Overdose of Bob
Derek Fritz
I never tried much to
But I'm hardly a man, don't you understand
And unemployment = booze
Rover Inc told me to go fly a kite
So the dole is what I abuse
Hit 'em up, with a big load of shite
Socialism's better than cooze...
'Cause workin' is for fools...
Workin' is for fools...
Ain't nothin' for me to do...
I prefer to jerk my tool...
'Cause workin' is for fools...
BOB FIDDAMAN
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So along comes Mr Fritz to jump on the bandwagon. Your parody is very poor.
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Derek Fritz
> So along comes Mr Fritz to jump on the bandwagon. Your parody is very poor.
Sorry if my poetry does not meet your stringent quality standards.
Seriously, I just had to do it. I could give a flying fuck about the
arguments in the NG. I'm sure there are good points to be made on both
sides, and honestly, I hope everything works out for you in the end.
Was I slagging you off? Yeah, but hell, I just got inspired to type out
my piss-poor little parody.
BOB FIDDAMAN
> On Wed, 20 Jun 2001, BOB FIDDAMAN wrote:
>
> > So along comes Mr Fritz to jump on the bandwagon. Your parody is very
poor.
>
> Sorry if my poetry does not meet your stringent quality standards.
It was a parody
>
> Seriously, I just had to do it. I could give a flying fuck about the
> arguments in the NG. I'm sure there are good points to be made on both
> sides, and honestly, I hope everything works out for you in the end.
That's very kind of you
>
> Was I slagging you off? Yeah, but hell, I just got inspired to type out
> my piss-poor little parody.
So there we have it folks. Need I really say anymore?
capn plectrum
>
>
>So there we have it folks. Need I really say anymore?
No, but you are going to anyway.
You know, Bob, you have really gone full circle in this NG. You first
came in here spouting your poetry and you got all pissy when no one
liked it. Then there came the flame wars, then you started being a
contributor of the NG and you seemed to be respected by the others.
You reached a plateau and when your job announcement was met with
responses similar to your poetry, you have basically comeback to what
you were from the beginning. A shrieking whiney fishwife. If you put
half the effort in your work as you do in this NG, you would be the
fucking CEO of Rover.
Doof©
*Doof clears throat*
BAAA BAAA.
Oh the humanity of it all!!
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"I never shot nobody, don't even carry a gun.
I ain't done nothin' wrong, I'm just havin' fun."
AC/DC '78
"I want you to hear me out there
This is for all you bad boys
This is a story of the saint of rock 'n' roll
I want you to put your hands in your pocket,
take ten dollars out and send it to me, ha ha"
AC/DC '83
C.M.D Nov 1,1972-July 17,2000
I know, its only rock 'n' roll, but HE liked it!
"May the good Lord, shine a light on you. Make
every song you sing, your favorite tune."
M. Jaggar.
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Derek Fritz
> > Was I slagging you off? Yeah, but hell, I just got inspired to type out
> > my piss-poor little parody.
> So there we have it folks. Need I really say anymore?
About what? Don't take everything so seriously. Any nasty comments I
made about you in that parody were not meant to be taken seriously. I
thought it was funny, that's all.
>
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>
> BOB 'CHAINSAW' FIDDAMAN UK
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> Remove NOSPAM to reply personally.
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You come out here and you talk about your Psalms and you talk about your
John 3:16 - well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass!
- Steve Austin, 1996
You're sinking into a pit of self-pity, defeatism and alcohol - and
you're enjoying it (!)
- Funny Farm
Derek Fritz
> you were from the beginning. A shrieking whiney fishwife. If you put
> half the effort in your work as you do in this NG, you would be the
> fucking CEO of Rover.
Your mom...OHHHHHH!!!
badlands420
> About what? Don't take everything so seriously. Any nasty comments I
> made about you in that parody were not meant to be taken seriously. I
> thought it was funny, that's all.
Wrong, Derek. You are now....
A.) A card-carrying xenophobe with an insatiable hatred of disabled
Englishmen.
B.) So obsessed with earning Dave's approval that you make scathing and
venomous remarks about disabled Englishmen so that you might one day be
granted full "apostle" status in the Cult Of The Drug-Induced Pothead.
C.) A small woolen farm animal.
Trust me D, trying to talk sense into this fucker just makes things worse.
France will win a war before he listens to reason.
Derek Fritz
fact, I'm gonna turn down my engineering job so that I can sit at my
computer and continually monitor this NG so that you do not slander my
person any further and erode my reputation. Bitch.
Well, I suppose you're right about one thing: I really REALLY hate those
fucking limp-dicked limey bastards.
Remember, you too, can become just another victim.
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Beanofire
Oh & you know all about that now doncha...!
Beanofire
Beanofire
>fucking limp-dicked limey bastards.
This comes from the fuckwitts that gave us Jerry Springer...
Beanofire
Satellite Blues
Nuff said!!!!!!
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Tig Bones
>fucking limp-dicked limey bastards
Oi! Limp-dicked? Hey - I must come and visit your girlfriend! Besides - you lot
came up with Viagra.. ;-)
Tom
badlands420
> >France will win a war before he listens to reason.
>
> Oh & you know all about that now doncha...!
Do you really suck this much, or is it just an act?
Chris4900
> Oh & you know all about that now doncha...!
Waterloo, Maginot Line, Vichy government, Dien Bien Fu???? France has a
great military history.
Beanofire
As far as acting goes, i think you boys have just about got it all sewn up...
Beanofire
NIGHTPROWLER420
Im not jumping on any bandwagon. I have pretty much hated you from day one .
nightprowler420
Derek Fritz
Heheheh...all in jest.
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> Tom
badlands420
> As far as acting goes, i think you boys have just about got it all sewn
up...
Oscar-Nominated Whoo Yas
To The Top
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PaulFRoss
>great military history.
>
Our Salvation Army could kick your ass!
badlands420
> Our Salvation Army could kick your ass!
Yeah, they could land on the beach and start ringing their little bells and
the French would throw down their arms, offer unconditional surrender, and
plead for mercy within five minutes. No, make it two minutes.
Le Whoo Ya