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Nicko

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Nov 8, 2009, 9:45:24 PM11/8/09
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...and it kills the only person around for miles...does it make a
sound?

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YOP...

phy

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Nov 8, 2009, 10:13:16 PM11/8/09
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Nicko <nervou...@gmail.com> wrote in news:1e657ea7-49a6-4486-b3c5-
db906f...@j4g2000yqe.googlegroups.com:

Yeah, "squish."

-phy

Otto Bahn

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Nov 9, 2009, 10:02:19 AM11/9/09
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"phy" <phy...@yahoo.com> wrote

>> ...and it kills the only person around for miles...does it make a
>> sound?
>>
>> --
>> YOP...
>>
>
> Yeah, "squish."

Nothing is instantaneous except nothing.

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Mark

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Nov 9, 2009, 11:06:39 AM11/9/09
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If she heard it coming, yes.

If she didn't no.

The real question begs, why was she out in the
woods alone, miles away from a man.

Was she wearing plaid above the waist?

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Mark

Mark

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Nov 9, 2009, 1:13:56 PM11/9/09
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On Nov 9, 11:06 am, Mark <blueriver...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> Was she wearing plaid above the waist?
>
> ---
> Mark

Cause, you know, Lumberjacks wear plaid shirts
and trees fall on them, but usually only Catholic
School girls wear plaid skirts, and...

Nevermind, too weird.

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Mark

Nicko

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Nov 9, 2009, 8:34:44 PM11/9/09
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And...Catholic school boys wear...

No, you're right, Mark. Weird-o-rama.

NFM.

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YOP...

Matthew L. Martin

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Nov 9, 2009, 11:32:50 PM11/9/09
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Mark wrote:
> On Nov 9, 11:06 am, Mark <blueriver...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> Was she wearing plaid above the waist?
>>
>> ---
>> Mark
>
> Cause, you know, Lumberjacks wear plaid shirts

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
(He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day)
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea
(He cuts down trees...)
(He's a lumberjack...)
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I love to press wild flow'rs
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars
(He cuts down trees...)
(He's a lumberjack...)
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear mama
(He cuts down trees...)
(He's a lumberjack...)

Matthew

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Alex will find a way to silently get from where she is to where she
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Radix Lecti Artemia Salina

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Nov 10, 2009, 1:23:45 AM11/10/09
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On Mon, 09 Nov 2009 23:32:50 -0500, Matthew L. Martin wrote:

> Mark wrote:
>> On Nov 9, 11:06 am, Mark <blueriver...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Was she wearing plaid above the waist?
>>>
>>> ---
>>> Mark
>>
>> Cause, you know, Lumberjacks wear plaid shirts
>
> I'm a lumberjack and

*BLAM!*

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David DeLaney

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Nov 10, 2009, 3:41:43 AM11/10/09
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Radix Lecti Artemia Salina <y...@sheayright.com> wrote:
>Matthew L. Martin wrote:
>> Mark wrote:
>>> Mark <blueriver...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>> Was she wearing plaid above the waist?
>>>
>>> Cause, you know, Lumberjacks wear plaid shirts
>>
>> I'm a lumberjack and
>
>*BLAM!*

Hey, he's Allowed to quote monthly-pylons if he wants to. And to get caught in
the Obvious Bag as well.

Dave "it does not sleep. it waits." DeLaney
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anthony

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Nov 10, 2009, 9:06:09 PM11/10/09
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Always preferred Python's other version ...
I wish Id' been a girlie
Just like me dear Papa

mr dude@harvarduniversity.edu

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Nov 10, 2009, 9:58:49 PM11/10/09
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On Nov 8, 9:45 pm, Nicko <nervous.n...@gmail.com> wrote:
> ...and it kills the only person around for miles...does it make a
> sound?
>


Depends on the vocal abilities of "it".

Personally, I don't think anyone can "make" sound because sound exists
naturally.

We can no more "make sound" than we can "make smell".

As for the bear shitting in the woods, does the bear really want to
shit in the woods? Me thinks a bear would prefer a bidet. A bear bare
bidet to be more exact.

And why would no one be "around" for miles? Could they not be
"asquare"?????

Now back to the chicken, if the chicken did the same thing as the bear
and Amish nun, did they cross the road together or were they goaded by
the two in the bush?

In conclusion, it is six in one hand and half a drummer on the udder.

mr dude

pete

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Nov 10, 2009, 10:48:58 PM11/10/09
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mr du...@harvarduniversity.edu wrote:

> Personally, I don't think anyone can "make" sound because sound exists
> naturally.
>
> We can no more "make sound" than we can "make smell".
>
> As for the bear shitting in the woods,

Bear make smell.

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pete

Bryce Utting

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Nov 11, 2009, 1:00:18 AM11/11/09
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pete <pfi...@mindspring.com> wrote:

> mr du...@harvarduniversity.edu wrote:
>> We can no more "make sound" than we can "make smell".
>>
>> As for the bear shitting in the woods,
>
> Bear make smell.

smell I don't know about, but:

http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autotwb1142.html


butting

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Otto Bahn

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Nov 11, 2009, 11:14:33 AM11/11/09
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"pete" <pfi...@mindspring.com> wrote

>> Personally, I don't think anyone can "make" sound because sound exists
>> naturally.
>>
>> We can no more "make sound" than we can "make smell".
>>
>> As for the bear shitting in the woods,
>
> Bear make smell.

Timothy Treadwell's dead...

But his father was wrong -- he did amount to shit!

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