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Otto Bahn

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Nov 11, 2009, 4:00:54 PM11/11/09
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"Mark Edwards" <Mark-E...@tx.rr.com> wrote

> My doctor asked if I could get a picture of the wound on my back when
> the RN took out the dressing. Here it is, if you want to take a look:
>
> http://tinyurl.com/yc74hte or the full URL at
>
> http://professional-geek.com/personal/images/misc/back1.jpg

Fortunately I wasn't hungry anyway...

So, how much are you suing the first doc for?

--oTTo--


Matthew L. Martin

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Nov 11, 2009, 4:08:49 PM11/11/09
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Mark Edwards wrote:
> My doctor asked if I could get a picture of the wound on my back when
> the RN took out the dressing. Here it is, if you want to take a look:
>
> http://tinyurl.com/yc74hte or the full URL at
>
> http://professional-geek.com/personal/images/misc/back1.jpg
>
>

FOCUS!! FOCUS11!!!

Matthew (Focus? I hardly know us).

--
I have two granddaughters:

Alex will find a way to silently get from where she is to where she
wants to be.
Anna will make an Anna sized hole between where she is to where she
wants to be.

Nicko

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Nov 11, 2009, 4:39:09 PM11/11/09
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On Nov 11, 3:00 pm, "Otto Bahn" <e...@eio.com> wrote:
> "Mark Edwards" <Mark-Edwa...@tx.rr.com> wrote

>
> > My doctor asked if I could get a picture of the wound on my back when
> > the RN took out the dressing. Here it is, if you want to take a look:
>
> >  http://tinyurl.com/yc74hteor the full URL at

>
> >  http://professional-geek.com/personal/images/misc/back1.jpg
>
> Fortunately I wasn't hungry anyway...
>
> So, how much are you suing the first doc for?

I was wondering something like that myself.

That's a pretty nasty hole there, Mark.

Lemme ask you something: Does it hurt?

Seriously, though, that must seriously fuck up the way you sleep, man--
or do just about anything, I imagine.
--
YOP...

Madge

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Nov 11, 2009, 5:34:21 PM11/11/09
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On Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:56:57 -0000, Mark Edwards <Mark-E...@tx.rr.com>
wrote:

>
> My doctor asked if I could get a picture of the wound on my back when
> the RN took out the dressing. Here it is, if you want to take a look:
>

> http://tinyurl.com/yc74hte or the full URL at
>
> http://professional-geek.com/personal/images/misc/back1.jpg
>

JESUS!!! That's one split melon!!! I'd take it back and get a fresh one.

--
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David DeLaney

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Nov 11, 2009, 4:06:03 PM11/11/09
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Mark Edwards <Mark-E...@tx.rr.com> wrote:
>My doctor asked if I could get a picture of the wound on my back when
>the RN took out the dressing. Here it is, if you want to take a look:
>
> http://tinyurl.com/yc74hte or the full URL at
>
> http://professional-geek.com/personal/images/misc/back1.jpg

Oh, one of THOSE wounds. Got it.

(I see the focus was set on what's IMPORTANT in the picture.)

Dave "that's a mighty big ... jpg ... you've got there. hope nothin' HAPPENS
to it" DeLaney
--
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It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable<BLINK>
http://www.vic.com/~dbd/ - net.legends FAQ & Magic / I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.

Mark Edwards

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Nov 11, 2009, 8:56:56 PM11/11/09
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No cluons were harmed when Nicko wrote:
>That's a pretty nasty hole there, Mark.
>
>Lemme ask you something: Does it hurt?
>
>Seriously, though, that must seriously fuck up the way you sleep, man--
>or do just about anything, I imagine.

Amazingly, it doesn't hurt. The only reason I have any trouble doing
anything is because of the vacuum pack attached to the dressed wound, and
the antibiotic pump pack, both worn in pouches strapped over a shoulder.

Sleeping is not a problem, but the face to face interview I have in the
morning might be interesting.

Alsotooplus, in case you haven't looked at your gmail, thanks for the
fishies.


Mark Edwards

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Mark Edwards

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Nov 11, 2009, 9:00:06 PM11/11/09
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No cluons were harmed when Madge wrote:
>JESUS!!! That's one split melon!!! I'd take it back and get a fresh one.

I tried, but they told me there were no refunds or exchanges once the
package was opened.

Mark Edwards

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Nov 11, 2009, 9:03:54 PM11/11/09
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No cluons were harmed when David DeLaney wrote:
>Oh, one of THOSE wounds. Got it.
>
>(I see the focus was set on what's IMPORTANT in the picture.)

Actually, the RN, who took the picture, didn't know how to focus, and
didn't understand how to actuate autofocus. I'm lucky to have gotten what
little clarity there was...

Nicko

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Nov 11, 2009, 9:55:14 PM11/11/09
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On Nov 11, 2:56 pm, Mark Edwards <Mark-Edwa...@tx.rr.com> wrote:
> My doctor asked if I could get a picture of the wound on my back when
> the RN took out the dressing. Here it is, if you want to take a look:
>
>    http://tinyurl.com/yc74hteor the full URL at
>
>    http://professional-geek.com/personal/images/misc/back1.jpg

Your SL makes it sound like a video clip on "Festering Fleshholes Gone
Wild"

--
YOP...

Adam Funk

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Nov 11, 2009, 10:16:19 PM11/11/09
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On 2009-11-12, Mark Edwards wrote:

> Amazingly, it doesn't hurt. The only reason I have any trouble doing
> anything is because of the vacuum pack attached to the dressed wound, and
> the antibiotic pump pack, both worn in pouches strapped over a shoulder.
>
> Sleeping is not a problem, but the face to face interview I have in the
> morning might be interesting.

Q: Why are you looking for a new job?

A: At the last one, they stabbed me in the back.


(Seriously, get well soon.)


--
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of
the American public. [Mencken]

Otto Bahn

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Nov 12, 2009, 9:58:41 AM11/12/09
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"Mark Edwards" <Mark-E...@comcast.net> wrote

>>> http://tinyurl.com/yc74hte or the full URL at
>>>
>>> http://professional-geek.com/personal/images/misc/back1.jpg
>
> No cluons were harmed when David DeLaney wrote:
>>Oh, one of THOSE wounds. Got it.
>>
>>(I see the focus was set on what's IMPORTANT in the picture.)
>
> Actually, the RN, who took the picture, didn't know how to focus, and
> didn't understand how to actuate autofocus. I'm lucky to have gotten what
> little clarity there was...

Sometimes I say that at 2 o'clock in the morning.

"O'clock" is one of those things that sounds perfectly natural in
speech but you don't see in writing a whole lot.

--oTTo--


Dr. HotSalt

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Nov 12, 2009, 2:54:59 PM11/12/09
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On Nov 11, 1:00 pm, "Otto Bahn" <e...@eio.com> wrote:
> "Mark Edwards" <Mark-Edwa...@tx.rr.com> wrote

>
> > My doctor asked if I could get a picture of the wound on my back when
> > the RN took out the dressing. Here it is, if you want to take a look:
>
> >  http://tinyurl.com/yc74hteor the full URL at

>
> >  http://professional-geek.com/personal/images/misc/back1.jpg
>
> Fortunately I wasn't hungry anyway...

Wife and I watch too much CSI, Bones, Fringe, and like that while
eating dinner. Neither of us were especially impressed gross-factor-
wise.

OTOH owie!* Please to be healing soon.

Also, though it's in poor focus it zooms in real good.

* Owies are above the waist, boo-boos are below the waist. My
granddaughter told me so.


Dr. HotSalt

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