COLLEGE PROFS CAUGHT WITH THEIR PANTS DOWN

[Preston Duquene]

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WASHINGTON, D.C . (Rueters) --
A nationwide FBI sting operation at
many American U.S.universities today
has resulted in the arrest of more than
5,000 "science" professors who have
been charged with participating in
a monumental conspiracy against
mankind.
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"Actually, the sting proved to be
so successful, we didn't have enough
buses to haul all the scumbag to the
hoosegow (an antiquated expression
once used to describe a police station
or prison, rarely ever used nowadays),"
said an agency spokesman, Mike Hunt.
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There were many tears and a lot
of gnashing of teeth as the allegedly
criminals were read their Miranda
rights before climbed aboard with
hands and legs shackled.
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Hunt said police and FBI agents
were acting on a tip supplied by
one Ed Conrad that the professors
have been warping the mind of their
students for decades preaching about
the evolution of man and his better
half.
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Conrad told agents these turkeys
have promoting the asinine theory of
Darwinian evolution even though they're
well aware that it's a colossal hoax and
that it's evidence wouldn't fit on the head
of a pin.
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Ed, who went bananas when told
about the successful sting and more-so
when he learned he'll receive a pile
of reward money, was interviewed
by Sean Hannity of Fox News but only
had this to say:
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"Evolutionists, their interests so vested
"And Poor Truth, for too long molested.
"Their deceit and deception
"Near the point of perfection
"If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested."
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
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PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
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MOST OF THOSE ARRESTED ARE MEMBERS
OF ONE OR MORE OF THESE ASSOCIATIONS
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American Anthropological Association
American Association of Physical Anthropologists
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Society of Primatologists
American Academy of Forensic Sciences
The British Academy
Institute of Human Origins
The Leakey Foundation
Palaeoanthropology Society
University Departments (Brainwashing101)
Department of Anthropology, University of Arizona
School of Human Evolution & Social Change (formerly Department of
Anthropology) Arizona State University
Anthropology at Berkeley, University of California, Berkeley
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Los Angeles
Anthropology at UCSD, University of California, San Diego
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Santa Barbara)
Department of Anthropology, University of Chicago
Department of Anthropology, Columbia University
Department of Anthropology, Cornell University
Ph.D. Program in Anthropology, CUNY
Department of Biological Anthropology and Anatomy, Duke University
Department of Anthropology, University of Florida
Department of Anthropology, Harvard University
Anthropology @ UIUC, University of Illinois
Anthropology Department, Indiana University
Department of Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University
Department of Anthropology, University of Michigan
Department of Anthropology, New York University
Department of Anthropology, University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
Anthropology: at the University of Pennsylvania
Department of Anthropology, University of Pittsburgh
Department of Anthropology, Princeton University
Center for Human Evolutionary Studies (Rutgers University)
Department of Anthropological Sciences, Stanford Unversity
Department of Anthropology, University of Texas
Department of Anthropology, University of Virginia
Department of Anthropology, University of Washington
Department of Anthropology, University of Wisconsin, Madison
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Archaeological Institute of America
Association for Feminist Anthropology
Association of Black Anthropologists
Association of Latina and Latino Anthropologists
Human Biology Association
Paleoanthropology Society
Society for American Archaeology
Society for Historical Archaeology
Society for Archaeological Sciences
Society for Applied Anthropology
Society for Economic Anthropology
Society for Ethnomusicology
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UNITED STATES (REGIONAL)
Northeastern Anthropological Association
Eastern States Archaeological Federation
Council for Northeast Historical Archaeology
Archaeological Society of Connecticut
Maine Archaeological Society
Massachusetts Archaeological Society
New Hampshire Archeological Society
New York State Archaeological Association
Vermont Archaeological Society
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INTERNATIONAL ANTHROPOLOGY ORGANIZATIONS
International Union of Anthropological and Ethnological Sciences
Canadian Sociology and Anthropology Association
Societe canadienne de sociologie et d'anthropologie
Canadian Archaeological Association
Canadian Anthropology Society
Royal Anthropological Institute (UK)
Association of Social Anthropologists of U.K. and the Commonwealth
European Association of Social Anthropologists
Association of Social Anthropologists of Aoteaora / NewZealand
Council for British Archaeology
Society for Industrial Archaeology
Society of Africanist Archaeologists