We had a volcano. We had clam heads. We had L. Ron Hubbard, Tomasina
Cruise, and TWO Xenu!
Uninvited guest AO jumped in with obnoxious signs with profane language.
Parents protested. Anonymous complained to cops. Cops escorted the
obstreperous, argumentative hoser away. NOVWL, etc.
We gave away thousands of fliers, collected a pile of free marshmallows
on the bottoms of our feet, and took a lot of pictures and video.
A good time was had by all but AO. What the hell was he thinking,
carrying a sign that said "KATIE YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT"
It's a family event, full of children and wiener dogs. Happily, the rest
of the parade was a hoot, after the cancer was excised.
I love the Raelians! They are happy, well-laid folks with a sense of
humor. They're exactly what Scientologists pretend to be, but aren't.
--
--
Barb
Chaplain, ARSCC
"Every week, every month, every year, every decade and now
every century, Scientology does weird and stupid things
to damage its own reputation."
-Steve Zadarnowski
"Comparing Scientology to a motorcycle gang is a gross, unpardonable
insult to bikers everywhere. Even at our worst, we are never as bad as
Scientology."
-ex-member, Thunderclouds motorcycle "club"
"$cientology sees the world this way: One man with a picket sign:
terrorism. Five thousand people dead in a deliberate inferno: business
opportunity.
$cientology oozes _under_ terrorists to hide."
-Chris Leithiser
Well-laid, heh. At least TITS or GTFO! doesn't slow them down...
--
Ron of that ilk.
Were you not enturbulated by wiener dogs in San Diego recently? Now you
are enturbulated by wiener dogs in Pasadena? What's up with wiener dogs
in Southern California, anyway? Are they agents of the cult?
Do you think that the wiener dogs only show up when you show up? That
could lead to a serious mental disease, I think. ...or bites just
around your ankles!
Q
No worries...I have stowed a pack of really big hotdog buns in my
panniers, just in case.
I might be stalked by wiener dogs, although I can't fathom why. Maybe
it's the ketchup packets in my pockets?
Raelians are victims of a guru, they are transformed into sex machines or
whatever, they have to pay and be enslaved somewhat by Raël, their guru
Claude Vorilhon, and they are less and less becaue the guru spends tons of
money attacking people like me (he lost twice and paid 5000 euros). So, they
appear perhaps somewhat more sympathetic than scientos, but they are as lost
and unable to see the lies of their cult leader.
r
Oh my!
Well, they did have a nice (and expensive) flying saucer and seem able
to make fun of themselves. I suppose that's not much of an improvement
over the scilons if they're soaking people for large amounts of cash.
I will just leave these here.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF0rWsjsCBA&feature=channel_page
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E42hl8QAKW8&feature=channel_page
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2Ip7YhmPOk&feature=channel_page
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mD7fWzscVI&feature=channel_page (this
shows AO in all his douchbaginesss)
http://picasaweb.google.com/theanonshark/DooDahParade
http://www.pasadenastarnews.com/ci_11486674
http://www.laweekly.com/slideshow/view/224304/26
http://www.flickr.com/photos/34566058@N03/sets/72157612816542786/
Danke!