Your best joke from kindergarden?
Mark
I remember:
******
"knock knock"
"who's there?"
"apple"
"apple who?"
"knock knock"
"who's there?"
"apple"
"apple who?"
"knock knock"
"who's there!"
"orange!"
"orange who?"
"orange you glad I didn't say apple?"
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Mark
Nicko
> Your best joke from kindergarden?
>
> I remember:
"Kindergarten"
I ltaught myself some German in maybe third grade from reading stuff
my Da had brought back from his Army days in Germany, and ever since
then I have thought that was a very strange term.
zum Beispiel:
http://www.kriho.com/kindergarten/kindergarten.htm
--
YOP...
Dr. HotSalt
> Your best joke from kindergarden?
>
> I remember:
>
> ******
>
Something about elephants with red-painted toenails and cherry
trees, but I misremembers the punchline.
Dr. HotSalt
Glenn Knickerbocker
> Something about elephants with red-painted toenails and cherry
> trees, but I misremembers the punchline.
Ever see an elephant in a cherry tree? Neither did George Washington,
and see what happened to him.
�R
Otto Bahn
What's black and white and red all over?
A blushing zebra.
Then there was the guy who saw a sign warning of dog poop.
Boy was he glad he didn't step in it.
--oTTo--
pete
> What's black and white and red all over?
Crossin` the highway late last night
He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right
He didn`t see the station wagon car
The skunk got squashed and there you are!
You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin` to high Heaven!
Take a whiff on me, that ain`t no rose!
Roll up yer window and hold yer nose
You don`t have to look and you don`t have to see
`Cause you can feel it in your olfactory
You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin` to high Heaven!
Yeah you got yer dead cat and you got yer dead dog
On a moonlight night you got yer dead toad frog
Got yer dead rabbit and yer dead raccoon
The blood and the guts they`re gonna make you swoon!
You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin` to high Heaven!
C`mon stink!
You got it!
It`s dead, it`s in the middle
Dead skunk in the middle!
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin` to high heaven!
All over the road, technicolor man!
Oh, you got pollution
It`s dead, it`s in the middle
And it`s stinkin` to high, high Heaven
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pete
Nicko
> Your best joke from kindergarden?
OK, Lotsxlii reminded me of one. I couldn't say it was from
kindergarten, but I heard it close to that time growing up on the
South Side:
A very old black woman takes the bus into town to pick up some aspirin
for her toothache. She takes care of a few other things while she is
in the store, and gets back on a bus to go back home. About halfway
home she realizes she's left the bag containing her aspirins on the
counter in the store, and she panicks and begins to shout, "On NO! MY
ASPIRINS! MY ASPIRINS!"
The bus driver turns around, annoyed, and snaps, "Well if it burns so
much, lady, then why don't you stick it out the fucking window?!"
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YOP...
phy
news:vdmdnYyud57PgZ7W...@earthlink.com:
Me: Dead skunk in the middle of the road. I won it.
You: I two it.
Me: I three it
You: I four it
Me: I five it
You: I six it
Me: I seven it
You: I eight it
Me: HaHaHa YOU ATE IT!!!!! You skunk eater! HaHaHa!!!
-phy
Mark Edwards
There were two that I was particularly fond of in Kindergarten:
Q: What did the Indian say when the dog fell off the cliff?
A: Dog gone.
Q: When is a farmer a maician?
A: When he turns his cows into pasture.
Mark Edwards
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Proof of Sanity Forged Upon Request
pete
> There were two that I was particularly fond of in Kindergarten:
>
> Q: What did the Indian say when the dog fell off the cliff?
> A: Dog gone.
Q: Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
A: He heard another cowboy singing "Get a long little doggy ..."
--
pete
Glenn Knickerbocker
>You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
>Stinkin` to high Heaven!
How old are you?
Mark
> Q: Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
> A: He heard another cowboy singing "Get a long little doggy ..."
>
> --
> pete
That joke gets the Martha White gold
seal of approval.
---
Mark (livin' on Tulsa time)
David DeLaney
I'm disqualified. I never went to kindergarten.
Dave
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Mark Edwards
>I'm disqualified. I never left kindergarten.
IFYPFY
Mark
Winner of the George Foster Peabody
award in the Wednesday's fixed post
before lunch award.
Congratulations!
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Mark
G.E., making imagination work
Mark
> Winner of the George Foster Peabody
> award in the Wednesday's fixed post
pete
They say that the first feathers
were on dinosaurs about 130 million years ago.
When I was a kid, dinosaurs didn't have feathers.
--
pete
Adam Funk
> zum Beispiel:
>
> http://www.kriho.com/kindergarten/kindergarten.htm
Schule für Klone
--
"It is the role of librarians to keep government running in difficult
times," replied Dramoren. "Librarians are the last line of defence
against chaos." (McMullen 2001)
Mark
You're so old, you fart mummy dust.
---
Mark
"excuse me, where are your self-help books?"
"if I told you, that would defeat the purpose."
Nicko
That's because your parents brought them home from the butcher. They
couldn't be bothered to hunt the fuckers down in the wild and dress
their carcasses themselves.
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YOP...
pete
> On Nov 18, 12:20 pm, pete <pfil...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>
>>Glenn Knickerbocker wrote:
>>
>>>On Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:57:38 -0500, pete wrote:
>>
>>>>You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
>>>>Stinkin` to high Heaven!
>>
>>>How old are you?
>>
>>They say that the first feathers
>>were on dinosaurs about 130 million years ago.
>>
>>When I was a kid, dinosaurs didn't have feathers.
>>
>>--
>>pete
>
>
> You're so old, you fart mummy dust.
I must be much older.
When I was young, our solar system had more planets than it does now.
Hindu cosmology has names for some very big numbers
and I think my age is one of those.
--
pete
Mark
> When I was young, our solar system had more planets than it does now.
> Hindu cosmetology has names for some very big hair,
> and I think my doo is one of those.
>
> --
> pete
IFYPFY
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Mark
pete
> On Nov 18, 10:53 pm, pete <pfil...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>
>
>>When I was young, our solar system had more planets than it does now.
>>Hindu cosmetology has names for some very big hair,
>>and I think my doo is one of those.
Rock Lobster!!!
--
pete
Mark Edwards
>Rock Lobster!!!
Crow! Oh wait, I told that wrong...
pete
> Oh wait, I told that wrong...
So, one friend says to another "Want to see a penny screw'n a dime?"
The drunk one says "OK" and the first one reaches into his pocket
and places a penny, a screw, and a dime on the table.
Drunk: That don't make no sense. Let me try that.
He picks up the coins and the screw.
Drunk: Want to see a dime and a penny fucking?
--
pete
Otto Bahn
> >>You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
> >>Stinkin` to high Heaven!
>
> > How old are you?
>
> They say that the first feathers
> were on dinosaurs about 130 million years ago.
>
> When I was a kid, dinosaurs didn't have feathers.
<
<That's because your parents brought them home from the butcher. They
<couldn't be bothered to hunt the fuckers down in the wild and dress
<their carcasses themselves.
With good reason. Dino meat is very gamey and explosive
if you don't handle it correctly.
--oTTo--
Etienne Rouette
>
> I ltaught myself some German in maybe third grade from reading stuff
> my Da had brought back from his Army days in Germany, and ever since
> then I have thought that was a very strange term.
>
> zum Beispiel:
>
> http://www.kriho.com/kindergarten/kindergarten.htm
Same thing in French from France. Makes sense, I think. Don't they grow kids
in there?
Etienne