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Re: I nominate Neal Warren, aka Gregory Hall for Kook of the Decade.

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Peter Schilte

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May 25, 2012, 1:44:54 AM5/25/12
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On 25 mei, 00:03, Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq. <gregh...@home.fåke>
wrote:
> http://home.snafu.de/tilman/Barbara_Schwarz_17.12.2007.html
>
> If you peruse the above site you will come to understand that Barbara
> Schwarz not only deserves a nomination for kook of the decade but also a
> lifetime kook award.
>
> Any seconds?
>
> --
> Sir Gregory

Neal, Barbara MIGHT be a kook, you however SURELY are one, as you
demonstrate your sick obsession with her time and time again.
And of course with other women here as well.....

Kat

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May 25, 2012, 2:39:28 AM5/25/12
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He strikes me as more of a sad, lonely little man than a kook but I can't fault your logic. His unhealthy obsession with women is fairly kooky.

Checkmate

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Checkmate!
That's why he prefers men.

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THE COLONEL

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May 25, 2012, 10:33:19 AM5/25/12
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"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
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THAT'S MY PHUCKING AWARD!

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Veni, vidi, vici.

Checkmate

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May 25, 2012, 12:03:33 PM5/25/12
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Checkmate!

First, check out what Bit said:


>
> We interrupt this broadcast for important news from Peter Schilte <peters...@gmail.com>:
> After Barbara gave him the old heave-ho Neal's been over here trying his
> luck on the ladies with similar resulte. Clearly, Neal's search for a bride
> is behind all his whining and ballyhoo, and what brought him to Usenet.
>

Is it any wonder he seeks the comfort of "women" with dicks?

Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq.

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May 25, 2012, 1:16:08 PM5/25/12
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"Kat" <lady...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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On Friday, May 25, 2012 1:44:54 AM UTC-4, Peter Schilte wrote:
> On 25 mei, 00:03, Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq. <gregh...@home.fåke>
> wrote:
> > http://home.snafu.de/tilman/Barbara_Schwarz_17.12.2007.html
> >
> > If you peruse the above site you will come to understand that Barbara
> > Schwarz not only deserves a nomination for kook of the decade but also
> > a
> > lifetime kook award.
> >
> > Any seconds?
> >
> > --
> > Sir Gregory
>
> Neal, Barbara MIGHT be a kook, you however SURELY are one, as you
> demonstrate your sick obsession with her time and time again.
> And of course with other women here as well.....
//
// He strikes me as more of a sad, lonely little man than a kook
// but I can't fault your logic. His unhealthy obsession with women
// is fairly kooky.
//

LOL! Look who's talking. Kat, how's the e-x-t-e-n-d-e-d engagement going?
Face it Kat you'll be an old spinster just like Barbara. No man, once he
gets to know you, is gonna marry you. Men want to marry women - not foul
mouthed old termagants.

--
Sir Gregory


Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq.

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May 25, 2012, 1:22:49 PM5/25/12
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"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
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I'm not the least bit interested in your mother.

SMACKDOWN!!!!!

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Sir Gregory

pandora

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May 25, 2012, 1:28:35 PM5/25/12
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On Fri, 25 May 2012 00:08:25 -0700, Checkmate wrote:

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what Peter Schilte said:
>
>
>
>> On 25 mei, 00:03, Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq. <gregh...@home.fåke>
>> wrote:
>> > http://home.snafu.de/tilman/Barbara_Schwarz_17.12.2007.html
>> >
>> > If you peruse the above site you will come to understand that Barbara
>> > Schwarz not only deserves a nomination for kook of the decade but
>> > also a lifetime kook award.
>> >
>> > Any seconds?
>> >
>> > --
>> > Sir Gregory
>>
>> Neal, Barbara MIGHT be a kook, you however SURELY are one, as you
>> demonstrate your sick obsession with her time and time again. And of
>> course with other women here as well.....
>
> That's why he prefers men.


Indeed. He states that men have superior brains to women and that's
partly why he prefers men. He also just likes dick, even on a so-called
*female*.



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Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq.

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May 25, 2012, 1:41:44 PM5/25/12
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"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message
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You're just so jealous because most of these sexy *females* put you to
shame.

To wit:
http://galleries.smcrevenue.com/galls/latinatranny/hilda_brasil_pic/1.jpg

No nudity.

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pandora

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May 25, 2012, 2:46:44 PM5/25/12
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I've never ever been jealous of another female for their looks. I have
(and do) envy some women for their brains, namely my two daughters-in-law
and my daughter; all marvelous women.

> To wit:
> http://galleries.smcrevenue.com/galls/latinatranny/
hilda_brasil_pic/1.jpg
>
> No nudity.



Don't care. Looks don't last. You oughta know that by now.


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Anon

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May 25, 2012, 3:15:08 PM5/25/12
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pandora wrote in <news:05idneZYi44JTiLS...@scnresearch.com>:

> On Fri, 25 May 2012 13:41:44 -0400, Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq. wrote:
>> You're just so jealous because most of these sexy *females* put you to
>> shame.
>
> I've never ever been jealous of another female for their looks. I have
> (and do) envy some women for their brains, namely my two daughters-in-law
> and my daughter; all marvelous women.

Speaking of family, how's Bent's seizures? His back problems? His
ever-encroaching Alzheimer's? Is his drooling problem getting worse?

How's his pickup truck, still in good working order? Your purple Mazda Miata
removable hard-top with the cherry steering wheel and shift knob? No
tracking bugs on that one, right?

Your torn rotator cuff, still hurting like hell... ever tried getting your
ass off usenet and doing some physical therapy?

How's Helen's kilt business? Your brother's bagpipes group? Your daughter
have a happy marriage? Your two sons successful and fulfilled?

How is your granddaughter in Reno doing? Be sure to wish her Happy Birthday
from me. How're your other 5 grandkids, the teenagers starting to mouth off
yet?

Your cats? Obsidian and Nerys? They're both healthy?

Seems you've got an awful lot that you're giving up just to post stupid
one-liners that are variations on the word 'indeed' here in AUK, along with
your other judgmental tripe, hey.

Seems to me you don't particularly like your life, if you shun it to spend
your days here.

What am I doing here, you ask? Celebrating... another property purchase,
another increase in income, yet another step up the ladder from all you
middle-class and lower-class losers grunting through your desperate,
cash-starved lives.

<step, step, tap tap tap, doing teh Curley shuffle>
Yeah, I'm just that good.

Heh.


--

Who is Gary Lee Burnore?

Gary Lee Burnore is a nasty net.stalker who is so deeply involved in
net.stalking and harassment that he's gone to the trouble of setting
up his own NNTP server and inviting all his psychologically-troubled
friends to use it.

Gary Lee Burnore
137 Meadowbrook Lane
Davidson, NC 28036

SSN: 316-70-3613
DOB: 10-13-1957
BORN: Southbend, IN

Operator of the Databasix.com NNTP server, and the following domains:
netbasix.net
usfast.net
ncfast.net

Databasix.com was recently shut down and has purportedly been bought
and set up again by another person of similar ilk as Gary Lee Burnore.
Some believe it is Mr. Burnore, under a false name. This is bolstered
by the fact that nntpd.databasix.com is hosted on a DSL connection
with IP address 74.211.246.36 (dsl211-246-036.clt1.dsl.speakeasy.net),
a MegaPath (formerly SpeakEasy) IP address in Charlotte, NC. This IP
address is 'coincidentally' very close to the other IP addresses
Gary Lee Burnore is using for other domains of his.

Gary Lee Burnore was convicted of sexually molesting a minor in 1997
in California.

Police Narrative Pages 1-7
http://bayimg.com/haNigAaBd
http://bayimg.com/hanIIaaBd
http://bayimg.com/HaNIlAabd
http://bayimg.com/hAnimaaBD
http://bayimg.com/IANIaaAbD
http://bayimg.com/iaNicaabd
http://bayimg.com/iAnidaabd

Gary Lee Burnore's police confession:
http://bayimg.com/PANCHAaBd

His conviction brought with it the requirement that he register for
life as a sexual offender in any state he resided in:

Gary Lee Burnore's signed Sexual Offender Registration form:
http://bayimg.com/nanioAAbD

The above, zoomed in:
http://bayimg.com/OANiMAABD

Rather than face what he'd done, Gary Lee Burnore violated his
probation to avoid the consequences of his sexual offender
conviction and its lifetime registration requirement. He secretly
absconded from CA to NC; attempted to evade his probation officer;
failed to register as a convicted sexual offender; failed to
attend court-ordered psychological counseling; and tried to evade
paying victim restitution. For his efforts, CA hauled him back
into court and petitioned to revoke his probation:

Petition To Revoke Probation Pages 1-3
http://bayimg.com/LaNihAaBd
http://bayimg.com/laniLAABd
http://bayimg.com/LANiOAabd

Because of a misclarification in the legalese between the California
Interstate Compact for Adult Offender Supervision (CA ICAOS) board and
the NC ICAOS board, Gary Lee Burnore was able to get his conviction
pleaded down to "Assault On Female" in North Carolina (except for
that, he'd be listed on the NC Department of Corrections website as a
Convicted Sexual Offender, registered for life as a sexual predator):

North Carolina Department Of Corrections (NC DOC):
http://webapps6.doc.state.nc.us/opi/viewoffender.do?method=view&offenderID=0594483

Short URL:
http://goo.gl/FSN0W

You'll notice on the website directly above that Gary Lee Burnore is
listed as a "California Interstate Compact Offender".

There are only three ways to get listed on the CA ICAOS list:
Narcotics Offender
Arson Offender
Sexual Offender

Gary Lee Burnore, despite his denials, is a convicted sexual offender,
and we know this from the scanned documents above, and because he
REMAINS on the NC Department of Corrections website as a California
Interstate Compact Offender. If he were either of the other two types
of offender (Narcotics, Arson), he'd have aged off the CA ICAOS
list by now, but convicted sexual offenders are listed for life.

Gary Lee Burnore's PGP-signed confessional post:
http://www.shmoo.com/mail/cypherpunks/jun99/msg00146.html

Gary Lee Burnore now disavows having made that confessional PGP-signed
post, and has for years asserted that the child he was convicted of
molesting either seduced him into doing what he did, or sexually
assaulted him as he slept (he's made both claims), as well as claiming
that _none_ of it happened, that it was all a plot by someone he'd
harassed online, that he'd never spent any time in prison... except
he forgets his NC DOC record, and the CA ICAOS listing reflected
therein.

More reading material:
Message-ID: <0b1dd3d600712dce...@anonymitaet-im-inter.net>
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/b7ab18a19c1d0bdc

Message-ID: <4c0fdcbb534c818f...@dizum.com>
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/7911259ccad1dc09

Message-ID: <8ab6af816a7e504f...@dizum.com>
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/0830c4bd6ec481c7

Message-ID: <2c38499401819919...@remailer.privacy.at>
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/50f591d0a4251e01

Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq.

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May 25, 2012, 3:27:54 PM5/25/12
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"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message
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[trim]

>
> Don't care. Looks don't last. You oughta know that by now.


You're correct when it comes to females. Their looks start to fade after
they reach about age 35. Men, on the other hand, age more gracefully. If
we keep ourselves in shape we tend to look more and more distinguished and
handsome up until about age 70 at which time we tend to go all to hell.
You poor women tend to go all to hell about 35 years sooner.

--
Sir Gregory

Checkmate

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Checkmate!

"Don't know much about biology..."

Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq.

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May 25, 2012, 3:38:20 PM5/25/12
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"Anon" <an...@domain.invalid> wrote in message
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> pandora wrote in
> <news:05idneZYi44JTiLS...@scnresearch.com>:
>
>> On Fri, 25 May 2012 13:41:44 -0400, Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq. wrote:
>>> You're just so jealous because most of these sexy *females* put you to
>>> shame.
>>
>> I've never ever been jealous of another female for their looks. I have
>> (and do) envy some women for their brains, namely my two
>> daughters-in-law
>> and my daughter; all marvelous women.
>
> Speaking of family, how's Bent's seizures? His back problems? His
> ever-encroaching Alzheimer's? Is his drooling problem getting worse?


<snippage>

Anon, you must not be too bright. You seem to have a misunderstanding of
Usenet. Usenet is not for the purpose of attacking folks and their
families as real people. Doing so simply tells the entire listening
audience that you're pretty clueless and perhaps embody sociopathic
tendencies.

In case nobody has ever clued you in, Usenet is for discussion. The tools
of discussion in AUK consist of the educated use of the English language,
some debating skills, and a little grounding in one philosophy or another
on which one bases one's discourse. Continued ad hominem attacks are an
immediate fail because they prove you're quite impotent when it comes to
debate.

When all you can do is attack or attempt to attack beings physically it
tells the world how inept you are at putting them in their place mentally.
It also tells the world that you are a bully who enjoys bringing a shotgun
to a knife fight. So, get a clue and get one soon please.

--
Sir Gregory

Anon

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May 25, 2012, 3:53:07 PM5/25/12
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Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq. wrote in <news:5llcke....@news.alt.net>:
That loud explosion you just heard was Bit Rot's head exploding as his
delusions collided.


And as for you, Mr. Hall. No, AUK is not for discussion. Look at the
charter. It was conceived to funnel the disruptive posters into AUK to keep
them from making other groups unreadable. It was designed to control those
who were out of control, to prevent real-life damage to people by these
kooks.

Now ask yourself... how's that working out? Is AUK fulfilling its charter,
or is it *exporting* more noise, said noise being originated and promulgated
by the so-called 'kookologists'. How many innocent people have had their
lives damaged by these fuckheads? Reference the list I coerced Clayton
McGill to produce, with over 80 names on it of people who've been harassed,
defamed, libeled and stalked by these retards calling themselves
'kookologists'.

In other words, the inmates took over the asylum a long time ago. They're so
established and so delusional that they believe themselves to be equal to
the *real* kookologists of old.

I'm using their tactics against them, which goes to show that you are
completely correct in criticizing those tactics... now don't forget to
criticize the staukers as well, who originated and use on a daily basis the
same tactics.

Of course, you're one of those who *belong* in AUK, being the morphing,
frogging, newsgroup-disrupting, engorged 9" clit-sucking kook that you are.

Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq.

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"Anon" <an...@domain.invalid> wrote in message
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But, consider the fact that Pandora's just a harmless old granny who makes
some promises she then reneges on. But, other than bashing Emmett and
myself from time to time, she's relatively harmless. And, besides, she's a
female and we need females in the group so we can all see how women
operate on a lower plane than men when it comes to pursuits that depend
upon mentality.

It serves YOU and your agenda no useful purpose, nay it is ultimately
destructive of your purpose, to swerve off the road to engage in petty
real-lifeing of someone who, by virtue of her, mentality doesn't really
have a fighting chance to begin with.

--
Sir Gregory

Anon

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May 25, 2012, 4:26:35 PM5/25/12
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Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq. wrote in <news:5lle61....@news.alt.net>:
Translation:
"Take pity on the poor, old retarded granny. She's harmless, really, just an
old, toothless, muttering fool playing out the few meager minutes she's got
left on this planet before she's buried in a cheap pine box under an even
cheaper faux-stone headstone. Besides, she's a woman, she's already
inferior, so she deserves a break."

She is a supporter and enabler of the staukers, and even joins in at times
with the hard-core stauker kooks. Were she able to do so, she'd be right in
there with the rest of the stauker kooks, libeling, defaming and ruining
lives. Her only saving grace is that she's too stupid and slow-witted to do
so.

No mercy for any of them.


--

Bill Keesing's Life Phrase:
"Put the key of despair into the lock of apathy. Turn the knob of mediocrity
slowly and open the door of despondency - welcome to my life."

And it's in a flaming tail-spin. Fasten yer seatbelt and put yer tray
upright, Bill. This might be a bumpy ride.

Porksword Organthruster, that low-life stalking fucknut who has made it his
life's work to harass the half-retarded half-midget Emmett Earl Gulley, Jr.
(and does a half-assed job of it) online is actually Bill Keesing from
Aukland, NZ.

Porksword Organthruster's curriculum vitae:
http://groups.google.com/groups/search?&as_ugroup=alt.usenet.kooks&as_uauthors=Porksword+Organthruster&safe=off

Bill Keesing
Flat 16, 5 Edgars Road, Grey Lynn\Westmere (Cox's Bay), Auckland, NZ 1002
+64 9 376 0106
zz9plur...@orcon.net.nz

Here's the proof:

First, we'll look at Bill Keesing's post to usenet as Porksword
Organthruster, in which he outed himself. This is a long post, so we'll
include a link to it, and you can peruse it at your leisure.
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/0646a49cb01010c4
Message-ID: <1646859.huUyflWWV1@FishhookU>

Now, the above full post is a bit hard to read and follow, so let's dig out
the salient points. This, you should read carefully, and laugh about
heartily.
(Note that I've removed the 'at' (@) sign from email addresses, so they are
fully readable in Google Groups.)
----------------------------------------------------------------------
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----------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------------------------------
> Hi Bill,

> I put the hamper on the side of the road, it is a bit
> stuffed really.

> I rang Ngaire and she will catch up with you next week to
> negotiate with you regarding getting 16/5 Edgars back on
> track, and will also give me a list of maintenance issues,
> current or upcoming that will need attention.

> I hope you don't mind I have given her your contact phone
> # at home and work.

> Ngaire works at Arrow Property Managers, a guy at work
> said she was really nice to deal with, so I hope she suits
> us.

> thanks

> allie


> ----- Original Message Follows -----
>> Hi again,

>> Just a thought. I've got a huge hamper under the house
>> in the electrics room (just up from the letterboxes). If
>> that would be any use to you, you are welcome to it. I
>> scored it at the inorganics a few years ago.

>> There is also a door at the back of the electrics room
>> that leads under the house, and there is storage there -
>> I have seen Aidan in there a couple of times. I don't
>> know how water tight it is, but you could use that space
>> for free and padlock it.

>> cheers

>> allie


>> ----- Original Message Follows -----
>>> Hi Bill,

>>> Can you please send an email response back to me by
>>> Friday 25th March, 2011.

>>> Please confirm whether you believe there are storage
>>> and cleaning issues that need to be addressed at unit
>>> 16/5 Edgars Rd.

>>> If there are storage and cleaning issues, you need to
>>> provide me with a plan to consider for how you wish
>>> to manage clearing and cleaning prior to site
>>> inspection in October.

>>> If you believe there are not any storage and cleaning
>>> issues, then please offer me a time within the next
>>> week that I can come around and visit.

>>> Thanks

>>> allie


>>> ----- Original Message Follows -----
>>>> Hey Bill,
>>>>
>>>> Given that you are a bit short of cash at the moment
>>>> , (and me) why don't we leave a site inspection
>>>> until October, 2011 before you go to Bathurst. (You
>>>> are off in November, if I recall). This will give us
>>>> both something to aim for and save for.

>>>> That way, you can do what you need to do, and I can
>>>> arrange a carpet clean for your unit when the
>>>> weathers warm again.

>>>> I don't know how to do a proper property inspection
>>>> anyway - eg checking taps, pipes, leaks etc, so
>>>> would get someone professional in to do that for me,
>>>> so that I can do a maintenance plan/budget then.

>>>> Thanks

>>>> allie


>>>> ----- Original Message -----
>>>> From: "Alison Kerr" <allie.k AT clear.net.nz>
>>>> To: <bill AT help.geek.nz>
>>>> Cc: <allie.k AT clear.net.nz>
>>>> Sent: Monday, March 21, 2011 6:20 AM
>>>> Subject: Cleaning of unit 16

>>>>> Hi Bill,
>>>>>
>>>>> The painters told me that your place was really
>>>>> smelly and full to overflowing with boxes.

>>>>> Have been putting off saying anything, bit like
>>>>> telling the person next to you at work that they
>>>>> have BO.

>>>>> Can you please clean up your unit and clear out
>>>>> any rubbish, and email me a time in the next month
>>>>> to do a site inspection. After work is fine.

>>>>> Thanks

>>>>> allie
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----------------------------------------------------------------------

Ok, in the above snippet of the above whole post, we see Alison Kerr (Bill
Keesing's landlord) admonishing him for having a smelly apartment that's
stacked full of boxes, and is setting up a date and time for an inspection
to be sure Bill Keesing obeys the landlord's cleanliness rules.

Now, Bill Keesing has changed the WHOIS of his domain since outing himself
(help.geek.nz, taken from the email address in the post from Porksword
Organthruster (AKA Bill Keesing) above):
http://whois.domaintools.com/help.geek.nz
domain_datelastmodified: 2011-03-29 T16:24:12+13:00 <<=== NOTE DATE
registrant_contact_name: Bill Keesing
registrant_contact_address1: 28 The Warehouse Way
registrant_contact_address2: Northcote
registrant_contact_city: Auckland
registrant_contact_country: NZ (NEW ZEALAND)
registrant_contact_phone: +64 9 999-9999
registrant_contact_email: a...@orcon.net.nz
The above address is Orcon broadband and telephone.

But PRIOR to 29 Mar 2011 (the day after he accidentally posted the
information above to usenet, outing himself as a stalking, harassing,
defaming, libeling scumbag kook who likes to pick on retarded midgets
online), the WHOIS for Bill Keesing's domain read as follows:
registrant_contact_name: Bill Keesing
registrant_contact_address1: Flat 16-5 Edgars Road
registrant_contact_address2: Grey Lynn
registrant_contact_city: Auckland
registrant_contact_country: NZ 1002
registrant_contact_phone: +64 9 376 0106
registrant_contact_email: zz9plur...@orcon.net.nz

Now, you may be saying, "Well, that doesn't prove anything at all! You could
just be making all of this up."

Well, you COULD call the telephone number (+64 9 376 0106) to hear Bill
Keesing sobbing about stupidly outing himself on usenet as a stalking,
harassing, defaming, libeling scumbag kook who likes to pick on retarded
midgets online. :-)

But, there are other ways to ascertain that the above is true.

Bill Keesing has posted a photo online here:
http://www.metvuw.com/index-content.php?date=20090721
http://www.metvuw.com/photoofweek/photo-20090721-03.jpg

Here's a quote on that web page from Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword
Organthruster):
Bill Keesing
"'Sunlight shining through the fog over Cox's Creek in Cox's Bay, Auckland.
The picture was taken by a Canon Powershot A410 on the automatic setting.
The picture was taken looking towards the northwest. It was a nice, crisp
walk to catch the bus into work that morning' wrote Bill. The photograph was
taken at 08:26 on 3 June 2009."

Now, to find exactly where this photo was taken, we have to start from where
Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword Organthruster) lives:
Here's the Google Street View of his low-rent stink-factory apartment on
Edgars Road:
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=5+Edgars+Road,+Grey+Lynn,+Auckland,+NZ+1002&sll=-36.854309,174.72672&sspn=0.000906,0.001714&hnear=5+Edgars+Rd,+Auckland+1022,+Auckland,+New+Zealand&layer=c&cbll=-36.854409,174.726653&panoid=sBrQtzc2Zi9iHTfDv8FNyw&cbp=12,106.23,,0,5.49&ie=UTF8&hq=&ll=-36.854308,174.726721&spn=0,0.001714&z=19&iwloc=A

Note the row of letterboxes just 'round the bend on Edgars Road, and the low
doorway just past them that leads into the electrics room. Behind the
electrics room is where Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword Organthruster) is
storing the boxes that were cluttering his apartment and making it stink so
badly.

The apartment address, the letterboxes, the doorway to the electrics room,
the stinky apartment, and the boxes cluttering Bill Keesing's apartment are
all mentioned in the emails from Alison Kerr to Bill Keesing, posted to
usenet by Porksword Organthruster (AKA Bill Keesing).

Now, from the metvuw.com link above, where Bill Keesing submitted a photo,
we know that Bill Keesing takes the bus to work, and that he walks to the
bus stop. Looking at Google Maps shows that there is only one way out of
that end of Edgars Road. So, let's follow along Edgars Road and see if any
of the Google Street View photos match the photo that Bill Keesing (AKA
Porksword Organthruster) submitted to metvuw.com.

We find that if we go down Edgars Road about one block to the intersection
of Edgars Road and Kingsley Street, and continue straight on Edgars Road to
the next 'hop' on Google Street View past that intersection, we see the same
photo in Google Street View as Bill Keesing (aka Porksword Organthruster)
submitted to metvuw.com. Note that, just like Bill Keesing said of his
photo, Google Street View is looking in a northwesterly direction.

One block from his apartment is where Bill Keesing took that photo he
submitted to metvuw.com.

=========================

So, what do we have here:
1} We have a conversation between Alison Kerr (landlord) and Bill Keesing
(tenant) about his "really smelly", cluttered apartment, posted to usenet
accidentally by Porksword Organthruster. If Porksword OrganThruster is not
Bill Keesing, how did he come into possession of that personal email
exchange?

2} Immediately after discovering that he'd accidentally posted this
embarrassing and identifying information, Porksword Organthruster
disappeared from usenet, whereas before he would post every day to harass
the half-retarded, half-midget Emmett Earl Gulley, Jr. of Melbourne, FL, US.
If Porksword Organthruster were NOT Bill Keesing, why would he care if Bill
Keesing's address were revealed, and run from usenet as he did?

3} The address in the old help.geek.nz domain registration information by
Bill Keesing, and in the emails from Alison Kerr to Bill Keesing (and
accidentally posted by Porksword Organthruster) match exactly, as does the
description of the property in question.

4} We have a photo submitted by Bill Keesing to metvuw.com, that is only one
block from the address specified in the old registration information by Bill
Keesing (and in the emails from Alison Kerr to Bill Keesing, accidentally
posted by Porksword Organthruster).

5} Bill Keesing suddenly changed the information in his domain registration
to inaccurate information, in an attempt to hide his true whereabouts, after
he'd found that he'd outed himself on usenet as a stalking, harassing,
defaming, libeling scumbag kook.

6) Bill Keesing is an AUK (alt.usenet.kooks) denizen from WAY back. I trust
you can do your own search to verify this.

7} Bill Keesing discontinued his http://users.iconz.co.nz/keesing site, when
he'd been using it in the signatures of some of his website forum posts as
far back as May 29, 1998 and as recently as January 01, 2011. That matters
little, as the Wayback Machine has archived it.

8} After being outed as a creepy, smelly, hoarding online stalker, Bill
Keesing (aka Porksword Organthruster) flounced from usenet (21 Apr 2011,
Message-ID: <1630688.KXDNF0lm0F@FishhookU> titled "I am out of here.", his
farewell kook speech), only to return incognito.

Here's the link to his site ('user.iconz.co.nz/keesing' redirects to
'www3.iconz.co.nz/bill'):
http://replay.waybackmachine.org/19970301092752/http://www3.iconz.co.nz/bill/

On that web page, Bill states, "I am currently employed by the Internet
Company of New Zealand as a Customer Support Officer...". The Internet
Company of New Zealand is iconz.co.nz / iconz.net.

And here's Bill Keesing's photos. Note that he LOOKS like a stinky, hoarding
stalker (and that photo is 14 years old... his looks have probably not
improved with age):
http://replay.waybackmachine.org/19970703074321/http://www3.iconz.co.nz/bill/images/bill.jpg
http://replay.waybackmachine.org/19970703074321/http://www3.iconz.co.nz/bill/images/bill.gif

He's also got another website:
http://petrolhead.orconhosting.net.nz/Photography/MOTAT/thumb.html
Note the text blurb at the bottom: "All images Copyright Bill Keesing"
According to the photographs' EXIF data, the pictures on this site were
taken with a Canon EOS 350D DIGITAL camera (Serial #0430202293) that Bill
got from Scott & Kerry-Sue Thomson, also of Aukland, NZ. In fact, that's
them in the picture of the interior of the trolley, with the baby stroller.
Kerry-Sue Thomson is Bill Keesing's daughter (can you believe Bill was ever
allowed to breed?!).

=========================

The above information can lead us to only one incontrovertible conclusion:
Bill Keesing of Aukland, NZ, that stinky hoarder, is Porksword
Organthruster, that stupid, stalking, harassing, defaming, libeling scumbag
kook who likes to pick on retarded midgets online.

=========================

Now that Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword Organthruster) has stupidly outed
himself, he probably thinks that the majority of the damage is done. Not so,
by quite a long shot.

1} The domain registration information for Bill Keesing's domain
(help.geek.nz) is inaccurate, meaning that should someone report that domain
for inaccurate WHOIS information, the host would most likely terminate that
domain, or force Bill Keesing to re-enter the old, accurate information.

2} His employer will most likely find out about Bill Keesing's proclivity
for stalking, harassing, defaming, libeling and picking on retarded midgets
online, as well as his poor hygiene and obsessive hoarding. The consequences
of this are unforetold.

3} His landlord will most likely find out about Bill Keesing's
extra-curricular activities which so consume him that he neglects his
apartment, allowing it to become a cluttered stinkhole.

4} His family will most likely find out that Bill Keesing is an
embarrassment to the family. Forever after they find out, he'll always
wonder if they're still saying behind his back, "I wonder if he's still a
creepy online stalker?", as they quietly tell their children to avoid him.



Relax, Bill.
It's all in good fun, right?
It's just words, right?
Words can't hurt you, right?

Right, Bill?


(.) (_)
U
<evil grin>

pandora

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Whatever floats your boat, as I said. I don't particularly care if you
like women or not. It's your life and your business. And it's pretty
obvious to me (and everyone else) that you prefer males to females in the
first place. Your bias is showing.




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pandora

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I have more of a fighting chance than that psycho Anon.

I'd say, IMHO, that he/she/it was hurt terribly by me at sometime, some
place, somewhere. It has never gotten over it.




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"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message
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Negative on the bias. I'm just stating accepted fact. Women live by the
sword and they die by the sword. That is their lot in life. Many of the
most beautiful women simply have no other positive attributes because
they've never had any call to develop any due to the fact that their
attractive and sexy looks get them everything they want with a simple
wiggle of their ass.

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Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq.

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Maybe you should knit him a sweater??? LOL!

pandora

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Yes, there are *some* women who behave that way and I feel as sorry for
them as I do the men who fall for it. I've been told through the years
that I'm quite attractive but I've never used it to my advantage. I
don't hold with that behavior. I've always gotten along with my skills,
wits and brains. It has held me in good stead.




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pandora

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Sorry. Not ever. I don't knit sweaters for vindictive persons.




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On Fri, 25 May 2012 21:14:49 +0000, Bit <bitrot wrote:

>>pandora wrote in
>><news:05idneZYi44JTiLS...@scnresearch.com>:
>>
>>> I've never ever been jealous of another female for their looks. I
>>> have (and do) envy some women for their brains, namely my two
>>> daughters-in-law and my daughter; all marvelous women.
>>
>>
> <snicker, now watch Anon take some boots to the head>
>
> Anon the Coward <an...@domain.invalid> contra-fapped himself thusly:
>>
>>Speaking of family,
> <snip outer-filthing>
>>pickup
> <snip outer-filthing>
>>removable
> <snip outer-filthing>
>>rotator
> <snip outer-filthing>
>>kilt
> <snip outer-filthing>
>>bagpipes
> <snip outer-filthing>
>>have a happy
> snip outer-filthing>
>>Reno
> <snip outer-filthing>
>>cats
> <snip outer-filthing>
>
> Nooooooohooohoooo, you're not a psychopathic kOok are ya Humpty. A few
> minutes ago in AUK from the 'Anon' Coward koOk: Anon
> <an...@domain.invalid> wrote:
> in Message-ID: <jpopuh$v45$1...@newsfeed.x-privat.org> "Outer-filthing is
> what you *do*"
>
> Appears to be the other way around innit retard. But you're about as
> dumb and clueless as a pusspuss gets so it's expected. <snicker> OMG how
> well Pandora musta kicked your ass to get you bawling like this. Just
> OMG. It's like your advances towards her were spurned for years or
> summin like that... hmmmm?

Indeedy. This individual does seem to be extremely butt hurt.

> Well nobody kicks the shit outa you like I do snookums, nobody. Yea, I'z
> just that good. Hey!
>
>>Seems to me <snip>
>
> Think it was made very clear that whatever "seems to" you, is
> irrelevant, yakOok.
>
Heh.

> OBTW - looks like the old x-privat light is about to go out eh Humpty?
> Where you be crawling off to? You know your track record on the free
> servers don't you ...Humpty.
>
>
> I pro-torlled you on the other plinkitty plonks, just because I'm that
> good.. but this one's a
>
> *plonk*
>
> .... or ask yourself koOk, 'is it?'


:-)



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Fred Hall

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On Fri, 25 May 2012 16:13:34 -0500, pandora <pan...@peak.org> wrote
in <05idnR1Yi45jaCLS...@scnresearch.com>:
Having seen pics of you, I will second the motion that you are very
attractive. (For Nellie: No, they were not nude pics)

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'Andre' (aka Bit Rot), the self-confessed cross-dressing tranny wrote in
<news:jposo9$o12$1...@dont-email.me>:

>>pandora wrote in <news:05idneZYi44JTiLS...@scnresearch.com>:
>>
>>> I've never ever been jealous of another female for their looks. I have
>>> (and do) envy some women for their brains, namely my two daughters-in-law
>>> and my daughter; all marvelous women.
>>
>
Yeah, and you contacting people in Emmett's area? You posting every scrap of
data you can find about Emmett, or Greg Hanson, or Mark Morgan or Neal
Warren? You contacting Liz Dahl in order to dig up even more dirt on Emmett?
You threatening to burn down Greg Hall's boat, and file false police reports
to trick the police into visiting said boat?

Nah, you're not a real-lifing, outer-filthing kook. Not at all.


> But you're about as dumb and clueless as a pusspuss gets so it's expected.
> <snicker> OMG how well Pandora musta kicked your ass to get you bawling
> like this. Just OMG. It's like your advances towards her were spurned for
> years or summin like that... hmmmm?

Your continuing insinuation that I'm Greg Hall is noted, Delusional Kook.

> Well nobody kicks the shit outa you like I do snookums, nobody.
> Yea, I'z just that good. Hey!

No, you're just that retarded and delusional. Dancing around like a
crack-happy retard and claiming you're winning isn't winning, kook.

>> Seems you've got an awful lot that you're giving up just to post stupid
>> one-liners that are variations on the word 'indeed' here in AUK, along with
>> your other judgmental tripe, hey.
>
> Think[SMACK]

What you think is irrelevant, kook.

> OBTW - looks like the old x-privat light is about to go out eh Humpty?
> Where you be crawling off to? You know your track record on the free servers
> don't you ...Humpty.

Your continuing insinuation that I'm Greg Hall is noted, Delusional Kook.

> I pro-torlled you on the other plinkitty plonks, just because I'm that
> good.. but this one's a

Translation:
"I'm a coward who responds then claims 'plonk' as I run away. In order to
cover my ass and keep from looking like the limp-dicked loser I am, I'm now
backpedalling and claiming 'I meant to do that', when the reality is that I
was forced to do so by my overwhelming cowardice. Please believe me when I
make this claim, this is all I could come up with to save face."

> *plonk*
>
> .... or ask yourself koOk, 'is it?'

No, it's not. It's your bugle call of retreat, which you sound after every
post in reply to me. Because you're a cowardly kook.

Anon

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Bit wrote in <news:jpotjr$o12$2...@dont-email.me>:

> We interrupt this broadcast for important news from Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq. <greghall@home.fåke>:
> And to anyone that falls for greggie's _timely_ auto-lecture, after
> "the" cowardly Anon sock's extensive and repeated real lifing and
> outer-filthing, I've got a bridge for sale in Egypt, cheap.

Bwahahaaaaahaaaaaa!

Delusional kook.
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Anon

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Bit wrote in <news:jpotv7$o12$3...@dont-email.me>:

> We interrupt this broadcast for important news from Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq. <greghall@home.fåke>:
>>"Anon" <an...@domain.invalid> wrote in message
>>news:jponv1$udc$1...@newsfeed.x-privat.org...
>>> Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq. wrote in
>>> <news:5llcke....@news.alt.net>:
>>>
>>>> "Anon" <an...@domain.invalid> wrote in message
>>>> news:jpolnr$tib$1...@newsfeed.x-privat.org...
>>>>> pandora wrote in
>>>>> <news:05idneZYi44JTiLS...@scnresearch.com>:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Fri, 25 May 2012 13:41:44 -0400, Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq.
> Shhhhhwing an'a miss #2
>
> This chapter is called "greggie attemtps to re-endear himself to Pandora
> _after_ socking up as Anon to outer-filth her, because she kicked his ass
> to the curb so well for so many years".

Bwahahahaaaaaa!!!

Rock Hard Stupid Delusional Kook.
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Thanx for the support. I appreciate it.




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But what about me? Here I am rushing to your defense against anon. Don't I
deserver some kind of a reward for good behavior?

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pandora

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On Fri, 25 May 2012 21:29:31 +0000, Bit <bitrot wrote:

> We interrupt this broadcast for important news from Sir · Gregory ·
> Hall, Esq. <greghall@home.fåke>:
>>"Anon" <an...@domain.invalid> wrote in message
>>news:jpolnr$tib$1...@newsfeed.x-privat.org...
>>> pandora wrote in
>>> <news:05idneZYi44JTiLS...@scnresearch.com>:
>>>
>>>> On Fri, 25 May 2012 13:41:44 -0400, Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq.
> And to anyone that falls for greggie's _timely_ auto-lecture, after
> "the" cowardly Anon sock's extensive and repeated real lifing and
> outer-filthing, I've got a bridge for sale in Egypt, cheap.


Well, it was a *nice* gesture even if he is arguing with himself. :-)



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"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message
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Well, that's probably why I find you so irresistible. . .

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"Fred Hall" <fkh...@databasix.com> wrote in message
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> Having seen pics of you, I will second the motion that you are very
> attractive. (For Nellie: No, they were not nude pics)


Then what good are they???

pandora

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On Fri, 25 May 2012 21:35:36 +0000, Bit <bitrot wrote:

> We interrupt this broadcast for important news from Sir · Gregory ·
> Hall, Esq. <greghall@home.fåke>:
>>"Anon" <an...@domain.invalid> wrote in message
>>news:jponv1$udc$1...@newsfeed.x-privat.org...
>>> Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq. wrote in
>>> <news:5llcke....@news.alt.net>:
>>>
>>>> "Anon" <an...@domain.invalid> wrote in message
>>>> news:jpolnr$tib$1...@newsfeed.x-privat.org...
>>>>> pandora wrote in
>>>>> <news:05idneZYi44JTiLS...@scnresearch.com>:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Fri, 25 May 2012 13:41:44 -0400, Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq.
> Shhhhhwing an'a miss #2
>
> This chapter is called "greggie attemtps to re-endear himself to Pandora
> _after_ socking up as Anon to outer-filth her, because she kicked his
> ass to the curb so well for so many years".


Possibly, but I'm not convinced, yet. There is a clue in Anon's initial
outer filthing that might lead me to its identity. I'll let IT stew in
its own juices for a while.



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"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message
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Duh. Anon is not me. If you are as intelligent as you claim, surely you
can tell from the tone of anon's posts alone that the Rube ain't anything
like me.

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pandora

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Hmmmm, time will tell.




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pandora

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Quite possibly. Many do.




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On Fri, 25 May 2012 21:46:44 +0000, Bit <bitrot wrote:

> We interrupt this broadcast for important news from pandora
> <pan...@peak.org>:
> You do it so well. Did you happen to ever own one of those dolls called
> a "Chatty Cathy"? They had a string you could pull and they'd yack all
> day. KoOks are like that. We pull on a string and they dance and yack.

No, I never had one of those. I gave up dolls when I was 10. But you're
right, kooks do seem to have a short fuse.

>>> Well nobody kicks the shit outa you like I do snookums, nobody. Yea,
>>> I'z just that good. Hey!
>>>
>>>>Seems to me <snip>
>>>
>>> Think it was made very clear that whatever "seems to" you, is
>>> irrelevant, yakOok.
>>>
>>Heh.
>>
>>> OBTW - looks like the old x-privat light is about to go out eh Humpty?
>>> Where you be crawling off to? You know your track record on the free
>>> servers don't you ...Humpty.
>>>
>>>
>>> I pro-torlled you on the other plinkitty plonks, just because I'm that
>>> good.. but this one's a
>>>
>>> *plonk*
>>>
>>> .... or ask yourself koOk, 'is it?'
>>
>>
>>:-)
>
> <-;





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Indeed!

pandora

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Since I don't know the real *you*, I can't make that judgement.



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On Fri, 25 May 2012 21:51:05 +0000, Bit <bitrot wrote:

> We interrupt this broadcast for important news from pandora
> <pan...@peak.org>:
> nice? Nice like the rattler on the road that promises not to bite you if
> you'd just pick him up and go for a nice little walk.

Indeed. That's why I haven't been taken in completely. My Daddy didn't
raise no fools.




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"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message
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Then invite me to *Seattle*. . .

Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq.

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"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message
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It sounds to me like Bit Rot is getting jealous. I think he might have a
crush on you.

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pandora

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It's a big city. But no, I don't do that.




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pandora

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Heh. Could be......




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Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq. wrote in <news:5lll1p....@news.alt.net>:
Impossible. Marguerite Kathleenann Petersen of Corvallis, OR doesn't have a
donkey penis hanging between her legs, nor does her ass look like that of a
a young boy's, so Bit Rot won't be the least bit interested in her.
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"Bit Rot" <bit...@aukhistory.org> wrote in message
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[trim]

> Of course the grounded among us would skip past such claims because
> there's
> no need to defend anything. I've been called Tim Skrivin sure... the
> last
> thing I need to do is list reasons why I'm not.

The *grounded* among us??? Bwahahahhahahha. You spelled *clueless* wrong.

Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq.

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"Anon" <an...@domain.invalid> wrote in message
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[trim]

> Impossible. Marguerite Kathleenann Petersen of Corvallis, OR doesn't
> have a
> donkey penis hanging between her legs, nor does her ass look like that
> of a
> a young boy's, so Bit Rot won't be the least bit interested in her.


Wrong! I located her IP number and it's from Waldport, Oregon. But, that's
a suburb of Seattle, I think.

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Anon

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Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq. wrote in <news:5llnm2....@news.alt.net>:
He doesn't feel the need to state that he's not Tim Skirvin because being
Tim Skirvin would be a very large step up for him.

If everyone started saying he was the coprophilic Mark Morgan, he'd change
his tune, and all you'd hear from him is whiny "That's not me!" mewlings.

And he's about as grounded as his nutsack after I yet again boot it into
outer space.


--

Bill Keesing's Life Phrase:
"Put the key of despair into the lock of apathy. Turn the knob of mediocrity
slowly and open the door of despondency - welcome to my life."

And it's in a flaming tail-spin. Fasten yer seatbelt and put yer tray
upright, Bill. This might be a bumpy ride.

Porksword Organthruster, that low-life stalking fucknut who has made it his
life's work to harass the half-retarded half-midget Emmett Earl Gulley, Jr.
(and does a half-assed job of it) online is actually Bill Keesing from
Aukland, NZ.

Porksword Organthruster's curriculum vitae:
http://groups.google.com/groups/search?&as_ugroup=alt.usenet.kooks&as_uauthors=Porksword+Organthruster&safe=off

Bill Keesing
Flat 16, 5 Edgars Road, Grey Lynn\Westmere (Cox's Bay), Auckland, NZ 1002
+64 9 376 0106
zz9plur...@orcon.net.nz

Here's the proof:

First, we'll look at Bill Keesing's post to usenet as Porksword
Organthruster, in which he outed himself. This is a long post, so we'll
include a link to it, and you can peruse it at your leisure.
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/0646a49cb01010c4
Message-ID: <1646859.huUyflWWV1@FishhookU>

Now, the above full post is a bit hard to read and follow, so let's dig out
the salient points. This, you should read carefully, and laugh about
heartily.
(Note that I've removed the 'at' (@) sign from email addresses, so they are
fully readable in Google Groups.)
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> Hi Bill,

> I put the hamper on the side of the road, it is a bit
> stuffed really.

> I rang Ngaire and she will catch up with you next week to
> negotiate with you regarding getting 16/5 Edgars back on
> track, and will also give me a list of maintenance issues,
> current or upcoming that will need attention.

> I hope you don't mind I have given her your contact phone
> # at home and work.

> Ngaire works at Arrow Property Managers, a guy at work
> said she was really nice to deal with, so I hope she suits
> us.

> thanks

> allie


> ----- Original Message Follows -----
>> Hi again,

>> Just a thought. I've got a huge hamper under the house
>> in the electrics room (just up from the letterboxes). If
>> that would be any use to you, you are welcome to it. I
>> scored it at the inorganics a few years ago.

>> There is also a door at the back of the electrics room
>> that leads under the house, and there is storage there -
>> I have seen Aidan in there a couple of times. I don't
>> know how water tight it is, but you could use that space
>> for free and padlock it.

>> cheers

>> allie


>> ----- Original Message Follows -----
>>> Hi Bill,

>>> Can you please send an email response back to me by
>>> Friday 25th March, 2011.

>>> Please confirm whether you believe there are storage
>>> and cleaning issues that need to be addressed at unit
>>> 16/5 Edgars Rd.

>>> If there are storage and cleaning issues, you need to
>>> provide me with a plan to consider for how you wish
>>> to manage clearing and cleaning prior to site
>>> inspection in October.

>>> If you believe there are not any storage and cleaning
>>> issues, then please offer me a time within the next
>>> week that I can come around and visit.

>>> Thanks

>>> allie


>>> ----- Original Message Follows -----
>>>> Hey Bill,
>>>>
>>>> Given that you are a bit short of cash at the moment
>>>> , (and me) why don't we leave a site inspection
>>>> until October, 2011 before you go to Bathurst. (You
>>>> are off in November, if I recall). This will give us
>>>> both something to aim for and save for.

>>>> That way, you can do what you need to do, and I can
>>>> arrange a carpet clean for your unit when the
>>>> weathers warm again.

>>>> I don't know how to do a proper property inspection
>>>> anyway - eg checking taps, pipes, leaks etc, so
>>>> would get someone professional in to do that for me,
>>>> so that I can do a maintenance plan/budget then.

>>>> Thanks

>>>> allie


>>>> ----- Original Message -----
>>>> From: "Alison Kerr" <allie.k AT clear.net.nz>
>>>> To: <bill AT help.geek.nz>
>>>> Cc: <allie.k AT clear.net.nz>
>>>> Sent: Monday, March 21, 2011 6:20 AM
>>>> Subject: Cleaning of unit 16

>>>>> Hi Bill,
>>>>>
>>>>> The painters told me that your place was really
>>>>> smelly and full to overflowing with boxes.

>>>>> Have been putting off saying anything, bit like
>>>>> telling the person next to you at work that they
>>>>> have BO.

>>>>> Can you please clean up your unit and clear out
>>>>> any rubbish, and email me a time in the next month
>>>>> to do a site inspection. After work is fine.

>>>>> Thanks

>>>>> allie
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----------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Ok, in the above snippet of the above whole post, we see Alison Kerr (Bill
Keesing's landlord) admonishing him for having a smelly apartment that's
stacked full of boxes, and is setting up a date and time for an inspection
to be sure Bill Keesing obeys the landlord's cleanliness rules.

Now, Bill Keesing has changed the WHOIS of his domain since outing himself
(help.geek.nz, taken from the email address in the post from Porksword
Organthruster (AKA Bill Keesing) above):
http://whois.domaintools.com/help.geek.nz
domain_datelastmodified: 2011-03-29 T16:24:12+13:00 <<=== NOTE DATE
registrant_contact_name: Bill Keesing
registrant_contact_address1: 28 The Warehouse Way
registrant_contact_address2: Northcote
registrant_contact_city: Auckland
registrant_contact_country: NZ (NEW ZEALAND)
registrant_contact_phone: +64 9 999-9999
registrant_contact_email: a...@orcon.net.nz
The above address is Orcon broadband and telephone.

But PRIOR to 29 Mar 2011 (the day after he accidentally posted the
information above to usenet, outing himself as a stalking, harassing,
defaming, libeling scumbag kook who likes to pick on retarded midgets
online), the WHOIS for Bill Keesing's domain read as follows:
registrant_contact_name: Bill Keesing
registrant_contact_address1: Flat 16-5 Edgars Road
registrant_contact_address2: Grey Lynn
registrant_contact_city: Auckland
registrant_contact_country: NZ 1002
registrant_contact_phone: +64 9 376 0106
registrant_contact_email: zz9plur...@orcon.net.nz

Now, you may be saying, "Well, that doesn't prove anything at all! You could
just be making all of this up."

Well, you COULD call the telephone number (+64 9 376 0106) to hear Bill
Keesing sobbing about stupidly outing himself on usenet as a stalking,
harassing, defaming, libeling scumbag kook who likes to pick on retarded
midgets online. :-)

But, there are other ways to ascertain that the above is true.

Bill Keesing has posted a photo online here:
http://www.metvuw.com/index-content.php?date=20090721
http://www.metvuw.com/photoofweek/photo-20090721-03.jpg

Here's a quote on that web page from Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword
Organthruster):
Bill Keesing
"'Sunlight shining through the fog over Cox's Creek in Cox's Bay, Auckland.
The picture was taken by a Canon Powershot A410 on the automatic setting.
The picture was taken looking towards the northwest. It was a nice, crisp
walk to catch the bus into work that morning' wrote Bill. The photograph was
taken at 08:26 on 3 June 2009."

Now, to find exactly where this photo was taken, we have to start from where
Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword Organthruster) lives:
Here's the Google Street View of his low-rent stink-factory apartment on
Edgars Road:
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=5+Edgars+Road,+Grey+Lynn,+Auckland,+NZ+1002&sll=-36.854309,174.72672&sspn=0.000906,0.001714&hnear=5+Edgars+Rd,+Auckland+1022,+Auckland,+New+Zealand&layer=c&cbll=-36.854409,174.726653&panoid=sBrQtzc2Zi9iHTfDv8FNyw&cbp=12,106.23,,0,5.49&ie=UTF8&hq=&ll=-36.854308,174.726721&spn=0,0.001714&z=19&iwloc=A

Note the row of letterboxes just 'round the bend on Edgars Road, and the low
doorway just past them that leads into the electrics room. Behind the
electrics room is where Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword Organthruster) is
storing the boxes that were cluttering his apartment and making it stink so
badly.

The apartment address, the letterboxes, the doorway to the electrics room,
the stinky apartment, and the boxes cluttering Bill Keesing's apartment are
all mentioned in the emails from Alison Kerr to Bill Keesing, posted to
usenet by Porksword Organthruster (AKA Bill Keesing).

Now, from the metvuw.com link above, where Bill Keesing submitted a photo,
we know that Bill Keesing takes the bus to work, and that he walks to the
bus stop. Looking at Google Maps shows that there is only one way out of
that end of Edgars Road. So, let's follow along Edgars Road and see if any
of the Google Street View photos match the photo that Bill Keesing (AKA
Porksword Organthruster) submitted to metvuw.com.

We find that if we go down Edgars Road about one block to the intersection
of Edgars Road and Kingsley Street, and continue straight on Edgars Road to
the next 'hop' on Google Street View past that intersection, we see the same
photo in Google Street View as Bill Keesing (aka Porksword Organthruster)
submitted to metvuw.com. Note that, just like Bill Keesing said of his
photo, Google Street View is looking in a northwesterly direction.

One block from his apartment is where Bill Keesing took that photo he
submitted to metvuw.com.

=========================

So, what do we have here:
1} We have a conversation between Alison Kerr (landlord) and Bill Keesing
(tenant) about his "really smelly", cluttered apartment, posted to usenet
accidentally by Porksword Organthruster. If Porksword OrganThruster is not
Bill Keesing, how did he come into possession of that personal email
exchange?

2} Immediately after discovering that he'd accidentally posted this
embarrassing and identifying information, Porksword Organthruster
disappeared from usenet, whereas before he would post every day to harass
the half-retarded, half-midget Emmett Earl Gulley, Jr. of Melbourne, FL, US.
If Porksword Organthruster were NOT Bill Keesing, why would he care if Bill
Keesing's address were revealed, and run from usenet as he did?

3} The address in the old help.geek.nz domain registration information by
Bill Keesing, and in the emails from Alison Kerr to Bill Keesing (and
accidentally posted by Porksword Organthruster) match exactly, as does the
description of the property in question.

4} We have a photo submitted by Bill Keesing to metvuw.com, that is only one
block from the address specified in the old registration information by Bill
Keesing (and in the emails from Alison Kerr to Bill Keesing, accidentally
posted by Porksword Organthruster).

5} Bill Keesing suddenly changed the information in his domain registration
to inaccurate information, in an attempt to hide his true whereabouts, after
he'd found that he'd outed himself on usenet as a stalking, harassing,
defaming, libeling scumbag kook.

6) Bill Keesing is an AUK (alt.usenet.kooks) denizen from WAY back. I trust
you can do your own search to verify this.

7} Bill Keesing discontinued his http://users.iconz.co.nz/keesing site, when
he'd been using it in the signatures of some of his website forum posts as
far back as May 29, 1998 and as recently as January 01, 2011. That matters
little, as the Wayback Machine has archived it.

8} After being outed as a creepy, smelly, hoarding online stalker, Bill
Keesing (aka Porksword Organthruster) flounced from usenet (21 Apr 2011,
Message-ID: <1630688.KXDNF0lm0F@FishhookU> titled "I am out of here.", his
farewell kook speech), only to return incognito.

Here's the link to his site ('user.iconz.co.nz/keesing' redirects to
'www3.iconz.co.nz/bill'):
http://replay.waybackmachine.org/19970301092752/http://www3.iconz.co.nz/bill/

On that web page, Bill states, "I am currently employed by the Internet
Company of New Zealand as a Customer Support Officer...". The Internet
Company of New Zealand is iconz.co.nz / iconz.net.

And here's Bill Keesing's photos. Note that he LOOKS like a stinky, hoarding
stalker (and that photo is 14 years old... his looks have probably not
improved with age):
http://replay.waybackmachine.org/19970703074321/http://www3.iconz.co.nz/bill/images/bill.jpg
http://replay.waybackmachine.org/19970703074321/http://www3.iconz.co.nz/bill/images/bill.gif

He's also got another website:
http://petrolhead.orconhosting.net.nz/Photography/MOTAT/thumb.html
Note the text blurb at the bottom: "All images Copyright Bill Keesing"
According to the photographs' EXIF data, the pictures on this site were
taken with a Canon EOS 350D DIGITAL camera (Serial #0430202293) that Bill
got from Scott & Kerry-Sue Thomson, also of Aukland, NZ. In fact, that's
them in the picture of the interior of the trolley, with the baby stroller.
Kerry-Sue Thomson is Bill Keesing's daughter (can you believe Bill was ever
allowed to breed?!).

=========================

The above information can lead us to only one incontrovertible conclusion:
Bill Keesing of Aukland, NZ, that stinky hoarder, is Porksword
Organthruster, that stupid, stalking, harassing, defaming, libeling scumbag
kook who likes to pick on retarded midgets online.

=========================

Now that Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword Organthruster) has stupidly outed
himself, he probably thinks that the majority of the damage is done. Not so,
by quite a long shot.

1} The domain registration information for Bill Keesing's domain
(help.geek.nz) is inaccurate, meaning that should someone report that domain
for inaccurate WHOIS information, the host would most likely terminate that
domain, or force Bill Keesing to re-enter the old, accurate information.

2} His employer will most likely find out about Bill Keesing's proclivity
for stalking, harassing, defaming, libeling and picking on retarded midgets
online, as well as his poor hygiene and obsessive hoarding. The consequences
of this are unforetold.

3} His landlord will most likely find out about Bill Keesing's
extra-curricular activities which so consume him that he neglects his
apartment, allowing it to become a cluttered stinkhole.

4} His family will most likely find out that Bill Keesing is an
embarrassment to the family. Forever after they find out, he'll always
wonder if they're still saying behind his back, "I wonder if he's still a
creepy online stalker?", as they quietly tell their children to avoid him.



Relax, Bill.
It's all in good fun, right?
It's just words, right?
Words can't hurt you, right?

Right, Bill?


(.) (_)
U
<evil grin>

Checkmate

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You actually read posts from anonymous cowards? I don't even see them.

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Checkmate

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First, check out what Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq. said:


>
Where she lives?

Jim Gorman

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First, check out what Bit said:


>
> We interrupt this broadcast for important news from Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq. <greghall@home.fåke>:
> >"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message
> >news:05idnRhYi46_YCLS...@scnresearch.com...
> >> On Fri, 25 May 2012 21:29:31 +0000, Bit <bitrot wrote:
> >>
> >>> We interrupt this broadcast for important news from Sir �· Gregory �·
> >>> Hall, Esq. <greghall@home.fåke>:
> >>>>"Anon" <an...@domain.invalid> wrote in message
> >>>>news:jpolnr$tib$1...@newsfeed.x-privat.org...
> >>>>> pandora wrote in
> >>>>> <news:05idneZYi44JTiLS...@scnresearch.com>:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> On Fri, 25 May 2012 13:41:44 -0400, Sir �· Gregory �· Hall, Esq.
> Patent and repeated excuse noted.
>
> I love the denials from koOks and socks more than everything else in these
> discussions. Why anyone would feel it a necessity, to stop and take the
> time and post reasons why they're not somebody else when they're not.
>
> Reasons that they're sure they've thought through to be convincing under
> fire, that they use repeatedly to cover their tracks, well it always gives
> me a warm fuzzy wuzzy.
>
> Of course the grounded among us would skip past such claims because there's
> no need to defend anything. I've been called Tim Skrivin sure... the last
> thing I need to do is list reasons why I'm not.
>
> hth

Indeed!

Checkmate

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Sort of like a septic tank?

Kat

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On Friday, May 25, 2012 1:16:08 PM UTC-4, Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq. wrote:

>
> LOL! Look who's talking. Kat, how's the e-x-t-e-n-d-e-d engagement going?
> Face it Kat you'll be an old spinster just like Barbara. No man, once he
> gets to know you, is gonna marry you. Men want to marry women - not foul
> mouthed old termagants.
>
> --
> Sir Gregory

I've been happily married since April. Thank you though, Snot Boy, for once again demonstrating your obsession with verbally abusing women. Your special brand of misogyny is surely an inspiration to closeted, bitter, lonely old men everywhere.

pandora

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> We'll be on "Dancing with the Stars" for the new fall season. After he
> sees us do a few dips, expect 1000s of Bit Rot ghay lames forgeries...
> but not from mixmin.


I'd surely like that.

:-)



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pandora

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Fred Hall

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On Fri, 25 May 2012 16:42:36 -0500, pandora <pan...@peak.org> wrote
in <05idnRlYi45RYSLS...@scnresearch.com>:

>On Fri, 25 May 2012 16:20:19 -0500, Fred Hall wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 25 May 2012 16:13:34 -0500, pandora <pan...@peak.org> wrote in
>> <05idnR1Yi45jaCLS...@scnresearch.com>:
>>
>>>On Fri, 25 May 2012 16:40:32 -0400, Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq. wrote:
>>>
>>>> "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message
>>>> news:05idneBYi47ecSLS...@scnresearch.com...
>>>>> On Fri, 25 May 2012 15:27:54 -0400, Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq.
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message
>> Having seen pics of you, I will second the motion that you are very
>> attractive. (For Nellie: No, they were not nude pics)
>
>Thanx for the support. I appreciate it.

No problem. ;)
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> We would clean up all the prizes. ;D


Yep, just awhirling and twirling....



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=================[reply]======================


Congratulations of your marriage, Kat! The man must be a real saint.

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Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq.

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> First, check out what Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq. said:
>> "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message
>> news:05idnRdYi46-YiLS...@scnresearch.com...

[trim}

>> > Since I don't know the real *you*, I can't make that judgement.
>>
>> Then invite me to *Seattle*. . .
>
> Where she lives?

Yes, in infamy!

Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq.

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She could say the same thing about her hose. LOL!

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pandora

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I don't wear hose.





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Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq.

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Not even black fishnet along with a short, sexy black mini-skirt and
stilettos?

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Nope. But you can imagine it if you like. (I'm sure you will.)



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Greegor

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Gary's confession to Police was about
kissing the kid but later he came up
with a story that he woke up with the
teen on top of his prong.

Gary Lee Burnore DOB 10/13/1957 mugshot 1997

http://www.uffnet.com/mirrors/archives.mfn.org/images/defectgb.jpg

http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&biw=1020&bih=602&q=4469+Still+Pines+Drive,+Raleigh,+NC+27613-3334

http://cbk3.google.com/cbk?output=thumbnail&cb_client=maps_sv&thumb=2&thumbfov=66&ll=35.865647,-78.710116&cbll=35.865692,-78.709956

GLB Probation Officer Report (3 pages)Oct 1997

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"Appearing before the Court for Violation of Probation
is 40-year-old Gary Burnore. The defendant was
convicted of violation of Sec. 647.6(a) PC (Annoying/
Molesting a Child Under the Age of 18). He is allegedly
in violation for failure to register, failure to make
payments, failure to participate in counseling, and
leaving the state of California without permission.
The defendant takes little responsibility for the
occurring offense, minimizing the part he played,
blaming others, and justifying his behavior as being
appropriate. Likewise, the defendant appears to
view himself as the victim, vocalizing his distress
that he has done everything 'right' and that the
Probation Department is preventing him from moving.
It is his belief that the probation officer is
'harassing' him.

Although the defendant verbalizes his compliance
with the terms and conditions of probation, it
seems clear that his actions speak louder than
his words, especially in the light of his recent
absconding from Santa Clara County. In secret,
the defendant moved to another state, fully
realizing he could not move from California
until Interstate Compact had finished their
investigation and the new state accepted his
case. The defendant's behavior can only be
characterized as manipulative and self-serving.
It appears the defendant does not believe he
needs to follow the rules, but rather that he
is a victim of the system and can, therefore,
do as he pleases.

The defendant's attitude, failure to comply,
and the point that he takes only minimal
responsibility for the occurring offense,
suggests that risk for potential victims
may be high."

J. Puccinelli, Probation Officer, Unit IV
Municipal Court of the State of California,
Santa Clara County, People of the State
of California v. Gary Burnore
Probation Office No. DMU044
Court No. C9618225 DA No. 961131078
Santa Clara Police Department Case No. 9615185

Official North Carolina Department Of Corrections web site
http://webapps6.doc.state.nc.us/opi/viewoffender.do?method=view&offenderID=0594483


SEVEN PAGE POLICE NARRATIVE

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"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message
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> On Sat, 26 May 2012 19:10:33 -0400, Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq. wrote:
>> "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message
>> news:Js2dnWMBcLuN_1zS...@scnresearch.com...
>>> On Sat, 26 May 2012 18:28:56 -0400, Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq. wrote:
>>>> "Fred Hall" <fkh...@databasix.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:jpp96t$3ql$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>>> On Fri, 25 May 2012 16:42:36 -0500, pandora <pan...@peak.org>
>>>>>>wrote <05idnRlYi45RYSLS...@scnresearch.com>:
;-)

Bit

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May 28, 2012, 10:35:52 AM5/28/12
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Checkmate expressed precisely :
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when
> reading posts by Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what Bit said:
>
>
>>
>> We interrupt this broadcast for important news from
>> Peter Schilte <peters...@gmail.com>:
>>> On 25 mei, 00:03, Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq.
>>> <gregh...@home.fᅵke> wrote:
>>>> http://home.snafu.de/tilman/Barbara_Schwarz_17.12.2007.html
>>>>
>>>> If you peruse the above site you will come to
>>>> understand that Barbara Schwarz not only deserves a
>>>> nomination for kook of the decade but also a lifetime
>>>> kook award.
>>>>
>>>> Any seconds?
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> Sir Gregory
>>>
>>> Neal, Barbara MIGHT be a kook, you however SURELY are
>>> one, as you demonstrate your sick obsession with her
>>> time and time again. And of course with other women
>>> here as well.....
>>
>>
>> After Barbara gave him the old heave-ho Neal's been over
>> here trying his luck on the ladies with similar
>> resulte. Clearly, Neal's search for a bride is behind
>> all his whining and ballyhoo, and what brought him to
>> Usenet.
>>
>
> Is it any wonder he seeks the comfort of "women" with
> dicks?
>
>
I can't be the only guy who mentally adds my cock to the sight of a guy
yawning.
<snicker>
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that make Usenet the barometer of the human condition that it is.
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