!")
>Yeah, I suppose his tail was cuter than mine....and he looked more like
Hmmmm... I wouldn't know... I never looked at HIS tail... }=>
>a rabbit when he jumped in the water...*giggle*
>
>He was the largest.....And where was this french gal I keep hearing about?
>I swear there were only 4...me, Michelle, Donna, and Mary. And this clone
>thing scares me....we had both Blade and Andy in our car...I wasn't sure if
>they could sit in the same space without exploding.....
Let's just say that Blade has a thing for chicks who can hold their breath
for a long time and leave it at that...
>> MOST (UN)ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK FEATURING THE SAME LYRICS:
>> Composer: ME. Performed by: The RFA Lounging Band
>
>Yeah, and we'll never forgive you, my friend....
Yeah, yeah, yeah... Don't you think I SEE you people bursting into
laughter when you realize that the tune you've beening humming to on
the radio WORKS? =)
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Julie Malone...AKA... | "Love me tender, love me true,
> Grasshopper | all my dreams fulfill, oh my
> PR Agent for Blade | darling, I love you, and I
> Member: Romantic Fire Assoc. | always will...."
> |
>Julie.....The Hopeless Romantic | Email Welcome
> | jma...@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
-- Ender, suprised that the word "friend" still applies... =)
Paul T Taylor (aka SSGwGWNbaT Man)
>In article <1992Jun24....@sequent.com> r...@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor (aka SSGwGWNbaT Man)) writes:
>>>If I ever hear that fucking marine song again in my life it will
>>>be a life too soon.
>>
>>tune of 'You Light up my Life'! (Oh shit! It works!)
>
>Don't you start! I've had just about enough out of you, young ma...
>um, older guy...uh, hmmmmm... Marine dude?
Marine dude will do just fine.... you young whippersnapper....
>>liMontezumaTripoliMontezumaTripoliMontezumaTripoliMontezumaTripoliMont
>
>Boy are you ever asking for it!
>Hey, Blade! Do you want to take care of him, or may I have
>the honour?
Hey! Didn't yo Mama teach you to show respect to your elders? I
think you should have the honors, but this time I won't go so easy on
ya! Brewhahahahahahahahaahahahah......!!
Ripstallion
Paul T Taylor (aka SSGwGWNbaT Man)
>>>>Dan "Blade" Horner should be considered armed and
>>>>EXTREMELY dangerous especially within hearing of anything dealing
>>>>with Montezuma or Tripoli. APBs and search efforts continue to locate
>>>>and contain or terminate this individual.
>>>
>>>liMontezumaTripoliMontezumaTripoliMontezumaTripoliMontezumaTripoliMont
>>
>>Boy are you ever asking for it!
>>Hey, Blade! Do you want to take care of him, or may I have
>>the honour?
>
>Go get im Fluff ! Take off a limb... Something he doesn't use much,
>maybe.... mua hua ahahahhaahhaha
>
>Blade
Oh, yeah?! I'll have you know I use *all* my limbs! It is just some
of the appendages that have not seen use in awhile.... :-(
ripe
Paul T Taylor (aka SSGwGWNbaT Man)
>The Ripinator sez:
>|> the Great Pretender squeeks:
>
>That's "PretEnder" and I do NOT!
>
>|> >WATCH IT WITH THOSE LITTLE PEOPLE COMMENTS PAL!! You're not much taller than I.
>|>
>|> Yeah, that may be true, but I am *way* bigger! You forget, Blade only
>|> has 10lbs on me....(Ok, I know what I have done here, so go ahead!)
>
>Too easy...
Well, I figured if anyone was going to take advantage of it, you
would... considering it is about DandyDan.....
>|> >|> Light as a feather! You forget, mine is the strength of 10,
>|> >|> because my heart is pure. Afterward he asked me why I didn't just
>|> > ^^^^ Yeah... but pure WHAT?!
>|>
>|> You remember that blarney we were talking about earlier?
>
>Ah yes... makes sense now...
Thought it might...
>|> "When Irish Eyes are Smiling"
>
>I always thought this was "When Irish THIGHS are smiling..." Silly me...
No, no, no! the 'Marines Hymn' sung to 'When Irish Eyes are Smiling'!
Hmmm.... No, I guess where Marines are conserned, 'THIGHS' *would*
make more sense...
>-- Ender
>Erin go brah-less! }=>
>(Not you Socks... =) )
Now *that's* endertainment!
ripmon
Paul T Taylor (aka SSGwGWNbaT Man)
>>> Blade! (Just kidding!) Actually Paul "Rip" Taylor.
>>> Yes folks, he REALLY IS like that... be afraid...
>>> be VERY afraid...
>>
>>
>>Umm, I don't think VERY afraid quite cuts it.... :-) Pity Yoda missed
>>with all three arrows... :-)
>
>Hey! It was dark. I couldn't see a thing. I had only his VOICE to go
>by! I'll have you know that when we awoke the next morning, I did a
>quick search for the arrows, and found that two of them had to have come
>close! I'll get him yet, though!
You had my voice to go by and *still* missed! Oh, I keep forgetting
your shafts were bent.... :-) And concider yourselfs lucky, I could
have gone on all night! Brewhahahahahahaahahahahah......!!!!!!!!!!
ripmonster
Paul T Taylor (aka SSGwGWNbaT Man)
>In article <1992Jun24....@sequent.com> r...@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor (aka SSGwGWNbaT Man)) writes:
>>> aka Monsieur LeFlouffe the Bunador Retriever aka Curtbag
>> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>I *love* it!!!
>>rip
>
>Nah, I still think the person who came up with "LabBunny" got it
>right... :-)
I think it was the same person.... And you would put our dear Fluffy
in a closed, sterile, homogenized lab where he would be poked and
prodded by sexy LabAssIstants? I think *NOT*!! That would be cruel
and inhumane! We must let Monsieur LeFlouffe run wild in the concrete
jungles, scrapping a scraping for his very existence! It is only
fair....
rip-a-soreass
Paul T Taylor (aka SSGwGWNbaT Man)
>
>>Umm, I don't think VERY afraid quite cuts it.... :-) Pity Yoda missed
>>with all three arrows... :-)
>
>How 'bout "Be HORRIFIED!!!"
Thanks Jules, I'm glad I made the right impression on *someone*! :-)
>>I was also suffering from a touch of sunstroke on top of everything
>>else, so my memory was a bit fuzzy. :-)
>
>Garrett, no need to apologize, we're just sorry you got a bum ankle. And
>I'm REALLY sorry that you couldn't use your ankle when it would have been
>good to run away on when THAT song started.....if I could've gotten off
>the top bunk by myself, I would have run for the woods myself.....
I'm just suprises Steve didn't push you off in an effort to get the
hell out of the place! :-) Unlike most, I love that song, it is my
favorite tune! I could sing it all day long!
Oooooohhhhhh! Everybody! (just pick a tune....)
From the Halls of Montezuma
To the shores of Tripoli
We fight our country's battles <note- *not* 'we *will* fight'
In the air on land and sea
First to fight for right and freedom
And to keep our honor clean
We are proud to claim the title
Of United States Marine!
Ooooraahhh!
Semper Scrotus!
rip
Paul T Taylor (aka SSGwGWNbaT Man)
>In article <1992Jun25....@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu> Julie Malone <jma...@silver.ucs.indiana.edu> writes:
>>Sa...@world.std.com (Garrett S Fitzgerald) says:
>>>Umm, I don't think VERY afraid quite cuts it.... :-) Pity Yoda missed
>>>with all three arrows... :-)
>>How 'bout "Be HORRIFIED!!!"
>
>Well, that's closer.... :-)
Hey! I resemble that!
>>I'm REALLY sorry that you couldn't use your ankle when it would have been
>>good to run away on when THAT song started.....if I could've gotten off
>>the top bunk by myself, I would have run for the woods myself.....
>
>You may have noticed that when I came back from the bathroom that last
>time, I sat in the chair nearest the door--actually, you wouldn't have
>noticed, you had all those drying clothes hanging on the line between
>you and the rest of the room. :-)
Yeah and *I* noticed how swollen up it was. You do the smart thing
and have that looked at? Let me put it this way, as you
BigHorrifingBro, I am telling you to go have that foot looked at! Or
else!!! This is not an idle threat, just ask LF...
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And BigBro to LF, 'Chelle, HotDi, \~ ~~ ~\
Lis, Garrett, and Michelle (whew!) \~~ ~~~\
Help! My karma ran over my dogma, and it can't get up!!
Paul T Taylor (aka SSGwGWNbaT Man)
>>
>>Good morning and what can I tell ya... We SURVIVED (although SOME would
>>probably say ENDURED (actually *I* ENDERED)) BeaChat '92!! I could tell
>
>It wasn't so bad, Ender. Excpet that da*ned song.....
There ya go, bad mouthing the greatest song of all time!
>> PERSON WHO DIFFERED MOST FROM MY IMPRESSION OF THEM:
>> This award goes to Lee/GOGIL. A GRAND performance!
>> Two thumbs up! Rent this one...
>
>Agreed. He was cuter than I thought he would be. Don't you agree?
I know *I* do! Heh heh!
>> PERSON MOST LIKE MY IMPRESSION OF THEM:
>> Blade! (Just kidding!) Actually Paul "Rip" Taylor.
>> Yes folks, he REALLY IS like that... be afraid...
>> be VERY afraid...
>
>I don't think ANYTHING could have prepared me for meeting RIP.....
Hmmmm.... Is this good, or bad? But knowing BigJulie, it must be
good.... right?
>> MOST BUNNY-LIKE PERSON IN A FEATURE ROLE:
>> I'd just *LOVE* to tell you it was a female... BUT
>> Fluffy ran away with this one... Sorry gals!
>
>Yeah, I suppose his tail was cuter than mine....and he looked more like
>a rabbit when he jumped in the water...*giggle*
He did have a nice butt didn't he? Hey (rear)Ender, you got any of
that KentuckyJam?
>> PERSON MOST LIKELY TO BECOME AN OLYMPIC DIVER (NOT!):
>> Garret/Sarek. But he did get MAJOR style points for
>> the attempt.
>
>I gave him a "10."
and a half!
>> MOST EASILY RECOGNIZABLE EXTRA:
>> Blade. We didn't fool anyone with the clone-thing.
>> Oh, and Blade? What's this I hear about a French chick
>> named Francis spending a good deal of time sitting on your
>> face?
>
>He was the largest.....And where was this french gal I keep hearing about?
>I swear there were only 4...me, Michelle, Donna, and Mary. And this clone
>thing scares me....we had both Blade and Andy in our car...I wasn't sure if
>they could sit in the same space without exploding.....
Ahhhh.... the FrenchChick(tm)! That is a story that will live in
infammy! If I might be permitted, I will tell this tale of lustful
youth.
After the fun with the shinai, Blade, Andy, and I went down to the
dock. Blade was saying something about the darkside of the force,
but I had already been there. The were heard the croaking of
FrenchChick(tm), or as some might call them, frogs up at the swimming
pool. Blade told all about the albino frogs in the pool, seems the
chlorine kind of makes them alittle pale.
Anyway, Blade, Andy, Mary, and I went up to the pool to look at the
lightening, and look for frogs. Blade and I ended up in the pool,
damn it was cold at first! I had to get out 'cause my leg was
cramping up from all the excersize and the cold water, but Blade
stayed it. As he was walking around the pool, on of the frogs jumped
off the edge of the pool and landed on Blades face! He kept real
quiet and before you know it, the frog had climbed up his face and
onto the top of his head! Soon, it tired and jumped back off into
the water. So, Blade, why is it that you can't keep a frog
satisfied? Hmmmm.....?
>> LAMEST CLONE SINCE THE ELVIS SCARE:
>> Andy C. 'Nuff sed.
>
>Yeah, but he sings good.....(for real!)
Yeah, I must say that Andy sings much better than Elvis does now...
>>
>> MOST (UN)ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK FEATURING THE SAME LYRICS:
>> Composer: ME. Performed by: The RFA Lounging Band
>
>Yeah, and we'll never forgive you, my friend....
'Cept me!
rip-a-rama
LexicographicalFiend
>Thanks Jules, I'm glad I made the right impression on *someone*! :-)
Geez Bro, didn't Ma tell you a thousand times not to sit on people?
>Semper Scrotus!
Dit-dit-ditto! 8-)
Pete Walsh
|> >|> "When Irish Eyes are Smiling"
|> >
|> >I always thought this was "When Irish THIGHS are smiling..." Silly me...
|>
|> No, no, no! the 'Marines Hymn' sung to 'When Irish Eyes are Smiling'!
|>
|> Hmmm.... No, I guess where Marines are conserned, 'THIGHS' *would*
|> make more sense...
And breasts... and wings... and all that other KFC stuff... Marines may not
know much, but they do know food... =)
|>
|> >-- Ender
|> >Erin go brah-less! }=>
|> >(Not you Socks... =) )
|>
|> Now *that's* endertainment!
But of course!
|>
|>
|> ripmon
Ender
Pete Walsh
|> >> MOST BUNNY-LIKE PERSON IN A FEATURE ROLE:
|> >> I'd just *LOVE* to tell you it was a female... BUT
|> >> Fluffy ran away with this one... Sorry gals!
|> >
|> >Yeah, I suppose his tail was cuter than mine....and he looked more like
|> >a rabbit when he jumped in the water...*giggle*
|>
|> He did have a nice butt didn't he? Hey (rear)Ender, you got any of
|> that KentuckyJam?
Not my style... I prefer a little Crisco and some wax paper...
|> Ahhhh.... the FrenchChick(tm)! That is a story that will live in
^^ I didn't know TinaMarie was French!! =)
|> infammy! If I might be permitted, I will tell this tale of lustful
|> youth.
|>
|> After the fun with the shinai, Blade, Andy, and I went down to the
|> dock. Blade was saying something about the darkside of the force,
|> but I had already been there. The were heard the croaking of
|> FrenchChick(tm), or as some might call them, frogs up at the swimming
|> pool. Blade told all about the albino frogs in the pool, seems the
|> chlorine kind of makes them alittle pale.
|>
|> Anyway, Blade, Andy, Mary, and I went up to the pool to look at the
|> lightening, and look for frogs. Blade and I ended up in the pool,
|> damn it was cold at first! I had to get out 'cause my leg was
|> cramping up from all the excersize and the cold water, but Blade
|> stayed it. As he was walking around the pool, on of the frogs jumped
|> off the edge of the pool and landed on Blades face! He kept real
|> quiet and before you know it, the frog had climbed up his face and
|> onto the top of his head! Soon, it tired and jumped back off into
|> the water. So, Blade, why is it that you can't keep a frog
^ *EVEN*
|> satisfied? Hmmmm.....?
|>
|> >> MOST (UN)ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK FEATURING THE SAME LYRICS:
|> >> Composer: ME. Performed by: The RFA Lounging Band
|> >
|> >Yeah, and we'll never forgive you, my friend....
|>
|> 'Cept me!
Thanx Rip! I think...
|>
|> rip-a-rama
Ender, even now plotting something to top the "Marine's Hymn" bit for the
NEXT Chat... }=>
Hey! Only 6 months til Xmas... I'll publish my wish list soon so you'll all
have plenty o' time to shop!!! =)
Curtis Desjardins
In article <1992Jun25....@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu> Julie Malone <jma...@silver.ucs.indiana.edu> writes:
>en...@uunet.uu.net (Pete Walsh) says:
>>
>
If I'd have known he was a Marine, I would've been less shocked.
(Rip, you can take that any way you want ;-)
>> MOST BUNNY-LIKE PERSON IN A FEATURE ROLE:
>> I'd just *LOVE* to tell you it was a female... BUT
>> Fluffy ran away with this one... Sorry gals!
>
>Yeah, I suppose his tail was cuter than mine....and he looked more like
>a rabbit when he jumped in the water...*giggle*
**ahem** um... **blush**
>> PERSON MOST LIKELY TO BECOME AN OLYMPIC DIVER (NOT!):
>> Garret/Sarek. But he did get MAJOR style points for
>> the attempt.
>
>I gave him a "10."
But he gets a 7.3 from the Russian judge! ;-)
>Julie.....The Hopeless Romantic | Email Welcome
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==============================================================================
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or because I'm trapped here, but because I'd rather be with you than
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>>> aka Monsieur LeFlouffe the Bunador Retriever aka Curtbag
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>right... :-)
LabBunny?????! If you don't watch it, I'm gonna have to get the SPCA
after you for cruelty to animals! Pah! Insinuating that *I* would be
used to help advance our scientific knowledge, indeed!
Bunny Killer!
=========================== Fluffy the Wonder Bunny ==========================
aka Monsieur LeFlouffe the Bunador Retriever aka Curtbag
Curtis Desjardins
>>>liMontezumaTripoliMontezumaTripoliMontezumaTripoliMontezumaTripoliMont
>>
>>Boy are you ever asking for it!
>>Hey, Blade! Do you want to take care of him, or may I have
>>the honour?
>
>Go get im Fluff ! Take off a limb... Something he doesn't use much,
>maybe.... mua hua ahahahhaahhaha
Well, there goes Rip's ability to count to 21! ;-)
>Blade
Patricia Mae Anthony
>
>a freak accident involving the latest HappyMeal and an assailant
>who has been identified as Dan "Blade" Horner. Mr Horner apparently
>snapped right as a marine contingent went by outside playing their
>anthem. 22 unfortunates between the madman and the door were hacked
>down by the plastic knife and fork wielding psychotic, their remains
>covered in bits of HappyMeal and splattered in blood. The marine contingent
>died to a man, their bodies grossly punctuated by fork holes and
>slavering bite marks. The honor guard made a good showing, actually
>holding off the madman for several moments while the band played
>on to keep their moral high. Unfortunately, this only goaded the
>psychotic Mr. Horner into even higher efforts, scattering instruments
>over the surrounding 6 blocks, some of which sailed over 4 stories
>straight up. Mr Horner was last seen chanting the lines of the
>marine anthem to the baseline of Innaghodadavita and is presently
>still at large. Dan "Blade" Horner should be considered armed and
>EXTREMELY dangerous especially within hearing of anything dealing
>with Montezuma or Tripoli. APBs and search efforts continue to locate
>and contain or terminate this individual.
Oh, don't mind Blade. He always gets a little testie when his
loincloth rides up....
CowPatti
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|> >> PERSON MOST LIKELY TO BECOME AN OLYMPIC DIVER (NOT!):
|> >> Garret/Sarek. But he did get MAJOR style points for
|> >> the attempt.
|> >
|> >I gave him a "10."
|>
|> But he gets a 7.3 from the Russian judge! ;-)
You mean the UNIFIED judge... =)
|>
|> >Julie.....The Hopeless Romantic | Email Welcome
|>
|> =========================== Fluffy the Wonder Bunny ==========================
|> aka Monsieur LeFlouffe the Bunador Retriever aka Curtbag
|> Mascot and Donkey Hodey of the RFA (and, occasionally, the ARC Wallflower)
|> ==============================================================================
|> "A present from the heart: I'm not here because I'm supposed to be here,
|> or because I'm trapped here, but because I'd rather be with you than
|> anywhere in the world." -- Richard Bach, "Bridge Across Forever"
|> ================== cadesj...@descartes.waterloo.edu =======================
|> Hi! I am a .signature virus. Copy me into your .signature and join the fun!
Ender
Julie Malone
>
>Uh-oh... <*Garrett rapidly begins removing anything that would not
>withstand the Chocolate Vat...*>
I KNEW you were a smart man....
>
>>*Leer*
>
>And just what is _that_ supposed to mean? :-)
Oh, nothing. I just felt like leering....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Julie Malone...AKA... | "Love me tender, love me true,
Grasshopper | all my dreams fulfill, oh my
PR Agent for Blade | darling, I love you, and I
Member: Romantic Fire Assoc. | always will...."
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Andy Crerar
>en...@uunet.uu.net (Pete Walsh) says:
>> MOST EASILY RECOGNIZABLE EXTRA:
>> Blade. We didn't fool anyone with the clone-thing.
>> Oh, and Blade? What's this I hear about a French chick
>> named Francis spending a good deal of time sitting on your
>> face?
>
>He was the largest.....And where was this french gal I keep hearing about?
>I swear there were only 4...me, Michelle, Donna, and Mary. And this clone
>thing scares me....we had both Blade and Andy in our car...I wasn't sure if
>they could sit in the same space without exploding.....
I have it on good athority that Blade only explodes if you <whisper whisper
::hand moving up in a corkscrew motion:: whisper ::interlocks fingers and
slaps palms together:: whisper whisper> bungie cord <whisper whisper ::shifts
elbows all the way back:: whisper> amphibian <whisper whisper ::cartwheel::
whisper>...
>> LAMEST CLONE SINCE THE ELVIS SCARE:
>> Andy C. 'Nuff sed.
>
>Yeah, but he sings good.....(for real!)
Not! Oh, I sound okay to me, but I know I sound different to everyone else.
>> MOST (UN)ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK FEATURING THE SAME LYRICS:
>> Composer: ME. Performed by: The RFA Lounging Band
>
>Yeah, and we'll never forgive you, my friend....
So, been to any Disney movies lately? Pinocchio's coming out again this
weekend. I wonder if I can sit through it without trying to fit the
Marine Song to the songs... Jipadeedooda works by the way.
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Julie Malone...AKA... | "Love me tender, love me true,
> Grasshopper | all my dreams fulfill, oh my
> PR Agent for Blade | darling, I love you, and I
> Member: Romantic Fire Assoc. | always will...."
> |
>Julie.....The Hopeless Romantic | Email Welcome
> | jma...@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Andy the YOUNG
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>
>BZZZZZZZZTTTT But thanks for playing.... Blade was unconscious...
>When I sleep after drinking, I sleep witht he dead... I thought for
>sure the bed WAS going to come down on me with all that creaking up
>there...
Yeah, you were definitely OUT...amazing how anyone could sleep through
a million renditions of *that* song and not have nightmares.
>
>BTW Stevie baby... I WON the fight where I dropped the shinai
>cause Andy couldn't get in fast enough and I LET RIP throw me
>off (not that he might not have anyway) Because I was GOING to
>go in with him, the bitch, but he spurned me... Hmmph !
Oh...well, did I say that you lost? I just said you were disarmed
didn't I? *innocent look* Sheesh, you woulda won every match anyway
since you have trained extensively with the shinai, right?
The shinai sparring was MUCH fun and I think I shall haveta take that
up...just need to find a sparring partner. Too bad you are so far
away.
OH! CORRECTION! On my posts I mentinoed that Andy C did breakfast...my
mistake...it was Andy P....Pavlin, the holder of the pic
archives...hey Andy, is that still up?
Steven
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Garrett S Fitzgerald
>Yeah and *I* noticed how swollen up it was. You do the smart thing
>and have that looked at? Let me put it this way, as you
>BigHorrifingBro, I am telling you to go have that foot looked at! Or
>else!!! This is not an idle threat, just ask LF...
Donna took me to her chiropractor. She said that it didn't seem to be
broken, so she used her 'activator' (for acupressure) and electrodes
to bring the swelling down. It seems to have worked, but something's
still pulling when I walk normally instead of limping around... And
LF, what does he mean that it's not an idle threat? :-)
--------------------
"Is that an arrow in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
Sarek of Vulcan
a.k.a. Garrett Fitzgerald `:-)
Official Diver of the RFA and 'Chelle's TwinSib
Garrett S Fitzgerald
>
>From the Halls of Montezuma
>rip
Ok, all together now....
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"We are the ones to make a better place, so let's start giving..."
Julie Malone
>Julie sex...er, sez (sorry, those keys are SO CLOSE together):
Yeah, and Morgen Fairchild does your dishes...
>You can't blame ME for that!! Well, er, actually you CAN... it was my idea...
>Oh well... sue me.... =)
You can expect to hear from my attorney....
>
>By the way, try these at home... "Welcome to the Jungle" by GnR,
>and (prepare to shudder) "Get Down Tonight" by K.C. and the Same Shit Band.
StopItStopItStopIt.....Steven, would you please put this man out of his
misery before I scream!!!!!!
>
>>Yeah, I suppose his tail was cuter than mine....and he looked more like
>
>Hmmmm... I wouldn't know... I never looked at HIS tail... }=>
Oh....and whose tail WERE you lookin' at? Hummmm????
>Let's just say that Blade has a thing for chicks who can hold their breath
>for a long time and leave it at that...
I KNEW that....afterall, I AM his PR agent and I've known him since last
year....I catch on pretty quick...
>
>Yeah, yeah, yeah... Don't you think I SEE you people bursting into
>laughter when you realize that the tune you've beening humming to on
>the radio WORKS? =)
No, I burst into tears.....Steven has to calm me daily and assure me that
it will go away in time.....my therapist is happy because she can see that
this is going to take hundreds of sessions to overcome....
>
>-- Ender, suprised that the word "friend" still applies... =)
It was meant condensendingly.
Pete Walsh
|> en...@uunet.uu.net (Pete Walsh) says:
|> >Julie sex...er, sez (sorry, those keys are SO CLOSE together):
|>
|> Yeah, and Morgen Fairchild does your dishes...
Nope. Morgan Freeman.. close though...
|> >By the way, try these at home... "Welcome to the Jungle" by GnR,
|> >and (prepare to shudder) "Get Down Tonight" by K.C. and the Same Shit Band.
|>
|> StopItStopItStopIt.....Steven, would you please put this man out of his
|> misery before I scream!!!!!!
Heh heh heh...
|> >-- Ender, suprised that the word "friend" still applies... =)
|>
|> It was meant condensendingly.
Oh.
|>
|> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|> Julie Malone...AKA... | "Love me tender, love me true,
|> Grasshopper | all my dreams fulfill, oh my
|> PR Agent for Blade | darling, I love you, and I
|> Member: Romantic Fire Assoc. | always will...."
|> |
|> Julie.....The Hopeless Romantic | Email Welcome
|> | jma...@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
|> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- Ender
Paul T Taylor (aka SSGwGWNbaT Man)
>
>In article <1992Jun25....@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu> Julie Malone <jma...@silver.ucs.indiana.edu> writes:
>>en...@uunet.uu.net (Pete Walsh) says:
>>>
>>> PERSON MOST LIKE MY IMPRESSION OF THEM:
>>
>>I don't think ANYTHING could have prepared me for meeting RIP.....
>
>If I'd have known he was a Marine, I would've been less shocked.
>(Rip, you can take that any way you want ;-)
Well, I would like to think I could take that in a *good* way... but
I just can't see it! :-)
>>> PERSON MOST LIKELY TO BECOME AN OLYMPIC DIVER (NOT!):
>>> Garret/Sarek. But he did get MAJOR style points for
>>> the attempt.
>>
>>I gave him a "10."
>
>But he gets a 7.3 from the Russian judge! ;-)
Damn commies!
RS
Paul T Taylor (aka SSGwGWNbaT Man)
>In article <1992Jun25....@uunet.uu.net> d...@uunet.uu.net (Dan C. Horner) writes:
>>>>aTripoliMontezumaTripoliMontezumaTripoliMontezumaTripoliMontezumaTripo
>>>>liMontezumaTripoliMontezumaTripoliMontezumaTripoliMontezumaTripoliMont
>>>
>>>Boy are you ever asking for it!
>>>Hey, Blade! Do you want to take care of him, or may I have
>>>the honour?
>>
>>Go get im Fluff ! Take off a limb... Something he doesn't use much,
>>maybe.... mua hua ahahahhaahhaha
>
>Well, there goes Rip's ability to count to 21! ;-)
*OUCH!!!!* That's hitting below the belt! You rabidrabbit you!
RS
Paul T Taylor (aka SSGwGWNbaT Man)
>In article <1992Jun26.0...@sequent.com> r...@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor (aka SSGwGWNbaT Man)) writes:
>>else!!! This is not an idle threat, just ask LF...
>
>Donna took me to her chiropractor. She said that it didn't seem to be
>broken, so she used her 'activator' (for acupressure) and electrodes
>to bring the swelling down. It seems to have worked, but something's
>still pulling when I walk normally instead of limping around... And
>LF, what does he mean that it's not an idle threat? :-)
Ok, I guess as long as *someone* looked at it... Should be doing
pretty good by now huh?
And as for 'idle threats' I just don't make 'em! 'Course LF is alot
closer to me that you are, but I still have my ways of making my
presense felt...
Brewhahahahhahahhah..........!!!!!!!
RS
LexicographicalFiend
>Rip threatens:
>>Yeah and *I* noticed how swollen up it was. You do the smart thing
>>and have that looked at? Let me put it this way, as you
>>BigHorrifingBro, I am telling you to go have that foot looked at! Or
>>else!!! This is not an idle threat, just ask LF...
Eh? How did my name get dropped into this?
Anyways, this might not be exactly what Rip meant, but: 6 years ago,
when I was in BootCamp (yup, BroRip and I used to be MeanGreenMachines
8-) I wrenched my left ankle pretty bad during training.
Unfortunately, I had to do quite a bit of stair-climbing before I got
to the infirmary. It ended up swollen to twice its normal size --
ugly as heck, hurt like hell. Took a month for me to walk normally
again, and even now, I get pains in the ankle ever so often.
(Yes, I went for X-rays, and nothing was broken or torn. Nobody at
the hospital was able to figure out what the heck was wrong...)
>Donna took me to her chiropractor. She said that it didn't seem to be
>broken, so she used her 'activator' (for acupressure) and electrodes
>to bring the swelling down. It seems to have worked, but something's
>still pulling when I walk normally instead of limping around...
Same here. Hope it doesn't prove to be a permanent condition. Mine
sure looks like it...the pulling, I mean. 8-)
>And LF, what does he mean that it's not an idle threat? :-)
He means it ain't a ProcrastinationWarning...NOT! 8-)
LexicographicalFiend
>And as for 'idle threats' I just don't make 'em!
HAH!
>'Course LF is alot closer to me that you are, but I still have my
>ways of making my presense felt...
With me, it's easy...he nags me every time he runs into a problem with
his guest account on my machine. 8-)
>Brewhahahahhahahhah..........!!!!!!!
Sounds OK, much less fattening...8-)
>RS
^ ???
Andy Crerar
>>> Andy C. 'Nuff sed.
>>
>>Yeah, but he sings good.....(for real!)
>
>Yeah, I must say that Andy sings much better than Elvis does now...
Thanks!!
"Elvis, I hate your music. My parents made me come."
--Graffiti from the wall of Graceland
>rip-a-rama
Note: This is a diet post. 90% reduced.
Andy the Samurai Lounge Singer