THE AUDITOR ISSUE 302  [CIRCA SEPTEMBER 2002]
The Monthly Journal of Scientology
American Saint Hill Organization

Completions are at the end.  

Cerridwen

*********

Section:  Vital Statistics

BIRTHS

Cole Hunter King joined the happy troupe of Kings on Jan. 22, 2002 in
Clearwater, Florida.  He joins Whitney, Taylor, Dakota, his mom Tracy
and dad Doug, Great Aunt Sue Mueller, Grandma Kathy King and great
Grandma Yvonne Repplinger.  Welcome!

Briana Ashleigh-Rose Duran was bon on 4 April, 2002 to proud parents
Kendra and Carlos Duran.  She had her naming ceremony at the Mojave
Academy in New Mexico.  The minister was the Rev. Randy Wagner.

Sheila and Eric Zimmerman, The Elegant Music duo and auditors in
training, are please to announce the birth of their daughter, Sara Anne
Zimmerman who was born on 11 June, 2002.  Sara's parents are very
pleased that she has chosen to join them to create a trio.

Natalie Charlotte Sneed was born on 30 May, 2002 in Nashville,
Tennessee and welcomed by her parents Lorraine and Gene Sneed.

Jessica Barnett was born on 4 January, 2002, in Sydney, Australia to
Charlie and Sally Barnett.  She's doing great!

Alexandria Serendipity Lane was born on 27 June, 2002 in St. Louis,
Missouri.  Her parents are both staff at St. Louis; Chad is the
Executive Director and Stephanie is on the Technical Training Corps.

Alex Jordan Spencer was born 6 March, 2002 to proud parents Myndi and
Jackson Spencer of St. Louis, Missouri.

ENGAGEMENTS

Lyndsey Freeland and Craig Carroll are engaged to be married in August
2002.  There will be a wedding in Wisconsin with the families, and a
grand celebration in ST. Louis in September for local friends.

MARRIAGES

Liz Jacobs and Loren Sherman of Roseburg, Oregon were married on 10
August, 2002.

Suzanne Catlett Steinman and Curt Sturgill, Saint Hiller, were married
on 14 February, 2002 in Incline Village, Nevada.  A second reception
was held later in Eagle Rock at the home of Dennis and Suzanne Prieur
for their many local friends.

Emma Ainsworth and Robert Shipp were married on 21 April, 2002 in
Clearwater, Florida.  The minister was the Rev. Hank Bourland.

With great joy the marriage of Teri Borden and Mike Tyler was
celebrated on 15 June, 2002.  The Rev Rich Nisbet served as the
minister, and the band made sure that the Women's Club of Kenosha,
Wisconsin rocked!

Ken Thomas and Lauri Anspach were married on 14 February, 2002, in
Clearwater, Florida by Rev. Sioux Hart.  (Kathy Snow
caught the bouquet!)

Margaret Leach and Mark Friedman were married on 14 July, 2002 in the
AOLA Atrium by the Rev. Adam Ghiora.  They have planned a reception in
Portland in the fall for their friends and family in the Pacific
Northwest.

Marcy Watts and Dexter Knight were married on 23 June, 2002 in the ASHO
Chapel.  The minister was the Rev. Shannon Barnes.

Kelley Smith and Kurt Barger were married in Dallas, Texas on
28 July, 2002.

Patricia Collins and Dennis Devlin were married on June 29, 2002 at
their home in Narbeth, Pennsylvania.  The Rev. Yves Martin of the
Philadelphia Org officiated.

DEATHS

Norman J. Mehr,

Class VI and Clear, dropped his body on 25 January, 2002.  Norman did
the original Saint Hill Special Briefing Course at Saint Hill England
and then went onto Clear.  A member of the Old Timers Association, we
join with his son Eric in wishing Norman well in his new adventure.

Craig "C.B." Brown, Clear, dropped his body on 11 June, 2002.  A gentle
giant, Craig was well known for his writing, painting and the staunch
support he gave to the Citizens Commission on Human Rights (CCHR).  On
15 June, 2002, a memorial service was held for him in the ASHO Chapel.  
The service was conducted by the Rev. David Petit, and speakers were
Jan Eastgate, President of CCHR Int., Larry Gluck, Founder of Mission
Renaissance, and friends David Holt, and Robert  Eakin.  Craig's wife
June Parks- Brown, mother Karen Mower, brother Stephen Brown and sister
Daphne Janger wish him well.  As a farewell, her is a recent poem by
Craig, given to those at the memorial service:

THERE IS A TIME

There is a time
in life
when life
becomes a matter
of time

Time to get started or
a time to finish

A point when you
realize how much
time you've wasted
on the unimportant

On how little you've put
into what needs
to be done
Not so much for
others

But for you so
you may feel

The journey was
worth the trip

And the trip worth
the journey

Time seems to slip
through the hourglass
long before you're
ready

It's time to turn it
And make more
of what you've squandered

on the silly
and get on with
what is right

And what makes you
happy
and whole

It's time to walk
toward the future
that one once
picked

yet chose to say
not that wasn't it

It's time to walk
toward the future and
leave death behind

--Craig Brown

NAMES

The Auditor Mag likes to write little blurbs about people doing the
SHSBC.  I am not going to type out the entire article as it's just
loaded with PR, but I will post names, places, and basic data.

Lori Bryenton is on Level M of the SHSBC and is an OT III.

Senior Systems Analyst Steve Jelinski is on Level O of the SHSBC
Steve's wife Charlotte is doing meter drills with him.

Farid Tabibzadeh recently completed New OT VIII and routed onto the
SHSBC Certainty Course at ASHO.  

Maria Quesada, shown in a photo with ASHO staff member Bill Scrifvars,
is the first Class VI Auditor from Chile.  Maria will soon
be returning to Santiago, Chile to open a new mission were 50 preclears
await her.

Emmanuel Francoeur and Louise Belley from Montreal are both on service
at ASHO.

Bette Cotter, is only a few weeks from completing the SHSBC.  Bette is
originally from Hawaii where she and her husband found Dianetics and
Scientology.  Bette moved to Washington, D.C., where she trained up to
Class V.  

RELEASES AND GRADUATES

PTS/SP COURSE  [14]

Leslie Lapage
Lee Kessler
Kay Farkas
John Nunez
Raymond Farkas
Israel Cosona
Brenda Avila
Brenda Spencer
Bob Hogan
Margaret Gray
Shannon Star Roberts
Steven Redpath
Theresa Gutherie
Miriam Camago

VOLUNTEER MINISTER COURSE   [15]

Carmen Garcia
Javier Vanegas
Kitt Finn
Sandra Kerguelen
Marilyn Carvin
Ronit Glazer
Bruce Nunn
Lydia Beckham
Paul Wallace
Doug Williams
Mola Aronson
Richard Miller
Florentine Moreno
Jojo Zawawi

BASIC STUDY MANUAL   [2]

Breanna Ricafort
Stacy Cruz

METHOD ONE CO AUDIT   [6]

Vicky Preston
Melanie McCuen
Brodie Colosimo
Diana Hulce
Irit Lax
Linda Hodge

HQS   [6]

Steven Smith
Marla Allen
Diann Cupples
Jon Slobom
Irene Spiegal
Stephanie Perz

ETHICS SPECIALIST COURSE   [5]

Catherine Emrani
Judy Willardson
Brian Mollitor
Martie Fachler
Shiloh  Pettyjohn

HUBBARD KEY TO LIFE COURSE   [2]

John Steiner
Kathy Hedgecorth

STUDY CERTAINTY/STUDENT HAT   [7]

Emmanuel Francoeur
Gerald Lewis
Scott Schmeideke
Jo Lauricella
Neal Franson
Mike Fullerton
Jim Seitzinger

HUBBARD PROFESSIONAL TR COURSE   [19]

Linda Martella
Daniel Lir
Julia Camp
Tara Lee Gerson
William Schreiner
Brandon Campbell
Brian Hammies
Taron Untiedt
Kathy Lange
Mike Feeney
Joanne Terbush
Teddy Dale
Lee Millsap
Dick Senseman
David Evans
Jennifer Oliva
Aaron Ferris
Drew Robb
Mark Acciani

HUBBARD PRO UPPER INDOC TR COURSE   [17]

Joseph Spurger
William Schreiner
Juan Gomez
Debbie Owen
Adam Kirk
Kailash Kaushik
Tara lee Gerson
Joanne Terbush
Teddy Dale
Debbie Gluck
Susan Beecher
Judy Gallagher
Susan Williams
Drew Robb
Vrajlal Radadie
Flameir Syla
Cyndie Norberg

HUBBARD PRO METERING COURSE   [29]

Brooke Ferry
Joni Ricard
Lu Hayes
Marie Clark
Martha Levine
Tawni Hall
Astrid Miller
J. Cooper Rounds
Paula Michel
George Vigil
Peggy Morera
Mike Feeney
Marcy Brown
Mark Gould
Kyle Williams
Juan Salas
Zack Remmington
Robin Hue
Jennifer Welton
Eileen Bohn
Sonia Sekigahama
Doug Jonsson
Tom Burpee
June Rees
Marie Robb
Lavonne Watts
Kiriel Levant
John  Brancato

ACADEMY LEVELS    [12]

Gary Moore
Raul Martinez
Anna Thoburn
Russ DeWitt
Kim Catalano
Sean Collins
Anna Thoburn
Marcy Sanders
Oleg Zadalya
Jeff Tischer
Juan Carlos Ramos
Marisol Defino

CLASS VI   [1]

Raul Martinez

NED (CLASS V) AUDITOR   [2]

Tyler Walimaa
Kevin Rush

CLASS V C/S   [1]

Brodie Colosimo

CLASS V GRAD   [1]

Szilvia Bricskei

AUDITOR SPECIALTY COURSES   [1]

Lily Mintz

ACADEMY CERTAINTY COURSES  [1]

Murray Gould

MINISTERS COURSE   [2]

Stephanie Cavalli
Colleen Young

OEC   [1]

Barbara Kalergis

BASIC SUPERVISOR COURSE  [2]

Supalak Waiyawik
Mireya Rodriguez

HUBBARD PRO WORD CLEARER COURSE   [2]

Gilda Olsen
Katalin Herendi

HUBBARD PRO COURSE SUPERVISOR   [10]

Jennifer Welton
Dulcinea Quijada
Kelly Platt
Shonen Ahmad
Hannah Roux
Adele Clarke
Laura Shilling
Holly Baichtal
Casey Holtz
Neil Olson

OBJECTIVE PROCESSING  [1]

Anson Vaughan

SCIENTOLOGY MARRIAGE COUNSELLING  [4]

Betty Lou Graves
Petrina Zirkelbach
David Zirkelbach
Shilah Jamin

METHOD ONE WORD CLEARING    [10]

Michele Sizer
Vicky Preston
Kee Robinson
Jenny Strasser
Heather Tozser
Melanie McCuen
Brodie Colosimo
Brian Starhey
Jennifer Watari
Tawni Hall

SCIENTOLOGY DRUG RUNDOWN   [4]

Amanda Rogers
Vilma Suscal
Anson Vaughan
Adam Ghiora

HAPPINESS RUNDOWN AUDITING   [5]

Tonya Carley
Eugene Shakhov
Nieves Lopez
Teddy Dale
Keith Wells

ARC STRAIGHTWIRE AUDITING   [5]

Margaret Faulkner
Eugene Shakhov
Amanda Rogers
Vladimer Espinoza
Eric Howorka

EXPANDED GRADES   [20]

Penny Handy
Alan Clay
Angelica Mehreus
Tyler Zimmer
Scott Schmiedeke
Christine Battelle
Angela Casella
Kathy Spurger
Daisy Fuentes
Daniel Gardner
Zoe Tsai
Melanie Schmidt
Radie De Paoli
Fiona Fraser
Jim Stanten
Crispin Sandford
Jason  Ladew
David Berman
Alicia Clarke
Tanita Oram

NEW ERA DIANETICS   [11]

Marie-Josee Beaulieu
Sergio Barer
Brian Kennedy
Larry Scott
Constance Lengle
Harvey Brown
Mark Giffen
Juhange Uryall
Sawn Rufus
Mark Loweree
Sue Ellen Moore

POWER PROCESSING   [6]

Stacy Carlson
Debbie Owen
Peter Schicker
Mark Giffen
Lisa Brumfield
John Hawkins

POWER PLUS PROCESSING   [6]

Stacy Carlson ...

read more »

In article <PT1TIMCW37525.7393634...@anonymous.poster>,

The birth announcements made me wonder; in the past, was there a time
when people were naming their children after Scientology luminaries?
Lafayette, Ronald, Mary Sue, Heber, Xenu, and so on?

--
LYING IS A SCIENTOLOGY SACRAMENT
ASK THEM ABOUT XENU
Mike O'Connor <http://www.leptonicsystems.com/>

news:mike-4A7E13.21174926092002@news.srv.hcvlny.cv.net...

None that I am aware of.  But I do know of a Scientologist that named
their pet parakeets Ron and Mary Sue.  ;-)  

--
Cerridwen

Lurking Scientologists start here:
http://www.truthaboutscientology.com

news:2A7CFMYZ37526.2908680556@anonymous.poster...

I'm sorry I didn't know what I know now about $cientology when I worked at
Ashton-Tate.  Ashton was the company mascot, a lovely, playful gold and blue
macaw, who talked a streak.

Sigh.  How I'd love to have taught that bird to screech "WHAT ARE YOUR
CRIMES?" :)

--
Rev. Norle Enturbulata
"Church" of Cartoonism
*
Comedy Saves!
$cientology Enslaves!

On Fri, 27 Sep 2002 16:05:12 +0000 (UTC), "Rev Norle Enturbulata"
<notearthligh...@norhotmail.com> wrote in
<an1vjo$gf...@knossos.btinternet.com>:

That might have gotten you in *big* trouble with Jill Tate.

--
Tilman Hausherr  [KoX, SP5.55]  Entheta * Enturbulation * Entertainment
til...@berlin.snafu.de          http://www.xenu.de

    Resistance is futile. You will be enturbulated. Xenu always prevails.

Find broken links on your web site:  http://home.snafu.de/tilman/xenulink.html
The Xenu bookstore:                  http://home.snafu.de/tilman/bookstore.html

What's not mentioned: They're all living in the same room at the Sandcastle Motel.

In article <PT1TIMCW37525.7393634...@anonymous.poster>, Cerridwen posted:

[snips throughout]

Isn't this one of the guys who taunted Kady and Snefru at the airport
a few years ago?

Bill has been in the Sea Org for at *least* 27 years now.  I knew him
at ASHO, where he held the posts of Director of Communications, Telex
Operator, HCO Cope Officer and Saint Hill Special Briefing Course
Supervisor.  He's been married to Kathy Drayton (former LRH Comm ASHO
Day), Sherry Brown/Bird/Mellon  (former Dir Promo ASHO Day), and Lorna
Faye (former ASHO Day Letter Registrar). He's been on the RPF, too.

Former Sea Org member at ASHO Day, she was married to Ralph Kottke,
who was the Cause Magazine Editor for ASHO Foundation.

Greetings, Russ!  Please give my regards to Rick.  :)

I used to work part-time for his company, Volume Services, around
20 years ago.

Wife of ex-Sea Org member and Chief Officer ASHO Day, Billy Strasser.
Jenny was the "ASHO Day CHOO", which means "Chief Officer's Organizing
Officer" for the American Saint Hill Organization.

Anyone know who this is?

Formerly married to Nancy Phelps (Ford Schwartz's ex-wife).  Both
he and Nancy are ex-SO members.

She's the wife of former Chief Officer/Qual Sec/Cramming Officer
ASHO Day, Norm Novitsky.

Warrior - Sunshine disinfects
 http://warrior.offlines.org

On 27 Sep 2002 15:45:25 -0700, Warrior <warr...@xenu.ca> wrote:

Ouch!  Yes, it is.  He wasn't that old, either.

http://www.wwwaif.net/return-to-LA/index.htm has some pix.

http://www.wwwaif.net/return-to-LA/lapix/craig-and-snef.JPG is a picture
of him with Snefru.  

Craig was allegedly sick for quite some time,
but I'm not sure with what.

ptsc

 <snip>

45 OT Preps comps from *ASHO*? No how, no way this would have ever
happened ten years ago. Obviously OT Preps has been taken out of AOLA
completely, or they're sharing the comps.

Has anyone been in AOLA since it's been renovated? Is it true they no
longer have an academy? (Another "PAC Unsceamble" strategy - taking
all lower level training out of AO.)

He is, indeed, and I'm very sorry to hear of his death. He
couldn't have been more than 50-55 years old; last time that
he was spotted, however, he apparently was a shadow of his
former self, and looked very frail and unwell.

Despite his penchant for stalking me through Los Angeles, he
was much more friendly and willing to discuss the issues
than some other OSA publics that were involved in the great
critic-picketing project of that era. It would have been
nice to see him again, maybe even without a poster
condemning me for being the face of religious bigotry in his
hands.

Both Terri and Norm were also  also victims of the infamous
Reed Slatkin:

http://www.slatkinfraud.com/inv_2001_4b.htm

K

In article <7db3d0ad.0209280353.3c1bf...@posting.google.com>, exess...@yahoo.com
says...

I wrote a couple months ago about this: it is a good way to get Briefing Course
students to audit the preps. Huborg doesn't have to pay students to audit.They
can take a Class 2 auditor and put him in ASHO's guidance center auditing OT
preps.

la

news:an2n250hqm@drn.newsguy.com...

Dear Warrior,

I always look forward to your contribution to these lists.  They are
always so interesting and informative.  Thanks so much.

I post the lists for several reasons.  The major reason is because I am
interested in Scn stats but I do not feel comfortable just reporting
numbers without "proof" so I post the names to prove that my stats are
correct.  This is something that must annoy the C of S as they mostly
post or claim stats with no back up evidence at all.

The second reason is that it helps in research for some of the critics
that actually do some work around here.  Sorry to sound negative but I
grow weary of all the recent "experts" that have recently beecn posting
to ars and who take it upon themselves to criticize people like Kady,
or ptsc, who I consider to be two of the more valuable critics here in
terms of contribution and sanity.  Others may disagree but honestly
that is just TFB.

I also post the lists because the lists are being webbed by Kristie
Watcher at her wonderful website http://www.truthaboutscientology.com

These lists are webbed so that current members of the C of S can see
the actual stats of the C of S as well as being exposed to the writings
of Non C of S Scientologists.  The data on this site is not threatening
and no one is discussing xenu and body cooties, offering to fuck the
dead skull of Hubbard or implying that they are brain dead, brainwashed
cultists.

Lastly,the lists are published because there are many Ex Scientologists
here that have been declared, expelled or disconnected from and would
like to be updated on their friends and family that are still active in
the C of S.  

Another reason for posting the lists is that there are many old timers
here, like yourself who know thes

--
Cerridwen

Lurking Scientologists start here:
http://www.truthaboutscientology.com

In article <b94f68592062b25a226869faa7001...@remailer.xganon.com>,

I appreciate your posts too, Cerridwen.  It's especially interesting to
read the lists of completions that you post.  I hope you'll continue.

Warrior - Sunshine disinfects
 http://warrior.offlines.org
   http://ThetaNews.da.ru