niche art markets
Jacob W. Haller
<http://www.johannas-art.com/>
where you can get portraits done of yourself in all sorts of fantasy
situations, especially ones involving Stevie Nicks!
<http://www.johannas-art.com/Portraits.htm>
I especially like Stevie's expression in this one:
<http://www.johannas-art.com/JonAndStevie.jpg>
Lest you think that she is only interested in ONE THING (fnarr), she
also has a section of her website devoted to her cat who died last year:
<http://www.johannas-art.com/TributeToThomas.htm> Poor kitty!
She charges as little as $242 for a 8x12 single-person portrait, so
perhaps we could chip in and get a portrait of Kibo in his gas-mask
showing Stevie Nicks around the Combat Zone in Boston.
Also, I encourage people to say whether they think this is more or less
creepy than the "Jesus ... With You Always" guy.
-jwgh
FUKKEN PASTEL
STEVIE IMAGES
DAMAGE RETINA
--
"Medicine was so backwards in the early 1500s that the curative powers
of the leech had not yet been discovered."
- Joel Achenbach, _Why Things Are Volume II: The Big Picture_
talysman
> Joe Manfre points out this woman's site:
>
> <http://www.johannas-art.com/>
>
> where you can get portraits done of yourself in all sorts of fantasy
> situations, especially ones involving Stevie Nicks!
>
> <http://www.johannas-art.com/Portraits.htm>
>
> I especially like Stevie's expression in this one:
>
> <http://www.johannas-art.com/JonAndStevie.jpg>
I like the one where stevie's eyes look kind of glazed over,
like she's stuffed. <-- NOT FOR FNARRING
> Lest you think that she is only interested in ONE THING (fnarr), she
> also has a section of her website devoted to her cat who died last year:
> <http://www.johannas-art.com/TributeToThomas.htm> Poor kitty!
>
> She charges as little as $242 for a 8x12 single-person portrait, so
> perhaps we could chip in and get a portrait of Kibo in his gas-mask
> showing Stevie Nicks around the Combat Zone in Boston.
$242 will buy a lot of kitties.
I still say we should get a picture of stevie nicks hugging
a giant can of cheez-whiz, or a picture of stevie nicks with
"corky" from "life goes on".
in similar news, I decided to go back to the website of the
guy who did the paintings of elrond hubbard with the pizza
and funyuns, and also the picture of bea arthur wrestling
dinosaurs, and also the brave conedog.
http://www.brandonbird.com/paintings.html
I notice that now, you can get of many of his paintings in
convenient t-shirt form, including abraham lincoln in a cage
match. BOOYAH!
http://www.cafeshops.com/cageking
he has a new painting up of michael landon carrying something
disturbing:
http://www.brandonbird.com/anguish.html
I think the water represents his bedwetting anxieties.
hmmmm... looks like he has an art show opening in santa cruz
next weekend, all art inspired by teevee's Law and Order!
http://www.brandonbird.com/lnoannounce.html
unfortunately, I will be in humboldt county watching giant
kinetic sculptures battle each other!
http://www.kineticsculpturerace.org/
kibo will be jealous that west coast lobsters beat the east
coast lobsters any day of the week!
http://www.kineticsculpturerace.org/images/2002/pages/bplobster_jpg.htm
BIGASS LOBSTR
WHEELY GOOGLY
SNAPPY PINCER
talysman
I think we need a picture of Kerri and Stevie Nicks battling
each other with Giant Hs.
Jacob W. Haller
Kerri Hicks vs. Stevie Nicks. Diva deathmatch to the death! Match! Of
divas! (Haw haw, I'm reading this using Monaco, so it looks like I'm
talking about Divo.)
Anyway, here is a poem to nobody in particular.
Your face reminds me of a postel portrait
With Stevie Nicks a-crooning by your side.
Her countenance perhaps a bit distrait,
and in the back's a burning double-wide.
What are you duelling divas singing, pray?
Is it the lovely "Sometimes It's A Bitch"?
Its beauty leaves me speechless. That's to say,
I feel a strange, unhealthy, burning, itch.
Which is to say, without a doubt it's true
With Stevie Nicks you make a perfect two.
-jwgh
TUMPTY TUMPTY
TUMPTY TUMPTY
TUMPTY MITTNZ
(I am using this thread to be trolled by Kibo, if anyone was wondering.)
Daniel Buettner
> Kerri Hicks vs. Stevie Nicks. Diva deathmatch to the death! Match! Of
> divas! (Haw haw, I'm reading this using Monaco, so it looks like I'm
> talking about Divo.)
QUIT MAKING FUN OF MONACO.
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kerri
>
> Kerri Hicks vs. Stevie Nicks. Diva deathmatch to the death!
Have you ever seen the two of us in the same place at the same time?
Hmmm? Kinda makes one wonder.
--k
Jacob W. Haller
> In article <1fv0y99.1ar6gja1hmfsv8N%sp...@jwgh.org>, sp...@jwgh.org
> (Jacob W. Haller) wrote:
> >
> > Kerri Hicks vs. Stevie Nicks. Diva deathmatch to the death!
>
> Have you ever seen the two of us in the same place at the same time?
No, but I know where I could get a picture of you together now.
-jwgh
N. Gergen
> hmmmm... looks like he has an art show opening in santa cruz
> next weekend, all art inspired by teevee's Law and Order!
>
> http://www.brandonbird.com/lnoannounce.html
I guess I'm not as hip as I thought I was since I'd never heard
of Haptek 'til now, but apparently they're the producer of
"The World's Finest Interactive Virtual Characters".
> unfortunately, I will be in humboldt county watching giant
> kinetic sculptures battle each other!
>
> http://www.kineticsculpturerace.org/
Uh huh, suuure. There's only one reason why people go to Humboldt
County.
"A Commitment to Quality"
N. Gergen
--
"Hmm, this guy's got a nice bony head on him."
"I reckon."
"I bet it's a nice bucket of treats inside." -SGC2C