Tabloid Tries To Link Andrew Cunanan and Tom Cruise
Hud Nordin
I'm not gonna be much help here, but maybe this notice will cause some
alert eyes to be turned on the rag in question.
So there I was in the slow-moving 10-items-or-less line at the
supermarket when what should I spy but some tabloid that headlined some
kind of link between America's most beloved mass murderer, Andrew
Cunanan, and (scientology-shill) Tom Cruise! Oh joy! I grabbed it and
dove in to read the FACTS. Suddenly the line lurched forward and I was
next up to the register.
I scrambled to find the article. I thought about buying the issue, but
that would have been my 16th item. Hey, I'm a rebel but I'm not an
extremist. So I began to put it back in the rack when I saw the article
out of the corner of my eye. It looked like they were just claiming
that Cunanan had a hard-on for Tom, with your standard sort of Tom
Cruise fetish shrine in his room and a desire to shove Nicole Kidman
out of the picture. Damn, it just looks like it was a crush and not a
relationship.
But, someone who has less than 10 items, please check it out!
--
Hud Nordin <h...@netcom.com> Silicon Valley / The City of Sunnyvale / California
Alec
Hud Nordin wrote in article ...
Crap, Hud. Don't tease us!
You could have put back the peanut butter, the spinach, the shoelaces, the
soap and the condoms, so we could have the story. That's not being a
team-player!
---Alec
Hud Nordin
In article <5s5ctd$e02$1...@skat.usc.edu> le...@skat.usc.edu (leny) writes:
>Hud Nordin wrote in article ...
>>kind of link between America's most beloved mass murderer, Andrew
>>Cunanan, and (scientology-shill) Tom Cruise! Oh joy! I grabbed it and
>Tabloid huh? my, my. I guess it doesn't matter where the story comes
>from as long as it's sensational.
At least it wasn't "Freedom" magazine.
You do know that tabloids wrote about how Lisa McPherson died of
dehydration, bitten by cockraoches, in the care of scientologists,
before the story appeared in the mainstream press. Sensational!
>Since you did not buy the rag, I
>get the idea that you must not have thought it worth it. Either that
>or you couldn't afford it.
You get two different ideas, both of which are wrong. Are all of your
ideas so wrong? Are you a scientologist?
>It that the same rag that had for a headline
>"Baby born from alien father comes out telling winning lotto numbers"?
I don't know. Did you see that? Do you suppose the alien was scientology's
Xenu? I heard he got loose.
>yeah I'm sure Tom would throw away a great babe like Nichole for a
>psychopath faggot like Andrew Cunanan. uh-huh!
Really?! I disagree. I'm sure he'd like to, but I think that would
hurt his career -- even more than his involvement with the criminal
cult.
http://home.pacific.net.sg/~marina/index.html
http://home.sol.no/heldal/CoS/
http://www2.thecia.net/users/rnewman/scientology/home.html
http://www.tiac.net/users/modemac/cos.html
http://www.xs4all.nl/~kspaink/index.html
leny
Hud Nordin wrote in article ...
>>supermarket when what should I spy but some tabloid that headlined some
>>kind of link between America's most beloved mass murderer, Andrew
>>Cunanan, and (scientology-shill) Tom Cruise! Oh joy! I grabbed it and
Tabloid huh? my, my. I guess it doesn't matter where the story comes
from as long as it's sensational. Since you did not buy the rag, I
get the idea that you must not have thought it worth it. Either that
or you couldn't afford it.
It that the same rag that had for a headline
"Baby born from alien father comes out telling winning lotto numbers"?
yeah I'm sure Tom would throw away a great babe like Nichole for a
psychopath faggot like Andrew Cunanan. uh-huh!
Leny
Jigsaw6452
>
>It that the same rag that had for a headline
>"Baby born from alien father comes out telling winning lotto numbers"?
>
>
No, that rag is the Weekly World News. A lot of people get the National
Enquirer and the Weekly World News mixed up, maybe because both magazines
are based in Lantana, FL; the National Enquirer is in color, writes more
about celebrities and actually has gotten many of their facts straight
recently, while the Weekly World News is in black and white and publishes
mostly totally ridiculous stories.
Speaking of ridiculous stories, have you heard the story about Xemu? He
is a space alien ruler who, 75 million years ago, decided to control the
overpopulation problem in the galaxy by luring people in for income tax
inspections but instead paralyzing them by injecting them with alcohol and
glycol. He then put the people in DC8s and flew them to Teegeeack
(Earth), stacked the people around volcanoes and then blew up the
volcanoes with H-bombs. He then trapped the people's souls in electronic
traps and had them watch 3-D movies for a few days which "implanted" them
with false ideas. Xemu was eventually captured and imprisoned in a
mountain-top cage, where he still lives. However, the souls of the aliens
that he murdered attached themselves to people and now cause them many
problems in life, and the only way for people to be free of their problems
is to telepathically exorcise these alien souls (or "body thetans").
No, that wasn't a story in the Weekly World News. Believe it or not, that
is the main religious belief of Scientology (specifically the OT III
level)! However, they keep it a big secret, probably because they are
afraid people would confuse it with some totally preposterous tabloid
story. The main difference is that tabloid magazines are usually pretty
inexpensive (about $1.39) and generally are intended to be entertaining
and not much more; whereas it costs about $100,000 to find out the Xemu
story from Scientology, and Scientology takes itself so seriously that
anyone who criticizes them is considered to be a "Suppressive Person" and
are subject to lawsuits and harassment by the Church.
Personally, I think I'll stick to reading the skag mags and I encourage
everyone else to do the same!
Sue
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