You KNOW you're a Scientologist when...
Jonathon Barbera
You KNOW you're a Scientologist when...
1. You think about Scientology at least once per day.
2. You communicate to others about Scientology at least once a week.
3. You belong to a Scientology discussion community.
4. You know who L. Ron Hubbard is.
5. You've heard of Dianetics.
6. You know why there's a volcano on the cover.
7. You know what the word "enturbulation" means.
8. You have a vague idea of where you're at on the Tone Scale.
9. You are the one who is aware of being aware.
Welcome to Scientology!
Start your adventure here:
http://www.scientology.org/
and
Jonnie Tyler
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> You KNOW you're a Scientologist when...
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> 1. You think about Scientology at least once per day.
> 2. You communicate to others about Scientology at least once a week.
> 3. You belong to a Scientology discussion community.
> 4. You know who L. Ron Hubbard is.
> 5. You've heard of Dianetics.
> 6. You know why there's a volcano on the cover.
That would exclude CoS Scientologists as they are not supposed to know, as
most of them did not do OT III, why there is a volcano on the cover.
Jonathon Barbera
<Barry...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>"Jonathon Barbera" <jonatho...@ispname.net> wrote in message
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>> You KNOW you're a Scientologist when...
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>> 1. You think about Scientology at least once per day.
>> 2. You communicate to others about Scientology at least once a week.
>> 3. You belong to a Scientology discussion community.
>> 4. You know who L. Ron Hubbard is.
>> 5. You've heard of Dianetics.
>> 6. You know why there's a volcano on the cover.
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>That would exclude CoS Scientologists as they are not supposed to know, as
>most of them did not do OT III, why there is a volcano on the cover.
>
Deep down, we all KNOW why there's a volcano on the cover.
Roger Larsson
wrote:
If the professionals in Candid Camera had teached Ron Hubbard how to
complete cycles in a proper way no one had been CONfidence tricked by
him and no one had stopped believing in his authentic authority.
Bodies dropping their thetans makes the world to a safer place to live
in for them and for others.
Alexia Death
wrote:
LOL! I'm a scientologist. NOT. There is an army of people out there
who can answer these questions. You can meet them outside the orgs win
GF masks rickrolling you. They would not give a cent to the Church and
thus are not scientologists. They mockingly worship Xenu, the arch
enemy of all Sci for Christ sake. Still want to count them in? You
probably want to, because if there is an OT out there , its among
anonymous.
Id say xenu.net is a better place as a link... but since one answered
the questions, one probably has been there already. As to the word
"enturbulation" - its being actively redefined to mean something
along the lines of "cause grief to uptight jackasses by having fun and
spreading word about danger they pose". Or, shorter "Party for the
good of mankind."
Cudgel
You know you're a critic of scamitology when:
Kat
member, sir. By your logic any anthropologist who spends time and
energy studying say, ancient rome, makes them an ancient roman
themselves. By your logic, any democrat (or republican) who reads a
paper daily before an election to stay informed of current events
regarding the canidates of both parties, is in fact a member of the
opposite party. By your logic, anyone who knows a great deal about the
history and culture of another country is in fact a citizen of that
country. By your logic, any historian who has studdied world war two
and nazi germany is.. well, you get my drift. Just because you know
alot about an organization doesn't mean you agree with their policies,
motives, theologies or practices. It just means you can present a
better argument as to WHY you do not agree. :P Fail troll is fail.
Astrid...@yahoo.com
wrote:
> You KNOW you're a Scientologist when...
>
> 1. You think about Scientology at least once per day.
Only a Scientologist or someone with very strange ideas could come up
with some of the items on this list. A Scientologist has put logical
reasoning on hold, and fully committed to the pseudo-scientific
precepts of a cult created by an imaginatively greedy sci fi writer
from the 1950’s.
After all, whether one is a Scientologist or not, is one of the few
things that even Scientologists are "clear" about, at least to
themselves, yet you as a Scientologist, have managed to pretend you
are confused about that.
Being a Scientologist is belonging to a small unique cult that has
been specially trained in the art of self delusion, to believe that
engaging in myths about “super powers” and a “bridge to freedom” is
beneficial to society.
I venture to say that people who have been disconnected from family
members in Scientology think of it every day.
> 3. You belong to a Scientology discussion community.
Obviously, in this discussion community, Scientologists are
outnumbered by critics and ex-Scilons. There is not a whole lot for
Scientologists to "discuss" among themselves as their time is occupied
with doingness and believing-the-garbageness, confessing to each other
about imagined benefits bestowed by Scientology.
> 4. You know who L. Ron Hubbard is.
Most people do not know who he is, but knowing who he is, certainly
doesn't make a person a Scientologist, any more than knowing who Bush
is makes a person a citizen of the U.S.. As a mediocre sci fi writer,
Hubbard would be mostly forgotten, if it had not been for creating the
mega-bucks cult.
Plus, anyone who has read Bare-Faced Messiah (available for free
online at CLAMBAKE) can learn a whole lot more about Hubbard, than all
currently active Scilons know. Most Scientologists know only the
officially approved, and very odd "Church version" of Hubbard as
"explorer," "humanitarian," and "war hero." Does it matter to you that
he was none of those things? That he never worked for "The National
Geographic" or set foot in a bathysphere?
> 5. You've heard of Dianetics.
You mean the clones in front of the Scilon center don't offer the book
to anyone who isn't a Scientologist already? That must make
recruitment confusing for you. Do the commercials for Dianetics on TV
have some special memory canceling frequency "oscillatory frequency"
that cancels out the name of the book you are advertising? Yes, only
Scientologists can hear the word Dianetics. Come in to the Scilon
center before you blow your brains out....it is the only way.
> 6. You know why there's a volcano on the cover.
Read other person's response about this being top secret OTIII
information, and I hope you don't have to do time in the RPF for
alluding to it, in such a irreverent manner. You are supposed to bow
before the evil majesty of Xenu, even before you know who He is.
> 7. You know what the word "enturbulation" means.
Again, anyone interested in crazy cults, and reading about Scilons,
learns what this means.
> 8. You have a vague idea of where you're at on the Tone Scale.
> 9. You are the one who is aware of being aware.
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> Welcome to Scientology!
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Keep up the good work. Your logic will only draw a trickle of
seriously imbalanced people into becoming Scientologists -- the kind
you don't want -- where once, back in the 60's and 70's, it at least
appeared on the surface to be some kind of idealistic New Age
transformational group.
The expiration date is up on Scientology's malarkey. It is being
overtaken by the information age.
Jonathon Barbera
wrote:
>On Jul 7, 3:22 pm, Jonathon Barbera <jonathonbarb...@ispname.net>
>wrote:
>> You KNOW you're a Scientologist when...
>>
>> 1. You think about Scientology at least once per day.
>
>Only a Scientologist or someone with very strange ideas could come up
>with some of the items on this list.
Wake up, it was humor.
Come up to present time!
eddieVroom
wrote:
Now where have I read THAT definition of Religion before?...
"THE WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RELIGION
by Anton Szandor LaVey
Religion is the most important thing in a person’s life. If electric
trains are the most pervasive thing in one’s life, that is his
religion"...
--
"FEEL the Finger"...
- L. Ron Hubbard, Class VIII Lectures, 1968
the Tortured Spark - a Light in the Dark
the Mystical RevvedErrand Doktor eddieVroom
Motor Lodge #13013
He only comes out when I drink my Djinn