Description:
He's Fred, Jim.
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post jif or retract!
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It turns out that the man who invented the Graphics Interchange Format
says that "gif" should only be pronounced with a /j/.
[link]
-- Unix is a user-friendly operating system. It's just very choosy about
its friends.
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(IVÁN): I AM WHO I AM THAT SAVES YOU, YESHUA (JESUS CHRIST) SWEARED TO ISRAEL:
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Sábado, 18 de Mayo, ańo 2013 de Nuestro Salvador Jesucristo,
Guayaquil, Ecuador -Iberoamérica
(Cartas del cielo son escritas por Iván Valarezo)
A PRAYER FOR TEXAS, IN JESUS CHRIST’S NAME: We would like to express
our love, heart-felt prayers, and condolences to all the families that
have suffered recently the lost of their loved ones, neighbors and... more »
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I am a superhero
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Setting: Entirely new library
Problem: Flash was out of date.
Solution: I updatedeted it.
I am a superhero because: The next person to use this computer who might need flash and might not know HOW to update...will not exist. Because I updated flash. I solved the potential future problem. Like Superman never does. Lazy slacker.... more »
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pre-Fowler shall/will
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Well, "omit needless words" might shut him up.
-- The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency.
Where else can you get an earful, a bellyful and a snootful at
the same time? [Gerald Ford, 1978]
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Cleveland SHOW
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I like how the 'Cleveland Show' is just blantantly ripping off The Simpsons without shame.
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Doggy Goofiness
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Louie-Dog has forgotten how to get back up the last and final big stair to get inside the house...and Frieda-Dog hasn't quite figured out how to -jump- it. So today we had situation where one was trying to get in and one was trying to get out and never the twain should meet.
We discovered the dogs like sleeping in open sided boxes with towels. Very cave like. Easier to clean to if they have pee accidents (hey, old dog and puppy dog with brain problems). Anyway, Louie-Dog tried getting into his box from the side and everything just flipped over. He just looked at it as if to say 'Cave-Box, why did you betray me?'... more »
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new song: Kibonia
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Long ago news was clean
And my posts weren't obscene
But now I'm loaded up with memes
BBQs and other flames
Morris dancing on the green
With Darla as our queen
Kibonia, Kibonia, Kibonia, bonia
They crossposted lucky me
To the cyberland that I now love
Though I am poor, I am bold
With each post I shall fight... more »
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shaving meets bacon
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IANMTU: "Bacon Shaving Cream"
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-- A recent study conducted by Harvard University found that the average
American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study by the AMA found
that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. This
means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.... more »
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pass or fail
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Should have tried this a couple of days ago. No particular kibological CONTENT
here, though the themes of "message in a bottle through a suddenly empty
ocean" and/or "asking questions where you're not sure anyone can hear you"
qualify I guess; just checking whether it's still possible to post OUTWARDS... more »
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