I personally recommend that all the gay vaishnavas get used to it:
eating sperm is a mleccha
habit, and yes,illicit sex, and, need we say,intoxicating. Er, what
was that were were forgetting?
Ah yes! Pimping.
If you add Jiva Das and other pimps whom I personally know ,by
gosh,you get a whopping
100% failure rate on the regulative principles. When I was in
Berkeley, Jiva Das used to let the women lick his penis as a reward
for good sankirtana, I heard them complain about it. Jaya Tirtha
tried to get them to eat more penis,but you know,that is why he got
killed,alas.
FIRST KALKI DAS GETS ALL PECKERWOOD OVER THE TRUTH,THEN JANARDANA
CHIMES IN WITH HIS DOG AND PONY SHOW,AND NOT ONE WILL EXPLAIN THIS:
HOW CAN WE OFFER PECKERWOOD WHEN IT AINT A VEGGIE? IF YOU EAT
UNOFFERED PECKERS, YOU GO TO PECKER LOCA. Q.E.D.
STOP EATING BEEFCAKE, SHITHEADS.