Exclusive: Scientology Reject & Secret Prisoner Marty Rathbun de Rothschild Found!!
Free Marty Rathbun de Rothschild Now!!
Barbara Schwarz
335 East Broadway; # 401
Salt Lake City, UT 84111
Dear Mrs. Schwarz:
Soon your husband MARTIN RATHBUN DE ROTHSCHILD will be returned to
society. Because of your once close & beloved relationship in Never
Never Land, he will be released into your care. Though he has greatly
benefited from prison therapy and sex education, he nevertheless will
need much support on your part to help him transform into a
productive, normal citizen. We provide the below information to aid
you in your task of transforming our CLUB CLAM graduate. The
modification of old habits is a slow process; DRASTIC CHANGES CAUSE
SCHIZOPHRENIA. Kindness, understanding, patience, and alot of
imagination are essential. Using Extasy and Crystal Meth is even
better.
1. Prepare a small bathroom with cot, small steel locker, small
steel desk with small steel shelf above it, and one large box under cot
marked on the outside Legal Papers. The door will have a window slit of
6 inches by 2 feet and be of solid wood.
2. For the first few weeks he will drop whatever he is doing at 3:45
PM and head to his cell. At 3:50 yell, Stand up count! and at 4:05,
Count clear! Repeat the same routine at 8:45 PM, and 11:15 PM. At the
11:15 count, lock him into his room. Averaging once in 3 counts, yell
"Repeat Count", "count not cleared", and take an extra 5 minutes.
3. Turn lights on at 5:15 AM, but do not unlock his room until 5:45
AM.
4. Have in living room a small mailbox nailed to the wall. Check the
outgoing mail nightly to be sure its contents are appropriate, than
seal letters.
5. When mail comes for your husband, slice open across the top the
envelope, read, then staple it all together. At 4:30, yell mail call!
Wait a couple of minutes then call out his name, and give him his mail.
6. Periodically walk through the apartment jingling a bunch of keys.
Other times yell monosyllabic words in a threatening tone, slam
Dianetics book on table, slam chair on floor, and like.
7. No metal, ceramic, or glass, only plastic utensils, cups, etc.
Serve cafeteria style. Give only one portion. If he tries taking a
second portion, SCREAM, Only one. Put it back!!!! Then give him a
long hard stare and threaten to turn him over to Rufus for some
backside massage.
8. Serve powdered, scrambled eggs for half of the breakfasts, the
other half is Cream of Wheat; for lunch alternate between bologna,
macaroni, hot dogs, and spam; for dinner bake all meat dishes in 6
inches of water. Be sure to use the maximum amount of cheapest used
oil in preparing all dishes.
9. Outside the dining area, when you bring him food, he will give you
in exchange either stamps or cigarettes. Accept them.
10. Post by phone sign that All calls are monitored. Give him Approval
Form on which he is to list the name, address, and number of each whom
he will be calling.
11. Warn those on list that he will be calling collect.
12. Supply him a special combination by Master Locks which can also
be opened by a master key.
13. Your Club CLAM graduate is likely to hide markers, tape, glue,
Whiteout, scissors, shanks & bottles of Vaseline and Hemorrhoid
Ointment in his room. Periodically search his cell and divest him of
those items that cant be bought at the commissary. During the search
check for surplus bedding, clothes, and reading material and remove
surplus: the limit is 5 books, 5 magazines, 2 newspapers, 3 shirts, 3
pants, 5 socks, 5 briefs, 2 sweat pants, 2 sweat shirts, and 2 gym
shorts. No colors; only gray or tan or white.
14. Don't be surprised if prior to leaving the apartment, he hands you
his drivers license. Ask him where he is going, & either fill out a 3
by 3 pass form, or give him a 3 by 5 laminated card marked recreation
pass, Apt 401. When he returns, demand the pass be turned in. If he
doesn't have it, fill out form labeled Ethics Report.
15. Keep entry doors locked until move. Five minutes before the hour
yell, Ten minute active move. At 5 minutes after the hour yell, Moves
over, then lock the entry doors.
16. When taking your dear out to the Salt Lake City library, explain
that he is not to cut pictures from books or magazines, speak with a
stentorian voice, use the computers for criminal actitivitiesd, or palm
the librarians tape, glue, pencils, etc.
17. Always take him to the same supermarket on the same day of the
week, and at its busiest time. Rehearse the procedure below with the
store clerks.
18. Beforehand, arrange with clerk to accept list of items, which he is
to fill. No items may be bought that are in a can, a glass jar, or has
a metal lid. The clerk is to adamantly refuse to add new items or to
substitute for out-of-stock items.
19. Whenever returning from a visit, your husband will expect to be
stripped search. Be sure to search carefully his clothes, and to tell
him to, "Lift your nut sack and spread them."
20. When your husband goes out, make sure he doesn't wear a coat with a
slit in its lining. When out with him, pay attention to the way he
eyes liftable restricted items.
21. In the late afternoon or when returning home, your husband will
place a flimsy folding chair in front of the television, then drape his
shirt over its back. Dont touch the shirt!
22. Your husband watches only gay porn films and sports. If you manage
to get the channel changer from him, select the same.
23. If per chance, he finds you watching Scientology DVD videos, there
is, even if you change the station, a 93% chance that he will grumble
epithets such as: For faggots! Sucks! Asshole! In your mouth! And
there is a 7% chance he will simply flex his muscles, glare, and grab
the channel changer.
24. If you are wishing sexual delight, put on mens clothing, then say
in a gruff voice, "Let us take a shower, now. Bring the Vaseline"
25. In the shower he will expect you to submit to both oral and anal
sex and call you Harvey or Rufus. Fortunately, he will be quick.
26. Having never looked for employment, he will expect to be handed
a job assignment filing frivolous FOIA requests..
27. Your husband believes that all employees pocket items, charge extra
for deluxe service, and also for certain extra work. Collectively this
is known as the hustle.
28. Based upon his prison work experience, steer him to jobs that
require mere presence, such as directing traffic at a road
construction site.
29. You should accompany your husband on trips to government offices,
just to show him that it isn't a waste of time. For years he had been
told by staff in prison: (a) too busy, come back tomorrow (the day
Mr.-So-And-So is off); (b) it is Mr. SoAndSos task; (c) were out of
forms; (d) I dont know the answer, I'll find out next week; (e) can't
because of regulations; (f) my office is upstairs where the form are;
see me there (he's rarely there).
30, Much worse than the staff are the guards. Thus he will naturally
avoid encountering those wearing a Sea Org uniform .
31. Don't feed him beans & rice.
32. You may politely make suggestion, but never order or angrily take
offense except when acting the role of a guard. Any confrontation by
an equal will be considered a matter of honor, for which the resolution
often is bloody.
33. He lived in a bathroom, thus he will enter it when occupied; even
use the shitter while others are washing up. Warn others to expect and
accept this.
34 He will resist the suggestion of continuing his education or
vocational training because he believes that next to nothing will be
taught and the class will be baby-sat by a former student. But if you
offer schooling as a substitute for work, he will take it.
35. Remember we learn through socialization, and his has been the
SEGNPMSS school for Scientology rejects. Their customs are quite
different. He will consider his customs more valid than yours.
36. His companions will be those shaped by like experiences, not his
old friends. Thus he will bring home a group of seedy, foul-mouthed
Scientology rejects and schizophrenics.
37. Dont expect civility; it is offensive to Scientology rejects.
There is an aversion for weakness, civility, and femininity, for they
have consistently been negatively reinforced by the prison population.
Be strong and tough like him. Don't expect romantic signs, such as
roses, curtseys, hugs and kisses. The cause for the high failure rate
of renewed relationships is the failure of the wife to adapt.
38. Change will come gradually over years, but never completely. You
must adapt and endure; better yet, act like him and act totally
irrational and clueless at all times.
39. Remember, as every simpleton knows: Chain a dog to a tree and
you make him vicious. Now that your beloved husband will soon be
freed to live with you, good luck.
Sincerely yours,
Warden K. Moxon
Barbara Schwarz
Free Marty Rathbun de Rothschild Now!! wrote:
> Barbara
That kind of intoxicated and abusive humor of yours does not make me
chuckle, Garry Scarff, it is just stupid. My humor is more refined. Now
get out of my way, lawless man.
Barbara Schwarz
http://www.thunderstar.net/~Schwarz/
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