ice cream flavors...
James Kibo Parry
Starting with vanilla and chocolate might be a good idea to get a sense of
whether I have the right proportions for the dairy products, but...
I want to do banana-black-pepper and yellow-curry-with-coconut-cream.
Whaddaya think, should I start with the weird flavors or should I start
with the boring flavors nobody likes, such as chocolate?
-- K.
I don't have a blender, but
I'm sure I could get the
bananas mashed up by just
buying them at Stop & Shop.
Nick Bensema
James "Kibo" Parry <ki...@world.std.com> wrote:
>So, now that I've got my ice cream machine, what flavors should I attempt first?
AVOCADO!
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news:kibo-19060...@10.0.1.2:
> So, now that I've got my ice cream machine,
YAY!
You will NOT regret the yumminess factor of home-made ice cream.
what flavors should I
> attempt first?
>
> Starting with vanilla and chocolate might be a good idea to get a sense
> of whether I have the right proportions for the dairy products, but...
>
> I want to do banana-black-pepper and yellow-curry-with-coconut-cream.
Peach!
>
> Whaddaya think, should I start with the weird flavors or should I start
> with the boring flavors nobody likes, such as chocolate?
Since you're asking, whenever I try something new I always follow the
recipe religiously the first time to establish what it's supposed to
end up like. Then I get experimental with it. So I'd go with the chocolate
or vanilla first or even strawberry or some other berry. But then I
love berry ice creams.
If you have or can find a wire mesh strainer you don't need a blender for
bananas. If they're ripe enough you can push them through the strainer
with a big spoon. Pls psot taste test reviews.
Terri
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David DeLaney
>
>Starting with vanilla and chocolate might be a good idea to get a sense of
>whether I have the right proportions for the dairy products, but...
>
>I want to do banana-black-pepper and yellow-curry-with-coconut-cream.
>
>Whaddaya think, should I start with the weird flavors or should I start
>with the boring flavors nobody likes, such as chocolate?
Start with a boring flavor to see if it comes out weird. Calibrate stuff,
in other words. Once you have the gauges and meters inked in, THEN go for
the edges of the manifold.
> I don't have a blender, but
> I'm sure I could get the
> bananas mashed up by just
> buying them at Stop & Shop.
Dave "you should never put bananas in the mash-i-ver-ator" DeLaney
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TimC
was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:
> So, now that I've got my ice cream machine, what flavors should I attempt first?
>
> Starting with vanilla and chocolate might be a good idea to get a sense of
> whether I have the right proportions for the dairy products, but...
>
> I want to do banana-black-pepper and yellow-curry-with-coconut-cream.
How bout Thai chicken curry with coconut cream icecream? Don't be
forgetting the sliced chilli, will you now?
> Whaddaya think, should I start with the weird flavors or should I start
> with the boring flavors nobody likes, such as chocolate?
What is it about chocolate icecream? Does any of that crap taste any
good to anyone?
On an entirely unrelated note, what is your Kibo number when Kibo
mails you many times over the years? What about when he mails an
identical message to you a couple of times?
--
TimC
GREAT MOMENTS IN HISTORY (#7): April 2, 1751
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Marc Goodman
> So, now that I've got my ice cream machine, what flavors should I attempt first?
Wasabi. You can't go wrong.
Glenn Knickerbocker
>Whaddaya think, should I start with the weird flavors or should I start
>with the boring flavors nobody likes, such as chocolate?
I would probably start with weird flavors that are hard to ruin by making
them too sweet, like Thai iced tea and licorice, to develop your
technique of modifying the off-the-shelf basic recipes, before moving on
to more savory ones. Of course, the coconut curry might fit that
category as well, as long as you're not putting in beef or tuna.
ŹR http://users.bestweb.net/~notr How much must it suck to be the
world superstar at something that no one cares about? --Marc Goodman
Tim Chmielewski
> Whaddaya think, should I start with the weird flavors or should I
> start with the boring flavors nobody likes, such as chocolate?
>
ice-cream preferences, friendships?
That's all right for America, but hardly what we need at the Department of
Defense....
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Paula
<tcon...@no.spam.accepted.here-astro.swin.edu.au> wrote:
>> Whaddaya think, should I start with the weird flavors or should I start
>> with the boring flavors nobody likes, such as chocolate?
>
>What is it about chocolate icecream? Does any of that crap taste any
>good to anyone?
I used to think you were an okay guy, but now I must assume you are a
crazy space alien to be feared and/or destroyed.
--
Paula
"Anyway, other people are weird, but sometimes they have candy,
so it's best to try to get along with them." Joe Bay
TimC
was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:
> <tcon...@no.spam.accepted.here-astro.swin.edu.au> wrote:
>
>>> Whaddaya think, should I start with the weird flavors or should I start
>>> with the boring flavors nobody likes, such as chocolate?
>>
>>What is it about chocolate icecream? Does any of that crap taste any
>>good to anyone?
>
> I used to think you were an okay guy, but now I must assume you are a
> crazy space alien to be feared and/or destroyed.
And just the other day, I was accused of witnessing secret alien
mating ritual, and hence must be silenced.
I donut win!
--
TimC
"I used to be better at logic problems, before I just dumped
them all into TeX and let Knuth pick out the survivors."
-- Plorkwort, 26 September 2004 on alt.religion.kibology
Adam Funk
> So, now that I've got my ice cream machine, what flavors should I attempt first?
Limburger.
--
Vielen Dank
Bryce Utting
> On Mon, 19 Jun 2006 20:39:53 -0400, James "Kibo" Parry wrote:
>>Whaddaya think, should I start with the weird flavors or should I start
>>with the boring flavors nobody likes, such as chocolate?
>
> I would probably start with weird flavors that are hard to ruin by making
> them too sweet, like Thai iced tea and licorice, to develop your
> technique of modifying the off-the-shelf basic recipes, before moving on
> to more savory ones. Of course, the coconut curry might fit that
> category as well, as long as you're not putting in beef or tuna.
well, quite. everyone knows a good coconut curry has lamb in it.
butting
--
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Bryce Utting
>> Of course, the coconut curry might fit that
>> category as well, as long as you're not putting in beef or tuna.
>
> well, quite. everyone knows a good coconut curry has lamb in it.
speaking of curry, Lister's Confidence, the heavily-tanned bloke who
announced "Another bright idea, from the people who brought you
beeeeeeer milkshakes!" sez "Lager!".
'cos hey. you've GOT to follow curry with a beer.
Kevin S. Wilson
<tcon...@no.spam.accepted.here-astro.swin.edu.au> wrote:
>What is it about chocolate icecream? Does any of that crap taste any
>good to anyone?
I worked one summer in an Albertsons ice-cream plant, stacking
half-gallons of ice cream on pallets and wrapping them in shrink wrap.
Half-gallons that fell of the conveyor belt or got run over by the
fork lift were tossed into a 55-gallon drum. Later, when the ice
weasels came, they were made into chocolate ice cream. IANMTU.
Every day this one kid would pull a freshly extruded half-gallon of
ice cream off of the conveyor belt and eat it during a 15-minute
break. Makes my stomach hurt just to think about it.
--
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would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank. Without passion we'd be truly dead.
--David Boreanaz as Angel in "Buffy The Vampire Slayer"
David DeLaney
>On 2006-06-20, James "Kibo" Parry (aka Bruce)
> was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:
>> with the boring flavors nobody likes, such as chocolate?
>
>What is it about chocolate icecream? Does any of that crap taste any
>good to anyone?
Oh yes oh goodness gracious yes indeedy. Especially the fudge marble, but
dark chocolate or Dutch chocolate or pretty much almost any chocolate THAT
DOESN'T HAVE NUTS IN (heretics!) will work wonders. Alas, some year soon I
must defrost my fridge's freezer compartment, after which it may get back
to normal functioning and allow me to store ice cream for more than half a
day without it quiescently marginally unfrozening.
>On an entirely unrelated note, what is your Kibo number when Kibo
>mails you many times over the years? What about when he mails an
>identical message to you a couple of times?
Well, 1x1=1, but you can treat that as going fractional if you want. You can't
get to zero that way (or to negatives) though, those take actual system
glitches.
Dave
Glenn Knickerbocker
> well, quite. everyone knows a good coconut curry has lamb in it.
Right, and everyone also knows lamb goes with sweet, sweet mint jelly
(with or without jalapeno), so it should go fine with an extra-sweet
coconut cream curry, too!
ŹR
twillis
James "Kibo" Parry wrote:
>
> I want to do banana-black-pepper and yellow-curry-with-coconut-cream.
>
> Whaddaya think, should I start with the weird flavors or should I start
> with the boring flavors nobody likes, such as chocolate?
>
May I remind you that someone once said that chocolate was for BABIES
and AZTECS.
I believe that garlic was desginated as a grown-up flavor.
Alternatively, how about some tea tree oil ice cream? I can keep it in
the freezer against the day my farm tries to kill me again.
Chris McGonnell
>So, now that I've got my ice cream machine, what flavors should I attempt first?
>
>Starting with vanilla and chocolate might be a good idea to get a sense of
>whether I have the right proportions for the dairy products, but...
>
>I want to do banana-black-pepper and yellow-curry-with-coconut-cream.
>
>Whaddaya think, should I start with the weird flavors or should I start
>with the boring flavors nobody likes, such as chocolate?
What's wrong with the traditional durian?
--
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Harming humanity since 1951.
"What do you expect from a bunch of kiwi smoking sheep herders?" --
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Chris McGonnell
>ki...@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote in
>news:kibo-19060...@10.0.1.2:
>
>> So, now that I've got my ice cream machine,
>YAY!
>You will NOT regret the yumminess factor of home-made ice cream.
>
>what flavors should I
>> attempt first?
>Peach!
That's my earliest memory! Eating homemade peach ice cream from a
square, green Melmac dish. You and oTTo are raiding my memories! STAY
OUTTA MY PENSIEVE!
Rich Holmes
> That's my earliest memory! Eating homemade peach ice cream from a
> square, green Melmac dish.
Well DANG. My earliest clear memory is of playing with a toy
bulldozer whilst and at the same time watching a real bulldozer at
work in our front yard (which, at the time, still consisted of
unadulterated dirt). I've been somewhat fascinated with the concept
of hierarchical realities ever since. And now I find out I could have
INSTEAD been fascinated with HOMEMADE PEACH ICE CREAM. I wuz ROBBED.
In other fruit related news, plums. Lots and lots of plums. Most of
the trees we planted on Onondaga Hill are either dead or not at all
well, but two apples are doing OK (one has fruit) and the Stanley plum
is going gangbusters.
Homemade peach ice cream. DANG.
--
- Doctroid Doctroid Holmes <http://www.richholmes.net/doctroid/>
Ancient use of incendiary pigs as an anti-elephant measure is
disqualified on grounds of pigs not being cows, even when on fire.
-- John D Salt
Otto Bahn
>>> So, now that I've got my ice cream machine,
>>YAY!
>>You will NOT regret the yumminess factor of home-made ice cream.
>>
>>what flavors should I
>>> attempt first?
>>Peach!
>
> That's my earliest memory! Eating homemade peach ice cream from a
> square, green Melmac dish.
One of mine is Mom announcing at the dinner table that I
had a bath in the sink today. Another is a weird memory
of godzilla in a nightmare. The most complete early
memory was later on -- looking out the window on a bright
spring day and telling myself that I would remember this
moment.
> You and oTTo are raiding my memories! STAY OUTTA MY
> PENSIEVE!
^^^^^^^^
Careful, bub. You are one transposition away from a mail
bomb.
--oTTo--
Otto Bahn
>>What is it about chocolate icecream? Does any of that crap taste any
>>good to anyone?
>
> I worked one summer in an Albertsons ice-cream plant, stacking
> half-gallons of ice cream on pallets and wrapping them in shrink wrap.
> Half-gallons that fell of the conveyor belt or got run over by the
> fork lift were tossed into a 55-gallon drum. Later, when the ice
> weasels came, they were made into chocolate ice cream. IANMTU.
Heh, the equivalent of the bear claw bucket. It's sorta
like melting a bunch of crayons together -- you don't get
white, you get mud.
--oTTo--
Mark Hill
> So, now that I've got my ice cream machine, what flavors should I attempt first?
>
> Starting with vanilla and chocolate might be a good idea to get a sense of
> whether I have the right proportions for the dairy products, but...
>
> I want to do banana-black-pepper and yellow-curry-with-coconut-cream.
>
> Whaddaya think, should I start with the weird flavors or should I start
> with the boring flavors nobody likes, such as chocolate?
I tried licorice, but it was hard to get the consistency right.
If you want to make coconut ice cream, you have to load it up with
artificial coconut flavor because real coconut doesn't taste like anything.
And if you want to make coffee ice cream make it really strong. Since
you are off caffeine, even if you make it with decaf but at the
appropriate strength, you'll probably still get high off of it, so maybe
you want to skip this one.
OK, those are my three tips.
Mark Hill
> In article <kibo-19060...@10.0.1.2>,
> James "Kibo" Parry <ki...@world.std.com> wrote:
>
>>So, now that I've got my ice cream machine, what flavors should I attempt first?
>
>
> AVOCADO!
>
BUT THEN HOW WILL I FEED IT TO MY PARROT
Tim Chmielewski
0.9.7.4-32688-231...@hexane.ssi.swin.edu.au:
> What is it about chocolate icecream? Does any of that crap taste any
> good to anyone?
>
I liked the ice cream from Trampoline:
http://www.trampolinehq.com.au/
Speaking of trampolines, did anyone else used to do the "tip truck" move
where you would get all your friends to tip up the trampoline while people
held onto the springs?
Adam Funk
> Alternatively, how about some tea tree oil ice cream? I can keep it in
> the freezer against the day my farm tries to kill me again.
The whole farm, or just one species and/or machine?
--
Vielen Dank
Adam Funk
> STAY OUTTA MY PENSIEVE!
Why are you straining writing instruments?
--
Vielen Dank
twillis
The WHOLE DAMN FARM.
But I shall prevail. It is my destiny.
twillis
Meat Terri wrote:
> "twillis" <thetw...@yahoo.com> wrote in
> news:1150825547.6...@p79g2000cwp.googlegroups.com:
>
> >
> > Alternatively, how about some tea tree oil ice cream? I can keep it in
> > the freezer against the day my farm tries to kill me again.
> >
> >
> that just the tea tree oil?
> Meat Terri
Oh, no specific incident has occured. I am just trying to avoid a
repeat of the Summer of the ER.
It turns out that I am fairly allergic to the combination of plants and
sunlight, which kind of sucks when you want to be a farmer. So I have
to go out all covered up, which sucks when it's in the 90's. Basically,
I need a hazmat suit, or maybe a beekeeper outfit would work.
Anyway, when I screw up, I find Tea Tree Oil to be pretty effective,
and suspect that a big bathtub of Tea Tree Oil icecream would be super
duper effective.
Otto Bahn
> Anyway, when I screw up, I find Tea Tree Oil to be pretty effective,
> and suspect that a big bathtub of Tea Tree Oil icecream would be super
> duper effective.
"If she were my daughter, I'd..."
"What would you do, Daddy?"
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Kevin S. Wilson <res...@spro.net> wrote:
>"Danked," the past participle of "dank", is used to refer to someone
who replies to his own post on an online forum posing as another person
(see "Internet sock puppet") but forgetting to change his username . . .
.
This was an act of stupidity meriting a name of its own, and because the
hapless
contributor's username was Danks, the term "dank" or "danked" emerged.
-- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danked<
Wellnow and they say you cant learn stuff on the inernets'
Rich Holmes
> Wellnow and they say you cant learn stuff on the inernets'
True, I read that on a web site somewhere.
surferelf
>
> James "Kibo" Parry wrote:
>>
>> I want to do banana-black-pepper and yellow-curry-with-coconut-cream.
>>
>> Whaddaya think, should I start with the weird flavors or should I start
>> with the boring flavors nobody likes, such as chocolate?
>>
>
> May I remind you that someone once said that chocolate was for BABIES
> and AZTECS.
>
> I believe that garlic was desginated as a grown-up flavor.
Garlic-chocolate would be the way to go. With just enough cayenne to give it a nice finish.
Otto Bahn
>>But I shall prevail. It is my destiny.
>
> Yes'm, Miz O'Hara.
Gloria Gaynor sings I Will Survive much better than you.
--oTTo--
Chris McGonnell
Shirley not covered in Tea Tree Oil!?
Chris McGonnell
Fertilize it with napalm and your allergies will clear up! At least
until the dormant ragweed seeds start germinating and you have the
largest ragweed crop in the whole USA (cue Donna Fargo parody).
Chris McGonnell
>Chris McGonnell <sme...@NOkey-net.net> writes:
>
>> That's my earliest memory! Eating homemade peach ice cream from a
>> square, green Melmac dish.
>
>Well DANG. My earliest clear memory is of playing with a toy
>bulldozer whilst and at the same time watching a real bulldozer at
>work in our front yard (which, at the time, still consisted of
>unadulterated dirt). I've been somewhat fascinated with the concept
>of hierarchical realities ever since. And now I find out I could have
>INSTEAD been fascinated with HOMEMADE PEACH ICE CREAM. I wuz ROBBED.
Damn straight you were. The heavy machinery memories are supposed to
come later, like remembering Mr Dixon driving his highloader (though I
don't remember how Mr Dixon looked) right past us.
>In other fruit related news, plums. Lots and lots of plums. Most of
>the trees we planted on Onondaga Hill are either dead or not at all
>well, but two apples are doing OK (one has fruit) and the Stanley plum
>is going gangbusters.
>
>Homemade peach ice cream. DANG.
I think that was the only way we got ice cream for a few years, thus
spoiling store-bought ice cream's taste (no, not FOREVER!).
James Kibo Parry
>
> [...]
>
> That's my earliest memory! Eating homemade peach ice cream from a
> square, green Melmac dish.
I heard they discovered that peach juice contains a chemical which
reacts with certain types of dinnerware to produce to a toxin which
causes Adult-Onset Bedwetting. Fortunately, "certain types of
dinnerware" have recently been determined to only be those which
are square and green. Had you been eating out of a round green
Melmac dish you wouldn't start wetting the bed a few days from now.
It's like how if you put lemon tea in a Styrofoam cup, the plastic
dissolves directly into your stomach and you wake up with a plastic-
lined digestive system where everything you eat bounces right through
it like a Ping-Pong ball and comes shooting out the other end at
supersonic velocity. Peach plus square plus green does something
to the human bladder. Something beyond science. Something not
even the Bible can explain.
This is why, when I get around to making peach ice cream, I will
be careful to eat it out of an old collectible "Potsie" Dr Pepper
glass sold by Pizza Hut in 1977. It's just the sensible thing to do,
especially if you for some reason have a glass with a picture of
Potsie on it. "Hi, I'm Potsie! You're drinking out of my face!"
1977 was just after he changed the spelling of his name from
"Potsy" to "Potsie" because he got paid by the vowel and everyone
knows that "y" is only sometimes a vowel, as explained in the
1976 episode "Fonzie Buys A Vowel", where he teaches all the
other kids that phonics are cool and people who don't use proper
diction are nerds and then they all perform Gilbert & Sullivan's
"Pirates Of Penzance". So, anyway, sorry to hear your dish was square.
-- K.
What exactly was the difference
between "melmac" and "melamine",
other than jokes on that stupid
show about the unfunny puppet?
Joseph Michael Bay
>Chris McGonnell (sme...@NOkey-net.net) wrote:
>>
>> [...]
>>
>> That's my earliest memory! Eating homemade peach ice cream from a
>> square, green Melmac dish.
>I heard they discovered that peach juice contains a chemical which
>reacts with certain types of dinnerware to produce to a toxin which
>causes Adult-Onset Bedwetting. Fortunately, "certain types of
>dinnerware" have recently been determined to only be those which
>are square and green. Had you been eating out of a round green
>Melmac dish you wouldn't start wetting the bed a few days from now.
I was going to point out that a Melmac dish should be used only
for eating homemade cat ice cream, but then you said that the puppet
was unfunny, so I won't. However, ALF was once employed as an
Assistant Boxleitner, so you've got to give him that much.
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.. or the right of the people peaceably to XXXemble, and to Bay
peXXXion the government for a redress of grievances." Stanford
-- from the First Amendment to the US ConsXXXution University
David DeLaney
>> That's my earliest memory! Eating homemade peach ice cream from a
>> square, green Melmac dish.
>Peach plus square plus green does something
>to the human bladder. Something beyond science. Something not
>even the Bible can explain.
Eh. It's just a cheat code, is all. Involves that stuff they think is "junk"
DNA - it's actually hidden scenes and easter eggs.
Dave
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Cameron
"David DeLaney" <d...@gatekeeper.vic.com> wrote in message
> Eh. It's just a cheat code, is all. Involves that stuff they think is
> "junk"
> DNA - it's actually hidden scenes and easter eggs.
Listening to radio national the other day, aparently the "junk" dna is not
junk at all but an active battiefield of at least three different types of
code replicating itself within the genome of the host organisms. (wishing I
had a citation so I could go read it)
James Kibo Parry
>
> James "Kibo" Parry (ki...@world.std.com) wrote:
> >
> > Peach plus square plus green does something to the human bladder.
> > Something beyond science. Something not even the Bible can explain.
>
> Eh. It's just a cheat code, is all. Involves that stuff they think is "junk"
> DNA - it's actually hidden scenes and easter eggs.
I heard that if you touch someone's belly button three times then
write the word "SECRETMONEY" on their left shoulder they will give you
$65,536 but only if you first set your biological clock to January 1, 1980.
It must be true because I read it in a pop-up window and then again
in a pop-up book.
I heard that woodpeckers are really worms with legs.
I heard that if you turn your TV halfway between "on" and "off" you can
get channel 1, channel 1 and a half, channel 1 and three quarters,
and channel 1 point nine nine nine nine nine, and none of them have
any commercials because they don't really exist so you can watch
"Knight Rider" uninterrupted.
I heard that if you stretch a rubber band too far it will break but
then if you stretch it a lot farther it'll unbreak but you have to
stretch it several million miles long first and NASA tried to do the
experiment but the astronauts lost the rubber band because the pockets
on their space suits were too big.
I heard that the Mattel See & Say isn't as smart as it thinks it is.
I heard that if you eat too many TV dinners you forget how to do
the dishes and then you have to eat TV dinners for the rest of your
life but it saves you so much money that you can afford to eat TV
dinners every day for a hundred thousand years or until you die of
malnutrition whichever comes first.
I heard that if you twist your DNA really tight you can hear it crying.
-- K.
I heard that Fonzie is
really two midgets dressed
up in an old guy's skin.
Adam Funk
> Listening to radio national the other day, aparently the "junk" dna is not
> junk at all but an active battiefield of at least three different types of
> code replicating itself within the genome of the host organisms. (wishing I
> had a citation so I could go read it)
You mean there are monsters trapped inside us all trying to get out?
Or in some dank cases, humans trapped inside monsters?
--
Vielen Dank
Otto Bahn
>> Eh. It's just a cheat code, is all. Involves that stuff they think is "junk"
>> DNA - it's actually hidden scenes and easter eggs.>
>
> Listening to radio national the other day, aparently the "junk" dna is not
> junk at all but an active battiefield of at least three different types of
> code replicating itself within the genome of the host organisms. (wishing I
> had a citation so I could go read it)
I'm a retrovirus and I'm okay. I replicate at night and
sleep all day.
--oTTo--
David DeLaney
Last month's Scienterrific Amurrican?
And yeah, there's stuff in there they didn't figure out until recently, and
stuff that they've just now figured out and haven't published yet (hi Ian!),
and stuff they haven't figured out yet but by gum if all this OTHER stuff is
actually tracing codons crazier than the flight of a gnat-hungry swallow
[short pause while the Kontext-Away extricates itself from a nasty knot]
then the REST of it almost has to be doing something even stranger!
Dave "and the mitochondria somehow have their own entirely separate DNA, even
after all this time" DeLaney
twillis
David DeLaney wrote:
> Cameron <cbrow...@optusnet.com.au> wrote:
> >"David DeLaney" <d...@gatekeeper.vic.com> wrote in message
> >> Eh. It's just a cheat code, is all. Involves that stuff they think is
> >> "junk" DNA - it's actually hidden scenes and easter eggs.
> >
> >Listening to radio national the other day, aparently the "junk" dna is not
> >junk at all but an active battiefield of at least three different types of
> >code replicating itself within the genome of the host organisms. (wishing I
> >had a citation so I could go read it)
>
> Last month's Scienterrific Amurrican?
>
> And yeah, there's stuff in there they didn't figure out until recently, and
> stuff that they've just now figured out and haven't published yet (hi Ian!),
> and stuff they haven't figured out yet but by gum if all this OTHER stuff is
> actually tracing codons crazier than the flight of a gnat-hungry swallow
>
> [short pause while the Kontext-Away extricates itself from a nasty knot]
>
> then the REST of it almost has to be doing something even stranger!
It's actual being used as a sort of blog. Basically, we're each a
walking, talking live journal for other dimensional entities.
The bad news is that you are actually a bunch of lame music reviews
written by a pretentious adolescent. Could be worse, though. Kibo is a
collection of family recipes by some sappy old lady.
Chris McGonnell
>Chris McGonnell (sme...@NOkey-net.net) wrote:
>>
>> [...]
>>
>> That's my earliest memory! Eating homemade peach ice cream from a
>> square, green Melmac dish.
>
>I heard they discovered that peach juice contains a chemical which
>reacts with certain types of dinnerware to produce to a toxin which
>causes Adult-Onset Bedwetting. Fortunately, "certain types of
>dinnerware" have recently been determined to only be those which
>are square and green. Had you been eating out of a round green
>Melmac dish you wouldn't start wetting the bed a few days from now.
Burn on you, Kibo -- it started three whole MONTHS ago, so I scoff at
your "scientific" theories.
>It's like how if you put lemon tea in a Styrofoam cup, the plastic
>dissolves directly into your stomach and you wake up with a plastic-
>lined digestive system where everything you eat bounces right through
>it like a Ping-Pong ball and comes shooting out the other end at
>supersonic velocity. Peach plus square plus green does something
>to the human bladder. Something beyond science. Something not
>even the Bible can explain.
The Bible says in Acts 13:598: "For he who eateth of the frozen peach
clotted cream from a square green plate shall suffer in his elder
days."
>This is why, when I get around to making peach ice cream, I will
>be careful to eat it out of an old collectible "Potsie" Dr Pepper
>glass sold by Pizza Hut in 1977. It's just the sensible thing to do,
>especially if you for some reason have a glass with a picture of
>Potsie on it. "Hi, I'm Potsie! You're drinking out of my face!"
>1977 was just after he changed the spelling of his name from
>"Potsy" to "Potsie" because he got paid by the vowel and everyone
>knows that "y" is only sometimes a vowel, as explained in the
>1976 episode "Fonzie Buys A Vowel", where he teaches all the
>other kids that phonics are cool and people who don't use proper
>diction are nerds and then they all perform Gilbert & Sullivan's
>"Pirates Of Penzance". So, anyway, sorry to hear your dish was square.
Weren't all the Pizza Hut Potsie glasses recalled in 1978 because
they'd been made with leaded glass? Children had suffered lead
poisoning after drinking from Potsie glasses and slowly lost touch
with reality. All those poor kids wandered around with no pants on,
swearing that they heard an ice cream truck playing horrible music,
and crying if their parents turned off "Match Game '78.
"
> What exactly was the difference
> between "melmac" and "melamine",
> other than jokes on that stupid
> show about the unfunny puppet?
One theory, which is cursed, is that there were two different
companies with plasticware to sell.
Chris McGonnell
>ki...@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
>
>>Chris McGonnell (sme...@NOkey-net.net) wrote:
>>>
>>> [...]
>>>
>>> That's my earliest memory! Eating homemade peach ice cream from a
>>> square, green Melmac dish.
>
>>I heard they discovered that peach juice contains a chemical which
>>reacts with certain types of dinnerware to produce to a toxin which
>>causes Adult-Onset Bedwetting. Fortunately, "certain types of
>>dinnerware" have recently been determined to only be those which
>>are square and green. Had you been eating out of a round green
>>Melmac dish you wouldn't start wetting the bed a few days from now.
>
>I was going to point out that a Melmac dish should be used only
>for eating homemade cat ice cream, but then you said that the puppet
>was unfunny, so I won't. However, ALF was once employed as an
>Assistant Boxleitner, so you've got to give him that much.
That was "Scarecrow and Mr Thing," if memory serves.
Marc Goodman
> Dave "and the mitochondria somehow have their own entirely separate DNA, even
> after all this time" DeLaney
You mean mitichlorians, and they cause the force you know.
Sheesh.
James Kibo Parry
twillis (thetw...@yahoo.com) wrote:
>
> David DeLaney (d...@gatekeeper.vic.com) wrote:
> >
> > And yeah, there's stuff in there they didn't figure out until recently,
> > and stuff that they've just now figured out and haven't published yet
> > [...]
>
> It's actual being used as a sort of blog. Basically, we're each a
> walking, talking live journal for other dimensional entities.
>
> The bad news is that you are actually a bunch of lame music reviews
> written by a pretentious adolescent. Could be worse, though. Kibo is a
> collection of family recipes by some sappy old lady.
Yeah, well, your DNA is emo. Your DNA inlines smileys from one of
those sites that provides premium animated smileys. Your DNA wears
a ton of makeup to try to make itself look grown-up instead of younger.
Your DNA combs its hair over one of its eyes and posts photos of itself
taken from a camera held in one outstretched arm raised high so that
the photo is 90% the giant bang that covers the eys. Also it dyes
its hair black with that black Gatorade they used to make because
there's no such thing as black Kool-Aid thank you Sugar Jesus.
You just reminded me that I need to fix the program I wrote that
sucks down a specified number of the most recent images posted
to any LiveJournal site (they publish an XML listing of all
recent changes, but they change the format of the data or the
names of the URLs every few months.) There, I just went and fixed
it. Now my "SEE WHAT PERCENTAGE OF LIVEJOURNAL USERS ARE EMO KIDS"
button works again. I just ran it and it found a bunch of people
who look dopey and also a great photo of a replica '60s Batmobile
after a major car accident and I hope Robin was killed again.
-- K.
My DNA just bought me a
Malaysian fireman's uniform.
I love how I'm an "XL" (or
sometimes even "2XL") when
shopping for Asian clothes
even though I'm just an "M"
here on planet Anglo.
Joseph Michael Bay
Joseph Michael Bay
> My DNA just bought me a
> Malaysian fireman's uniform.
> I love how I'm an "XL" (or
> sometimes even "2XL")
BOO-DOO-DOOP DEE-DOO-DOOP BOO-DOO-DOOP DEE-DOO-DOOP
One of your bwain cells must have, mal-functioned! You have not
answered pwopaly.
BOO-DOO-DOOP DEE-DOO-DOOP WEEEEEE OOOOOORGHHHHH
Maybe you are a relative of Albert Einstoine, because YOU arw COR-rect.
David DeLaney
...Okay, best genetic insult EVER. Wait, he has more...
[snip reverse recombine re-snip]
>You just reminded me that I need to fix the program I wrote that
>sucks down a specified number of the most recent images posted
>to any LiveJournal site (they publish an XML listing of all
>recent changes, but they change the format of the data or the
>names of the URLs every few months.) There, I just went and fixed
>it. Now my "SEE WHAT PERCENTAGE OF LIVEJOURNAL USERS ARE EMO KIDS"
>button works again. I just ran it and it found a bunch of people
>who look dopey and also a great photo of a replica '60s Batmobile
>after a major car accident and I hope Robin was killed again.
Anyone can write the webpage that just displays the last 40 pictures. Kibo
_analyzes_ them, and mocks them at the same time!
> My DNA just bought me a
> Malaysian fireman's uniform.
"Take it out to lunch" to show your appreciation!
Dave
David DeLaney
Ha. My fictional farandolae LAUGH at your puny fictional mindychlorians.
Dave "hmm, and I think they're waving something as they LAUGH too" DeLaney
James Kibo Parry
> > sucks down a specified number of the most recent images posted
> > to any LiveJournal site (they publish an XML listing of all
> > recent changes, but they change the format of the data or the
> > names of the URLs every few months.) There, I just went and fixed
> > it. Now my "SEE WHAT PERCENTAGE OF LIVEJOURNAL USERS ARE EMO KIDS"
> > button works again. I just ran it and it found a bunch of people
> > after a major car accident and I hope Robin was killed again.
>
> Anyone can write the webpage that just displays the last 40 pictures.
Well, duh. All's you gotta do is parse this:
http://www.livejournal.com/stats/latest-img.bml
> Kibo _analyzes_ them, and mocks them at the same time!
Okay, here's the most recent 40. Let's see if we can find any
self-portraits of emo/goth kids who don't have someone else to
hold the camera for them, and can't set the camera down because
they don't know how to work the ten-second timer. This may
not be the best time of year to do it, what with school being
out, but let's try for hair-over-the-eye self-portraits.
But we'll probably at least find some terrible webcomics,
exuberant drawings of furries with black rectangles where it
counts, and pictures of garage bands with insane Russian captions
burned into them.
THE 40 NEWEST LIVEJOURNAL IMAGES BEGIN NOW!
1. broken image (PNG file saved without the proper filename extension --
and it turns out to be -- DING DING DING! Emo boy with hair over
his eyes and red slashes through the picture!)
2. broken image (someone attempted to do <IMG SRC="something.html">
to link to a news article)
3. old, faded photo of topless women playing rock'n'roll while
wearing Lucille Ball's eye makeup and giant Dynel wigs
4. picture of a phoenix captioned "aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YOU GUYS PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH I HAD TO ARISE FROM THE FLAMES
TO BLOG ABOUT IT" in Adobe Minion
5. A weepy greeting-card-type image made from photos of
Harry Potter and some gal, captioned "Lost Without You"
6. small, blurry, washed-out, grainy frame-grab from some anime show
that was converted to a GIF too many times, leaving the image
only barely visible
7. 403 Forbidden!
8. the word "You", which is the marker indicating someone's
position on one of those OH-SO-IMPORTANT "what political
leanings do you have?" tests that people feel they need
to post their results to
9. misaligned composite of two photos of a gloomy, blurry laundry room
10. The standard little "userinfo.gif" icon that's used 390 times
per LiveJournal page -- for some reason these sometimes show
up on the list of new pictures.
11. DING DING DING! Gal's self-portrait, out of focus,
multicolored hair, and way too proud of the fact that
she's wearing makeup
12. hot air balloon either inflating or deflating, unless it's
meant to be that shape
13. guy sticking his tongue out in a photo that will render him
permanently outside the dating pool. Bonus points: Around his
neck, he's got a dangly little inverted cross.
14. automatically-generated collage of random words in different
fonts, with a big gray "SAMPLE" across the front of it because
you haven't yet paid for your own copy of this awesome
automatically-generated rectangle of garbage
15. Typically poorly-doodles webcomic with stick figure explaining
(in crooked lettering) that people with their own Wikipedia entries
have bad bathroom hygiene
16. screendump from someone's MMORPG session ("Succubus readies
Blade: Ku.")
17. Timothy Leary's creepiest smile ever
18. dolphins
19. a really bad drawing of a strawberry, or possibly an octopus
having sex with a bicycle seat covered in staples
20. DING DING DING! Self-portrait of someone's eye, all blurry
and with a datestamp burned into the corner in red fake LED digits
21. a tarot card, whoop-de-freakin'-doo
22. two little princesses
23. an even worse-than-average webcomic, involving two talking stick
figures, and one of the words of dialogue was crossed out then written
again because they figured out how to spell it halfway through
writing it (in other words, there's no "G" in "BACKPACK")
24. poster: "FOR EVERY ANIMAL YOU DON'T EAT, I'M GOING TO EAT THREE"
in Arial Bold (with straight single quotes for apostrophes)
25. poster for the movie "X-Men III"
26. very white men holding golf clubs in front of the world's
whitest building
27. hipsters smoking while looking at a cool trompe l'oeil ceiling
designed to look like you're looking at a funeral from below
28. "COME CHECK US OUT IF YOU'RE A BISEXUAL FEMALE" in some
cheapo comic-book-style font
29. a banner made from a publicity photo for the movie "The Lost Boys"
about teenage vampires, and I don't even have to click on it
to know that there's going to be icky slash-fic past it
30. antique photo of an old-timey guy in an ill-fitting derby
holding some sort of weird little mutant asymmetrical guitar
(technically known as a "harp mandolin", an ancestor of
Spock's wacky Vulcan lyre)
31. small photo of a drag queen
32. very nice black and white photo of a monument to something, somewhere
33. old black and white photo of a guy in a trenchcoat walking
away from the camera
34. Woman smiling uncomfortably as somebody photographs her crow's feet
35. " welcome to
the
Bicycle museuM
of
AmericA " in Goudy Oldstyle
36. Blank diploma YOU can buy!
37. DING DING DING! Woman's self-portrait with hair over one eye
and camera held above one temple. Bonus points: She included
her boyfriend in the background.
38. someone's birthday party
39. guy driving a racecar, or possibly sitting in it, because
still photos of racecars always look like they're holding still
40. "Penny Arcade" webcomic strip, and not one of their best ones,
but still a million times better than 99.99% of other webcomics
But wait! These things flood in so fast that while you were
reading this word --> nougat <-- 40 new images arrived! The newest 40:
1. very disturbing drawing of a baby getting a banana jammed
through his forehead. Well-executed and also a cry for help.
2. invisible image
3. "Help Veronica Mars Get a Full 3rd Season" banner (Arial Bold)
4. banner for "brisbane's finest gig guide" in some font that
apparently doesn't have capitals
5. Photo captioned "I'm usually a music elitist... But I LOVE
Teddy Geiger... [...] I really think we could be friends,
just based on the things I've read about him..." in Arial Bold
6. scary old guy shaking his fists while hugging a flag
7. someone attempting to hold up a two-page sign saying "THE FIRST
DAY OF THE REST OF OUR LIVES" in crazy-person lettering, with
their hand almost completely obscuring one of the nouns
8. two women, I dunno, "You must be logged in to view this
protected entry." Ha ha, images from protected entries show up
on the list of recent images so we can see them and not quite
no what they are. I think they might be lesbians.
9. glass-bead necklace wrapped around chopsticks
10. blurry extreme close-up of a dashboard thermometer saying "104 F"
11. a tote bag
12. full-resolution photo of cars driving on a road
13. hairy dog
14. drawing of four people who do not appear to have their joints
in the same places as humans, captioned "Brothers doesn't have
to mean blood." in Times New Roman, and one of the four is
wearing a shirt that says "Say NO TO Pants" in mixed-case,
and also, he looks a lot like me.
15. picture of an anime chick covering the area from her chin to
where her cleavage would be if she weren't just a cartoon
16. it's very tiny, but I can tell that Guy With Glasses is even
happier than Guy Without Glasses! And I think they're in a band!
They'd pretty much have to be!
17. painting of a psychedelic spiral
18. two kids from the "Narnia" movie, or something, I dunno,
I didn't see it.
19. screendump from someone's MMORPG session
20. arrow pointing to Fairbanks, Alaska
21. photo of a trash can with a "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" banner in it,
made more poignant by the 45-degree slant to the camera.
Poor Batman!
22. random street scene
23. family reunion on the veranda
24. a banner reminding us that actor Jon Heder isn't really dead
25. drawing of a goth girl executed entirely in curlicues
26. photo of a painting of a smiling family and their pumpkins
27. Web comic with cut-and-pasted digital stick figures speaking
in the Verdana font while pooping
28. that photo we're all sick of of the jet allegedly breaking
the sound barrier
29. nice ink drawing with bilingual English/Russian caption:
"KILL DEBIL: HARRY POTTER-4 BY TARANTINO"
30. broken image (from "http://70.84.102.91/x/blogquiz.net-blog/3")
31. a starburst
32. thumbnail of some collage of "Star Wars" characters with fireworks
coming out of their heads. To see what it was I read that journal
entry. The highlights: "What is going on with LJ? [...]
I actually watched TV last night!"
33. a wacky cartoon about the life of a "bacterium", which is
actually drawn as an amoeba. Bonus points: Mixing black
and blue ballpoint in the same panel.
34. "My braces will distract you from noticing that my two eyes
are different sizes! I'm going to grow up to be Paloma Picasso!"
Bonus points: "Invader Zim" t-shirt.
35. pet rat
36. blurry picture of somebody's foot as they climb through a window
37. a hilarious joke screendump of what happens when you type
"telnet Mordor"! Except without the "hilarious" part.
38. Iraqi corpse. Some sort of copyright notice burned into the
picture, and it's unreadable, but I can tell it's Copperplate Gothic.
39. people at a beach being blasted by the unbearable lightness
of overexposure coupled with the fact that their skin appears
to be boiling away because it was saved as a JPEG with
well above the maximum allowable level of lossy compression
40. WOW I ASSEMBLED A WHOLE JIGSAW PUZZLE SO I PHOTOGRAPHED IT!
LOOK, I KNOW HOW TO DO JIGSAW PUZZLES! THEM'S THE BRAINIEST
PUZZLES SINCE THAT ONES WITH THE DOTS WHAT HAD NUMBERS!
Also, the puzzle's a drawing of anime characters.
Okay, I did eighty. Do I need to do 20 more to make it an even hundred,
or have you had enough LiveJournal in your lives for one day?
-- K.
LiveJournal makes a.r.k
look like a pathetic e/n
festival of -- wait, I
got that backwards.
We're on the good one, right?
I think the fact that a.r.k
doesn't support pictures is
what keeps out the riffraff.
That, and the fact that only
the cool people have avatars,
and mine's in extra bold.
Tim Chmielewski
news:kibo-22060...@10.0.1.2:
> David DeLaney (d...@gatekeeper.vic.com) wrote:
>>
>> James "Kibo" Parry (ki...@world.std.com) wrote:
>> >
>> > Peach plus square plus green does something to the human bladder.
>> > Something beyond science. Something not even the Bible can
>> > explain.
>>
>> Eh. It's just a cheat code, is all. Involves that stuff they think
>> is "junk" DNA - it's actually hidden scenes and easter eggs.
>
> I heard that if you touch someone's belly button three times then
> write the word "SECRETMONEY" on their left shoulder they will give you
> $65,536 but only if you first set your biological clock to January 1,
> 1980. It must be true because I read it in a pop-up window and then
> again in a pop-up book.
>
That must be what Ali is doing when she pokes my belly
http://photos.timchuma.com/DetonatorsvsRemains240406/photos/photo23.html
(she has to be really drunk first.)
I still have to go see the new band she is in with her friend:
http://photos.timchuma.com/MelbourneBBQDay2005/photos/photo25.html
--
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Tim's Hong Kong movie reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com
Darla Vladschyk
Parry) wrote:
>So, now that I've got my ice cream machine, what flavors should I attempt first?
I shudder to think.
Here in Nova Scotia, we have a little shoppe called "The Ice Cream
Window" that offers flavours heretofore unknown on the planet.
"Old Sneaker Ripple"
"Mattress Ticking Parfait"
"Chips o 'Lint"
"Sandy Sox"
etc. Perhaps they will contract some of their business to you.
-=D=-
--
"I'm still here, you bastards!"
---Papillon
http://www.yougotta.com/DARLA/
"Sometimes the only weapon you need is a bad attitude."
--- Matthew Martin
--
Chris McGonnell
>On Mon, 19 Jun 2006 20:39:53 -0400, ki...@world.std.com (James "Kibo"
>Parry) wrote:
>
>>So, now that I've got my ice cream machine, what flavors should I attempt first?
>
>I shudder to think.
>
>Here in Nova Scotia, we have a little shoppe called "The Ice Cream
>Window" that offers flavours heretofore unknown on the planet.
>
>"Old Sneaker Ripple"
>"Mattress Ticking Parfait"
>"Chips o 'Lint"
>"Sandy Sox"
Mmmm, "Chips o' Lint!"
>etc. Perhaps they will contract some of their business to you.
"Tongue of Jar-Jar Binks Blueberry"
"Chipotle Chocolate Chip"
"Moonbase Alpha Rocky Road"
"Weber's Mustard" -- oh wait, that's mine.
Darla Vladschyk
<sme...@NOkey-net.net> wrote:
>"Weber's Mustard" -- oh wait, that's mine.
OMG I love Weber's. Planning to top up my supply when I go to Buffalo
in August.
Chris McGonnell
>On Fri, 30 Jun 2006 13:07:45 -0400, Chris McGonnell
><sme...@NOkey-net.net> wrote:
>
>
>>"Weber's Mustard" -- oh wait, that's mine.
>
>OMG I love Weber's. Planning to top up my supply when I go to Buffalo
>in August.
Slathered the bratwurst sammiches with Weber's Thursday night. BTW,
Cheektowaga had a TORNADO touch down yesterday! "Nobuddy was hoit,"
said a Cheektowagan. What's next on God's list o' Wrath?
Paula
<sme...@NOkey-net.net> wrote:
>On Fri, 30 Jun 2006 21:47:06 GMT, Darla Vladschyk wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 30 Jun 2006 13:07:45 -0400, Chris McGonnell
>><sme...@NOkey-net.net> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>"Weber's Mustard" -- oh wait, that's mine.
>>
>>OMG I love Weber's. Planning to top up my supply when I go to Buffalo
>>in August.
>
>Slathered the bratwurst sammiches with Weber's Thursday night. BTW,
>Cheektowaga had a TORNADO touch down yesterday! "Nobuddy was hoit,"
>said a Cheektowagan. What's next on God's list o' Wrath?
I grew up hearing that it was going to be San Francisco that would
really get it from God. But maybe it still is the number one target
and God is just getting some warm ups in before the big game.
--
Paula
"Anyway, other people are weird, but sometimes they have candy,
so it's best to try to get along with them." Joe Bay
Darla Vladschyk
<sme...@NOkey-net.net> wrote:
>Slathered the bratwurst sammiches with Weber's Thursday night. BTW,
>Cheektowaga had a TORNADO touch down yesterday! "Nobuddy was hoit,"
>said a Cheektowagan. What's next on God's list o' Wrath?
A hurricane wipes out Tonawanda.
MmMMMm... brats and Webe'rs!
TeaLady (Mari C.)
news:ctte9299842egig3s...@4ax.com:
> On Tue, 20 Jun 2006 03:24:43 GMT, TimC
> <tcon...@no.spam.accepted.here-astro.swin.edu.au> wrote:
>
>>> Whaddaya think, should I start with the weird flavors or
>>> should I start with the boring flavors nobody likes, such
>>> as chocolate?
>>
>>What is it about chocolate icecream? Does any of that crap
>>taste any good to anyone?
>
> I used to think you were an okay guy, but now I must assume
> you are a crazy space alien to be feared and/or destroyed.
>
No, he's right about the chocolate ice cream (note I speeled it
correctly - it not tasting like real chocolot) - most of it
tastes like really weak chocolot milk. Some is good - and some,
with lots42 of dark chocolot slivers mixed in, is teh yum.
--
TeaLady (mari)
"The principle of Race is meant to embody and express the utter
negation of human freedom, the denial of equal rights, a
challenge in the face of mankind." A. Kolnai
Avast ye scurvy dogs ! Thar be no disease in this message.
TeaLady (Mari C.)
news:1150825547.6...@p79g2000cwp.googlegroups.com:
>
> James "Kibo" Parry wrote:
>>
>> I want to do banana-black-pepper and
>> yellow-curry-with-coconut-cream.
>>
>> Whaddaya think, should I start with the weird flavors or
>> should I start with the boring flavors nobody likes, such
>> as chocolate?
>>
>
> May I remind you that someone once said that chocolate was
> for BABIES and AZTECS.
>
> I believe that garlic was desginated as a grown-up flavor.
>
>
> Alternatively, how about some tea tree oil ice cream? I can
> keep it in the freezer against the day my farm tries to
> kill me again.
>
>
According to my neice, who LICKED the spot I put some tea tree
oil on (she had a booboo and wanted the "stinky" medecine, so
it would heal fast (stinky chases the booboos away, I guess))
it is not worth licking. Or getting anywhere near the mouth.
Ever.
Chris McGonnell
>On Sat, 01 Jul 2006 12:19:16 -0400, Chris McGonnell wrote:
>
>>Slathered the bratwurst sammiches with Weber's Thursday night. BTW,
>>Cheektowaga had a TORNADO touch down yesterday! "Nobuddy was hoit,"
>>said a Cheektowagan. What's next on God's list o' Wrath?
>
>A hurricane wipes out Tonawanda.
Does God even know about Tonawanda?
>MmMMMm... brats and Webe'rs!
Yup, cholesterolly goodness that just can't be beat, though My
brother's serving beef on weck this evening. Manners shall limit me to
two.
--
Chris McG.
Harming humanity since 1951.
"My dog ate my gratitude journal." -- Paula
Darla Vladschyk
<sme...@NOkey-net.net> wrote:
>>A hurricane wipes out Tonawanda.
>
>Does God even know about Tonawanda?
Come to think of it...
>>MmMMMm... brats and Weber's!
>
>Yup, cholesterolly goodness that just can't be beat, though My
>brother's serving beef on weck this evening. Manners shall limit me to
>two.
Pussy!
Also: Who are the "Fourteen Holy Helpers" and why do they rate a
church and a school?
I've always wondered...
plorkwort
Darla Vladschyk <Darl...@gmail.com> wrote:
>Also: Who are the "Fourteen Holy Helpers" and why do they rate a
>church and a school?
The Fourteen Holy Helpers are a group of saints sharing a common feast day
on 8 August (before 1969); they were first associated as a single unit
during desperation over the black plague. Most were removed from the
calendar and supressed by Vatican II.
higgledy piggledy
roman centurion
spikes on his helmet
that run through his brain -
that is what qualifies
Saint AGATHIUIUS
to cure people's migranes
and other head pain.
celebrant darii
not just a logic form
BARBARA: patron of
towers and fire,
geologists, hatters,
and mathematicians,
death when it's sudden
and diseases dire.
BLAISE is the patron
of choking and wool trade,
due to his martrdom
by carding combs
also is helpful
against death by wild beast
saving small children,
removing fish bones
kaboom and kersmashle
fireworks commemorate
this holy virgin
killed by a wheel
such a great story,
alexandrian CATHERINE
but, says the Vatican,
probably not real.
splishity sploshity
wading through rivers
comes CHRISTOPHER,
everyone's favorite saint
patron of travellers
and transportation
but Vatican II says
that he can't be and ain't.
higgledy piggeldy
exorcist Roman
converted the Persians,
was the king's best chum
Good will and friendship
from Diocletian too still
didn't save CYRIAC
from martyrdom.
Montmartre's bishop
Beheaded like Anne Boleyn
Walks round like she does
But means no harm
DENIS cures rabies
quite inexplicably
for someone who carries
his head 'neath his arm.
Bishop of Campagna
fled to Mount Lebanon
fed by a raven who
sang like a choir
Abdominal trouble? try
ERASMUS Formiae,
also for shipwrecks and
St. Elmo's fire.
Thrown to the lions
this great Roman general
Found them playing like kittens
with a ball of wool
Trajan didn't pardon
EUSTACIUS Placidus,
but cooked him and his family
inside a bronze bull.
Killing a dragon,
protecting a country
All in a day's work
for noble St. GEORGE
He protects armorers,
horsemen, syphilitics,
Bonny olde England
and men of the forge.
Wounded by friendly fire
from hunting arrows
St GILES refused medicine
other than thorns
Nevertheless a great
shepherd and monastic
sheep mark his feast day
with ribbons on horns
Another shepherd and
martyr by boiling pot
Et by a dragon
but coughed up alive
Patron of childbirth,
MARGARET of Antioch
also helps exiles
and nurses survive
Maxmilian's doctor
bribed, threatened and tortured
Was finally martyred by
nails and a knife
Treating consumption
Dr. PANTELEIMON
Also brings batchelors
and the tortured to life.
Martyred in boiling oil
during a thunderstorm
With roosters thrown in
just by mischance
Now he's the patron of
storms, oversleeping,
entertainment and
of course VITUS's dance.
plorkwort.
--
A girl and a boy bump into each other -- surely an accident.
A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops -- surely another accident.
But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid -- *that had to mean something*.
-- S. Morganstern, "The Silent Gondoliers"
Chris McGonnell
>On Mon, 03 Jul 2006 13:13:31 -0400, Chris McGonnell
><sme...@NOkey-net.net> wrote:
>
>
>>>A hurricane wipes out Tonawanda.
>>
>>Does God even know about Tonawanda?
>
>Come to think of it...
>
>>>MmMMMm... brats and Weber's!
>>
>>Yup, cholesterolly goodness that just can't be beat, though My
>>brother's serving beef on weck this evening. Manners shall limit me to
>>two.
>
>Pussy!
I saved room for dessert: chocolate cupcakes with peanut butter chips,
frozen bananas, and strawberry shortcake. Also fireworks!
>Also: Who are the "Fourteen Holy Helpers" and why do they rate a
>church and a school?
>
>I've always wondered...
How would I know? I didn't go Parochial until high school. Think
they're like Hamburger Helper?
--
Chris "Headed for Hell" McG.
Chris McGonnell
<Great poetic xtian knowledge snipped>
Once again, I am awed and amazed. By you.
Chris McGonnell
>Chris McGonnell <sme...@NOkey-net.net> wrote in
>news:jr5la2996qtk5omdq...@4ax.com:
>
>> On Mon, 3 Jul 2006 18:26:44 +0000 (UTC), plorkwort wrote:
>><Great poetic xtian knowledge snipped>
>>
>> Once again, I am awed and amazed. By you.
>I hope you didn't forget to kneel when you said that.
>She *is* a goddess, you know.
Pometry byotches is now godesses? Did Erica Jong think that up?
Otto Bahn
>>><Great poetic xtian knowledge snipped>
>>>
>>> Once again, I am awed and amazed. By you.
>>I hope you didn't forget to kneel when you said that.
>>She *is* a goddess, you know.
>
> Pometry byotches is now godesses?
Librarian goddess.
http://www.yougotta.com/DARLA/
> Did Erica Jong think that up?
I hope so!
--oTTo--
Chris McGonnell
>Chris McGonnell <sme...@NOkey-net.net> wrote in
>news:2cqna2563rnvbn38b...@4ax.com:
>
>> On 4 Jul 2006 17:22:24 GMT, Terri wrote:
>>
>>>Chris McGonnell <sme...@NOkey-net.net> wrote in
>>>news:jr5la2996qtk5omdq...@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 3 Jul 2006 18:26:44 +0000 (UTC), plorkwort wrote:
>>>><Great poetic xtian knowledge snipped>
>>>>
>>>> Once again, I am awed and amazed. By you.
>>>I hope you didn't forget to kneel when you said that.
>>>She *is* a goddess, you know.
>>
>> Pometry byotches is now godesses?
> I don't know anyone else on ark whose poetry has made it over to
> alt.humor.best-of-usenet except for Plorkwort's.
I don't know anyone else on ark who writes poetry!
>Did Erica Jong think that up?
>Is she one that porn star?
Thank the Godess, no.
David DeLaney
>On 5 Jul 2006 20:27:58 GMT, Terri wrote:
>> I don't know anyone else on ark whose poetry has made it over to
>> alt.humor.best-of-usenet except for Plorkwort's.
>
>I don't know anyone else on ark who writes poetry!
MOtis' poetry made it over there, right? And Kibo's .sig is a really good
example of blanker-than-blank free verse...
Dave
Darla Vladschyk
<sme...@NOkey-net.net> wrote:
>I don't know anyone else on ark who writes poetry!
There was an old hermit named Dave...
-=D=-
--
"I'm still here, you bastards!"
---Papillon
http://www.yougotta.com/DARLA/
--
Otto Bahn
>>I don't know anyone else on ark who writes poetry!
>
>
> There was an old hermit named Dave...
Who lived with a goat in a cave...
--oTTo--
Darla Vladschyk
<BLATT> Wrong line.
Otto Bahn
>>>>I don't know anyone else on ark who writes poetry!
>>>
>>>
>>> There was an old hermit named Dave...
>>
>>Who lived with a goat in a cave...
>
> <BLATT> Wrong line.
But look at the whore that I saved, you cheeky butt looker.
--oTTo--
He said with a grin
Leo
Darla Vladschyk wrote:
> On Thu, 06 Jul 2006 11:59:52 -0400, Chris McGonnell
> <sme...@NOkey-net.net> wrote:
>
> >I don't know anyone else on ark who writes poetry!
>
>
> There was an old hermit named Dave...
>
Darla Vladschyk
<oTTopant...@Blew.Devels.com> wrote:
>"Darla Vladschyk" <Darl...@Gmail.com> wrote
>
>>>>>I don't know anyone else on ark who writes poetry!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> There was an old hermit named Dave...
>>>
>>>Who lived with a goat in a cave...
>>
>> <BLATT> Wrong line.
>
>But look at the whore that I saved, you cheeky butt looker.
Hee hee hee!
TeaLady (Mari C.)
news:slrneaqhi...@gatekeeper.vic.com:
> Chris McGonnell <sme...@NOkey-net.net> wrote:
>>On 5 Jul 2006 20:27:58 GMT, Terri wrote:
>>> I don't know anyone else on ark whose poetry has made it
>>> over to alt.humor.best-of-usenet except for Plorkwort's.
>>
>>I don't know anyone else on ark who writes poetry!
>
> MOtis' poetry made it over there, right? And Kibo's .sig is
> a really good example of blanker-than-blank free verse...
>
> Dave
I haven't psoted any, as I thin it stinks, but I do write
poetry.
And have been published, but not paid.
Maybe some day, if I get mad enough, I will psot some.
Chris McGonnell
>Chris McGonnell <sme...@NOkey-net.net> wrote:
>>On 5 Jul 2006 20:27:58 GMT, Terri wrote:
>>> I don't know anyone else on ark whose poetry has made it over to
>>> alt.humor.best-of-usenet except for Plorkwort's.
>>
>>I don't know anyone else on ark who writes poetry!
>
>MOtis' poetry made it over there, right? And Kibo's .sig is a really good
>example of blanker-than-blank free verse...
Jebus, how could I forget "The Beautiful Day" especially after it was
chosen to be published by a legitimate publisher! Remember how those
r.a.p. guys were so jealous of an 8-year-old genius and tried to tell
him it was a trick? Hey, did Motis ever get his bottle of Aspen Cola?
Chris McGonnell
>d...@gatekeeper.vic.com (David DeLaney) wrote in
>news:slrneaqhi...@gatekeeper.vic.com:
>
>> Chris McGonnell <sme...@NOkey-net.net> wrote:
>>>On 5 Jul 2006 20:27:58 GMT, Terri wrote:
>>>> I don't know anyone else on ark whose poetry has made it
>>>> over to alt.humor.best-of-usenet except for Plorkwort's.
>>>
>>>I don't know anyone else on ark who writes poetry!
>>
>> MOtis' poetry made it over there, right? And Kibo's .sig is
>> a really good example of blanker-than-blank free verse...
>>
>> Dave
>
>I haven't psoted any, as I thin it stinks, but I do write
>poetry.
>
>And have been published, but not paid.
How many copies of the magazine were you given?
>Maybe some day, if I get mad enough, I will psot some.
I ain't afraid of no psots!
TeaLady (Mari C.)
> On 7 Jul 2006 02:11:52 GMT, TeaLady (Mari C.) wrote:
>
>>d...@gatekeeper.vic.com (David DeLaney) wrote in
>>news:slrneaqhi...@gatekeeper.vic.com:
>>
>>> Chris McGonnell <sme...@NOkey-net.net> wrote:
>>>>On 5 Jul 2006 20:27:58 GMT, Terri wrote:
>>>>> I don't know anyone else on ark whose poetry has made
>>>>> it over to alt.humor.best-of-usenet except for
>>>>> Plorkwort's.
>>>>
>>>>I don't know anyone else on ark who writes poetry!
>>>
>>> MOtis' poetry made it over there, right? And Kibo's .sig
>>> is a really good example of blanker-than-blank free
>>> verse...
>>>
>>> Dave
>>
>>I haven't psoted any, as I thin it stinks, but I do write
>>poetry.
>>
>>And have been published, but not paid.
>
> How many copies of the magazine were you given?
>
One. That I know of. If they sent any more, my mom got
them. And my copy was drownded in the Great Sewer Back-Up of
'87. Which my mom blamed on 2 ply tp, not tree roots or
collapsed pipes (both of which were diagnosed by plumbers,
but we -all- know what rip-off artists they are)
>>Maybe some day, if I get mad enough, I will psot some.
>
> I ain't afraid of no psots!
>
Uh huh. We'll see.
Chris McGonnell
>Chris McGonnell <sme...@NOkey-net.net> wrote in
>news:su4ta2dsfa58jtmki...@4ax.com:
>
>> On 7 Jul 2006 02:11:52 GMT, TeaLady (Mari C.) wrote:
>>
>>>d...@gatekeeper.vic.com (David DeLaney) wrote in
>>>news:slrneaqhi...@gatekeeper.vic.com:
>>>
>>>> Chris McGonnell <sme...@NOkey-net.net> wrote:
>>>>>On 5 Jul 2006 20:27:58 GMT, Terri wrote:
>>>>>> I don't know anyone else on ark whose poetry has made
>>>>>> it over to alt.humor.best-of-usenet except for
>>>>>> Plorkwort's.
>>>>>
>>>>>I don't know anyone else on ark who writes poetry!
>>>>
>>>> MOtis' poetry made it over there, right? And Kibo's .sig
>>>> is a really good example of blanker-than-blank free
>>>> verse...
>>>>
>>>> Dave
>>>
>>>I haven't psoted any, as I thin it stinks, but I do write
>>>poetry.
>>>
>>>And have been published, but not paid.
>>
>> How many copies of the magazine were you given?
>>
>One. That I know of. If they sent any more, my mom got
>them. And my copy was drownded in the Great Sewer Back-Up of
>'87.
I had six copies, but that was in 1974. I last wrote a real pome in
1993. I churned out some doggerel for my brother's 50th birfday in
1997. He got ambushed by the family in a restaurant, so he couldn't
cuss anyone out.
> Which my mom blamed on 2 ply tp, not tree roots or
>collapsed pipes (both of which were diagnosed by plumbers,
>but we -all- know what rip-off artists they are)
>>>Maybe some day, if I get mad enough, I will psot some.
>>
>> I ain't afraid of no psots!
>
>Uh huh. We'll see.
I'm a psotbuster! Call me Egon, baby.