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Hedda Hoppers Mouth

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May 17, 2008, 3:11:46 PM5/17/08
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Tom 'to bond' with Katie's dad
13/05/2008 11:40 - (SA)

Los Angeles - Tom Cruise is trying to bond with Katie Holmes's dad by
playing golf.

The Top Gun star has offered to buy Katie a membership at Los
Angeles's prestigious Bel-Air Country Club so they can all play with
her father Martin Holmes.

A source told America's Star magazine: "Katie's father is not crazy
about Tom, but Tom is really determined to win him over. Mr Holmes
golfs a lot, and now Katie is learning to play.

"Tom is a member at Bel-Air, and he's in the process of adding Katie
to his membership so Katie can take her dad to play with her.

"Adding Katie to his membership is costing Tom $150 000 a year. That's
a pretty expensive way to try to impress your father-in-law - unless
you're Tom Cruise!"

Although Martin has never spoken out about Tom, sources claim he was
unhappy when his daughter started dating the actor in 2005.

He reportedly thought he was a bad influence as he encouraged Katie to
join the bizarre sci-fi religion Scientology despite her being raised
as a devout Catholic. - Bang Showbiz.com"


Hedda Hoppers M

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Tom Cruise with exploding side forehead veins:
http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6037837,00.jpg
[photo]

Getting a middle aged sagbag neck too! It's right there .. And Katie
is just too young/beautiful for that post 40 head&neck blemish that we
all eventually get by entropy default. I wonder how Tom did it
snagging such a beautiful young woman to marry him and apparently so
easily? Why isn't it that easy for me? I just don't get it <scratching
head> Life isn't fair!

Answer:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Montana
Tony Montana
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

snip>
"First you get the money, then you get the power...then, you get the
pussy."
--Tony Montana (Philosopher)
http://www.horroria.com/i/nstills/06/70/670/670-241766.jpg


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Skipper

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May 17, 2008, 4:39:41 PM5/17/08
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And WHY exactly, does this kind of trivial bullshit make anyone's news?

Tom Notsoquick hasn't figured out no ones gives a shit any more. His
sister's not still handling his leaks... er, PR, any more, is she?

LOL

In article <4v8u241oq7tr3t871...@4ax.com>, Hedda Hoppers
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> http://www.news24.com/News24/Entertainment/Celebrities/0,,2-1225-2108_2321380,

"Rev" Norle Enturbulata, DTS, OD

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"Hedda Hoppers Mouth"
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> http://www.news24.com/News24/Entertainment/Celebrities/0,,2-1225-2108_2321380,00.html
> Tom 'to bond' with Katie's dad
> 13/05/2008 11:40 - (SA)
>
> Los Angeles - Tom Cruise is trying to bond with Katie Holmes's dad by
> playing golf.

That's going to be fun, when little Tommy tries to 'postulate' the ball in
the hole when it actually goes to the left.


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May 17, 2008, 8:43:17 PM5/17/08
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The fuckin' midget needs to get over to Ohio on his F-I-L's turf!
Whatta dufus!!

"Rev" Norle Enturbulata, DTS, OD

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May 17, 2008, 9:20:05 PM5/17/08
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> The fuckin' midget needs to get over to Ohio on his F-I-L's turf!
> Whatta dufus!!

Cruise can't deal with a situation when it's not under his control. In
Beverly Hills he can buy people, if temporarily; not so in Ohio, no doubt.


feministe

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May 18, 2008, 2:16:27 AM5/18/08
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"Skipper" <skipSP...@yahoo.not> a écrit dans le message de
news:170520081339411044%skipSP...@yahoo.not...

> And WHY exactly, does this kind of trivial bullshit make anyone's news?
>
> Tom Notsoquick hasn't figured out no ones gives a shit any more. His
> sister's not still handling his leaks... er, PR, any more, is she?

the tommy-cruiser can't refrain to apply the hubbard insane Gross Income
senior policy - do you rmember it? It says that the quantity not the
quality of communications particles determine the GI, and that it would be a
high crime for executives not to know and apply that.

So, the tommy applies, applies, and realizes that he should perhaps have
some worries about the QUALITY of his communications, but only once in a
while!

r

Eldon

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May 18, 2008, 5:10:20 AM5/18/08
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On May 18, 8:16 am, "feministe" <femini...@free.fr> wrote:
> "Skipper" <skipSPAMpr...@yahoo.not> a écrit dans le message denews:170520081339411044%skipSP...@yahoo.not...

>
> > And WHY exactly, does this kind of trivial bullshit make anyone's news?
>
> > Tom Notsoquick hasn't figured out no ones gives a shit any more. His
> > sister's not still handling his leaks... er, PR, any more, is she?
>
> the tommy-cruiser can't refrain to apply the hubbard insane Gross Income
> senior policy - do you rmember it? It says that the quantity not the
> quality of communications particles determine the GI, and that it would be a
> high crime for executives not to know and apply that.

Yeah, that craziness always totally flabbergasted me. So what if the
letter registrars just sent out empty envelopes? Or maybe they could
just write "Fuck off!" on a sheet of Scientology letterhead.

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