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Tom Newton

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Mar 5, 2008, 12:08:48 PM3/5/08
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That's right. I am now working as a consultant
to the Church of Scientology!

I am teaching them how to defend themselves from 'anonymous'.

The basic principle is obvious: Don't Feed The Trolls.

I am telling them to shun you. No physical or verbal confrontations.
Ever. Don't respond to your charges. Don't criticize you. Don't
send out security details. Don't send memos around that can find
their way to the public.

Just close the gates and the doors and ignore you. If they
have to, run from you: It is YOU would look bad in those
circumstances. The Scientologists would look like innocent
victims fleeing masked terrorists.

And the more they ignore you the more desperate you will become
until you finally do something really stupid.

Like you do on the Usenet when we people ignore you: Your posts
get more outlandish and more abusive and more incoherent. And
pretty soon everyone knows what you are: Sickos.

Already, your websites and this newsgroup read like the diaries
of madmen.

I am telling them to just keep out of the way and let you sink
your own ship.

And I am telling them that all of your physical threats are
just hot air. You are lazy cowards who don't do anything
but run your mouths.

You are only dangerous if people let you dictate the rules
of the game and believe your bullshit.

I hope they take my advice. If they do, they will have won
from the moment they make the decision.

Tom

--
calhobbit (at) | The Truth will set you free:
gmail [DOT] com | http://www.sethcenter.com

Hubbard liked 'em young

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Mar 5, 2008, 11:32:47 AM3/5/08
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Tom Newton <t...@server.invalid> wrote in
news:slrnfstkt...@treeoflife.3v8l2x.net:

> That's right. I am now working as a consultant
> to the Church of Scientology!

lol, the cult will end much sooner now. Thanks for hastening it's demise
for us, Newty!

> I am teaching them how to defend themselves from 'anonymous'.
>
> The basic principle is obvious: Don't Feed The Trolls.
>
> I am telling them to shun you. No physical or verbal confrontations.
> Ever. Don't respond to your charges. Don't criticize you. Don't
> send out security details. Don't send memos around that can find
> their way to the public.

Perfect. Would you be able to get OSA to stop following Bunker, Gorman,
Magoo and BlownForGood as well? They're our leaders, remember.



> Just close the gates and the doors and ignore you. If they
> have to, run from you: It is YOU would look bad in those
> circumstances. The Scientologists would look like innocent
> victims fleeing masked terrorists.

Do you seriously think that's how the perception will be? If so, great!
Keep it up the fantasy. Your OT power postulates will fail again.



> And the more they ignore you the more desperate you will become
> until you finally do something really stupid.
>
> Like you do on the Usenet when we people ignore you: Your posts
> get more outlandish and more abusive and more incoherent. And
> pretty soon everyone knows what you are: Sickos.
>
> Already, your websites and this newsgroup read like the diaries
> of madmen.

That reminds me. Can someone reseed the Ron's Journal torrents?



> I am telling them to just keep out of the way and let you sink
> your own ship.
>
> And I am telling them that all of your physical threats are
> just hot air. You are lazy cowards who don't do anything
> but run your mouths.
>
> You are only dangerous if people let you dictate the rules
> of the game and believe your bullshit.
>
> I hope they take my advice. If they do, they will have won
> from the moment they make the decision.

I hope they take your advice too. It's the best thing you can do for
Anonymous.

How long do you think it'll take them until they expose you as an
Anonymous agent?

--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com

Thirsty Thetan

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Mar 5, 2008, 1:07:27 PM3/5/08
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Tom Newton wrote:

> That's right. I am now working as a consultant
> to the Church of Scientology!

Yahoo, their doom is now sealed!

>
> I am teaching them how to defend themselves from 'anonymous'.

Rock throwing and befriending Bigfoot should work great! How many millions
did you have to contribute to them again?

>
> The basic principle is obvious: Don't Feed The Trolls.

Unfortunately, that's just what I'm doing right now, but just can't help it.

>
> I am telling them to shun you. No physical or verbal confrontations.
> Ever. Don't respond to your charges. Don't criticize you. Don't
> send out security details. Don't send memos around that can find
> their way to the public.
>
> Just close the gates and the doors and ignore you. If they
> have to, run from you: It is YOU would look bad in those
> circumstances. The Scientologists would look like innocent
> victims fleeing masked terrorists.

Thankfully, more and more of the missions and orgs will be doing just that,
closing their gates, because of the lack of fresh, gullible raw meat.

>
> And the more they ignore you the more desperate you will become
> until you finally do something really stupid.

Like respond to your inane posts? Stupid me.

>
> Like you do on the Usenet when we people ignore you: Your posts
> get more outlandish and more abusive and more incoherent. And
> pretty soon everyone knows what you are: Sickos.

No one here is ignoring those who matter, and no one is ignoring you because
it's the best entertainment we've had on ARS in a while.

>
> Already, your websites and this newsgroup read like the diaries
> of madmen.

Thanks to your constant spew and the circlejerk, this is true for ARS.

>
> I am telling them to just keep out of the way and let you sink
> your own ship.
>
> And I am telling them that all of your physical threats are
> just hot air. You are lazy cowards who don't do anything
> but run your mouths.

No one is making physical threats except you, TomAlan NewtConnor. I seem to
remember you posting something about throwing bombs at C0f$ and trying to
pin in on Anon.

>
> You are only dangerous if people let you dictate the rules
> of the game and believe your bullshit.

We must be deemed dangerous to the evil cult of greed. Otherwise, why would
you be here constantly harping at us?

>
> I hope they take my advice. If they do, they will have won
> from the moment they make the decision.

Tom, the sad truth is the C0f$ couldn't care less about you. If you're in,
there's help to be found. Free your mind and come out of the delusions.
While you're like this, you're a turd that just won't flush, but if you
come out and escape the cult, you'll be accepted with open arms.
>
> Tom
>

TT

The Badger

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Mar 5, 2008, 1:42:29 PM3/5/08
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On Mar 5, 12:08 pm, Tom Newton <t...@server.invalid> wrote:
> That's right. I am now working as a consultant
> to the Church of Scientology!

Be careful, I hear they give courses in lieu of salaries.

> I am teaching them how to defend themselves from 'anonymous'.

Huh, I could tell them that - "clean up your act."

> The basic principle is obvious: Don't Feed The Trolls.

But they ARE the trolls...

> I am telling them to shun you. No physical or verbal confrontations.
> Ever. Don't respond to your charges. Don't criticize you. Don't
> send out security details. Don't send memos around that can find
> their way to the public.

They will never pull it off. The most damning internal memos that
come from them are about "normal" Co$ policy.

> Just close the gates and the doors and ignore you. If they
> have to, run from you: It is YOU would look bad in those
> circumstances. The Scientologists would look like innocent
> victims fleeing masked terrorists.

This is so out-tech it's not even funny.

> And the more they ignore you the more desperate you will become
> until you finally do something really stupid.

About the silliest I'd get is a Silly String attack, but I wouldn't
pay for more than one or two cans.

> Like you do on the Usenet when we people ignore you: Your posts
> get more outlandish and more abusive and more incoherent. And
> pretty soon everyone knows what you are: Sickos.

Projection is a bitch, Tom.

> Already, your websites and this newsgroup read like the diaries
> of madmen.

ibid.

> I am telling them to just keep out of the way and let you sink
> your own ship.

It would be interesting if this were true - they'll probably wind up
doing exactly the opposite.

*ponders*

*plans for both eventualities, plus the Co$ just being its nasty self*

> And I am telling them that all of your physical threats are
> just hot air. You are lazy cowards who don't do anything
> but run your mouths.

Actually the physical threats aren't even hot air - they're non-
existent.

> You are only dangerous if people let you dictate the rules
> of the game and believe your bullshit.

I've felt that way about the Co$ for a long, long time - especially
the first part.

> I hope they take my advice. If they do, they will have won
> from the moment they make the decision.

Do you have any clue at all how creepy your desperate search for
validation is?

clam....@googlemail.com

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Mar 5, 2008, 2:15:46 PM3/5/08
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On Mar 5, 5:08 pm, Tom Newton < calh...@gmail.com > wrote:

> That's right. I am now working as a consultant
> to the Church of Scientology!

only in your fevered little mind, tom / alan.

read all about tom/alan at:

http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/ac/

poke...@beer.com

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Mar 5, 2008, 2:25:16 PM3/5/08
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Hey Tom, did you forget about your "ARS Bullies" post?

eddieVroom

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Mar 5, 2008, 2:48:33 PM3/5/08
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Tom Newton wrote:

> That's right. I am now working as a consultant
> to the Church of Scientology!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder

--
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television." -- the Fabulous Stains

the Tortured Spark - a Light in the Dark
the Mystical RevvedErrand Doktor eddieVroom
Motor Lodge 13013

http://psyop13013.blogspot.com/

He only comes out when I drink my Djinn...

shellb...@gmail.com

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Mar 5, 2008, 3:10:16 PM3/5/08
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On Mar 5, 12:08 pm, Tom Newton <t...@server.invalid> wrote:

That's great!

How much are they paying you?

I know a winning strategy that would fix this horrible situation they
find themselves in. it would allow them to worship L Ron or DM or a
golden calf if they like. No one would care!
I'd tell them for free too!

Ah heck might as well! It boils down to- "stop being such fucking
jerks and people will leave you alone!"

The Chief Instigator

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Mar 5, 2008, 7:59:02 PM3/5/08
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On Wed, 5 Mar 2008 18:08:48 +0100 (CET), Tom Newton <t...@server.invalid> wrote:
> That's right. I am now working as a consultant
> to the Church of Scientology!

If that's the case, the Fraud of $cientology took a significant step
towards extinction...

--
Patrick "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (pat...@io.com) Houston, Texas
chiefinstigator.us.tt/aeros.php (TCI's 2007-08 Houston Aeros) AA#2273
LAST GAME: Houston 3, Providence 2 (OT) (March 4)
NEXT GAME: Friday, March 7 vs. Hartford, 7:05

ThatBast...@gmail.com

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Mar 5, 2008, 9:07:01 PM3/5/08
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On Mar 5, 12:08 pm, Tom Newton <t...@server.invalid> wrote:

Tom, how can you teach to defend against criticism if you can't do it
yourself? Covering your ears going "lalalala I can't hear you" doesn't
make ADULTS go away. You say all Anonymous does is run their mouth,
but you've done no different.

Tom, we've never made a physical threat towards anyone. Not once. I
demand documemntation of this. And this will be the third time I ask,
hoping you'll stop being a "coward who all he does is run his mouth"
and answer me. HOW CAN YOU BE A COWARD IF YOU CHALLENGE AN "ALL
POWERFUL AND WEALTHY ORGANIZATION" LIKE YOU CLAIM CO$ TO BE?

hamburger helper

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Mar 5, 2008, 10:11:10 PM3/5/08
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<ThatBast...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1aeeab38-0543-4ab6...@n58g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...

That is so awesome, Tom!!!! I'm really happy to hear about your new career.
I really, truly hope it takes you and Scientology to new peaks and bounds,
as I know it will.

Please keep us informed of the spectacular new directions in which you will
lead this organization.

I honestly couldn't be more thrilled for the changes in your life, or for
the changes in this organization! And I mean that sincerely!

HH, couldn't be MORE sincere if I tried


Gronk

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Mar 5, 2008, 10:18:08 PM3/5/08
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Hai "Tom" ! I thought I taught you that acting the asshat was wrong. I
taught you the sekrit to rocks dont'cha know. Stop it and ask your mom up
there above your basement for your meds.

Gregg Hagglund

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Mar 6, 2008, 12:36:59 AM3/6/08
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OSA and the SO will of course stay out of the way of the
demonstrators.
Formerly, when there were only a few picketers they would come out and
try to handle us.
That is impossible now.
The very fact we came back time and again demonstrated there were no
OTs and that SPs could be at cause over an org.

C0$ members are under strict orders to avoid the demonstrators.
And this hurts them big time.

SO are wonder why senior OT staff don't handle the "invaders".

Very Big Loss for C0$
The SPs are the real OTs

GH SP7

On 05 Mar 2008 16:32:47 GMT, "Hubbard liked 'em young" <Yo...@ema.il>
wrote:

>Tom Newton <t...@server.invalid> wrote in

-nothing worth the lint in a rats ass, as usual.

Pinku-Sensei

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Mar 6, 2008, 1:28:54 AM3/6/08
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Tom Newton <t...@server.invalid> wrote in
news:slrnfstkt...@treeoflife.3v8l2x.net:

Happy Staturday, Alan!

> That's right. I am now working as a consultant
> to the Church of Scientology!

Pleace to be confirming Anonymous' suspicions, Alan.

> I am teaching them how to defend themselves from 'anonymous'.

Hahahahahaha! Pleace to be trying, Alan. The attempt should be most
amusing.

> The basic principle is obvious: Don't Feed The Trolls.

Here, Alan. Have some cake. It's delicious.

> I am telling them to shun you. No physical or verbal confrontations.
> Ever. Don't respond to your charges. Don't criticize you. Don't
> send out security details. Don't send memos around that can find
> their way to the public.
>
> Just close the gates and the doors and ignore you. If they
> have to, run from you: It is YOU would look bad in those
> circumstances. The Scientologists would look like innocent
> victims fleeing masked terrorists.
>
> And the more they ignore you the more desperate

You misspelled bold.

> you will become
> until you finally do something really stupid.

You misspelled inspired, too.

> Like you do on the Usenet when we people ignore you: Your posts
> get more outlandish and more abusive and more incoherent. And
> pretty soon everyone knows what you are: Sickos.

Your projector is running, Alan. Do you think that's wise?

> Already, your websites and this newsgroup read like the diaries
> of madmen.

Alan really doesn't understand Anonymous at all, does he? I'd try to
explain the image boards to him, but that would be a violation of rules
1 and 2.

As for this newsgroup, well, there always have been madmen and
especially madwomen posting to it. What's happening now is nothing new.

> I am telling them to just keep out of the way and let you sink
> your own ship.
>
> And I am telling them that all of your physical threats are
> just hot air. You are lazy cowards who don't do anything
> but run your mouths.

Wow, the Green Lantern has nothing on you for projection!

> You are only dangerous if people let you dictate the rules
> of the game

Anonymous already has 100 rules, Alan. Here they are.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rules+of+the+internet

And, yes, they (there is no they, there is only Anonymous--TINT;TIOA)
are going to dictate the rules, they (TINT;TIOA) wrote them!

> and believe your bullshit.

That's the third projection/PKB so far, Alan. You really should develop
a more sophisticated set of psychological defense mechanisms.

> I hope they take my advice. If they do, they will have won
> from the moment they make the decision.

Alan, no declarations of "victolly" until after you've won the Pickett's
Charge. Only then can you graduate to Custer's Last Stand.

> Tom

You really should drop the pretense, Alan. We (TINW;TIOA) know better.
--
Pinku-Sensei
FNVW of AUK
Acting Pollmaster of AFA-B
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
http://club127.net/auk/

John "C"

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Mar 6, 2008, 11:22:23 AM3/6/08
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"Pinku-Sensei" <pinku-...@caballista.org> wrote in message

> As for this newsgroup, well, there always have been madmen and
> especially madwomen posting to it. What's happening now is nothing
new.
>

You're glad that you're a madwoman now, aren't you Pinky Sue?

Number One


Fafara

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Mar 25, 2008, 5:11:11 PM3/25/08
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On Mar 5, 12:08 pm, Tom Newton <t...@server.invalid> wrote:

Sorry for dragging this out, but it seems to me the CoS didn't bother
with Tom's advice. Or is this another Tom?

smith....@yahoo.com

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Mar 25, 2008, 5:15:13 PM3/25/08
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As much as I hate to agree the disagreeable Tom N. he is spot on. If
SoC did start to just ignore, it would be much better for them, and in
fact my complaints would be gone.

How much did you charge them?

beech...@gmail.com

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Mar 25, 2008, 5:28:04 PM3/25/08
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Lame. If he really were taking money from the cos, he certainly
wouldn't admit it. It's like those internet tough guys who pretend to
work for the government. If they really worked for some super-secret
agency, they would know to keep their mouths shut.

Quaoar

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Mar 25, 2008, 6:46:44 PM3/25/08
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If the Dwarfenstein did have a slight stroke and hire Tom N for
*anything*, one can bet that a condition of the contract would be death
for disclosing the contract. Tom N remains alive, so to speak, ergo he
has no contract with the Asthmatic Dwarf.

Q

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