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AnonEMoose

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According to Auditor magazine #287, page 3, Scientology is now
ennobling some of its adherents with the aristocratic title of
"Duke". The following Hubbard quote is given: "These are the
Dukes of the Auditor Elite, the Saint Hillers. One joins the
clique only by hard work and great results." -- and a photo is
shown of one of these "Dukes", above the headline "DESTINED TO BE
A DUKE" (shouldn't she be called a "Duchess"?). Unfortunately no
info is given as to whether these ASHO/SHSBC "Dukes" are to be
addressed as "Your Ladyship" / "Your Lordship" or "Your Grace",
whether one should make a low bow or curtsey towards them instead
of shaking their hands, and whether or not they intend to try to
crash Prince Charles' royal coronation wearing the proper attire
of ermine robes and coronets with strawberry leaves. Also no
info
on whether these Dukedoms are hereditary, or what the rules of
succession are. I think they should go further and institute a
whole series of feudal ranks, "Knight", "Baron", "Viscount",
"Count", "Marquis", "Duke", and "Prince" -- it would certainly be
much more colorful than boring grade names like "Class V Auditor"
and "OT 3"! If Scientology became an offshoot of the Society of
Creative Anachronism, just think how much happier a place it
would
be, and how much more fun its followers would have. ;-)


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AnonEMoose <anonemoos...@usa.net.invalid> wrote:
>According to Auditor magazine #287, page 3, Scientology is now
>ennobling some of its adherents with the aristocratic title of
>"Duke". The following Hubbard quote is given: "These are the
>Dukes of the Auditor Elite, the Saint Hillers. One joins the
>clique only by hard work and great results." -- and a photo is
>shown of one of these "Dukes", above the headline "DESTINED TO
BE
>A DUKE" (shouldn't she be called a "Duchess"?). Unfortunately

Oh, I get it. Then she could be the Duchess of the *Douchey* of
Saint Hill!

Xenu's House of Horror!

* Jokes * Degradations * Enturbulations * Clams Get In Free! *

realpch

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This reminds me of Gene Hackman in "Unforgiven" asserting that Richard
Harris is not in fact "The Duke of Death" but instead is "The Duck".
Peach

AnonEMoose wrote:
>
> According to Auditor magazine #287, page 3, Scientology is now
> ennobling some of its adherents with the aristocratic title of
> "Duke". The following Hubbard quote is given: "These are the
> Dukes of the Auditor Elite, the Saint Hillers. One joins the
> clique only by hard work and great results." -- and a photo is
> shown of one of these "Dukes", above the headline "DESTINED TO BE

> A DUKE" (shouldn't she be called a "Duchess"?). Unfortunately no
> info is given as to whether these ASHO/SHSBC "Dukes" are to be
> addressed as "Your Ladyship" / "Your Lordship" or "Your Grace",
> whether one should make a low bow or curtsey towards them instead
> of shaking their hands, and whether or not they intend to try to
> crash Prince Charles' royal coronation wearing the proper attire
> of ermine robes and coronets with strawberry leaves. Also no
> info
> on whether these Dukedoms are hereditary, or what the rules of
> succession are. I think they should go further and institute a
> whole series of feudal ranks, "Knight", "Baron", "Viscount",
> "Count", "Marquis", "Duke", and "Prince" -- it would certainly be
> much more colorful than boring grade names like "Class V Auditor"
> and "OT 3"! If Scientology became an offshoot of the Society of
> Creative Anachronism, just think how much happier a place it
> would
> be, and how much more fun its followers would have. ;-)
>

The Skipster

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So what? I'm the Duke of URL.

In article <08f98f54...@usw-ex0105-037.remarq.com>, AnonEMoose
<anonemoos...@usa.net.invalid> wrote:

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Dave Bird

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>According to Auditor magazine #287, page 3, Scientology is now
>ennobling some of its adherents with the aristocratic title of
>"Duke".

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Patrick Volk

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On Sun, 09 Jul 2000 15:08:39 -0700, AnonEMoose
<anonemoos...@usa.net.invalid> wrote:

>According to Auditor magazine #287, page 3, Scientology is now
>ennobling some of its adherents with the aristocratic title of

>"Duke". The following Hubbard quote is given: "These are the
>Dukes of the Auditor Elite, the Saint Hillers. One joins the
>clique only by hard work and great results." -- and a photo is
>shown of one of these "Dukes", above the headline "DESTINED TO BE
>A DUKE" (shouldn't she be called a "Duchess"?). Unfortunately no
>info is given as to whether these ASHO/SHSBC "Dukes" are to be
>addressed as "Your Ladyship" / "Your Lordship" or "Your Grace",
>whether one should make a low bow or curtsey towards them instead
>of shaking their hands, and whether or not they intend to try to
>crash Prince Charles' royal coronation wearing the proper attire
>of ermine robes and coronets with strawberry leaves. Also no
>info
>on whether these Dukedoms are hereditary, or what the rules of
>succession are. I think they should go further and institute a
>whole series of feudal ranks, "Knight", "Baron", "Viscount",
>"Count", "Marquis", "Duke", and "Prince" -- it would certainly be
>much more colorful than boring grade names like "Class V Auditor"
>and "OT 3"! If Scientology became an offshoot of the Society of
>Creative Anachronism, just think how much happier a place it
>would
>be, and how much more fun its followers would have. ;-)
>
>

Following a subsequent post... How about

Soldier
Crew Boss
Tiniente (Lieutenant)
Capo
Capo di regime?

Anti Magoo

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Jul 10, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/10/00
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To the extent of hazard these dukes of the cult
are causing, I'm thankful for all the valuable
information on the multitude of excellent web sites critical of the Co$.
Combined, they all
spell out: "DANGER - DO NOT ENTER -
HIGH VOLTAGE" and "THIS PRODUCT (scn)
HAS BEEN DETERMINED HAZARDOUS TO
YOUR HEALTH" The greatest hazard, is the
constant attempts by the various Co$ Ops to
prevent these warning labels from being posted
and read.

A G
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www.parishioners.org (sucks)
"When the going gets tough, pitbulls call in $cientologists!"
Adm. Davie Misscabbage, Oct. 1993, upon
bringing the IRS to it's knees and granting
a 501 (c) (3) status to a mind contol cult


bwarr

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AnonEMoose wrote:

> According to Auditor magazine #287, page 3, Scientology is now
> ennobling some of its adherents with the aristocratic title of
> "Duke". The following Hubbard quote is given: "These are the
> Dukes of the Auditor Elite, the Saint Hillers. One joins the
> clique only by hard work and great results." -- and a photo is
> shown of one of these "Dukes", above the headline "DESTINED TO BE
> A DUKE" (shouldn't she be called a "Duchess"?). Unfortunately no
> info is given as to whether these ASHO/SHSBC "Dukes" are to be
> addressed as "Your Ladyship" / "Your Lordship" or "Your Grace",
> whether one should make a low bow or curtsey towards them instead
> of shaking their hands, and whether or not they intend to try to
> crash Prince Charles' royal coronation wearing the proper attire
> of ermine robes and coronets with strawberry leaves. Also no
> info
> on whether these Dukedoms are hereditary, or what the rules of
> succession are. I think they should go further and institute a
> whole series of feudal ranks, "Knight", "Baron", "Viscount",
> "Count", "Marquis", "Duke", and "Prince" -- it would certainly be
> much more colorful than boring grade names like "Class V Auditor"
> and "OT 3"! If Scientology became an offshoot of the Society of
> Creative Anachronism, just think how much happier a place it
> would
> be, and how much more fun its followers would have. ;-)
>

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Cool! I'd be first in line to whack 'em with fake swords!
b


Anti Magoo

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I'd be 2nd in line behind Barb, with an "itchy" fake sword chanting
"take no prisoners!"

A G
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