They drove the Palestinians
From their homeland, Palestine.
They conspired to assassinate Kennedy,
For he tried to keep them in line.
Ben-Gurion wanted nuclear weapons,
But Kennedy told Israel "NO!"
Then they toppled the young leader
Before the winter’s snow.
They turned his military against him.
The result was Vietnam.
The chaos of the sixties
Made a stronger Jewish homeland.
They conspired to kill Princess Diana
For she wanted landmines banned.
But Israel needs those landmines
Buried in the sand.
They even murdered John, Junior,
The son of lovely "Jacqueline" (Jack-leen).
His only crime was an interest
In the death of Yitzhak Rabin.
In March of ’97,
Young John-John ran a story
In the pages of George Magazine.
It was his finest moment of glory.
John, Junior questioned his father’s death.
I read it with much awe,
As he explained why he ran the story
of an Israeli coup d’etate.
Then last July, John’s plane went down.
Pilot error was what they sold us.
But if it had actually been shot down,
Would the Jewish press have told us?
Our government is nothing more
Than a Zionist-occupied state.
They control our foreign policy.
They control our collective fate.
They control the entire news media.
They control the information flow.
They control the banking system.
Must we watch this cancer grow?
It’s time America opened her eyes
To face the truth at last.
For Jewish thugs have destroyed our culture.
The end is coming fast.
Salvador Astucia
=================
(a revised pledge of allegiance:)
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Of our Zionist-occupied government
And to the corruption for which it stands:
A fragmented nation, under Jews,
With liberty and justice forgotten.
How about equally disgusting?
Steve
Translated from Paramecium by @%< as a public service.
I have attempted to preserve the rigorous metrical scheme
of the original.
"Ballad of the White Whine"
Two thousand years ago
They conspired to kill our Lord.
Then they lied about the Holocaust.
They live by the sword.
--- Won't Herod be surprised to learn
--- He really was a Jooo!
--- And here I thought he was a Roman
--- Hegemon. Gosh, who knew?
They drove the Palestinians
From their homeland, Palestine.
They conspired to assassinate Kennedy,
For he tried to keep them in line.
--- Yeah, that antecedent problem,
--- Had it all my life
--- But my grammar's not half as dumb
--- As my cousin (who's also my wife).
Ben-Gurion wanted nuclear weapons,
But Kennedy told Israel "NO!"
Then they toppled the young leader
Before the winter's snow.
--- Of course, I have no shred of proof
--- But who needs proof for this?
--- Proof's for dummies. Proof's for saps.
--- And logic ain't worth piss.
--- If you're going to be a Naziboy
--- You'll have to think like me.
--- So simply nod your head a lot
--- When I tell you two and two is three.
They turned his military against him.
The result was Vietnam.
The chaos of the sixties
Made a stronger Jewish homeland.
--- I know that I can't rhyme for shit
--- But then I can't scan either.
--- And if you don't adore my work,
--- You can go to Philadelphia.
They conspired to kill Princess Diana
For she wanted landmines banned.
But Israel needs those landmines
Buried in the sand.
--- That excuse is pretty lame
--- But it's the best that I can do
--- And if you aren't totally convinced by it
--- You must be a goddamn Jooo.
They even murdered John, Junior,
The son of lovely "Jacqueline" (Jack-leen).
His only crime was an interest
In the death of Yitzhak Rabin.
--- Is it my "logic" or my "rhymes"?
--- I can't tell which is worse (wurr-urse).
--- But what better medium for bullshit
--- Than malodorous piles of "verse"?
In March of '97,
Young John-John ran a story
In the pages of George Magazine.
It was his finest moment of glory.
--- "Post hoc ergo propter hoc" --
--- I wonder what that means?
--- Something to do with John-John's death
--- And the stuff in his magazines?
John, Junior questioned his father's death.
I read it with much awe,
As he explained why he ran the story
of an Israeli coup d'etate.
--- My knowledge of them furrreign words
--- I cannot overstate.
--- Let me show off all I know
--- by spelling it "coup d'etate."
--- I had to burn my dicshunairrie
--- When I ran low on fyule
--- Not like I ever used it, though
--- My speling is rilly kuul.
Then last July, John's plane went down.
Pilot error was what they sold us.
But if it had actually been shot down,
Would the Jewish press have told us?
--- And if it was a sneak attack
--- From little green men from Mars,
--- You think that Jooo Ted Turner
--- Would give partic-u-lars?
--- You ask for proof? I spit on proof!
--- Proof's for wimps and losers!
--- To us, truth is measured in decibels,
--- Since we're half-deaf, toothless boozers!
Our government is nothing more
Than a Zionist-occupied state.
They control our foreign policy.
They control our collective fate.
--- Whine whine whine whine whine whine whine!
--- Whine whine whine whine whine!
--- Whine whine whine whine whine whine whine!
--- Whine whine whine whine whine!
They control the entire news media.
They control the information flow.
They control the banking system.
Must we watch this cancer grow?
--- Those wretched Joooos control the waves
--- They stiffle all dissent!
--- That's why from coast to blessed coast
--- You can all read what I sent!
--- I know, 'cuz I can hear you all laughing at me!
--- If you had the brain capacity
--- Of the average frying pan
--- You'd see right through me. But if you can't
--- Come be an ueberman!
It's time America opened her eyes
To face the truth at last.
For Jewish thugs have destroyed our culture.
The end is coming fast.
--- By "culture" I mean anything
--- That wasn't done by Thuh Jooo
--- By "culture" I mean wrestling
--- and lots of wrestling too!
--- See, I talk about "white culture"
--- But I've never seen "King Lear"
--- And a scrap of Schubert symphony
--- Would make me run in fear.
--- Beethoven's 13th string quartet
--- When the Groesse Fuge gets fuguey--
--- It always strikes me the same way!
--- It makes me hock a loogey!
--- And Dante Alighieri
--- Who in hell is he?
--- Must wrestle on some other channel
--- Fur as I can see.
--- And I couldn't tell a Raphael
--- From a pre-Raphaelite or pseudo-
--- Monet. Magritte? Modigliani?
--- Weren't they once in Menudo?
--- And don't even mention Milton!
--- I can't stand that tiny print!
--- Too many pages with not enough sex
--- To keep my interest in it!
--- The Jooos have ruined "white culture"
--- That's my alibi for it!
--- They gave me seven thousand excuses
--- To walk by and ignore it!
--- They're polluting all our culture
--- So for respite and rescue I beg
--- Though I couldn't spot real culture
--- If it were growing on my leg!
--- The revolution starts today
--- At least that's what I'm hopin'
--- I'll start by having just one more beer
--- If I can figger out how to get it open!
--- (Mom! Where'd you put the axe?)
Salvador Astucia -- Spanish for "save me from such poetry."
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>(a revised pledge of allegiance:)
>
>I pledge allegiance to the flag
>Of our Zionist-occupied government
>And to the corruption for which it stands:
>A fragmented nation, under Jews,
>With liberty and justice forgotten.
>
Would you please explain, then, why I am at this moment, watching "Triumph
of the Will" on ZOG-controlled TV in America? It's TCM, owned by that
famous Jew, Ted Turner.
--
"I am an agitator, and an agitator is the center
post in a washing machine that gets the dirt out."
Jim Hightower
Since you like my original poem so much, I'll dazzle you with another
one. Get ready to be thrilled! -- Sal
American Speech Patrol
Every society has its share of taboos.
Ours is to speak of the power of the Jews.
To comment on Catholics is perfectly fine;
Do the same with God's chosen and you're way out of line.
You can't be an objective societal critic.
If you try you'll be branded as "anti-Semitic."
Point out what our citizen pay for their state,
And you will be labeled a preacher of "hate."
What a shame we must live where it's so out of place
To point out what's as plain as the nose on a face.
Salvador Astucia
--------------- repost of orginal poem ------------
Subject: Jewish Thugs --- by Salvador Astucia (poem)
From: Salvador Astucia
Date: 11-19-99
Two thousand years ago
They conspired to kill our Lord.
Then they lied about the Holocaust.
They live by the sword.
They drove the Palestinians
From their homeland, Palestine.
They conspired to assassinate Kennedy,
For he tried to keep them in line.
Ben-Gurion wanted nuclear weapons,
But Kennedy told Israel "NO!"
Then they toppled the young leader
Before the winter’s snow.
They turned his military against him.
The result was Vietnam.
The chaos of the sixties
Made a stronger Jewish homeland.
They conspired to kill Princess Diana
For she wanted landmines banned.
But Israel needs those landmines
Buried in the sand.
They even murdered John, Junior,
The son of lovely "Jacqueline" (Jack-leen).
His only crime was an interest
In the death of Yitzhak Rabin.
In March of ’97,
Young John-John ran a story
In the pages of George Magazine.
It was his finest moment of glory.
John, Junior questioned his father’s death.
I read it with much awe,
As he explained why he ran the story
of an Israeli coup d’etate.
Then last July, John’s plane went down.
Pilot error was what they sold us.
But if it had actually been shot down,
Would the Jewish press have told us?
Our government is nothing more
Than a Zionist-occupied state.
They control our foreign policy.
They control our collective fate.
They control the entire news media.
They control the information flow.
They control the banking system.
Must we watch this cancer grow?
It’s time America opened her eyes
To face the truth at last.
For Jewish thugs have destroyed our culture.
The end is coming fast.
Salvador Astucia
=================
(a revised pledge of allegiance:)
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Of our Zionist-occupied government
And to the corruption for which it stands:
A fragmented nation, under Jews,
With liberty and justice forgotten.
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