Woman Gives Birth to Giant Baby
Matthew L. Martin
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> SAO PAULO, Brazil (AP) - A woman in northeastern Brazil has given birth to what one doctor called a ``giant baby,'' a boy weighing 16.7 pounds.
Someone got more than their bait back.
> Francisca Ramos dos Santos, 38, gave birth to the healthy boy named Ademilton on Tuesday at a hospital in Salvador, 900 miles northeast of Sao Paulo. He was the largest baby born at the Albert Sabin Maternity Hospital in its 12-year history, the hospital said.
OK, someone trot out the world record holder here.
> ``Obviously the baby was born by Caesarean section,''
Or by horrendous explosion.
> hospital director Rita Leal said. ``Both mother and baby are doing just fine.''
If you ignore the near complete evisceration of the mother.
> Ademilton ``could truly be considered a giant baby, for he was born weighing what a six-month-old-baby normally weighs,'' pediatrician Luiz Sena Azul told the Correio da Bahia newspaper.
16.7 pounds qualifies a giant when you are talking baby humans, not when
talking about baby elephumps.
> Santos has four other children - ages 9, 12, 14, and 15 - who were born weighing between 7.7 pounds and 11 pounds.
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> ``She knew Ademilton would be a big baby, but not this big'' Leal said. ``She, her husband and the hospital staff were caught by surprise.''
Of course they were. The last ultrasound indicated it would only be a
14.6 pound baby.
> The average weight for newborns in Brazil is 7.7 pounds for boys and 6.6 pounds for girls.
I wonder why that is??
So the average weight is 7.7 pounds for a boy. That means 15.4 pounds
would be two boys. At 16.7 pounds, I claim that this baby is conjoined
twins (maybe triplets) that share EVERYTHING!
Matthew (either that or he's tetraploid)
ToYKillAS
> Must have been a 15 month pregnancy.
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>Matthew (either that or he's tetraploid)
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Phil Carmody
> Must have been a 15 month pregnancy.
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> > SAO PAULO, Brazil (AP) - A woman in northeastern Brazil has given
> > birth to what one doctor called a ``giant baby,'' a boy weighing
> > 16.7 pounds.
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> Someone got more than their bait back.
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> > Francisca Ramos dos Santos, 38, gave birth to the healthy boy named
> > Ademilton on Tuesday at a hospital in Salvador, 900 miles northeast
> > of Sao Paulo. He was the largest baby born at the Albert Sabin
> > Maternity Hospital in its 12-year history, the hospital said.
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> OK, someone trot out the world record holder here.
I believe the world record is 11850 miles northeast of Sao Paulo.
Phil
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Glenn Knickerbocker
> I believe the world record is 11850 miles northeast of Sao Paulo.
Wait a second, my record player turns clockwise.
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Tim Chmielewski
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> Must have been a 15 month pregnancy.
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That's one MIGHTY BABY!
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Phil Carmody
You funny Americans - you do everything topsy-turvy.
I can only imfer that your US records are incompatible with our
_metric_ record players.
Bill Marcum
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>> The average weight for newborns in Brazil is 7.7 pounds for boys and
>> 6.6 pounds for girls.
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> I wonder why that is??
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