Yborg promising genius IQ
Dave Touretzky
The folks at the Yborg (Church of Scientology cult recruiting station
in Ybor City, Florida, which is near Tampa) are so desperate to
recruit raw meat that they're making outlandish promises. Check out
this poster currently on display in their window:
http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Scientology/Miscellaneous/ybor-clear-poster.jpg
Here's a transcription:
================================================================
"WHAT DO YOU WANT OUT OF LIFE?"
Become a Scientology "Clear"
A Scientology "Clear" has:
* Over 135 IQ
* Creative imagination
* Amazing vitality
* Deep relaxation
* Good memory
* Strong willpower
* Radiant health
* Magnetic personality
* Good self-control
If you would like to have all these qualities then
look into Scientology
Enquire here today
OPERATION CLEAR
(c) 2006 CSTPA All rights reserved. Grateful acknowledgement is made
to L. Ron Hubbard Library for permission to reproduce a selection from
the copyrighted works of L. Ron Hubbard. Scientology is a trademark
and service mark owned by Religious Technology Center and is used with
its permission. Services relateing to Scientology religious
philosophy and delivered throughout the world exclusively by the
licensees of the Church of Scientology Inernational, with permission
of Religious Technology Center, holder of SCIENTOLOGY and DIANETICS
trademarks.
================================================================
ObLaserClam: "Maybe they should take the Way to Happiness course."
No wonder Scientology hates the Internet.
-- Dave Touretzky: "Thanks, Peggy, for sending the poster."
http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Secrets
John
"Dave Touretzky" <d...@cs.cmu.edu> wrote in message
news:45ada14d$1...@news2.lightlink.com...
>
> The folks at the Yborg (Church of Scientology cult recruiting station
> in Ybor City, Florida, which is near Tampa) are so desperate to
> recruit raw meat that they're making outlandish promises. Check out
> this poster currently on display in their window:
>
>
> http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Scientology/Miscellaneous/ybor-clear-poster.jpg
>
> Here's a transcription:
>
> ================================================================
>
> "WHAT DO YOU WANT OUT OF LIFE?"
>
> Become a Scientology "Clear"
>
> A Scientology "Clear" has:
>
> * Over 135 IQ
> * Creative imagination
> * Amazing vitality
> * Deep relaxation
> * Good memory
> * Strong willpower
> * Radiant health
> * Magnetic personality
> * Good self-control
>
> If you would like to have all these qualities then
> look into Scientology
>
> Enquire here today
>
> OPERATION CLEAR
They left off :
* Can breathe underwater!
* Can dodge bullets at point blank range!
* Can walk up the sides of buildings!
* Can install telephones!
wait... that's ninjas.
Android Cat
> "Dave Touretzky" <d...@cs.cmu.edu> wrote in message
> news:45ada14d$1...@news2.lightlink.com...
>>
>>
>> If you would like to have all these qualities then
>> look into Scientology
>
>
> * Can breathe underwater!
> * Can dodge bullets at point blank range!
> * Can walk up the sides of buildings!
> * Can install telephones!
>
> wait... that's ninjas.
Yes, and ninjas know how to use the tech:
http://askaninja.com/node/2715
--
Ron of that ilk.
barbz
Egad.
I see stuff like this, outlandish promises, and I can't help thinking:
What happens when there's a class action suit composed of Scientologists
with:
A 110 IQ
No imagination
Shallow hyperexcitement over everything
Memory full of LRH
Nonexistant willpower
Niacin toxicity and asbestosis
Sticks to metallic objects
Weak pandetermination
I mean, c'mon! You can't PROMISE these attributes! It's fraud. Somebody
call the mayor! Oh, wait. Pam Iorio is a huge fan. Never mind. I guess
the people of Ybor are gonna have to depend on themselves to get
edumacated. Smarten up or get sucked in, folks!
--
--
Spidergraham
Chaplain, ARSCC
xenu...@netscape.net
"Comparing Scientology to a motorcycle gang is a gross, unpardonable
insult to bikers everywhere. Even at our worst, we are never as bad as
Scientology."
-ex-member, Thunderclouds motorcycle "club"
antisectes
> The folks at the Yborg (Church of Scientology cult recruiting station
> in Ybor City, Florida, which is near Tampa) are so desperate to
> recruit raw meat that they're making outlandish promises. Check out
> this poster currently on display in their window:
>
>
> http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Scientology/Miscellaneous/ybor-clear-poster.jpg
>
> Here's a transcription:
>
> ================================================================
>
> "WHAT DO YOU WANT OUT OF LIFE?"
>
> Become a Scientology "Clear"
>
> A Scientology "Clear" has:
>
> * Over 135 IQ
[that's the case of less than 3 % of the clams]
> * Creative imagination
[can create past lives having no existence]
> * Amazing vitality
> * Deep relaxation
[death relaxation happens too, by suicide or assassination, see Lisa
McPherson etc.]
> * Good memory
[lie: that memory specializes into unexisting "incidents" and crap works
from the founder hubbard. ]
> * Strong willpower
[brainwashed will]
> * Radiant health
that should'nt be: after the prurification crapdown program, the
"accumulated" radiations should have left the body because of the
miraculous niacin/nicotinic acid [a provitamin]!!
> * Magnetic personality
Use of magnets is forbidden while on e-meter sessions.
> * Good self-control
(Please: the purpose of t'he cult is not self-control; it's others'
control.)
Quaoar
$cientology adheres to the British language with "Enquire Within". This
is a grievous outpoint when publicizing in the US. Hubbard used the
British lexicon in much of his ramblings and the kult cannot get
straight that there is a US lexicon when the translate his ramblings
into every language on earth.
These people are simply not thinking.
Q
BigBeard
Someone living in Florida may want to bring this to the attention
of the Attorney General's office. Seems Florida is one of those
states that's created it's own "mini-Lanham Act", with some
pretty stiff provisions about false advertising. In particular
concerning the type of claims made in this flyer.
BigBeard
Katana ko chi, SPsoo
ewsnead
"Quaoar" <qua...@tenthplanet.net> wrote in message
news:dd6dnQXARcmx7DPY...@comcast.com...
Such are the pitfalls of incessant and perfect duplication. Translation:
literal thinking.
ewsnead
Andrew Robertson
<snip>
> ObLaserClam: "Maybe they should take the Way to Happiness course."
How typical of LaserClam. Dave gave her the perfect opportunity to promote
Scientology with a post like:
'Do you know anyone else who failed to download their own copy of "The Way
to Happiness" from
http://twth.org/about/resources-and-downloads/e-books/pdf/englishWeb.pdf '
but instead, a deafening silence. Though not an authority on the Tone
Scale, I'd put LaserClam at around 0.05 - 0.03. (Apathy - Useless)
Andrew
banchukita
That's a good idea. Hm, who do we know living in Florida...?
Any further info about this law would be appreciated.
This weekend is the annual Gasparilla pirate festival/parade, and there
will be a lot of traffic around the Yborg. Fortunately, most of the
traffic will consist of drunken adults pretending to be pirates and
wenches, in the mood to make anyone who asks them about taking a free
personality test walk the plank.
-maggie, human being "Ybor, bring me the brain."
barbz
Ye scurvy bilge-rats!
R. Hill
Here is a similar ad on Caroline Letkeman's web site:
http://www.carolineletkeman.org/refund/docs/validity-346-insert1.html
Ray.
Zinj
@m58g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>, rh...@xenu-directory.net says...
>
> Dave Touretzky wrote:
> > The folks at the Yborg (Church of Scientology cult recruiting station
> > in Ybor City, Florida, which is near Tampa) are so desperate to
> > recruit raw meat that they're making outlandish promises. Check out
> > this poster currently on display in their window:
> >
> > http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Scientology/Miscellaneous/ybor-clear-poster.jpg
> >
> > Here's a transcription:
> >
> > ================================================================
> >
> > "WHAT DO YOU WANT OUT OF LIFE?"
> >
> > Become a Scientology "Clear"
> >
> > A Scientology "Clear" has:
> >
> > * Over 135 IQ
According to Hubbard, 'IQ' increases by one point per 1 hour of
auditing. Therefore 10 years in Scientology = 'IQ' in the
'thousands'. Unless, of course, if you're 'on staff' or in the
'Sea Org', who almost never *get* any auditing, although, they
get charged for it in their eventual 'freeloader Debt'.
> > * Creative imagination
Claims to facts not in evidence. In fact, every indication is
that Scientology is the *death* of 'creativity'.
> > * Amazing vitality
http://www.whyaretheydead.net/
> > * Deep relaxation
Unless you've been called in for a 'Sec Check', are being
'regged' or have been 'Knowledge Reported', or, are on 'Staff'
or in the Sea Org, and it's Wednesday.
> > * Good memory
So good, in fact, that you can remember things that never
happened.
> > * Strong willpower
And the delusional capability to believe that you are
'effective'.
> > * Radiant health
'Glow in the Dark' level health! Your mileage may vary.
> > * Magnetic personality
Tin cans stick to your ears.
> > * Good self-control
If you *wanted* to look like a shrieking, raving loon.
And, you did; it's called 'command intention', 'Tone 40',
'impinging'. Supposedly works well on ashtrays.
Zinj
--
You Can Lead a Clam to Reason; but You Can't Make Him Think
BigBeard
"banchukita" <banch...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1169464541.7...@q2g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
For any Floridian's out there, here's the on-line complaint form
on the Florida AG's web page:
http://myfloridalegal.com/pages.nsf/4492D797DC0BD92F85256CB80055F
B97/60FD9BD8FA71A5B185256CD1005EE5C5?OpenDocument
And for those living elsewhere who are aware of the same claims
being made in another state on behalf of $cn, making it a Federal
matter, here's the FTC's fraud page.
http://www.ftc.gov/bcp/conline/edcams/ojo/index.htm
"File a Complaint" link is hidden on the center right side of the
top border.