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Adam Funk

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May 17, 2013, 3:17:04 PM5/17/13
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IANMTU: "Bacon Shaving Cream"

https://www.thinkgeek.com/product/1139/


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A recent study conducted by Harvard University found that the average
American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study by the AMA found
that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. This
means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.
http://www.cartalk.com/content/average-americans-mpg

R H Draney

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May 17, 2013, 6:24:29 PM5/17/13
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Adam Funk filted:
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>IANMTU: "Bacon Shaving Cream"
>
>https://www.thinkgeek.com/product/1139/

In my messenger bag, I carry a box of bacon-flavored dental floss....

Next to it, a box of absinthe-flavored dental floss....

I have so far been unsuccessful in replenishing my supply of bubble-gum-flavored
dental floss...all the places that have it for sale require me to buy a gross at
a time....r


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Me? Sarcastic?
Yeah, right.

Adam Funk

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May 17, 2013, 6:36:37 PM5/17/13
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On 2013-05-17, R H Draney wrote:


> I have so far been unsuccessful in replenishing my supply of bubble-gum-flavored
> dental floss...all the places that have it for sale require me to buy a gross at
> a time....r


"gross" indeed


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And remember, while you're out there risking your life and limb
through shot and shell, we'll be in be in here thinking what a
sucker you are. [Rufus T. Firefly]
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