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 More options Feb 11, 5:21 pm
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From: loose_cannon...@hotmail.com
Date: Sat, 11 Feb 2012 14:21:18 -0800 (PST)
Local: Sat, Feb 11 2012 5:21 pm
Subject: GOD SPITS OUT HIS BITE OF THE BIG APPLE
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      NEW YORK CITY (Rueters) --
Despite the worse traffic jam in the
history of History, NYC has survived
and is now back in God's good graces.
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    "I've forgiven and forgotten," said God,
who swore the city would see a 17-year
major sports championship famine
for failing to thank Him for the Giants'
Super Bowl victory.
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    "New Yorkers were just too overcome
with happiness and forgot all about
Me -- which I now realize is a human
failing," the Supreme Bean told a
New York Timex reporter. "Let's just
call it a minor understanding. But they
sure paid up for it in spades with their
wonderful show of gratitude on Friday
evening."
<
    During the five-minute "Thanks Be
to God" city-wide tribute that began
precisely at 5:34 p.m., all traffic came
to a screeching halt (even on the
Expressways), and all Giants fans
bowed their heads -- even taxi drivers
who "speaka no English" -- to praise
The Big Guy in the Sky.
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   Miraculously, there were no accidents
-- Thank God! -- and, actually, there
wasn't even one really close call.
<
The scariest came on the Brooklyn
Bridge when an unidentified Vatican
ghost-chaser came THIS CLOSE to
plowing into a car ahead.
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http://www.fathersarducci.com/images/sarduccioval.gif
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     Fred Fenderloffer, a former rock
'n roll singer and now owner of Freddy's
Fenders Towing Service and Ball
Joints Inc. in Brooklyn, called it the
slowest day for towing following
accidents since that snowstorm (two
feet) back in January of '83.
<
Here's the earlier story just in case
you missed it.
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.sports.football.pro.wash-redskins/...
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     Before departing the Big Apple,
God left this list of previous Super
Bowl winners as well as His list
of winners for the next 12 years.
<
     PREVIOUS SUPER BOWL WINNERS
February 5, 2012 - New York Giants 21, New England 17
February 6, 2011 - Green Bay 31, Pittsburgh 25
February 7, 2010 - New Orleans 31, Indianapolis 17
February 1, 2009 - Pittsburgh 27, Arizona 23
February 3, 2008 - New York Giants 17, New England 14
February 4, 2007 - Indianapolis 29, Chicago 17
February 5, 2006 - Pittsburgh 21, Seattle 10
February 6, 2005 - New England 24, Philadelphia 21
February 1, 2004 - New England 32, Carolina 29
January 26, 2003 - Tampa Bay 48, Oakland 21
February 3, 2002 - New England 20, St. Louis 17
January 28, 2001 - Baltimore 34, New York Giants 7
January 30, 2000 - St. Louis 23, Tennessee 16
January 31, 1999 - Denver 34, Atlanta 19
January 25, 1998 - Denver 31, Green Bay 24
January 26, 1997 - Green Bay 35, New England 21
January 28, 1996 - Dallas 27, Pittsburgh 17
January 29, 1995 - San Francisco 49, San Diego 26
January 30, 1994 - Dallas 30, Buffalo 13
January 31, 1993 - Dallas 52, Buffalo 17
January 26, 1992 - Washington 37, Buffalo 24
January 27, 1991 - New York Giants 20, Buffalo 19
January 28, 1990 - San Francisco 55, Denver 10
January 22, 1989 - San Francisco 20, Cincinnati 16
January 31, 1988 - Washington 42, Denver 10
January 25, 1987 - New York Giants 39, Denver 20
January 26, 1986 - Chicago 46, New England 10
January 20, 1985 - San Francisco 38, Miami 16
January 22, 1984 - Los Angeles 38, Washington 9
January 30, 1983 - Washington 27, Miami 17
January 24, 1982 - San Francisco 26, Cincinnati 21
January 25, 1981 - Oakland 27, Philadelphia 10
January 20, 1980 - Pittsburgh 31, Los Angeles 19
January 21, 1979 - Pittsburgh 35, Dallas 31
January 15, 1978 - Dallas 27, Denver 10
January 9, 1977 - Oakland 32, Minnesota 14
January 18, 1976 - Pittsburgh 21, Dallas 17
January 12, 1975 - Pittsburgh 16, Minnesota 6
January 13, 1974 - Miami 24, Minnesota 7
January 14, 1973 - Miami 14, Washington 7
January 16, 1972 - Dallas 24, Miami 3
January 17, 1971 - Baltimore 16, Dallas 13
January 11, 1970 - Kansas City 23, Minnesota 7
January 12, 1969 - New York Jets 16, Baltimore 7
January 14, 1968 - Green Bay 33, Oakland 14
January 15, 1967 - Green Bay 35, Kansas City 10
<
NEXT DOZEN SUPER BOWL WINNERS
<
2013 - New York Giants
2014 - New York Jets
2015 - New York Giants
2016 - New York Giants
2017 - New York Giants
2018 - New York Jets
2019 - New York Giants
2020 - New York Giants
2021 - New York Giants
2022 - New York Jets
2023 - New York Giants
2024 - New York Giants
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GOOD GOD! Boy, You Certainly Can Say THAT Again!
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http://www.edconrad.org
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==================
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Don't even bother reading the article below.
It only came along for the ride.
<
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
This article only came along for the ride.
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 More options Feb 11, 9:56 pm
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From: Mangler <archdeaconma...@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, 11 Feb 2012 18:56:42 -0800 (PST)
Local: Sat, Feb 11 2012 9:56 pm
Subject: Re: GOD SPITS OUT HIS BITE OF THE BIG APPLE
On Feb 11, 5:21 pm, loose_cannon...@hotmail.com wrote:

No one gives a shit about idiot TV "sports" for beer-swilling idiot
white trash like you. Please go post your "sports" crap somewhere
else. No one here gives a shit about niggers in tights chasing a ball
around, while some dirty skank whore parades around in a satanic
ritual at half time. Pull your idiot white trash head out of your ass
and wake up.

 
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 More options Feb 11, 10:17 pm
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From: "%" <pers...@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, 11 Feb 2012 20:17:53 -0700
Local: Sat, Feb 11 2012 10:17 pm
Subject: Re: GOD SPITS OUT HIS BITE OF THE BIG APPLE

are you on some sort of dope

 
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 More options Feb 12, 11:09 am
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From: "Honest Abe" <a...@def.com>
Date: Sun, 12 Feb 2012 11:09:49 -0500
Local: Sun, Feb 12 2012 11:09 am
Subject: Re: GOD SPITS OUT HIS BITE OF THE BIG APPLE
"Mangler" <archdeaconma...@gmail.com> wrote in message

news:91cfb6ec-c962-4fb6-9fde-bded13a8b5a1@p12g2000yqe.googlegroups.com...
On Feb 11, 5:21 pm, loose_cannon...@hotmail.com wrote:

 -  snip  -

No one gives a shit about idiot TV "sports" for beer-swilling idiot
white trash like you. Please go post your "sports" crap somewhere
else. No one here gives a shit about niggers in tights chasing a ball
around, while some dirty skank whore parades around in a satanic
ritual at half time. Pull your idiot white trash head out of your ass
and wake up.

--
I agree about all the obsessive Stuporbowl hype and hysteria, but your
racist crap is even worse than all the sports crap.


 
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Discussion subject changed to "Cooking with zucchini" by just john
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 More options Feb 12, 12:53 pm
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From: just john <teuy13...@sneakemail.com>
Date: Sun, 12 Feb 2012 12:53:10 -0500
Local: Sun, Feb 12 2012 12:53 pm
Subject: Cooking with zucchini
Stay in school, kids!

 
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Discussion subject changed to "GOD SPITS OUT HIS BITE OF THE BIG APPLE" by Sees all
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 More options Feb 13, 8:53 pm
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From: Sees all <know.it.all....@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 13 Feb 2012 17:53:20 -0800 (PST)
Local: Mon, Feb 13 2012 8:53 pm
Subject: Re: GOD SPITS OUT HIS BITE OF THE BIG APPLE
On Feb 11, 9:56 pm, Mangler <archdeaconma...@gmail.com> wrote:

I'm so sick of seeing it.  Especially around NY

 
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