Not counting janitors, do funeral parlor (sp) employees have access to crematoriums (sp)?
Chris Tsao
the job outgrowth for this profession, according to what I have
researched onloine is slower than average and I have an appointment
with a job counselor (sp) on the 12th, so I will wait and see what she
has to say on this matter, but I got to thinking that since it says
that embalmers work alone, I will be alone in a funeral parlor where
there are crematoriums. Is this not the case?, or would they be locked?
The Last Viking
:> I have come up with the idea of becoming a professional embalmer, but
I think I would get mono embalming people like that. I mean, it must be
the cheapest most boring work there is. Unless you get to embalm a sexy
lady, but then you could just look up the storage room and have some fun.
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Chris Tsao
> A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... Chris Tsao wrote:
> :> I have come up with the idea of becoming a professional embalmer, but
> :> the job outgrowth for this profession, according to what I have
> :> researched onloine is slower than average and I have an appointment
> :> with a job counselor (sp) on the 12th, so I will wait and see what she
> :> has to say on this matter, but I got to thinking that since it says
> :> that embalmers work alone, I will be alone in a funeral parlor where
> :> there are crematoriums. Is this not the case?, or would they be locked?
>
> I think I would get mono embalming people like that. I mean, it must be
> the cheapest most boring work there is. Unless you get to embalm a sexy
> lady, but then you could just look up the storage room and have some fun.
It's boring? I picked something I thought would not be boring. I have
a phobia of being bored. The boring parts of the job would be washing
the bodies and putting make-up on their faces. But sewing their lips
and eyelids shut, making incisions, stitching up the incisions,
drainging the blood and watching it drain and putting in the embalming
fluid, stuffing body orifices with cotton would be tons of fun for me.
At least I think. I hope. Dressing the bodies would be boring. I guess
every job has its boring parts. The pay is so-so. 36- to 40something
grand a year.
The Last Viking
:>> A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... Chris Tsao wrote:
:> It's boring? I picked something I thought would not be boring. I have
:> a phobia of being bored. The boring parts of the job would be washing
:> the bodies and putting make-up on their faces. But sewing their lips
:> and eyelids shut, making incisions, stitching up the incisions,
:> drainging the blood and watching it drain and putting in the embalming
:> fluid, stuffing body orifices with cotton would be tons of fun for me.
:> At least I think. I hope. Dressing the bodies would be boring. I guess
:> every job has its boring parts. The pay is so-so. 36- to 40something
:> grand a year.
It may be boring yeah, but think of all the great sex!