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Shelly

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Nov 23, 2009, 6:40:23 AM11/23/09
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Do not want! It is for to weep!

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Mark Edwards

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Nov 23, 2009, 6:52:06 AM11/23/09
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No cluons were harmed when Shelly wrote:
>Do not want! It is for to weep!

You still have Yerba Mate, no?


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Shelly

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Nov 23, 2009, 7:02:16 AM11/23/09
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"Mark Edwards" <Mark-E...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> No cluons were harmed when Shelly wrote:
>>Do not want! It is for to weep!
>
> You still have Yerba Mate, no?

Do not have, never have had, and pretty sure I do not want.

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Mark Edwards

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Nov 23, 2009, 7:05:12 AM11/23/09
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No cluons were harmed when Shelly wrote:
>>>Do not want! It is for to weep!

"Mark Edwards" <Mark-E...@comcast.net> wrote


>> You still have Yerba Mate, no?

No cluons were harmed when Shelly wrote:
>Do not have, never have had, and pretty sure I do not want.

Ah. Then you may have to make do with either chonklit or cheesecake. Or I
could loan you my sword...


Mark Edwards

Shelly

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Nov 23, 2009, 7:16:09 AM11/23/09
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"Mark Edwards" <Mark-E...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> Ah. Then you may have to make do with either chonklit or cheesecake.
> Or I
> could loan you my sword...

I have choklit chip cookies. Somehow, I don't think that'll help.
Cheesecake sounds dangerous. So does a sword, for those around me.

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Mark Edwards

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Nov 23, 2009, 7:27:14 AM11/23/09
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No cluons were harmed when Shelly wrote:
>I have choklit chip cookies. Somehow, I don't think that'll help.
>Cheesecake sounds dangerous. So does a sword, for those around me.

Then you may have to just poop in the microwave.

pete

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Nov 23, 2009, 7:32:25 AM11/23/09
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Shelly wrote:
>
> "Mark Edwards" <Mark-E...@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:fo-dnYSI4Kb76pfW...@supernews.com...
>
>> No cluons were harmed when Shelly wrote:
>>
>>> Do not want! It is for to weep!
>>
>>
>> You still have Yerba Mate, no?
>
>
> Do not have, never have had, and pretty sure I do not want.

... and don't call me "Mate", Buddy!

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Shelly

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Nov 23, 2009, 7:33:32 AM11/23/09
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"Mark Edwards" <Mark-E...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> No cluons were harmed when Shelly wrote:
>>I have choklit chip cookies. Somehow, I don't think that'll help.
>>Cheesecake sounds dangerous. So does a sword, for those around me.
>
> Then you may have to just poop in the microwave.

I'm sure some of my coworkers are better qualified for that task than I
am.

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Shelly

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Nov 23, 2009, 7:52:21 AM11/23/09
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"pete" <pfi...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
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Are you asking me to tell Mark that you want to break up with him?

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Mark

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Nov 23, 2009, 8:36:14 AM11/23/09
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No caffeine?! That's just kookietalk.

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Shelly

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Nov 23, 2009, 8:51:17 AM11/23/09
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"Mark" <blueri...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> No caffeine?! That's just kookietalk.

No, it is sadcakes. Kind of like Google Groups.

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Madge

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Nov 23, 2009, 12:50:09 PM11/23/09
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On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 06:40:23 -0500, Shelly <she...@cat-sidh.net> wrote:

> Do not want! It is for to weep!
>

Madge scratches his fingernails across a virtual blackboard!!

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekssh

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Dr. HotSalt

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Nov 23, 2009, 1:50:08 PM11/23/09
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On Nov 23, 3:40 am, "Shelly" <she...@cat-sidh.net> wrote:
> Do not want!  It is for to weep!

For why no caffeine?


Dr. Hot"donut cry"Salt

Shelly

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Nov 23, 2009, 1:54:27 PM11/23/09
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"Dr. HotSalt" <alie...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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On Nov 23, 3:40 am, "Shelly" <she...@cat-sidh.net> wrote:
> Do not want! It is for to weep!

> For why no caffeine?

Because I had it over the weekend, and I don't want to get re-addicted,
cuz the withdrawal is teh su><orz. Like, a week-long, full-on,
kill-me-now migraine. Caffeine tomorrow, though, perhaps. Now, if I
could just stay awake this afternoon, all would be goodish.

> Dr. Hot"donut cry"Salt

It's my party and I will if I want to.

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bar...@bookpro.com

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Nov 23, 2009, 3:44:26 PM11/23/09
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On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:54:27 -0500, "Shelly" <she...@cat-sidh.net>
wrote:

>
>"Dr. HotSalt" <alie...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>news:4e32b1d0-e70b-4e6e...@15g2000prz.googlegroups.com...
>On Nov 23, 3:40 am, "Shelly" <she...@cat-sidh.net> wrote:
>> Do not want! It is for to weep!
>
>> For why no caffeine?
>
>Because I had it over the weekend, and I don't want to get re-addicted,
>cuz the withdrawal is teh su><orz. Like, a week-long, full-on,
>kill-me-now migraine. Caffeine tomorrow, though, perhaps. Now, if I
>could just stay awake this afternoon, all would be goodish.

Can ye no compromise using half-caffeinated, half-decaf? Or
one-quarter caff and six-eighths decaf?

BW

Shelly

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Nov 23, 2009, 3:51:00 PM11/23/09
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<bar...@bookpro.com> wrote in message
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Alas, no. The mere existence of caffeine in my beverage, unless it is
in choklit-like trace amounts, is enough to qualify as "caffeinated."
IOW it's the interval, not the amount. So having even 1/2 a cup of
half-caf every day would not work, but having 5 high-octane giganto cups
on two consecutive days, but not on the third day, would be Just Fine.
Two days on and one day off seems to be Allowed.

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Doctroid

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Nov 23, 2009, 4:07:12 PM11/23/09
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In article <nuslg592jj8u2i2cc...@4ax.com>,
bar...@bookpro.com wrote:

Or 1/pi decaf.

Mmmm, pi.

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Mark

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Nov 23, 2009, 4:31:25 PM11/23/09
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On Nov 23, 3:51 pm, "Shelly" <she...@cat-sidh.net> wrote:

 So having even 1/2 a cup of
> half-caf every day would not work, but having 5 high-octane giganto cups
> on two consecutive days, but not on the third day, would be Just Fine.
> Two days on and one day off seems to be Allowed.

How can you say such a thing!!

Are you *even* thinking of the baby?

You must think of the baby! Gees!

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Mark Edwards

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Nov 23, 2009, 4:40:49 PM11/23/09
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No cluons were harmed when Mark wrote:
>How can you say such a thing!!
>
>Are you *even* thinking of the baby?
>
>You must think of the baby! Gees!

I doubt that Miss Brown or the kitties are concerned or affected by the
caffein level.

Shelly

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Nov 23, 2009, 4:45:25 PM11/23/09
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Mark <blueri...@yahoo.com> wrote in news:603fe412-2a88-4098-
96ff-cac...@l35g2000vba.googlegroups.com:

> How can you say such a thing!!
>
> Are you *even* thinking of the baby?
>
> You must think of the baby! Gees!

If by "thinking of the baby" you mean, "wondering whether to serve
it with red or white," then yes, I'm thinking of the baby.

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Matthew L. Martin

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Nov 23, 2009, 5:17:57 PM11/23/09
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Breast fed babies are veal. Let the choice of wine depend on the sauce.

Matthew

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Alex will find a way to silently get from where she is to where she
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Anna will make an Anna sized hole between where she is to where she
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Mark

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Nov 23, 2009, 6:34:09 PM11/23/09
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On Nov 23, 4:45 pm, Shelly <she...@cat-sidh.net> wrote:
> Mark <blueriver...@yahoo.com> wrote in news:603fe412-2a88-4098-
> 96ff-cac46551d...@l35g2000vba.googlegroups.com:

>
> > How can you say such a thing!!
>
> > Are you *even* thinking of the baby?
>
> > You must think of the baby! Gees!
>
> If by "thinking of the baby" you mean, "wondering whether to serve
> it with red or white," then yes, I'm thinking of the baby.


Worst Munchausen by proxy ever.

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Shelly

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Nov 24, 2009, 6:27:04 AM11/24/09
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"Matthew L. Martin" <not...@notnow.never> wrote in message
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> Shelly wrote:
>> Mark <blueri...@yahoo.com> wrote in news:603fe412-2a88-4098-
>> 96ff-cac...@l35g2000vba.googlegroups.com:
>>
>>> How can you say such a thing!!
>>>
>>> Are you *even* thinking of the baby?
>>>
>>> You must think of the baby! Gees!
>>
>> If by "thinking of the baby" you mean, "wondering whether to serve it
>> with red or white," then yes, I'm thinking of the baby.
>
> Breast fed babies are veal. Let the choice of wine depend on the
> sauce.

White it is, then!

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