It started with me walking down the road carrying Duke. Stuart (the clam
ethics officer) was taking photos of me as I passed their body routers
waving at them furiously. Stuart asked me what I was going to do next. I
told him that Duke was a small thermo-nuclear device and that I was
going to leave it in their lobby and then catch a helicopter to take me
100 miles away before it exploded. Stuart looked visibly worried. Then I
told me it was a joke. He then asked me if I were the person on the
internet who kept making all the bomb threats. I told him it was done by
OSA and that it was stupid nonsense. Then I said what I really was going
to do was have a pint or two before I caught the train back so I could
watch the most important event of the year on telly. Since he didn't
have a clue and said he didn't read newspapers or watch telly I had to
explain that it was the world cup qualifying match between England and
Italy. I talked about English football and how it had deteriorated since
England got banned from Europe for crowd violence and how things had
picked up in recent years. I told him that Manchester United now pass
the ball as well as a good italian side and that English clubs get
$30,000,000 per year given to them by Sky TV. He was amazed. Then a few
more of us turned up and Stuart asked if he could join us in the pub. I
said yes. I bought him the orange juice he asked for.

We chatted in the pub. He asked me why I was doing this. I explained
that Scn makes false claims about the tech working. He explained that it
helped him and as far as he was concerned it always worked. I then
explained what happened when I went to St Hill for auditing and how the
auditor (Mo Tyburn) was falsifying my TA and how the staff there
consistently tried to cover it up and tried to reg me for some very
expensive auditing to "totally handle my case". I told him how I became
disillusioned and did a search on the internet, found the Dianetics
volcano and on it being so slow did a further search and found Xenu.

Persil turned up later. Persil smiles but is very insincere (1.1). He
did not want a drink off me. He talked about OT powers and the
definition of OT. He told me that OT consisted of being at cause over
Matter, Energy, Space and time. He indicated the table and asked me if I
could be cause over it. I replied that I could move it around but that
that was not the same thing as being at cause over matter. I invited him
to turn the table into a living duck. He declined and asked why anyone
would want to do that. I pointed out that with all the animals people
eat then they should want to replace one from time to time.

Anyway. It was quite amicable and then it was time for them to go. I
said it was nice to meet them and talk to them. I held my hand out to
shake hands with them as they were leaving. Persil smiled and at first
declined. Then Stuart got up and held out his hand. Persil then shook my
hand and then Stuart. I pointed out to my fellow SPs that I was the only
~real~ SP in the group since I am an SP on paper and that they should
note well how a ~real~ SP handles clams.

What they clams do know now is that I spent something like $75,000
disemminating WIS's which I was not pleased about. I also told them I
worked for a drug company (which I do at present. They use SAS software
which I program in). This could lead to interesting developments.
Basically they know that if the pickets continue then their org will
close. They see me as a dangerous force because I know about Scn. They
may go for me in a big way and sue me, fair game me etc. On the other
hand they may think about paying me off. Or on the other hand they may
do nothing.

They have a problem there in Poole. It is called "pickets". They will
not survive long unless the pickets stop and they can improve their
image. It may already be too late.

Roland

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