Here is Waldope's "Kosher" List
Joe Bruno
Date: Wed, Sep 27 2006 12:44 pm
Email: "Joe Bruno" <b...@indystart.com>
Groups: alt.revisionism, soc.culture.usa, us.taxes,
soc.culture.canada, can.general
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Waldo wrote:
> Joe Bruno wrote:
> > Waldo wrote:
> > > Ben C'ramer wrote:
> > > > Well done, Waldo. What a hoot. Ammunition aplenty in this little gem.
> > > Thanks, Ben. We aims to please!
> > > **
> > > Waldo
> > > Observer at Large
> > You got so involved in details, you missed the big picture:
> The "big picture", Joe?
> > PSST! If something is Kosher, it's marked with an emblem. If you don't
> > want to buy it,
> > here's what to do:
> > (1)Pick up the package
> > (2)Look for the Kosher emblem
> > (3)If you see the friggin' emblem, put the package back on the shelf
> > (4)Go buy something else.
> Joe, the next time you're at the supermarket, examine ALL available
> brands of ketchup. Find those brands that are NOT Kosher Certified, jot
> the brand names down, and post them here. Of course, you won't do
> this, because you'll find that virtually ALL brands of ketchup bear
> the Mark of the Kosher Beast.
> > That wasn't too hard, was it????
> <Begin Bruno Forgery>
> > > "Those who buy kosher regularly are mainly the
> > > Orthodox, which is approximately 15-20% of Jews," Kuber
> > > said. This translates into some 1 million people out of
> > > a total US population of almost 300 million. In spite
> > > of the small number of consumers he said as much as 90%
> > > of the processed food market in the US is kosher
> > > certified."
> <End Bruno Forgery>
> Hey Bluto, where did the above text come from? The little chevrons
> would make it appear that the above was in the post you're responding
> to (my post) - but it wasn't, and it wasn't in Ben's post either.
> What kind of deceptive fraud are you trying to pull with this forgery,
> you blithering moron?
> > 90%???????To quote General Patton:"Horsedung".
> > In every store I've ever shopped in, the Kosher products are confined
> > to one section of shelves. In Von's and Albertson's supermarkets, they
> > even have a sign in the isle telling you which row the Kosher stuff is
> > in. All ya gotta do is avoid those shelves.
> > As a matter of fact, in
> > both those supermarkets, all the Kosher stuff is confined to a shelf
> > area no more than 5 feet long.
> You are either lying through your teeth or so astoundingly stupid that
> I pity you (make that *almost* pity you). As long as you've been
> posting here and as many times as you've "argued" on the topic of
> Kosher, are you too much of a dullard to realize that the crux of this
> debate is NOT centered on products that are produced specifically for
> the Jewish Ethnic Market that you're referring to, but to all of the
> *other* foods that the Kosher Kabal gets is greasy fingers into -
> everything from condiments to canned vegetables, from sugar to salt,
> form bottled water to soups, from bakeware to aluminum foil etc, etc,
> etc?
I just pulled some cans and boxes from my kitchen. NONE of these have
the Kosher symbol. Here are their names:
Healthy Choice soup
Campbell soup
Springfield Beets
Hormel Chili
Chef Boyardee Spaghetti\
Springfield Ravioli
Rice a Roni Spanish rice
Springfield Salmon
Kroger Potatoes
Rosarita Refried Beans
Kroger vegetable soup
Springfield Aluminum Foil
Springfield Apple Sauce
Springfield Mustard
Springfield French Dressing
Reser's Diced Potatoes
Golden Dipt Tartar Sauce
Knudsen milk
FRancisco Rolls
Kikkoman Teriyaki Sauce
Heinz Cocktail Sauce
I found two items with the Kosher mark, which I spotted EASILY when I
actually looked for it
Kraft Barbecue Sauce
Kraft Miracle Whip
ROTFL! I love to catch you in a lie, you arrogant clod.
Dr. Gassen Burnham
Check your jar of white dog shit and alabaster, Shitstain.
Is it Kosher?
Joe Bruno
It can't be. It smells like you.
Joe Bruno
iT CAN'T BE-IT SMELLS LIKE YOU.......
Joe Bruno
iT CAN'T BE-IT SMELLS LIKE YOU.
Dr. Gassen Burnham
Nasty stutter there, Shitstain, do the meds cause that?
Joe Bruno
NO. Google does.
Dr. Gassen Burnham
Now that we have established that you in fact have a jar of the old
Talmudic remedy for catarrh on hand, can you tell us:
(1) How often do you ingest it ?
(2) Do you think it works ?
(3) Dog shit contains parasites and pathogens, what is the current
state of your health ?
(4) Considering the old curse 'Eat shit and die', when do you plan to
fulfill part two ?
Joe Bruno
I knew you couldn't read. You're about the dumbest fucker on the
Planet.
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