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Ranjit Bhatnagar

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Nov 30, 2001, 9:43:05 AM11/30/01
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Shining Time Station
Observes moment of silence...
Wait, that was Ringo.


Tamara

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Nov 30, 2001, 10:35:32 AM11/30/01
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"Ranjit Bhatnagar" <ran...@this-is-a-spamblocker-thingy.moonmilk.com> wrote
in message news:ZVMN7.453$gf....@sjc-read.news.verio.net...

> Shining Time Station
> Observes moment of silence...
> Wait, that was Ringo.

Yoko Ono waits.
Slowly they will all die off
And then all is hers.

~T


Nicko

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Nov 30, 2001, 11:19:04 AM11/30/01
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Ranjit Bhatnagar wrote:

Though I'm older too
Within You and Without You
Seems like Yesterday


Brian 'Jarai' Chase

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Nov 30, 2001, 11:25:52 AM11/30/01
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In article <ZVMN7.453$gf....@sjc-read.news.verio.net>,
Ranjit Bhatnagar <ran...@this-is-a-spamblocker-thingy.moonmilk.com> wrote:

NOOOOO!!! Not George! It can't be.

-jarai.
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Louis Nick III

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Nov 30, 2001, 11:41:00 AM11/30/01
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Ranjit Bhatnagar <ran...@this-is-a-spamblocker-thingy.moonmilk.com>
wrote:

> Shining Time Station
> Observes moment of silence...
> Wait, that was Ringo.

ARK DEATH RAY MISFIRE
"I stood too close to Ringo."
A Beatle's last words.

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Jorn Barger

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Nov 30, 2001, 12:35:16 PM11/30/01
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Tamara <tamara...@sprint.ca> wrote:
> > Shining Time Station
> > Observes moment of silence...
> > Wait, that was Ringo.
>
> Yoko Ono waits.
> Slowly they will all die off
> And then all is hers.

Inescapables:
Taxman 95%
Deathman 5%

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Rose Marie Holt

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Nov 30, 2001, 12:39:46 PM11/30/01
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In article <MPG.167153c0e...@news.seanet.com>, Louis Nick III
<sun...@seanet.com> claimed

> Ranjit Bhatnagar <ran...@this-is-a-spamblocker-thingy.moonmilk.com>
> wrote:
>> Shining Time Station
>> Observes moment of silence...
>> Wait, that was Ringo.
>
> ARK DEATH RAY MISFIRE
> "I stood too close to Ringo."
> A Beatle's last words.

John died, a nation mourns
George died, half an hour of George
Paul dies, well, oh well.

Ringo lives forever
He had the most hits of all
Though his voice is flawed.

revjack

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Nov 30, 2001, 2:09:08 PM11/30/01
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my friends cry, but i
never did like the beatles
anyway; but still


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Otto Bahn

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Nov 30, 2001, 2:24:08 PM11/30/01
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Silver, hammer, head
Bang, bang, Lennon joins the dead
Paul buys a helmet

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the reverse psycologist @ bawston school for idiots

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Nov 30, 2001, 3:00:23 PM11/30/01
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"Nicko" <snic...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>... ma!, he's trying to mahe me cry!!!

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Joseph Michael Bay

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Nov 30, 2001, 3:08:36 PM11/30/01
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b...@world.std.com (Brian 'Jarai' Chase) writes:

>In article <ZVMN7.453$gf....@sjc-read.news.verio.net>,
>Ranjit Bhatnagar <ran...@this-is-a-spamblocker-thingy.moonmilk.com> wrote:

>> Shining Time Station
>> Observes moment of silence...
>> Wait, that was Ringo.

>NOOOOO!!! Not George! It can't be.


Sorry. My friend and I were talking around 1:30 yesterday about
how this one song by Blonde Redhead sounded a lot like "She's So
Heavy" especially the George Harrison guitar stuff.

So. My bad.

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the reverse psycologist @ bawston school for idiots

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Nov 30, 2001, 3:08:23 PM11/30/01
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"Louis Nick III" <sun...@seanet.com> wrote in message
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> Ranjit Bhatnagar <ran...@this-is-a-spamblocker-thingy.moonmilk.com>
> wrote:
> > Shining Time Station
> > Observes moment of silence...
> > Wait, that was Ringo.
>
> ARK DEATH RAY MISFIRE
> "I stood too close to Ringo."
> A Beatle's last words.

... d00d that sucked
had the wrong number of sillybables
and no seasonal reference


Sean Smith

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Nov 30, 2001, 3:40:35 PM11/30/01
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Blackbirds, piggies, Sweet Lords
They leap the Wonderwall
and are well met in the Crackerbox Palace

Sean ("Bugger...") Smith
stsm...@hotmail.com
Because some things
can't be helped--http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/6504;
Featuring "Daze and Quirks"
and
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--Zora Neale Hurston

Luke Breinig

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Nov 30, 2001, 5:26:25 PM11/30/01
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Yeah, which one of you killed him, anyway? Let's see...

-> From: "VApoll'uan" <mika...@ix.netcom.com>
-> Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
-> Subject: Berlin! 1950!
-> Date: Fri, 28 Sep 2001 15:49:19 -0400

-> [...] FB also collaborated with George Harrison on the use of new
-> magnets for investigations of optical phenomena [...]

LEO! DAMMIT!

Although, one theory that may be true is that the death ray is misfiring
again, and it was SUPPOSED to hit George HAMMOND...


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Talysman the Ur-Beatle

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Nov 30, 2001, 9:01:57 PM11/30/01
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Ranjit Bhatnagar <ran...@this-is-a-spamblocker-thingy.moonmilk.com> wrote in message news:<ZVMN7.453$gf....@sjc-read.news.verio.net>...
> Shining Time Station
> Observes moment of silence...
> Wait, that was Ringo.

when they heard the news,
all those sinbad skeletons
did a dance of tears.

then someone told them
``it's not ray harryhausen''
who doesn't seem dead.

I wanted to write
``something in the way he moves''
but someone else did.

goodbye harrison,
now you and john can go fight
all the blue meanies.

Talysman the Ur-Beatle

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Nov 30, 2001, 10:18:31 PM11/30/01
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Luke Breinig <lbre...@alltel.net> wrote in message news:<MPG.1671c3877...@news.cis.dfn.de>...

> Yeah, which one of you killed him, anyway? Let's see...
>
> -> From: "VApoll'uan" <mika...@ix.netcom.com>
> -> Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
> -> Subject: Berlin! 1950!
> -> Date: Fri, 28 Sep 2001 15:49:19 -0400
>
> -> [...] FB also collaborated with George Harrison on the use of new
> -> magnets for investigations of optical phenomena [...]
>
> LEO! DAMMIT!
>
> Although, one theory that may be true is that the death ray is misfiring
> again, and it was SUPPOSED to hit George HAMMOND...

this theory would be WRONG, because the deathray has never
harmed anyone who posts to ARK (even inadvertently).

but then, maybe someone TRIED to hit HAMMOND, unaware of
this simple rule. which makes me wonder: who died in place
of Archimedes Plutonium?

Leo Sgouros

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Nov 30, 2001, 11:13:53 PM11/30/01
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"Talysman the Ur-Beatle" <taly...@globalsurrealism.com> wrote in message
news:49699b6a.01113...@posting.google.com...

I PANICKED!I WAS NOT THINKING, I WAS LOOKING AT THE SHINY MAGENTS

Luke Breinig

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Dec 1, 2001, 2:55:50 AM12/1/01
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In article <49699b6a.01113...@posting.google.com>,
taly...@globalsurrealism.com says...

> > Although, one theory that may be true is that the death ray is misfiring
> > again, and it was SUPPOSED to hit George HAMMOND...
>
> this theory would be WRONG, because the deathray has never

^^^^^
You misspelled "cursed"

> harmed anyone who posts to ARK (even inadvertently).
>
> but then, maybe someone TRIED to hit HAMMOND, unaware of
> this simple rule. which makes me wonder: who died in place
> of Archimedes Plutonium?

Bob Hope. Duh.

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Dean Lenort

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Dec 1, 2001, 11:17:56 AM12/1/01
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On Fri, 30 Nov 2001, Ranjit Bhatnagar beabled:

> Shining Time Station
> Observes moment of silence...
> Wait, that was Ringo.

Crackerbox Palace;
A new aspect to sorrow
More Wilburys please

Francesco Benvenuto

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Dec 6, 2001, 3:50:30 AM12/6/01
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In article <5OYN7.69551$Ze5.38...@news1.rdc1.md.home.com>,

Leo Sgouros <som...@home.com> wrote:
>
>"Talysman the Ur-Beatle" <taly...@globalsurrealism.com> wrote in message
>news:49699b6a.01113...@posting.google.com...
>> Luke Breinig <lbre...@alltel.net> wrote in message
>news:<MPG.1671c3877...@news.cis.dfn.de>...
>> > Yeah, which one of you killed him, anyway? Let's see...
>> >
>> > -> From: "VApoll'uan" <mika...@ix.netcom.com>
>> > -> Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
>> > -> Subject: Berlin! 1950!
>> > -> Date: Fri, 28 Sep 2001 15:49:19 -0400
>> >
>> > -> [...] FB also collaborated with George Harrison on the use of new
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

See <http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=U6Gx1ovfhlYQ092yn%40fis.unico.it>

I am sorry to report that I am also dead, sort of. Just like Motis.



>I PANICKED!I WAS NOT THINKING, I WAS LOOKING AT THE SHINY MAGENTS

Shiny magenta magnets are scary indeed.
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