(Now adapted for Scientology)
Well I guess it would be nice
If I could touch your thetan
Cuz I know not every thetan
Has got a thetan like you!
But I've got to think twice
Before I give my BTs away
And I know all the people you audit
Because I audit them too
Oh but I
Need some time off from that entheta
Time to pick my E-Meter up off the floor
And when that charge comes down
Without devotion
Well it takes a strong man baby
But I'm showing you the door
'Cause I gotta have faith...
Baby
I know you're asking me to stay
Say please, please, please, don't go away
You say I'm giving you 4.0
Maybe
You clear every word you say
Can't help but think of my time track
And another who tied me down to loverboy rules
Before this Federation
Becomes an Confederacy
Before you throw my E-Meter back upon the floor
Oh baby I reconsider
My foolish notion
Well I need someone to audit me
But I'll wait for something more
Yes I've gotta have faith...