Trotsky had replaced himself with a dummy long before the assassination
attempt and made use of the ....
temporal alocation device to assume the role of NAPOLEON.  Having fucked up
as Napoleon, he never got over it.  So he returned into his body (which had
been inhabited by a General in command of the Red Army for awhile)... he
then commenced upon his NEW role as "Trotsky:  Great Revolutionary."  The
person that got assassinated was not Trotsky; NOPE, it was the real
bonafide Adolf Hitler (the other Hitler having long been replaced by a
double cloned by Josef Mengele).   Trotsky did assume the role of Liu
Shao-chi but he didn't die, no.  He made use of similar devices to escape
the persecution and showed up as Tricky Dick Nixon.  When Watergate ruined
him...  (Nixon all the while, his personality was in the body of the leader
of Dianetics...)
Trotsky made another Big Split and laid low.  He next showed up as Ronald
Reagan having once again swapped bodies with the Dianetics guy:  that's why
they call him El Ron....  Meanwhile the person of L. Ron Hubbard was shoved
into the body of a clam, hence their beliefs about such matters... Trotsky
is still around today in the body of none other than M. Aquino.  I used to
have the Prooph of all this but someone in the Hoover Institute stole it.
.....  Did I mention that Trotsky, with his temporal alocation device, was
inside the person of St. Paul?  That's what the blinding light was all
about....

Who is Stefan Trotsky?  Is he related to Freddy Nietzsche?