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From: smja...@my-dejanews.com (Inflatable Space Bunny)
Subject: Fractal Theory of Canada
Date: 1999/05/04
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Background.

Given a community A and an adjacent community C, such that A is prosperous
and populous, and C is less populous and prosperous, and nonreciprocal
interest of C in the internal affairs of A, often C will need ego
compensation by occaisional noisy and noisome display of its superiority
over A. In this case C is said to be the _canada_ of A, C = canada(A).

For example, it has been previously established that

        canada(California) = Oregon
        canada(New York) = New Hampshire
        canada(Australia) = New Zealand
        canada(England) = Scotland


The Fractal Theory of Canada.

        For all A there exists C such that

        C = canada(A)


For example,
        canada(USA) = Canada
        canada(Canada) = Quebec
        canada(Quebec) = Celine Dion

It would appear that the hierarchy would bottom out an individual. However
an individual is actually a community of tissues, tissues of cells, cells
of molecules, and so forth down into the quantuum froth.

        canada(brain) = pineal gland
        canada(intestines) = colon
        ...
        canada(electron) = neutrino

and so on. There is no bottom.


"My God! It's full of Canadas!"

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