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Evergreen

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Apr 29, 2009, 3:28:51 PM4/29/09
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I am not interested in being "chums" with
stupid losers who can't tell their own asses
from holes in the ground.

I read three of your posts. It'll never happen
again. No matter what name you choose to hide
behind next.

I'm here. I say what I want and I don't read
your posts and there's nothing you can post
that will ever have a negative effect on me.

I win. You lose. Eat shit. Your own. Because
if you post shit to someone and they don't
read it, that's your only option.

Yes. I know that you are too stupid to comprehend
this simple fact.

That's YOUR problem.


Sid

--
Sidney Lambe
Wiccan Priest and Apprentice Magician
http://tinyurl.com/7vs9zb
usenet4444 (at) gmail (dot) com

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Evergreen

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Apr 29, 2009, 8:00:38 PM4/29/09
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Evergreen <sidne...@nospam.invalid> wrote:
> I am not interested in being "chums" with
> stupid losers who can't tell their own asses
> from holes in the ground.
>
> I read three of your posts. It'll never happen
> again. No matter what name you choose to hide
> behind next.
>
> I'm here. I say what I want and I don't read
> your posts and there's nothing you can post
> that will ever have a negative effect on me.
>
> I win. You lose. Eat shit. Your own. Because
> if you post shit to someone and they don't
> read it, that's your only option.
>
> Yes. I know that you are too stupid to comprehend
> this simple fact.
>
> That's YOUR problem.

I knew this brain-dead loser would reply to me.
What did he post? I don't know.

If he was telling me that he has fallen on
a knife and is dying slowly and in agony,
then that's fine with me.

I couldn't care less.

And I care even less about what he has to say.

The usenet has more than its share of malicious
and cowardly and mentally ill losers who spend
their time wandering around trying to shit on
people and newsgroups while they hide behind
numerous aliases. These vermin are a fact of
life on the usenet.

They are, literally, human scum.

Anyone who lets them bother them is a fool.
They are complete losers with no power of
any kind. If this were a rational society
they'd be rounded up and institutionalized.

Evergreen

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Apr 29, 2009, 8:01:06 PM4/29/09
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Evergreen <sidne...@nospam.invalid> wrote:
> I am not interested in being "chums" with
> stupid losers who can't tell their own asses
> from holes in the ground.
>
> I read three of your posts. It'll never happen
> again. No matter what name you choose to hide
> behind next.
>
> I'm here. I say what I want and I don't read
> your posts and there's nothing you can post
> that will ever have a negative effect on me.
>
> I win. You lose. Eat shit. Your own. Because
> if you post shit to someone and they don't
> read it, that's your only option.
>
> Yes. I know that you are too stupid to comprehend
> this simple fact.
>
> That's YOUR problem.

I knew this brain-dead loser would reply to me.


What did he post? I don't know.

If he was telling me that he has fallen on
a knife and is dying slowly and in agony,
then that's fine with me.

I couldn't care less.

And I care even less about what he has to say.

The usenet has more than its share of malicious
and cowardly and mentally ill losers who spend
their time wandering around trying to shit on
people and newsgroups while they hide behind
numerous aliases. These vermin are a fact of
life on the usenet.

They are, literally, human scum.

Anyone who lets them bother them is a fool.
They are complete losers with no power of
any kind. If this were a rational society
they'd be rounded up and institutionalized.

Sid

sarchasm

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Apr 29, 2009, 7:14:15 PM4/29/09
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"Eversidiot" <sidne...@nospam.invalid> wrote, autobiographically:
>
>> I am ... stupid losers who can't tell their own asses

>> from holes in the ground.
>>
> The usenet has more than its share of malicious
> and cowardly and mentally ill losers who spend
> their time wandering around trying to shit on
> people and newsgroups while they hide behind
> numerous aliases. These vermin are a fact of
> life on the usenet.
>
> They are, literally, human scum.
>

This apt description of sidiot has been brought to you by sidiot himself.


Sizzle Flambé

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Apr 29, 2009, 2:59:50 PM4/29/09
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On Apr 29, 2:28 pm, Evergreen <sidneyla...@nospam.invalid> wrote:

> I am not interested in being "chums"

And right there he shows his lack of reading comprehension.

It's "chum". Not "chums". http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/chum#Noun_2

"(uncountable)" means it has no plural form.

Liddle Siddly wiggler is so caught up in himself that he actually
thought that song was posted for *his* amusement, instead of everyone
else's, and that my poor old heart would be broken clean in twain if
he didn't read it. Sob, sob.

Meanwhile, everyone else enjoys a nice bit of schadenfreude at
Sidney's vicarious expense (that is, his song-persona's), and nobody
gets hurt. Now, isn't that *nice*?

Too bad, so sad, Sidney;
Blub blub, blub blub, Sidney....

zayton

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Apr 30, 2009, 12:08:45 AM4/30/09
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"Evergreen" <sidne...@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
news:49f89c63$1...@news.x-privat.org...

>I am not interested in being "chum"

But that's how we catch the big fish!


Hope

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Apr 30, 2009, 12:25:17 AM4/30/09
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On Apr 29, 7:01 pm, Evergreen <sidneyla...@nospam.invalid> wrote:

> > I am not interested in being "chums" with
> > stupid losers who can't tell their own asses
> > from holes in the ground.

Again with the appalling void in the part of your so-called brain
where cultural literacy and humor should reside. Obviously the word
play went right over your pointed little noggin.


>
> > I read three of your posts. It'll never happen
> > again. No matter what name you choose to hide
> > behind next.

Oh, a fate worse than death! Alas! Let there be weeping and wailing
and gnashing of teeth! *LMAO*


>
> > I'm here. I say what I want and I don't read
> > your posts and there's nothing you can post
> > that will ever have a negative effect on me.

So neener, neener, neener!


>
> > I win. You lose. Eat shit. Your own. Because
> > if you post shit to someone and they don't
> > read it, that's your only option.

Why, because you say so? Sorry, reality doesn't play by sidiot's
rules. We are all enjoying these clever posts and the interaction we
are having. Whether or not you enjoy it is entirely beside the
point. You can just let the "shit" accumulate until you're buried in
it or perched atop the world's biggest compost pile for all the
difference it makes.

>
> I knew this brain-dead loser would reply to me.
> What did he post? I don't know.

Yes, we're all well aware of that fact. Whether you read posts or
don't read them, you don't really seem to "know" what people are
trying to tell you.


>
> If he was telling me that he has fallen on
> a knife and is dying slowly and in agony,
> then that's fine with me.
>
> I couldn't care less.

That's very unkind of you. Santa Claus is watching, you know.


>
> And I care even less about what he has to say.

But you just said you couldn't care less. Is this flip-flopping like
a fish out of water part of your supernatural nature?


>
> The usenet has more than its share of malicious
> and cowardly and mentally ill losers who spend
> their time wandering around trying to shit on
> people and newsgroups while they hide behind
> numerous aliases. These vermin are a fact of
> life on the usenet.
>
> They are, literally, human scum.

Your self-loathing is truly astonishing. I am amazed that your heart
is able to keep beating. It is a testament to the human being's drive
to survive.


>
> Anyone who lets them bother them is a fool.
> They are complete losers with no power of
> any kind. If this were a rational society
> they'd be rounded up and institutionalized.
>
> Sid

Tell us more about your time there, sid. You must have felt very
alone and very powerless.

Sizzle Flambé

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Apr 30, 2009, 12:53:58 AM4/30/09
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On Apr 29, 11:25 pm, Hope <holleratwal...@gmail.com>
told the Witless Wonder of the Western World:

> Again with the appalling void in the part of your so-called brain
> where cultural literacy and humor should reside.  Obviously the
> word play went right over your pointed little noggin.

Which does suggest the fascinating possibility of some sort of
Lewis-Carrollian lawn game, not croquet-with-flamingos but
badminton-with-puns, and using the troll's pointed noggin as
the net. One can picture the poor troll slouched scowling there,
only adding all the more to the merriment of everyone else as
he insists that there's nothing the least bit amusing about it!

Pete (aka: Farts In Circles)

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Apr 30, 2009, 2:03:20 PM4/30/09
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Folks PLEASE! Cant you see that poor Sidiot is well on his way to a
nervous breakdown? You should NEVER poke fun at the mentally impaired!
It's quite obvious since Sid is replying to his own posts that he's
gone over the edge. He's psycho, loony, COOKIE-PUTZ! Oops....
Ok,... it MAY be wrong to poke fun,... but with Sid it's too damn fun
NOT to!

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