One for the Church of ECTology

[Podkayne1]

From the old AOL Scn board, your friend and mine, JDavis:

Hi guys! It's the Prof again. Do you remember me? I'm the one who worked out
how the Pocket Monsters animation caused all those Japanese kids epilepsy! I
didn't get my Nobel Prize for that, but I'm going to have another stab at it
with this one. How about it. I've worked out how ECT works!

Here's how it goes. Chap has a run of bad luck. Loses money on the gee gees.
Youngest son gets raped by the school psych. Wife runs off with the milkman.
That kind of thing. Trouble is, he doesn't take it very well. It gets him down.
Puts him off his cornflakes. All that kind of rot. So, he goes to see his
doctor. Doc sends him to a psych. "Makes sense," the doc thinks. "He's not very
chipper. Off his cornies. Not being chipper and off one's cornies
means something wrong in the mind. The whole subject of the mind is a complete
and utter mystery to me, but those psych chappies know all about it. They'll
put him right."

So the chap arrives at the psych bin and presents himself, "I'm not feeling
very chipper and I'm off me cornflakes," says chap. The psych nods his head
knowingly and tells him to lie down on the couch. Then they put the straps on
to stop him breaking his back during the convulsions and give him something to
bite to make sure he'll have a tongue left. Psych puts the jolly old electrodes
on the chappie's head, tells him this is going to put him right
and turns on the jolly old juice. "Zipppp!! Zappppp! Crackle!! Zittt!!! Clang
Clang Clang," and the guy's out like a light. When he comes round, he's lying
in a bed, trying to remember his name and what on earth he had eaten that had
disagreed with him. "What was that!!!!????" he asks when the nurse comes in.
"You just had ECT," she explains, "Are you better now? Or would you more
treatment?" "I'm cured!" shouts chappie, "It's a miracle! Hallelujah!
Hey! Depression? Me? No way. Zipedee doo dah."

And that's how it works. Good eh!

"Professor" John Davis

[Nelsonjr]

Yup...thats how it works. UNLESS your best friend is sleeping with your
husband who is collecting insurance for you being crazy,,,then for sure they
will insist you keep getting zapped.
I know one such poor lady and I wish I could help her. Trouble is it is all
legal and CCHR won't work with me cause I am expelled.
Nelson

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[Roland]

Nelsonjr wrote:
>
> Yup...thats how it works. UNLESS your best friend is sleeping with your
> husband who is collecting insurance for you being crazy,,,then for sure they
> will insist you keep getting zapped.
> I know one such poor lady and I wish I could help her. Trouble is it is all
> legal and CCHR won't work with me cause I am expelled.
> Nelson

You mean you are a Suppressive Person? This newsgroup gets more
down-tone every day.

Wow, they wrote a Success Story(tm)! That proves they are a valuable
final product of that grade and don't need to pay $5000 again to have it
done all over again and go to ethics and write up all their O/Ws etc..

Roland
--
"I notice that we all believe that Venus has a methane atmosphere and
is unlivable. I almost got run down by a freight locomotive the other
day -- didn't look very uncivilized to me." - L. Ron Hubbard,
"Between Lives Implants" lecture, SHSBC #317. 23 July 1963.
http://www.xs4all.nl/~xemu/rams/Venusloc.ram

[yduzit...@sk.sympatico.ca]

Nelsonjr wrote:
>
> Yup...thats how it works. UNLESS your best friend is sleeping with your
> husband who is collecting insurance for you being crazy,,,then for sure they
> will insist you keep getting zapped.
> I know one such poor lady and I wish I could help her. Trouble is it is all
> legal and CCHR won't work with me cause I am expelled.
> Nelson
>

That's productive... no scientific proof just derogatory remarks because
Scientology told him so. Think for yourslef - Scienospeak is a
language of lies and deceptions - not to mention a scam designed to
take ALL your money forever.
k

[Starshadow]

Nelsonjr <nels...@powersurfr.com> wrote in message
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> Yup...thats how it works. UNLESS your best friend is sleeping with your
> husband who is collecting insurance for you being crazy,,,then for sure
they
> will insist you keep getting zapped.
> I know one such poor lady and I wish I could help her. Trouble is it is
all
> legal and CCHR won't work with me cause I am expelled.
> Nelson

Well, Nelson, I haven't killfiled you yet, but you're looking lovely in
maroon.

--
Bright Blessings,

Starshadow (SP4, KoX) (remove lovesxenu to reply)

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