So how do you get to OZ? I thought you would never ask, Dorothy! Nope,
it’s not Down Under, and nope, it’s definitely not in Kansas, at least
not anymore! Actually, according to that lovable old Wizard we
affectionately call the Buzzard of OZ (you know, the guy who looks and
acts a lot like Benny Hill), you just follow the Jell-O brick road.
Actually, make that Jell-O Vodka Shot bricks, since that’s what Old
Buzz always liked in the mornings. Sounds interesting? Well, for a
modest amount of money, you can take eight courses with us in the
following sequence:
OZ I: - A timid initial step towards the Bridge to Total Freedom
OZ II: - A frightened jump back away from the Bridge to Total Freedom
OZ III: - Penetrating the Wall of Liars that surrounds impenetrable
whole track mystery
OZ IV: - The Ovulating Zetan Drug Deal shakedown
OZ V: - The New Error Trianetics for Ovulation Zetans
OZ VI: - Squeezing out the pustulates
OZ VII: - Ethic Cleansing
OZ VIII: - Truth Repealed
And when you finish that last course, you finally get it! The "OZ
VIII: Truth Repealed" course is a Zoloft-audited level that finally
addresses the painful credulity of believing in the whole track thing,
and all those levels and other stuff Buzz rambled on about. It also
lets one finally see and appreciate the absurdity of one’s own
miserable flat broke existence. This brings you to the first actual
real true genuine OZ level. There, you finally realize that the great
and powerful wizard is a fraud, and you find he is just an ordinary
little old obese twit named X. Con Buzzard, hiding behind the curtain.
And it brings about a complete and total loss of your rationality and
cognitive abilities that finally opens up your path onto the Bridge to
Total Freedom. At that point, finally delivers, and you might hear
yourself muttering "There's no place like home. There's no place like
home. There's no place like home."
Can't understand as a
way to dominate others?
I thought LASERs were supposed to be coherent. Can you shed any light
on that? If not, clam up...
-Buzzard of OZ
Great story!! Nice to have you back posting, abysmalbathos !
~ Mary McConnell
ps: Ignoring LC is the best way to get him to clam up, lol!
Although we have to be thankful to him for bumping import postings in
Google groups. ;-)
Peter
"The alleviation of the condition of insanity has also been
accomplished now!"
- L. Ron Hubbard, Hubbard Communications Office Bulletin, November
1970, "Psychosis"
is that a repetition of your stupid master definition of the "Great God
Throgmagog" anti-religions declaration?
r
> Can't understand as a
> way to dominate others?
Parodies don't necessarily mean lack of understanding.
Reverse auditing doesn't necessarily mean understanding, either.
C
He's reverse auditing. You cannot therefore expect coherence, logic or
decency.
;->
C