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I will hide a tape-recorder in the room where I attack future coworkers

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Chris Tsao

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Apr 21, 2013, 11:09:09 PM4/21/13
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If I make a friend at my next job then right before I go attacking a co-worker, I will hide a tape-recorder in the room where I do the attack in order to make an audio recording of what happens when I'm gone. Then I will call said friend on his cell phone and tell him to go get the tape-recorded. Also, if it's a job where there are no security guards, then I will straight-up brazenly walk back into the job and go get the tape-recorder and show it to my former coworkers and tell them that I had made a secret recording and that I'm going to listen to it in a moment.

I won't use a digital recorder because then people can access old recordings that I erased.


PS. Those flash lights that campers where on their heads have a strong elastic band that can be used to strap cell phones all around my head and so if I get a job where there are security guards I will strap cell phones around my head to see how close I came to getting arrested when I was making my getaway.

Chris Tsao

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Apr 21, 2013, 11:25:28 PM4/21/13
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> PS. Those flash lights that campers where on their heads have a strong elastic band

I just inspected mine, and I can saw that the flashlight can be slipped off the band.

Chris Tsao

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Apr 22, 2013, 12:36:14 AM4/22/13
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If it's in a room where there's a telephone, then I will call my house so that my answering machine picks up and records the whole thing. But now that I'm thinking about the first post in this thread, I love the idea of coming back to my place of employment after physically assualting a worker and so I will.

Chris Tsao

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Apr 22, 2013, 1:58:53 AM4/22/13
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On Sunday, April 21, 2013 11:09:09 PM UTC-4, Chris Tsao wrote:
I could buy two walkie talkies. Hide one in the room and have another on my person and after I leave the room, I can take out a digital voice recorder and record what's playing over the walkie talkie.
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