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Chris McGonnell

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Nov 25, 2009, 4:31:12 PM11/25/09

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So if Glenn Beck explodes, I'll give thanks

Chris McG.
Harming humanity since 1951
"Hell, -I- saw it coming. And I'm a moron." - Lots42

Bryce Utting

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Nov 26, 2009, 1:19:51 AM11/26/09

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Chris McGonnell <smea...@verizon.net> wrote:
> So if Glenn Beck explodes, I'll give thanks

from the Daily Siderial Mentioner's Book of Popular Galactic History:

: Glenn Beck is the only living person to have a type on the Bristol
: Stool Scale named after him.

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Lots42

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Nov 27, 2009, 12:11:28 AM11/27/09

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Glenn Beck is the world's oldest emo kid.

Also, he seems mighty sane in his books. Maybe his ghost writers
filter out the crazy. Too bad they didn't do such for Al Franken. It's
all 'look at my detailed explanation of how Bush is stupid purple
monkey dishwasher'.

Chris McGonnell

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Nov 30, 2009, 10:43:02 AM11/30/09

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On Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:11:28 -0800 (PST), Lots42 wrote:

>On Nov 25, 4:31�pm, Chris McGonnell <smeago...@verizon.net> wrote:
>> So if Glenn Beck explodes, I'll give thanks
>>
>> Chris McG.
>> Harming humanity since 1951
>> "Hell, -I- saw it coming. And I'm a moron." - Lots42
>
>Glenn Beck is the world's oldest emo kid.

Beck is a carefully calculated creation for viewers of Fox News. I
watched hin create the persona on CNN, and he'd ratchet up his voice
for a rant that I knew was going on his demo DVD for Fox.

>Also, he seems mighty sane in his books. Maybe his ghost writers
>filter out the crazy. Too bad they didn't do such for Al Franken. It's
>all 'look at my detailed explanation of how Bush is stupid purple
>monkey dishwasher'.

Al Franken is a distinguished statesman, Mr Lots42.

Lots42

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Nov 30, 2009, 11:01:04 AM11/30/09

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On Nov 30, 10:43 am, Chris McGonnell <smeago...@verizon.net> wrote:

> >Also, he seems mighty sane in his books. Maybe his ghost writers
> >filter out the crazy. Too bad they didn't do such for Al Franken. It's
> >all 'look at my detailed explanation of how Bush is stupid purple
> >monkey dishwasher'.
>
> Al Franken is a distinguished statesman, Mr Lots42.
>
> Chris McG.

Like that'd stop me?

Dr. HotSalt

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Nov 30, 2009, 12:40:59 PM11/30/09

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On Nov 30, 7:43 am, Chris McGonnell <smeago...@verizon.net> wrote:
> On Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:11:28 -0800 (PST), Lots42 wrote:
> >On Nov 25, 4:31 pm, Chris McGonnell <smeago...@verizon.net> wrote:
> >> So if Glenn Beck explodes, I'll give thanks
>
> >> Chris McG.
> >> Harming humanity since 1951
> >> "Hell, -I- saw it coming. And I'm a moron." - Lots42
>
> >Glenn Beck is the world's oldest emo kid.
>
> Beck is a carefully calculated creation for viewers of Fox News. I
> watched hin create the persona on CNN, and he'd ratchet up his voice
> for a rant that I knew was going on his demo DVD for Fox.
>
> >Also, he seems mighty sane in his books. Maybe his ghost writers
> >filter out the crazy. Too bad they didn't do such for Al Franken. It's
> >all 'look at my detailed explanation of how Bush is stupid purple
> >monkey dishwasher'.
>
> Al Franken is a distinguished statesman, Mr Lots42.

That's a carefully calculated creation designed to appeal to those
who grew up watching him on Saturday Night Live. The reason his books
are all "stupid purple monkey dishwater"* etc. is because he doesn't
use ghostwriters. Maybe if he hadn't kicked Tom Davis to the curb
(which he had to do to get his political career rolling), Davis might
have made his books readable. Or not.

* BTW Sig!

Dr. HotSalt