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Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology, can.politics, sci.physics
From: Chris Franks <chris_fra...@hp.pants.com>
Date: 1999/05/04
Subject: Re: Fractal Theory of Canada
Inflatable Space Bunny wrote: Yes, this is similar to the Fractal Yankee Theory. One day, while > The Fractal Theory of Canada. > For all A there exists C such that > C = canada(A) sharing a cigar with Fidel, I asked him what the real problem in the world is. " It's those Damn Yankee Imperialists!""If only we were rid of them!!" So I asked Fidel, "Where are those Yankees anyway?" He pointed North, toward Florida. "Up there, in the USA". I took a boat to Miami, got off, and asked the first person I saw, "Where are the Yankees?". "Up North, go to New York". I went to New York, and asked the first person I saw, "Where can I find Yankees?" The answer was, "New England. Try Massachusetts." I went to Boston, and asked the first person that I saw [not Kibo] "Where will I find some Yankees?" The answer was, "Maine, that's where the Yankees come from." So, I went to Portland, and asked the first person I saw, "Where will I find me some Yankees?" "Go up ta Bangah""Yep, that's where they are." Arriving in Bangor, I asked the first person I saw where I would find some gen-yoo-ine Yankee-type people in these parts. " Take Route 16 North up to Milo. They got lots of Yankees up there." I stopped in Milo and went to the general store. "I'm looking for a Yankee." "Oh, you must mean Clem. Take 11 north toward Brownville Junction and turn off on the dirt road to Schoodic Lake. You'll see his cabin about a mile off the main road." I followed the directions, went up to the cabin, and knocked on the door. But Clem was not at home. He was out in the world raising hell, getting Fidel and a lot of other people all pissed off. -- Less than 20 months until the start of the 3rd millenium! You must Sign in before you can post messages.
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