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Sneaky Scientolgy Cult Caught In The Act...Again

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Kng Peter

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Mar 9, 2001, 2:10:06 PM3/9/01
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The Cult of the Holy Trash Stealers was at work again this morning. At 5:30AM
a neighbor of a vendor of ours caught a Scientology PI stealing two bags of
trash from the vendor's trash can. As we all know, trash stealing is a
religious ritual of Scientology, and is practiced by their Priesthood, the
Priests of Private Investigation. The neighbor wrote down the tag number of
the white Ford Explorer belonging to the Priest, so I suppose the Trash
Stealing Ritual will be completed by a visit from the Los Angeles Police
Department.

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Dramar Ankalle

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Mar 9, 2001, 2:19:18 PM3/9/01
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One night in Clearwater at Coral Cove apartments,across the street from the
Diatetics facility at 100 North belcher, there must have been 10 to 15 young
kids trash diving the complex.It was a strange night.The police,usually
parked at the front of the complex, didnt notice a thing because, strangely
enough, *that* night their regular presence was absent.
They had been there for a while because of the complaint of a gun being
fired.
I asked the officer what was going on one night[after taking doen a great
number of license plates of cars surveling the complex]
His words

``there are two factions fighting each other"

Aesops Table, 657 Court

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Feisty

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Mar 9, 2001, 2:24:36 PM3/9/01
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Since everyone had so much fun with Captain Underpants and Professor
Poopypants, how about these guys can be the "Stinky Cheese Men"?

A good book of slightly fractures fairy tales!

Stealing trash! will there be a video of these bottom feeders?


Feisty

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Mike Krotz

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Mar 9, 2001, 2:50:26 PM3/9/01
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A live webcam of my garbage can is here:
http://www.webcamsat.net/cgi-bin/wcs/links/skin.cgi?ID=21647&PAGE=index.html

So perhaps one day soon, not only will there be video of their dumpster-diving,
it
will be broadcast LIVE!

MK
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Feisty

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Fluffygirl

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Mar 9, 2001, 3:14:51 PM3/9/01
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"Dramar Ankalle" <mika...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
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> One night in Clearwater at Coral Cove apartments,across the street from
the
> Diatetics facility at 100 North belcher, there must have been 10 to 15
young
> kids trash diving the complex.It was a strange night.The police,usually
> parked at the front of the complex, didnt notice a thing because,
strangely
> enough, *that* night their regular presence was absent.
> They had been there for a while because of the complaint of a gun being
> fired.
> I asked the officer what was going on one night[after taking doen a great
> number of license plates of cars surveling the complex]
> His words
>
> ``there are two factions fighting each other"

Diatetics is a tricky thing. Ya got all those people cuttin' down on their
calories and they get pretty damn testy. And there's all those different
diatetic ideas, people get pretty hot under the collar about their pet
theories.

C


Dramar Ankalle

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Mar 9, 2001, 3:15:16 PM3/9/01
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Fluffygirl <csw...@home.com> wrote in message
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yup.
it aint all gravy honey!
Personally I think a little meat is good for that ``non-existant" soul.


Unknown

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Mar 9, 2001, 6:01:24 PM3/9/01
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On 09 Mar 2001 19:10:06 GMT, kngp...@aol.com (Kng Peter) wrote:

If they're going to dig in your trash, take a piss on it after you
put it in the can.
Petty but humourous.

IPlural

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Mar 9, 2001, 5:12:00 PM3/9/01
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"Kng Peter" <kngp...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> The Cult of the Holy Trash Stealers was at work again this morning. At
5:30AM
> a neighbor of a vendor of ours caught a Scientology PI stealing two bags
of
> trash from the vendor's trash can. As we all know, trash stealing is a
> religious ritual of Scientology, and is practiced by their Priesthood, the
> Priests of Private Investigation. The neighbor wrote down the tag number
of
> the white Ford Explorer belonging to the Priest, so I suppose the Trash
> Stealing Ritual will be completed by a visit from the Los Angeles Police
> Department.

Maybe you should print out some of the stuff from the web that they are not
allowed to see? Then when they get into the trash and start reading they
will
find that they have found some interesting things !

:o)

Fill the trash with x-scino testimonies !!!!!

Chris Leithiser

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Mar 9, 2001, 10:50:46 AM3/9/01
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"ivanhoe@medievalcastle" wrote:
>
> On 09 Mar 2001 19:10:06 GMT, kngp...@aol.com (Kng Peter) wrote:
>
> If they're going to dig in your trash, take a piss on it after you
> put it in the can.

Whatsamatter? Don't you guys have cats & litterboxes like civilized
humans?

IPlural

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Mar 9, 2001, 6:38:03 PM3/9/01
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I was wondering when the movie "The Profit" would be
run so I can see it?

:o)


Tigger

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Mar 10, 2001, 10:44:13 AM3/10/01
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ipl...@tampabay.rr.com (IPlural)
says:

>Maybe you should print out some of the
> stuff from the web that they are not
> allowed to see? Then when they get into
> the trash and start reading they will
>find that they have found some
> interesting things !
>o)
>Fill the trash with x-scino testimonies !!!!!

Yeah, put some COS crimes info the trash, but first put it through a
shredder.
According to a former Scientologist, who witnessed a whole room of
scienos pasting back together tiny pieces of shredded paper, if it's
shredded, it really gets their attention.

Hey they have to read it to put it back together and some of it might
sink in before they realize what they are reading.

Besides it uses up some of their critic stalking/harassing time. Also
gives them training on how to fit the pieces of a puzzle together.
Maybe they will fit the pieces of the COS puzzle together and get the
right "picture" of what COS really is.

Tigger

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