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anonymousAltF4

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Feb 17, 2008, 12:29:44 AM2/17/08
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Sorry if similar info has been posted about Tom-Alan. I saw that
somebody else noted that Tom Newton is Alan Connor, so I did a little
poking around.

Tom-Alan appears to be the kook of all netkooks. Looks like he
probably has some sort of severe mental disability or mental health
issue; perhaps related to his failure as an anti-spam software
developer, which is funny, since he seems to be a spammer-par-
excellence.

Makes me wonder if Alan even knows a $cientologist? :(
Welp, this means I'm not replying to any more Tom-Alan posts. No more
feeding the trolls for me.

****************************
Simple Google fu of Tom's simple...@gmail.com e-mail
http://www.google.com/search?q=simpleman.s43%40gmail.com&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

Tom N profile as simpleman.s43 @ gmail.com
http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=de&u=http://profile.nntp2http.com/c605d7c73f8ad255e13af0ece751b41b.html&sa=X&oi=translate&resnum=1&ct=result&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dsimpleman.s43%2540gmail.com%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26hs%3DojG

Just a bunch of other people calling Tom a dicktard
http://www.linuxpackages.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=104664&sid=c9e126b5961d4f0ecc367a48148a91f7

Tom Newton, alias of Alan Connor (this is the most telling info about
him)
http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/ac/fga.shtml

Excerpt from above:
You may also have met Alan by the other names that he has gone by:

* Bruce Burhans ( - 2002-12-10);
* Farley Benn (2002-10-30 - 2003-02-09);
* Tom Littlefoot (2002-12-10 - 2002-12-10), under which name he
tells us that in the future Internet will be run on clockwork-powered
computers;
* David I. Raines (2003-11-26 - 2004-01-05); and
* Alexander Mulligan (2004-05-17 - present)

Since he's only ever gone by "Alan Connor" (2003-05-26 - present) in
the comp.mail.misc and news.admin.net-a
buse.* newsgroups, that's the name that is used here.

alanc...@earthlink.net

Do these look familiar?

* "Everyone else" is a spammer.
* "Everyone else" is repeatedly posting lies to Usenet.
* "Everyone else" is a troll.
* "Everyone else" is repeating rubbish that has been long since
demonstrated, over and over, to be utter rubbish.
* "Everyone else" is trying to dupe people and is pretending to be
an expert giving "the straight scoop" to novices.
* "Everyone else" is hi-jacking threads to divert the discussion
away from the topic at hand.

"Alan is very prone to proudly announcing that he hasn't read any
parts of messages, and then responding to their contents anyway."

Friendly Xenu

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Feb 17, 2008, 2:49:53 PM2/17/08
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anonymousAltF4 <anon...@gmail.com> wrote:

>Tom-Alan appears to be the kook of all netkooks. Looks like he
>probably has some sort of severe mental disability or mental health
>issue; perhaps related to his failure as an anti-spam software
>developer, which is funny, since he seems to be a spammer-par-
>excellence.

a.r.s seems to collect frothingly insane kookers.

---
"Every time Tory waves to OSA, David Miscaviage gets shorter."

poke...@beer.com

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Feb 24, 2008, 4:41:21 PM2/24/08
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On Feb 16, 9:29 pm, anonymousAltF4 <anonma...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Sorry if similar info has been posted about Tom-Alan. I saw that
> somebody else noted that Tom Newton is Alan Connor, so I did a little
> poking around.
>
> Tom-Alan appears to be the kook of all netkooks. Looks like he
> probably has some sort of severe mental disability or mental health
> issue; perhaps related to his failure as an anti-spam software
> developer, which is funny, since he seems to be a spammer-par-
> excellence.
>
> Makes me wonder if Alan even knows a $cientologist? :(
> Welp, this means I'm not replying to any more Tom-Alan posts. No more
> feeding the trolls for me.
>
> ****************************
> Simple Google fu of Tom's simpleman....@gmail.com e-mailhttp://www.google.com/search?q=simpleman.s43%40gmail.com&ie=utf-8&oe=...
>
> Tom N profile as simpleman.s43 @ gmail.comhttp://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=de&u=http://profile.nn...
>
> Just a bunch of other people calling Tom a dicktardhttp://www.linuxpackages.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=104664&sid=c9e126b...

>
> Tom Newton, alias of Alan Connor (this is the most telling info about
> him)http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/ac/fga.shtml

>
> Excerpt from above:
> You may also have met Alan by the other names that he has gone by:
>
> * Bruce Burhans ( - 2002-12-10);
> * Farley Benn (2002-10-30 - 2003-02-09);
> * Tom Littlefoot (2002-12-10 - 2002-12-10), under which name he
> tells us that in the future Internet will be run on clockwork-powered
> computers;
> * David I. Raines (2003-11-26 - 2004-01-05); and
> * Alexander Mulligan (2004-05-17 - present)
>
> Since he's only ever gone by "Alan Connor" (2003-05-26 - present) in
> the comp.mail.misc and news.admin.net-a
> buse.* newsgroups, that's the name that is used here.
>
> alancon...@earthlink.net

>
> Do these look familiar?
>
> * "Everyone else" is a spammer.
> * "Everyone else" is repeatedly posting lies to Usenet.
> * "Everyone else" is a troll.
> * "Everyone else" is repeating rubbish that has been long since
> demonstrated, over and over, to be utter rubbish.
> * "Everyone else" is trying to dupe people and is pretending to be
> an expert giving "the straight scoop" to novices.
> * "Everyone else" is hi-jacking threads to divert the discussion
> away from the topic at hand.
>
> "Alan is very prone to proudly announcing that he hasn't read any
> parts of messages, and then responding to their contents anyway."

Ahhhh Tom. Just when I thought we were getting to know each other.
That sucks bud. You know what kind of information will come out
next.... I hope..... lol.

Tom's gonna be singin his favorite Britney Spears song when he next
logs in. Oops I did it again.

David Teichman

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Feb 24, 2008, 4:53:14 PM2/24/08
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If you're feeling a little cornered and have a worldwide staff
shortage, why not outsource pissing on the ARS to the kookiest, most
infamous usenet spammer around?

poke...@beer.com

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Feb 24, 2008, 5:30:49 PM2/24/08
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He's probably too crazy to think up such a complex plot. Either that
or he tried they did their own elite research and said "Fuck that,
this guys NUTS"

Ananamuss

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Feb 24, 2008, 6:15:52 PM2/24/08
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I wonder when Tom last saw Bigfoot?

David Teichman

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Feb 24, 2008, 7:07:34 PM2/24/08
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On Feb 24, 3:15 pm, Ananamuss <ananam...@gmail.com> wrote:
> I wonder when Tom last saw Bigfoot?

When Bigfoot returned Tom's wristwatch?

banchukita

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Feb 24, 2008, 7:16:27 PM2/24/08
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LOL! I wonder what that job opening posting looked like on
thetalinks...

"Wanted: Online SP wrangler. Must know computers. Experience is
good but training is available."


-maggie, human being


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poke...@beer.com

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Feb 24, 2008, 9:15:17 PM2/24/08
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bumping for epic lulz when tom responds..............

TOM!??!

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