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Evergreen

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May 22, 2009, 10:57:54 PM5/22/09
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Often on this forum, and others like it,
you will read an article full of mysterious
allusions and words and references that
you can't make heads or tails of. It doesn't
seem to make any sense at all.

What you are supposed to do is assume that
the author of the article, and anyone else
who seems to take it seriously, are privy
to deep, dark magickal secrets that a pathetic
muggle like yourself will never understand.

But the truth is that it doesn't make any
sense to the author and his/her associates
either. They are just putting on an act.

There are some neurotics who do convince
themselves that the useless, theatrical
psuedo-esoteric drivel that gets bantied
about on these forums is the real deal,
and actually come to believe that having
passed Woo-Woo IA makes them magicians.
(by whatever name).

Just don't ask them to demonstrate their
supposed magickal powers. They'll get
real upset.

Sid

--
Sidney Lambe
Wiccan Priest and Apprentice Magician
http://tinyurl.com/7vs9zb
usenet4444 (at) gmail (dot) com

Sizzle Flambé

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May 22, 2009, 11:16:27 PM5/22/09
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Shorter Evergreen:

BELIEVE EVERGREEN WOO-WOO.

Don't believe other people's woo-woo.

EVERGREEN WOO-WOO IS GOOD WOO-WOO.

Other people's woo-woo is BAD woo-woo.

EVERGREEN WOO-WOO MAKES YOUR BREATH SMELL GOOD.*

Other people's woo-woo makes your breath STINK.

BUY NOW. BUY OFTEN. TRUUUST EVERGREEN.

--
* like Evergreen's favorite scent! http://tinyurl.com/pr9uo5

Pete (aka: Farts In Circles)

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May 23, 2009, 10:51:28 AM5/23/09
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Hey! He's RICK FILAR!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO----
WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

zayton

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May 23, 2009, 3:05:43 PM5/23/09
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"Evergreen" <sidne...@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
news:4a176632$1...@news.x-privat.org...

> Often on this forum, and others like it,
> you will read an article full of mysterious
> allusions and words and references that
> you can't make heads or tails of. It doesn't
> seem to make any sense at all.
>

But in your defense, You're sometimes entertaining.


Ren

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May 23, 2009, 9:33:59 PM5/23/09
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On May 24, 4:05 am, "zayton" <zay...@newwavecomm.net> wrote:

> But in your defense, You're sometimes entertaining.

Like a tug toy.

sarchasm

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May 23, 2009, 10:40:46 PM5/23/09
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"Ren" <ren...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> "zayton" <zay...@newwavecomm.net> wrote:
>
> But in your defense, You're sometimes entertaining.
>
>Like a tug toy.
>

Or, contextually, so that sidiot can try to grasp it; like a hampster.


Pete (aka: Farts In Circles)

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May 24, 2009, 11:24:21 AM5/24/09
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On May 23, 10:40 pm, "sarchasm" <sar.ch...@yahoo.com> wrote:

Oh boy, here we go with the hamster thing... AGAIN!!
I bet Siddy's getting all wiggly just thinking about it!

Pete (aka: Farts In Circles)

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May 24, 2009, 3:15:38 PM5/24/09
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I know all there is to know about the Woo-Woo game,
I've had my share of the Woo-Woo Game.

First there are postings,
then there's abuse,
then before you know it,
there's hamsters in my caboose!

One day soon I'm gonna tell ARW
about the Woo-Woo game,
and if Ren knows then maybe he'll explain,

why there's cross postings,
why there are links
and what to do
when my research stinks!

I know all there is to know about the Woo-Woo game,
I've had my share of the Woo-Woo Game.

Secrets I don't know that I can''t explain,
these are the things that are hurting my brain!

Don't want no more of the Woo-Woo Game,
Don't want no more of the Woo-Woo Game,
Don't want no more of the Woo-Woo Game,
Don't want no more of the Woo-Woo Game...

Pete (aka: Farts In Circles)

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May 24, 2009, 3:24:19 PM5/24/09
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Here's a new song for Sid to sing in the shower, (assuming he does
that!)

THE WOO-WOO GAME

I know all there is to know about the Woo-Woo game,

I've played my share of the Woo-Woo game.

first there's posting,
then there's abuse,
then before you know it, I've got hamsters in my caboose!

One day soon I'm gonna tell the world
about the Woo-Woo Game,


and if Ren knows then maybe he'll explain,

why there are secrets I can't explain,
why I'm here trolling and being a pain!


I know all there is to know about the Woo-Woo game,

I've played my share of the Woo-Woo game.

First there are teachers,
then there are priests,
then you have me,
a snobby, trolling beast!

Sizzle Flambé

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May 24, 2009, 4:06:00 PM5/24/09
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"Pete (aka: Farts In Circles)" <lordtrac...@yahoo.com> wrote:

[THE WOO-WOO GAME]

May I please add this to "A Troll in Verse"?

Pete (aka: Farts In Circles)

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May 24, 2009, 6:48:43 PM5/24/09
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You may most certainly!
(I was hoping you would! :D )

Pete (aka: Farts In Circles)

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May 24, 2009, 6:50:47 PM5/24/09
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On May 24, 4:06 pm, Sizzle Flambé <sizzle.fla...@gmail.com> wrote:

Ok, looks like I successfully posted BOTH versions. I thought the
first one didn't go through.
Hey, happy little accident, eh? Now you have FREEDOM OF CHOICE!
(I think I like the second one better myself. ;-) )

Sizzle Flambé

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May 24, 2009, 7:04:30 PM5/24/09
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"Pete (aka: Farts In Circles)" <lordtrac...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Sizzle Flambé <sizzle.fla...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > "Pete (aka: Farts In Circles)" <lordtrac...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > [THE WOO-WOO GAME]
>
> > May I please add this to "A Troll in Verse"?
>
> You may most certainly!
> (I was hoping you would! :D )

Done!

--
A Troll in Verse: http://tinyurl.com/pwxnkx

Ren

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May 24, 2009, 8:31:21 PM5/24/09
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But Pete, Woo-Woo means sex!

sarchasm

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May 25, 2009, 2:31:52 AM5/25/09
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If only sidiot would cease spinning 'round and 'round like his hampsters, in
his wheel of misfortune.


Pete (aka: Farts In Circles)

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May 25, 2009, 10:44:56 PM5/25/09
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On May 24, 8:31 pm, Ren <ren1...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> But Pete, Woo-Woo means sex!

NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STOP him before he BREEDS!
(Oh, wait, he'd need a PENIS for that!)

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